Soon, Hao Min brought up a box of "Seven Star" brand beer from downstairs, and also brought four glasses for drinking beer.

He neatly placed the wine glasses in front of the four people, then opened the can of beer, and "coo-doo-doo" filled the four glasses.

"Come, come, please raise a glass, everybody. It's too late today, and there's nothing to entertain at home, so let's just do it. Come, Liping, please! ”

After Mengdu saw Hao Min pour the wine, he invited everyone to dine as the host, and specially raised his wine glass to Liping.

"No, I don't drink."

Liping never drinks alcohol, so she is busy waving her hand and pushing it away.

"It's okay, beer is not wine, it's a drink. We drink slowly, not intoxicating. ”

Hao Min helped Mengdu persuade Liping, and took the lead in taking a big sip.

Xiaochun also picked up the wine glass and said to Liping with a smile:

"Liping, since you're here, drink a little more, and it's okay to drink a little less."

After speaking, like Hao Min, she raised her head and took a big sip.

To tell the truth, Liping has basically not eaten a grain of rice since she was scolded by her father last night.

Now looking at the table full of supper, the gastric juice is already churning wildly:

Her appetite was fierce, her stomach was motivating, and her desire to eat was a little unbearable.

At this moment, Liping can't wait to let go of her appetite and eat!

However, the nanny of Mengdu's family had cutlery such as knives and forks and spoons for eating Western food, and Liping had never entered a Western restaurant, so naturally she had never used Western tableware, and she had never even touched it.

Now looking at the western tableware in front of her, she really doesn't know how to start.

I wanted to ask them in my dreams, but I was embarrassed, and my face was flushed with anxiety, and my heart was beating wildly "don't".

In order to hide her embarrassment, Liping reluctantly picked up her glass and took a symbolic sip of beer.

Unexpectedly, the stomach and intestines were like a pumping machine, and the beer had already flowed into the throat.

Then, Liping lowered her head and quietly peeked at how Shi Xiaochun used Western tableware.

Watch and learn, learn to eat.

Gradually, Liping finally learned how to use Western cutlery, and although the movements were a little clumsy, they could be used awkwardly after all.

So, she tried to restrain her hunger and began to savor the dishes on the table.

"Come on, shall we have a toast? I would like to toast you all! ”

I saw Liping start to eat vegetables, but she still refused to let go of her courage to drink.

In order to let her have a good drink, and at the same time wanted to see if she could drink, so Mengdu took the lead in raising the wine glass and officially toasted the three of them.

"Okay, cheers,!"

Hao Min can keep up with the rhythm of Mengdu at any time, and when he saw that Mengdu was toasting, he had already guessed Mengdu's intentions, so he immediately picked up the wine glass, touched Mengdu's cup "dangly", and when he looked up, he drained the beer in the cup.

"Okay, Hao Min did it, then I did it too!" Shi Xiaochun followed closely behind Hao Min, raised his glass and dried his wine.

"Liping, it's your turn now, please?"

Mengdu smiled and raised his glass to Liping to toast.

"No, no, I'm so sorry, I really don't know how to drink! As the saying goes, I'm 'the king of food without tasting a drop of wine', so let me eat more." ”

Liping covered her cup with her hand and looked at Mengdu with a pleading gaze.

Saying goes?

Well, as the saying goes!

A sentence reminded Hao Min, Hao Min immediately raised his glass and said to Mengdu:

"Mengdu, Liping's saying just now is really good, 'Don't taste a drop of wine, eat the king of vegetables'. This is the first time I've heard of this! In this way, for Liping's proverb, I will accompany you to respect Liping! ”

As he spoke, Hao Min turned the wine glass to Liping and said:

"Come on, Liping, what you just said is really good. I want to learn from you, I'll do it first! ”

After speaking, he took another sip of the wine in his glass.

"No, no, no, I'm really not going to drink!"

Liping still blushed and continued to cover her wine glass with her hands.

She has heard people say: drinking disorderly sex, drunk and misleading.

She knew that she couldn't drink, and she was even more afraid that if she got drunk here, she would have to look like a big ocean!

"Otherwise, Liping, you can take a sip first, okay? Haven't you heard such a saying? It can also be said that we have a common saying here, which is called 'toast without drinking, call brother'. Or you call me a brother—ahh What a shame! ”

Hao Min realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he hurriedly stretched out his palm and slapped him on the cheek, and then said to Liping: "Why don't you call Mengdu brother?" If you call him brother, you will be free of this glass of wine. ”

"Yes, yes, if you call Mengdu a brother, you can toast and not drink. What's more, Mengdu is the host tonight! ”

Shi Xiaochun has always been Hao Min's hanging knife, and she has always liked to follow Hao Min to coax blindly, so she will follow Hao Min again.

"Wow, since you don't drink, just call me brother!"

Taking advantage of the excitement, the dream capital also began to amuse.

"You, you ——?"

Liping was coaxed to the general by Hao Min's sayings and Shi Xiaochun and Mengdu, and she was so anxious that she "you" for a long time, and finally refused to call her "brother", so she had to take a sip of beer.

"Hey, Mengdu, do you think I'll make a suggestion?"

Hao Min saw that the method of persuasion just now had worked, so he took advantage of the wine and said:

"Let's stop drinking like this, let's do it another way. I propose that we all take turns telling jokes, and that if no one laughs at the jokes, the joke teller should be punished for drinking; If someone laughs at the joke they tell, then the one who laughs drinks and the one who doesn't laugh doesn't drink; If everyone laughs, then everyone drinks together. Do you think it's good? ”

After that, Hao Min deliberately glanced at Mengdu.

