When I looked, it was a mess in their kitchen, with flour and rice all over the floor, as if a tornado had swept it, and a few sticks of celery and raw pork with tooth marks on them.

"Huh," Tang eradicated a glare, "What do you mean, it's all the old lady's food?" ”

"Not really!" The woman immediately said loudly: "It's scared to death, the old lady looks like she hasn't eaten in eight lifetimes!" ”

Obviously, this woman should be the daughter-in-law in the tenant's mouth.

Lu Hengchuan looked at this woman and said in a low voice: "Aunt Liu has such a daughter-in-law, it's quite unlucky!" ”

This woman has a small bony face, hanging eyes, very white skin, and high cheekbones, and she looks a little fierce at first glance.

And her appearance along the way, her temples are sunken, her eyes are slightly hanging, she rolls her eyes, she doesn't use a knife to kill her husband, this man lives with her, and he must have lived a very hard life!

Bringing her cheeks without flesh, the main thing is that the family is not lucky - a man marries a woman, is to add a new population to the family, of course, he hopes that women will get along with the family, but a woman with this kind of face will ruin the family's luck, that is to say, the sister-in-law is restless, the relationship is not good, and she has to fight every once in a while.

Many women accuse their mother-in-law of being evil, or their mother-in-law accuses their daughter-in-law of not being human, and some of them are destined to be a chicken and dog jumping like this.

I just heard the tenants say that this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law don't get along well, and it seems that this is really the case.

Of course, there is a reason for the incident, so I asked Aunt Liu's son: "How did Aunt Liu have an accident?" How long has it been? ”

Aunt Liu's son pondered for a while, and said: "I don't know what happened, today is my mother's birthday, didn't the two of us come back from the county to celebrate my mother's birthday, and for more than half an hour, my mother and my daughter-in-law were talking in the kitchen, my mother suddenly went crazy, we couldn't hold her, you said that my mother has no history of mental illness, and her demeanor and accent are different from ordinary people, and everyone looks like a ghost possessed!" We are also panicked, no, I heard that you have the ability, so I called the president to find you, you must give us ideas, I will go to the City God Temple when I turn around, and burn high incense for the City God. ”

"Xiao Liu and his daughter-in-law both live in the county seat," the president said in a low voice: "I don't live with Aunt Liu, I heard that the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can't get up, so it's better to be separated." ”

My daughter-in-law's eyes were purring, and she stared at me and asked cautiously, "My mother-in-law, what's wrong with this?" Can you cure it? Let's talk about it first, how much do you charge? Our family is in difficulty, there are too many, and we can't afford it. ”

The daughter-in-law has a pair of white eyes, obviously a money-loving life, treacherous and slippery, I thought, this matter is my vocation as the city god, and second, I still have a little black gas polluted by the mountain lady on my hands, no matter who it is this time, can shed tears, even if the matter of black gas is solved, I decided not only to subdue the thin neck evil thing, and then help them mediate this matter.

So I didn't take that thing off in a hurry, but said with a pleasant face: "Don't worry, we don't charge money, if you have the heart, go to the City God Temple to worship, add incense or not to see you, merit is happy, there is nothing to say." ”

The daughter-in-law there seemed to be relieved, and said in a loud voice: "That's good, that's good, I've heard that the little brother of the temple wishes to do the right thing for the sky, and it's really true!" ”

"Master, why do I look at her like a fool?" Tang Benchu said in a low voice: "But it looks like it's not enough to take advantage of it, and it's uncomfortable to suffer." ”

"I said yes." Azo also looks down on this daughter-in-law: "What a little family." ”

"Whether people are petty or not, it has something to do with you." When I was done, I turned my face to look at the thing.

Although that thing didn't see the mark on my hand, when he saw my momentum, he suddenly felt timid, and he didn't dare to make such a fuss as he did just now, but looked at his words, as if he wanted to see if I had any real skills.

