Chapter 113: Fake Boyfriend! (2-in-1 Chapter)
Next, Xu Zifeng helped Sao Pig "fight" two more rounds, there is no doubt that both games were won by crushing, and each game was just twenty, and the other party voted.
When he was about to start the third game, the phone in Xu Zifeng's pocket rang, and he took it out to see that Chen Meixi called.
He didn't rush to answer the phone, but said to Sao Pig: "I have something to go out now, you can do it yourself, if you can't do it, just say that you are tired of playing and want to play to help relax." ”
", it's a trick, that's it." Sao Zhu covered his headset and gave Xu Zifeng a thumbs up, and then asked, "Date Chen Meixi?" ”
"A must."
Xu Zifeng laughed proudly, then said hello to the monkeys, picked up the phone and walked outside the Internet café.
"Hello."
"Xu Zifeng." Chen Meixi's voice came out of the phone.
"Well, I miss you." Xu Zifeng said cheekily.
"You're so thick-skinned, I didn't agree to your pursuit, you keep doing this, don't you feel awkward?" Chen Meixi couldn't cry or laugh.
"No, it's natural." Xu Zifeng said with a smile.
"Okay, I'm not going to tell you this, where are you now?"
"I'm in an internet café."
"Why did you go to the Internet café again, didn't I tell you? I need you at noon today. Chen Meixi was a little angry.
"I just walked out of the Internet café right now, and I didn't play games." Xu Zifeng explained.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it, you go and wait for me at the school gate now, I'll be out in about ten minutes."
"Okay."
After hanging up the phone, it didn't take long for Xu Zifeng to come to the school gate, and after waiting for about seven or eight minutes, Chen Meixi walked out of the school.
Today's Chen Meixi's dress is very different from before, and it is somewhat similar to Wang Meng'er's dressing style yesterday, taking the cute route.
It's just that the two look different, Wang Meng'er looks like a little sister, cute and cute, and her whole body gives people a very cute feeling.
Chen Meixi is different, in Xu Zifeng's opinion, her dress is cute in addition to cute, especially beautiful, eye-catching, comfortable and natural.
Due to the recent heat, she is afraid of the sun, so she wears a big red round-brimmed hat that they met for the first time at the Longteng Internet Café last time, and then wears a pair of sunglasses, and a pair of beautiful legs on the lower body look extremely attractive.
"Xu Zifeng, I really guessed right, you are really wearing a school uniform." After the two met, Chen Meixi looked at him helplessly and said.
"Why don't you wait for me to go back and change my set?" In fact, Xu Zifeng didn't care what others thought of him, but today was the first time he had an official date with Chen Meixi, and it was better to dress decently, so he wanted to go back to the dormitory to change his suit.
As a result, Chen Meixi shook her head and said, "Forget it, it's also in my expectation anyway, let's go." ”
"Where are you going?"
"You'll find out in a moment."
"Oh."
Xu Zifeng walked beside Chen Meixi, and before getting into the car, he wanted to hold her hand several times, but every time he was discovered by Chen Meixi and avoided it.
After getting into the car, the two sat in the back seat.
"Where the hell are you going?" Xu Zifeng was curious.
"Today is our sisters' reunion in junior high school, and I didn't want to go there, but they kept calling me, saying that I was looking down on them if I didn't go, and they specifically asked that they must bring their respective boyfriends." Chen Meixi explained helplessly.
When Xu Zifeng heard this, he pointed at himself with a smile and said, "So, I'm your boyfriend now?" In fact, at first, he thought that Chen Meixi was going to date him, but it turned out that he was thinking too much, and the relationship was a sister's reunion, and he needed to bring his boyfriend to the scene, so Chen Meixi found him.
Chen Meixi shook her head: "I just want to ask you to pretend to be my boyfriend, and then deal with it, don't think too much." ”
"I didn't think much of it." Xu Zifeng replied solemnly, and said: "Because even if you pretend, you should pretend to be a little bit like it, right?" Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to be seen through by your sisters at a glance at a party? ”
Immediately after, he continued: "So now that I'm your impostor boyfriend, I think I should be more competent, at the very least, not so that your sisters can't see through it at a glance. ”
"What do you want?" Chen Meixi's words were full of vigilance.
