Chapter 112: Brother Feng, pretend to force me to only obey you!
"Hey, hey, hey..."
Sao Pig smirked while accepting PDD's friend invitation, and as soon as the two of them added friends, he couldn't wait to open the friend chat window and type: "Idol, I'm really your fan." ”
"Haha, don't say it's my, brother, you can, it's very sassy. Kill me so many times, my idol's face is gone. PDD replied.
Although I didn't see the other party's expression, judging from this sentence, PDD should not be angry, but happy.
Sao Pig hurriedly replied: "I finally sniped the idol, I want to play well, you won't blame me, right?" ”
"No, it won't."
"Hey, that's good."
"Hmm."
"Actually, I have a nickname called Sao Pig."
“......”
"I'm just like you, I'm fat."
"Actually, I really want to be thin."
"If I have the chance, I will definitely go to Shanghai to find you, I want to take a photo with you, okay?" After Sao Pig sent this message to PDD, he immediately clenched his fists nervously.
He was afraid that PDD would refuse.
"No problem, if you really come to Shanghai, and I happen to be in Shanghai, I will treat you to authentic Shanghai delicacies." PDD said politely and boldly.
"I'm still studying, but I'll definitely go to Shanghai."
Sao Pig chatted with PDD for a few words, and then PDD took the initiative to ask him if he could drive, because they were three people driving, and there were still two positions missing.
Sao Pig agreed directly without hesitation.
When he joined PDD's "luxury bumper car" team, he suddenly thought of a very serious problem, he could only get his hands on the top order.
And PDD is also a top order.
In terms of position, the two had a conflict.
At this time, Sao Pig joined the team YY voice, and for the first time he spoke to his idol with voice, he saw that his face was flushed with excitement.
"Brother, you're okay with junglers, right?" PDD asked in a voice.
"I..." Sao Pig was stunned for a moment, to be honest, he can only get his hands on the top order, and the other positions are average.
But, now driving with idols, he can't pit idols, so he hesitated, and PDD asked again, "Isn't it okay?" ”
"Okay, I'll do it." Sao Pig hurriedly answered.
“OK。”
"Brother Feng, don't stand, how tired you are, pull a chair next to me." Sao Pig turned around and whispered to Xu Zifeng.
"No, I have something to go out for." In fact, Xu Zifeng is fine at all, he is now waiting for Chen Meixi to call him.
And the reason why he said that he had something to go out was because he deliberately scared the pig, because he heard all the conversations between the pigs and PDD just now.
He knows better than anyone what level the pig is.
In terms of the top order, Sao Pig is definitely the best among the kings, but, in terms of jungler, his level is at most about diamonds.
He guessed that Sao Pig was going to let him fight on his behalf.
Sure enough, I saw Sao Pig covering the headset with his hand to prevent the voice from being heard by the PDD people, and then said with a pleading face: "Brother Feng, you come to the jungle." ”
"Don't fight."
"Please."
"It's useless."
"Brother Feng, you are the best for me, you will definitely not die without help, what talent rune do you want, I will help you deploy it." Sao Pig said while choosing the poodle in seconds, he knew that Xu Zifeng's poodle was very sassy, and after choosing the poodle in seconds, he turned on his talent and looked at Xu Zifeng pitifully.
"Get up." Xu Zifeng glanced at him helplessly, and when the pig heard this, he hurriedly got up and pulled a chair next to him, and then sat next to him and put on his headphones.
He wore headphones to communicate with several PDD people, and as for the poodle, it was operated by Xu Zifeng.
After Xu Zifeng sat down and quickly selected the runes and added his talent, he raised his middle finger at the pig, and the pig hurriedly folded his hands and shook it in succession.
Five minutes later.
FirstBlood!
Xu Zifeng manipulated the lion to successfully kill the widow in the enemy's wild area and got a blood.
"Pretty."
“6666。”
“NICE。”
Listening to the surprise praise of several PDD people in the voice, the corners of the mouth on both sides of the sao pig's smile were almost to the root of the ear, only to hear him say modestly to the headset: "Luck, luck." ”
After Xu Zifeng operated the poodle to kill the widow, he did not leave in a hurry, but came to the purple side, that is, the upper part of the enemy's wild area, in the grass at the entrance of F4.
He wants to trick the widow.
The red buff has been collected by him, but F4 is still there, and he predicts that most of the widows will come to collect resources in the jungle area, after all, the level is too low, and she has died again.