"Don't say it, Brother Miaozhu really has a little fairy aura on him, right?" A tenant whispered: "Look, since the temple wishes the little brother to come in like this, eh, Aunt Liu won't make trouble!" ”

"Really!" Several tenants were interested: "Did you feel the divine power of the city god and didn't dare to make trouble?" ”

As soon as the thing lying on Aunt Liu's body heard this, she was still a little afraid of the three words "City God Temple", but I didn't do anything with her, maybe she was also very face-loving, and she was suddenly a little unconvinced, and turned around and made a fuss again: "If you don't give it to me, I'll jump down!" ”

The accent is still Northwestern.

I turned my face to look at my daughter-in-law: "Look, my mother-in-law must be hungry, can you get some food?" Mutton steamed buns, Qishan noodles, yogurt, stuffed skins, white strips. ”

As soon as I heard what I said, the thing with the thin neck swallowed a little bit, and the whole string of the thin neck seemed to tremble.

"Master, I know the steamed noodles," Tang Benchu asked in a low voice, "What are stuffed skins and white strips?" ”

"The stuffed skin is similar to the cold skin we are talking about here, and the white strips are white cut mutton." I looked at Lu Hengchuan and said, "We ate when we went to the Western School." ”

"Oh, mom," Tang Benchu said enviously, "When will the two of you take advantage of Sister Tingting's absence to go on your honeymoon, and you won't take your apprentices with you." ”

"Get out." Before I could speak, Lu Hengchuan was expressionless, and said this with a cold face.

If you don't talk about him, he's not big, and his temper is not small.

And when the daughter-in-law heard this, she was immediately dumbfounded: "This, it's not cheap, right?" Didn't you say you didn't have to spend any money? Our family ...... situation."

"Everyone knows about your family! The rent is tens of thousands of dollars, and you can't eat anything, wow? Still the president couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "You are a daughter-in-law, a mother-in-law and half a mother, this is for her treatment, and it is not the temple to wish the little brother to eat!" Besides, people come from far and wide to help your family, even if they eat your family's food, it's not too much, right? You can't be too picky, it's not appropriate! ”

The daughter-in-law gritted her teeth and spoke hatefully: "No, you are looking at the surface, but in fact, this building, where do you not need money?" Last Suspended Ceiling ......"

"Okay, don't say it," Xiao Liu, who had been holding Aunt Liu, couldn't listen anymore: "I'll buy it, I'll buy it!" ”

As he spoke, he opened the delivery app.

After a while, the daughter-in-law received a payment text message, and her head was full of bruises at a glance. But in front of so many people, she couldn't say anything, with an expression of knocking out her teeth and swallowing blood, she looked at her mother-in-law fiercely.

Aunt Liu has now been controlled by that thin-necked evil thing, where can you still see the height of her eyebrows, and she looks at us happily, as if she is very happy.

Eating people has a soft mouth, and he also knows that it is the light that sticks to us now, so I asked him with a pleasant face: "Where did you come from?" ”

The evil thing behind Aunt Liu opened his mouth - so that others could see that it was Aunt Liu herself who opened his mouth: "I came from the west, fellow." ”

Because I said that their local food was too slippery, he thought I was a local!

The people around him shuddered-because anyone who was familiar with Aunt Liu could see that the Aunt Liu in front of her was different from the previous Aunt Liu.

"Why did you come here?" I then asked.

"I'm hungry," said the thin neck, "I'm not reconciled!" ”

"Unwilling?" I then asked, "Why is it unwilling?" ”

"How do you know how miserable my death was!" The emotions of the thin neck suddenly became excited: "I am starving to death!" ”

"Oh," Tang Benchu asked in a low voice, "Master, could this be the legendary hungry ghost?" ”

You're right.

In fact, there are two kinds of hungry ghosts, one is really starved to death, and the other is the one who did bad things before his death and was punished as a hungry ghost.