"At least..."Xu Zifeng pondered for two seconds before he said, "Our behavior and the like should be more intimate, so that it can seem real." ”
"You want to be beautiful." When Chen Meixi heard the word "intimacy", she refused without thinking about it.
"What are you shy, we've kissed each other anyway." Xu Zifeng continued to play to his cheeky advantage, and he kept talking step by step.
"You..." Chen Meixi's face flushed.
"It's okay, come on, while we have time now, let's practice first, otherwise I'm afraid that you won't get used to it by then, and it's not good to show your feet." After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he reached out extremely boldly to hug her waist.
"Don't." Chen Meixi glared at him with disgust, but Xu Zifeng didn't pay attention to her at all, and the next second, the expression on her face suddenly froze.
Because Xu Zifeng's hand was already on her waist at this time.
"Sit closer, don't be so stiff, and behave naturally on your face, you look like this, fools can see that we are pretending." Xu Zifeng seriously corrected her shortcomings.
"Ahem!"
At this time, the driver's uncle, who was driving, couldn't help coughing twice, and then smiled: "Young man, if my son had half of your eloquence and wisdom, he wouldn't have to be twenty-seven years old and still haven't found a girlfriend, hey." ”
"Ugh."
Hearing the driver's uncle say this, Xu Zifeng felt a little embarrassed, but he quickly returned to normal, and said, "Uncle, your son's personality should be very introverted, right?" ”
"yes." The driver's uncle sighed again, only to hear him say helplessly: "His personality is, introverted and shy, and he doesn't like to talk, I am heartbroken for his blind date." ”
"Uncle, you let your son go to the night market to set up a stall, and then don't give him a dime for a year, I promise that after a year, he will be thicker than me." Xu Zifeng thought for a while and said.
"Hey, does this work?"
"You'll find out if you try."
After getting out of the car, the driver's uncle refused to accept the money, there was no way, Xu Zifeng had to say a few thank you to him on behalf of Chen Meixi.
Why did he say thank you on behalf of Chen Meixi?
Because he doesn't have any money in his pocket.
After the car drove away, the two stood on the side of the road, Chen Meixi looked at him suspiciously and asked, "The method you just said really works?" ”
"Of course it works." Xu Zifeng said proudly.
In fact, the method he said had a very simple intention. The reason why the driver's uncle's son can't find a girlfriend at the age of 27 is because he is introverted and doesn't like to talk.
Generally speaking, except for the kind of super-handsome boys, girls will be happy to throw their arms and hugs, but for people with ordinary appearance, do you want girls to give them hugs? It's hard to beat.
So he is extremely convinced that as long as the driver's uncle does not give his son a dime within a year, his son can only survive through the income of the stall in order to survive, and he can't talk if he doesn't want to talk at that time.
Either talk to the customers and try to sell the goods, or starve to death.
This is just a small episode.
Xu Zifeng looked at the familiar street and asked strangely, "What are you bringing me to Qingnian Road for?" Where is your sisterhood here? ”
"No, the party only started at night." Chen Meixi shook her head and said.
"So what are you doing here?"
"You'll find out in a moment."
Seven or eight minutes later, Xu Zifeng walked into a brand-name men's clothing store with her arms around Chen Meixi's waist, and Chen Meixi didn't let her hug her at first.
However, Xu Zifeng had his own clever plan, so Chen Meixi finally chose to compromise.
After walking into the men's clothing store, looking at the high-end and high-grade storefront and the dazzling array of clothes, Xu Zifeng whispered in her ear and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
In fact, he had already vaguely guessed the purpose of Chen Meixi bringing him here, but he still asked.
"Shop for clothes."
"Buy it for whom?" Xu Zifeng was full of expectations.
"Buy it for my cousin." Chen Meixi smiled.
"Damn."