Of course, this was just his guess, and he couldn't help it if the widow went straight to the upper or lower gank.
However, due to the lack of widow level, it is very likely that he will continue to come to the wild area to brush up on a few waves of resources, and F4, he will probably not let go, besides, even if he can't wait, it's fine, because he will wait for about a minute at most.
He was now like a hunter, quietly hiding in the grass and waiting for the prey to come to the door, and after about half a minute, the widow came.
Since he is hiding in the grass, the widow cannot see him without the vision of the grass, but he does, as long as the widow walks into the enemy's real eye or the hero's field of vision, the stealth passive will be ineffective, and then the figure will be exposed.
At this time, Xu Zifeng was quietly watching the widow approach.
"Haha, die."
Naturally, Sao Pig also saw the widow coming towards the grass, so he said a word to the headset very cooperatively, and then the widow walked into the grass.
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
"Whew!"
As soon as the widow entered the grass, Xu Zifeng did not rush to use the five-star to strengthen the skill, but first used the basic attack A on the widow, and after hanging the red BUFF to slow down, the widow suddenly used the skill to accelerate and run in the direction of the defense tower.
I saw a lion's roar from the poodle, jumping directly from the grass to the widow, at the same time, Xu Zifeng pressed the "E button", and saw a large black net come out of the poodle's hand, and then firmly imprisoned the widow in place and couldn't move.
A set of QE on the face!
The widow fell to the ground with a scream.
The enemy is killed!
Ten minutes later.
"Whew!"
godlike!
Another three minutes later.
legendary!
The poodle has surpassed God.
“66666666。”
"Brother, it's okay, it's very strong and coquettish."
"Not bad."
"The widows are all spoiled by you in the wilderness."
In the voice, there were unstingy praises from several PDD people, and the pig had already laughed, and then kept saying: "Luck, pure luck." ”
Xu Zifeng returned to the city to pretend, and then looked at him with a funny face.
"Push." The widow said on the public screen.
"Let's push it."
“GG。”
At this time, there were still two minutes left before they could choose to surrender, the opponent asked for a mid-push, and several PDD people marked the offensive signal to the middle, and then several people gathered together and began to push the tower.
Two minutes later, they were pushing the twin towers of the base, and the other party voluntarily surrendered.
victory!
The pig side managed to win.
"Brother, you can play this jungler, to be honest, did you play to match me in the last game, so you didn't jungle?" After coming out, PDD asked in YY's voice.
"Actually... Personally, I'm still good at ordering. Sao Pig replied seriously.
"That's not right."
Several others also expressed doubts.
"You're much better at junglers than you are at the top laner."
"Well, I also think, don't be modest."
"I'm afraid that widow has been played out of your psychological shadow."
"Haha, if I were a widow, I would have asked for a push a long time ago, what a fart is this? The poodle is eleventh, he is only seventh, he will die when he goes out, and it is better to stand at home obediently and flash out to watch a movie. ”
"Luck, mainly luck, the widow has been tricked by me a few times, and after the equipment and level form a crushing suppression, of course he will die where he goes." Sao Pig explained.
"Well, maybe."
"Continue?"
"Yes, yes, go ahead, and try to win ten in a row today."
"Yes."
Several people in PDD became interested and asked to continue driving, while Sao Pig once again cast a pleading gaze on Xu Zifeng.
Xu Zifeng shook his head deliberately.
"Brother Feng, I love you..."
"It's useless..."Xu Zifeng forced a smile.
"I really love you."
"Don't say it, I'm about to throw up if you say it again."
"If I had to add a term to love, I would like it to be 10,000 years." Sao Pig blocked the headset with his hand and said with an affectionate face.
"Damn, stop, stop, you say I'm really going to throw up, okay, I can help you play two rounds, but I told you in advance, I really have something to leave in a while, and I definitely can't help you play all the time." Xu Zifeng still remembered that he had an appointment with Chen Meixi, so he told Sao Zhu in advance.
"Brother Feng, don't worry, after you leave, I will find a random reason to leave the team, and then today will end perfectly." Sao Pig said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, by the way, let me tell you something, don't easily help me choose a poodle in the future."
"Why?"
"Because the murderous aura is too heavy, I don't want to make too many killings."
"Brother Feng, pretend to force me to obey you."
“......”