What is the experience of a hungry ghost? They have one thing in common, which is that the neck is elongated.

It is also destined that they usually can't eat any incense, once there is a burning of wild incense, for the sacrifice, they can also come up to eat and drink, but because their necks are too thin, a mouthful of something, it takes a long time to swallow, so they can neither eat happily nor be full.

Even if they eat a lot of food, they will not feel full with this characteristic, which is of course a kind of torment.

There is also a legend in Greek mythology that a man who offended the gods and was punished to stand in a stream with fruit trees hanging on his head, and saw that there was water and food, but if he reached the fruit, the fruit would go away from him, so that he could not reach it, and if he wanted to bend down to drink, the water level would also reced, and he would not be able to reach it, which was the punishment for him to see that he was eating and drinking in front of him, but he could not eat and drink, which was the same as a hungry ghost.

"Oh, I'll go," Tang Benchu immediately asked, "Then what bad things did they have to do in their previous lives to end up like this?" ”

"Such hungry ghosts generally do not honor their parents," I replied, "They are born as human beings, and they are nurtured by their parents, but they abuse their parents and are punished like this after they die." ”

However, this kind of punished hungry ghost is generally locked up in the underworld to suffer, and only a year during the Midyear Festival mixed with a full meal, why did this one run out of the underworld, obviously a "fugitive", no wonder I was so nervous when I heard the "City God Temple".

"But there are so many people in the neighborhood, why did you have to pick this one?" Then I asked it.

It shook its slender neck, hesitated, and said, "Because ......"

At this time, the takeaway arrived, and the aroma of mutton came in with the takeaway brother: "Which one ordered the takeaway?" Have a nice meal and remember to give it a 5 star ......"

But before the little brother finished speaking, Aunt Liu rushed from Xiao Liu's hand, and the hungry tiger rushed to the takeaway brother, snatched the plastic lunch box in the hand of the takeaway brother, reached out and tore it open, and opened her mouth to bite the lunch box with her teeth.

It is full of piping hot soup, and ordinary people have to burn it, but Aunt Liu swallowed the mountains and rivers angrily and swallowed it clean in one go, which is simply breathtaking.

The tenants around who were watching the excitement were all gasping, and the takeaway brother was also dumbfounded: "This aunt, I haven't eaten for a few days...... Don't burn it......"

The daughter-in-law looked embarrassed, turned her face away, but looked at me and sank her face, and her tone was very strong: "Brother Miaozhu, didn't you say that you can help our mother-in-law get better?" What's going on, what's going on? ”

"Don't go too far!" The president couldn't take it anymore and said, "People are here to help you, who are you calling?" ”

"Who knows if he has real skills," the daughter-in-law pouted: "You get what you pay for, there are a few good ones for free, okay, if it doesn't work, we will find someone else to show it, this takeaway will cost hundreds, and we can't find a gentleman." ”

Assi, why did you live before the founding of the country? Hundreds is still an astronomical number for you?

Tang Benchu and Ah Zuo were stunned, and Ah Zuo even suspected that he didn't understand it because he didn't learn Chinese well: "She still dislikes us for being cheap?" ”

"That's right," Tang Benchu came back to his senses and said angrily: "If you think we don't care if you want money, we'll ask you for money, five million, you get what you pay for, okay?" Anyway, here, if you can't afford it, we will sue you in court! ”

"Hey, why do you sit on the ground and raise the price!" When the daughter-in-law heard this, she stopped doing it: "You are blackmailing, you are blackmailing." ”

Lu Hengchuan looked at her as if she was playing monkey, and smiled slightly: "You can see what kind of life Aunt Liu and Little Liu usually live, right?" ”

That's definitely seeing.