Xu Zifeng scolded secretly in his heart, he thought that Chen Meixi was going to buy it for him, but it turned out to be bought for her cousin.
He instantly felt very unhappy, so his face showed undisguised unhappiness.
Chen Meixi smiled slightly and didn't speak, and the two of them stopped in front of a set of white and blue plaid long-sleeved shirts with straight-leg jeans, Chen Meixi pointed and said, "This set is very good-looking." ”
"Cut, it's ugly." Xu Zifeng pouted.
In fact, this set is not ugly, and as Chen Meixi said, it is very good, at least, from Xu Zifeng's point of view, it is very good.
However, Chen Meixi had already said just now that the clothes were bought for her cousin, so Xu Zifeng deliberately said the opposite.
"Giggles!"
Chen Meixi suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
"Isn't it funny?" Xu Zifeng pretended to be angry.
"Well, let me laugh for a moment."
After speaking, Chen Meixi laughed softly again, Xu Zifeng didn't speak, and after she finished laughing, she heard Chen Meixi say to the salesperson on the side: "Please help me take this set down." ”
"Okay."
"You can't take it." Seeing that the salesperson was just about to take down the clothes with the rack, Xu Zifeng opened his mouth to stop him.
Chen Meixi and the salesperson looked at him suspiciously.
"This set is too ugly, whether it is the design style or color matching, it can't keep up with the pace and trend of the times at all, we're looking at other ones." Xu Zifeng said with a disgusted face.
The salesman didn't show the slightest displeasure on his face.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, I just want this." Chen Meixi ignored Xu Zifeng's feelings, and had to ask the salesperson to help her take down this set.
"You can't take it."
"Help me take it down."
"I'm not allowed to take it."
"That's what I want."
"Don't."
The two of them were here to raise the bar to each other, and the salesman had to stand quietly beside him.
"Xu Zifeng, I'm going to buy this set." Chen Meixi said very strongly.
"No, your cousin's temperament is not worthy of this outfit, no, it's not this outfit, it's not your cousin." Xu Zifeng realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly changed his words.
"Hmph." Chen Meixi snorted heavily.
Xu Zifeng pouted.
"Xu Zifeng." Chen Meixi suddenly laughed, Xu Zifeng looked at her suspiciously, only to see that in the next second, a funny smile appeared on her face, and then pointed to her clothes and said, "Actually, I bought it for you, not for my cousin." ”
"Really?"
"Hmm."
Xu Zifeng immediately looked at the salesperson, and pointed to the clothes and said, "Help me take it down, I'll take a fancy to this set." ”
The salesman gave him a strange look, then took down the clothes from the pick-up rack and handed them to Xu Zifeng.
"Giggle."
Chen Meixi laughed again.
"Well, I'll take a closer look at this outfit, it's very good, it can definitely keep up with the pace and trend of the times, I just looked away, don't say it, I'll try to change it." Xu Zifeng took his clothes seriously and went to the dressing room.
Three minutes later, Xu Zifeng looked at himself in the mirror, no matter how he looked at it, he felt very satisfied, Chen Meixi also stood aside and nodded again and again: "It's really a person who relies on clothes and horses and saddles, and when he changes his clothes, the whole person is more energetic than just now." ”
After a pause, her pretty face flushed slightly, and she said, "And it's much more handsome than just now." ”
"Well, I think so too." Xu Zifeng confidently sorted out the clothes on his body, and the size was just right.
"Just wear this set, and I'll cut the label for you." Chen Meixi took the scissors handed to her by the salesperson and gently helped Xu Zifeng cut the label on her body.
Two minutes later, Xu Zifeng walked out of the men's clothing store with Chen Meixi in his arms and grinning, and as soon as he came out, he said distressedly: "Do I feel cheated?" These clothes and pants don't add up to a thousand six, right? ”
"I don't feel sorry for spending my money, what are you sorry for?" Chen Meixi looked at him with a funny face.
"Who says it's not distressing? Now I am your fake boyfriend, and then I will be your real boyfriend, and I will be your husband in the future, and even you will be mine at that time, and the money will naturally be mine, so it is normal for me to feel distressed. Xu Zifeng said very seriously.