"Little brother, thank you!" Xiao Liu still cares about us, and immediately pounced on Aunt Liu: "I will give you a good review." ”

The little brother was stunned, and then said earnestly: "It's not that I'm talkative, my mother died of cancer the year before last, and I see that people who have a mother are envious!" The son wants to raise but doesn't wait, this big brother, you still have the opportunity to be filial now, you must cherish it! Don't wait for later, it's too late to regret it. ”

As he spoke, the takeaway brother's eyes turned red.

The emotional takeaway brother is also a male classmate with a story!

When Xiao Liu heard this, he also seemed to be touched by some sad past, and nodded: "Thank you, thank you very much!" ”

And Aunt Liu doesn't care what the two of you incite to incite feelings, she has already eaten all the food by herself, and then a Dapeng spread her wings and pounced on the takeaway brother: "I still eat!" I still want it! ”

The takeaway brother looked back at Xiao Liu: "Big brother, you can order it!" You order, I'll take the order! ”

"Hey!" Xiao Liu's expression was almost like crying.

"Alright, alright." I looked at the thing on Aunt Liu's body: "It's almost there, you can stand it, this person can stand it?" Take it when you see it. ”

The thing on Aunt Liu's body listened, straightened her little thin neck, and looked at me again: "You...... What the hell are you from? You're not here to catch me, are you? ”

"I'm not worth mentioning," I continued, "but we're not done talking about that topic yet?" Why did you choose this one? ”

"Needless to say? The old lady of this family is unlucky! The thin-necked evil creature said, "This old lady, sighs bitterly!" ”

When people are worried, the yang fire will also decrease, and the luck will naturally not be too good, so if someone sighs, there will always be a saying that "sighing will sigh away good luck", and that's how it came.

"Also, the situation of their family is similar to ours, if you don't come here to eat, where can you eat?" The thin-necked evil creature then looked at his daughter-in-law: "Some of the things I did before are similar to what she did. ”

When the daughter-in-law heard this, her face turned white: "What's the matter, what is the difference, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"Whether it's nonsense or not, you know it in your own heart!" The thin-necked evil creature on Aunt Liu's body said disdainfully: "You came this time, saying that you were coming to celebrate your birthday, but in fact, you didn't want to ask the old lady for money?" ”

The daughter-in-law shuddered a little.

I looked at Xiao Liu: "Is that the case?" ”

Xiao Liu seemed to be stunned, and then he whispered: "I, my daughter-in-law, am usually not very sensible, and may ......."

"You fart!" Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law suddenly sprinkled: "Who is ignorant?" If we don't ask the old lady for money, what do we eat and spend? Just how much money you make? Not enough to buy two pots of vinegar! When I married you, I took a fancy to how many houses your family has, but now it's good, the old lady is not old, she keeps it by herself, and she doesn't give it to you, how did you become a son, your husband? ”

Xiao Liu explained with a gloomy face: "What you said is not right, these things are saved by my mother when she was young for her own retirement, and the house in the city was also bought by our mother for us, and we are not allowed to repay the loan. Our mother usually makes up for our ......"

"Who's going to have a three-bedroom and two-living room?" The daughter-in-law's eyebrows stood up, and she said fiercely: "Give me this five-story building, I run it, can I give her a subsidy?" She is half of her body into a share, and she is still greedy for money and does not let go, who will point to her in the future to give her a pension, not my mother? Let me tell you, your mother is so greedy, she can't get anything good, she is entangled by evil things, and she also found it herself! ”

"You ......" Xiao Liu couldn't say anything when he was angry with his daughter-in-law, and his head was bruised: "You still say that my mother is greedy ......"

"Raising children to prevent old age, why do you have to buy a family property for your son, but what did she give us except for a house?" The more the daughter-in-law talked, the more energetic she became, and the spit on the stars seemed to be raining: "I have never seen such an old lady who picks the door, and her son is reluctant to give it, so she takes it to the coffin?" I still hope that she will die soon! Die early, it's all ours! ”

The tenants were indignant: "Is that a co-authoring thing true?" You've lost your conscience! ”

What's that? It must have been what they said at the beginning, and I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”