"Phew, I'm just letting you pretend to be my boyfriend and perfunctory my sisters, you're still you, I'm still me, and I've said it many times, you're not my type." Chen Meixi rolled her eyes.
"Why are you thinking about it so much? Anyway, I'm your boyfriend right now. Xu Zifeng said proudly, and gently scratched her waist twice.
"Don't scratch there, I'm itching." Chen Meixi said angrily.
Looking at her disgusted appearance, Xu Zifeng smiled, and immediately pecked her on the face with lightning speed.
"What are you doing?" Chen Meixi's eyes widened.
"Do you need to ask? Of course, it's kissing you, although I'm just a fake now, but I'm also a boyfriend, and kissing is one of my rights. Xu Zifeng said cheekily.
"Hmph, let's go, now go buy shoes."
"Still buying?"
"Do you look good in this dress with a pair of slippers?"
“......”
After that, the two went to a few shoe stores, and Chen Meixi paid for him to buy a pair of shoes, and then went to the barber shop to cut his hair and wash his hair.
An hour and a half later, Xu Zifeng looked new from head to toe. He now looks like a rich and handsome person and dresses up.
It's a pity that he is still carrying a school uniform and slippers packed in a bag.
Standing outside the barbershop, Xu Zifeng looked at the endless flow of people and vehicles, and asked, "My dear, my whole body has been transformed by you, where should I go next?" ”
For Xu Zifeng to call her dear, Chen Meixi is not as resistant as she was at the beginning, she looked at the time, and suddenly frowned: "It's over, I didn't expect it to be done so quickly, and now there is still more than an hour before the party starts, what should I do." ”
"Well, there's still time anyway, why don't I send my clothes and shoes back to the dorm first?" Xu Zifeng thinks it's okay to keep mentioning it like this, he can't carry these things to the party with her, right?
"Hmm." Chen Meixi thought for a while, then nodded.
Fifteen minutes later, Xu Zifeng sent his things back to the dormitory, and then he took the initiative to ask for shopping, does Xu Zifeng love shopping?
Of course not, as long as it is a normal boy, he will not like to go shopping, the reason why he proposed to go shopping, in addition to killing time and finding something to do, the most important thing is that he wants to be alone with Chen Meixi.
Didn't Chen Meixi keep telling him that he wasn't her favorite type?
In fact, the first impression of a girl is not important, because after a long time together, as long as the girl thinks that the boy is good, she will generally change her previous opinion.
So, the two of them wandered aimlessly.
Walking on the road, Xu Zifeng has always given full play to his cheeky advantages, first hugging her waist, and then walking together close to his body.
Chen Meixi had a little resistance, but it didn't matter, Xu Zifeng persuaded her with a king's mouth.
Not long after leaving, Xu Zifeng spoke: "Honey, do you want to know when I started liking you?" ”
After Chen Meixi heard this, she suddenly became interested, and asked, "When?" Don't say it's the first time we met. ”
"Second meeting."
"No, to be precise, the second time I met you, when Kunming University held a welcome party, I watched you below, and at that time, I unconsciously liked you, but I didn't notice it myself." Xu Zifeng said.
"Hey, when you saw me at that time, you shouldn't have hated me very much, right?" Chen Meixi said meaningfully.
The first time she met Xu Zifeng, she snatched Xu Zifeng's pants away, and it stands to reason that Xu Zifeng should hate her.
"Haha, you're right, the second time I saw you, I really hated itchy, but it was because of the first unforgettable that I never forgot you, so that I finally fell completely under your beautiful legs, no, under the skirt." When Xu Zifeng said the end, he couldn't help but make a joke.
"Cut, who knows if what you said is true or not, what if you lie to me? Maybe you say that liking me is just a pretense, but in fact, you want to chase me down and dump me fiercely, so that you can solve the hatred in your heart, right? Chen Meixi looked incredulous.
“......”
After Xu Zifeng heard this, he was speechless for a few seconds, and then looked at her with a surprised face.