"Okay, I agree!"

Tonight, I can invite my favorite girl to my home, and I am already very excited, I wish everyone would drink more wine, if you are drunk, it will be better!

So, even though Yumeto wasn't very good at telling jokes, he still raised his hands.

"So- what if I can't tell jokes?"

This time, Shi Xiaochun didn't follow Hao Min to coax, she really looked at Hao Min and muttered.

"I'm not going to tell jokes either."

Liping also looked at Hao Min and shook her head.

"Isn't it easy? If it's your turn, you can say it, you can't say it, just drink a glass of wine and it's over! After drinking, it's the next one's turn to speak! ”

Hao Min briefly explained, then raised his glass and said:

"I'll take the lead. Anyway, my precious nephew likes to ask his mother this and that all day long. Yesterday, my sister came home and my nephew brought it with me. After arriving at my house, my nephew ran around in front of my sister, one 'mother' and one 'mother', so noisy that my sister couldn't talk to my mother, so she angrily said to him, 'Go, go, don't call me mother, it's annoying!' My nephew walked away. In less than half a minute, my nephew returned to my sister and asked strangely, 'Auntie, why do you put water in the cooking?' ’”

"Hahahaha, mom has become 'auntie'? You're making it up again! ”

Shi Xiaochun laughed out loud as soon as he heard this, and his pink fingers poked Hao Min's forehead twice.

"Well, it's a good joke, it's a bit of a level."

Yumedu nodded approvingly.

Liping couldn't hold back her laughter as she "ate" next to her.

"Well, all three of you laughed! Drink, all three of you are going to drink! ”

Hao Min proudly pointed to the wine glasses of the three people on the table.

"Okay, drink, drink!"

Mengdu picked up the cup very simply, and dried it as soon as he raised his head.

Shi Xiaochun followed suit.

Now, only Liping is the only one who refuses to drink, and is trying to find a reason. I just heard her stammer:

"I, I'm really the king of vegetables, I'll just, eat a few more bites, right?"

"Hey, Liping, the rules of the game can't be broken casually, since the rules of the game have been said in advance, and you laughed just now, you can have a drink!"

At this time, Shi Xiaochun was a little reluctant to force Liping to drink.

"Hey, I think so, since Liping really doesn't know how to drink, then give her a special preferential policy, only drink half a glass each time. It's always okay, right? ”

To say, Hao Min's head is aura.

He was afraid that the established drinking method would get stuck with Liping again, so he proposed a compromise.

"Okay, then do what Hao Min suggested, and when it comes time for Liping to drink, we will 'relax the policy at the end of the wine glass'." Liping only drinks half a cup each time. However, the three of us are not allowed to be discounted! ”

Mengdu quickly understood what Hao Min meant, and immediately agreed.

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Liping very tolerantly.

At this time, Liping was already affected by the drinking atmosphere in the house, and her mood was also a little excited.

She was worried that her blind refusal to drink would affect everyone's mood, so she reluctantly picked up her glass and drank half of it carefully.

After drinking, I quietly felt:

Well, it's okay, it doesn't seem to stimulate the brain much!

"Okay, now it's your turn!"

Hao Min was secretly happy when she saw Liping drink half a glass of wine.

Then he pointed to Shi Xiaochun, who was sitting on his left hand, and said:

"The order in which we tell the jokes turns clockwise, you're on my left hand, and now it's time for you to say it."

"I—What did I say?"

Shi Xiaochun raised his head, thought for a while, and said hesitantly:

"I've never told jokes, and if you're wrong, you're not allowed to joke."

"Oops, Rory is wordy, say it quickly!" Hao Min waved his hand again and again to prevent Shi Xiaochun from grinding time.

"You hate it!" Shi Xiaochun glanced at Hao Min dissatisfied, and then said:

"I remember when I was a kid, I saw a shiny golden stick in bed, I thought it was my favorite fritters, grabbed it and stuffed it in my mouth - oops! It stinks, it turns out that I pulled the poop! ”

"Hahahaha, hahahaha......"

Unexpectedly, Shi Xiaochun's words were not finished, but he made Hao Min, a master who always tells jokes, laugh.

"Hahahaha——!"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee——!"

Mengdu and Liping also leaned back with laughter, especially Liping, who burst into tears with laughter.

"You stinky chick! I can't imagine that I have such good dry goods hidden in my stomach, and the jokes I tell are even more funny than I said! ”

Hao Min shaved Shi Xiaochun's nose vigorously while laughing.

"Hmph——, I don't care about me, you all laugh and drink! You three hurry up and drink! ”

Shi Xiaochun felt that he had won a big battle, so he didn't care about Hao Min scratching his nose, and he was very happy to ask everyone at the table to drink.

"Good, good, drink, drink, it's a must!"

Hao Min and Mengdu drank the wine in their glasses very dryly;

Liping also drank half a cup of her promise.

"Now it's Yume's turn to tell jokes. Mengdu, you see——? ”

Hao Min looked at Mengdu as if he was challenged.

"Okay, I'll talk about one too. What am I talking about? ”

Mengdu scratched the back of his head, remembered something, and said in a matter-of-fact manner:

"It is said that there was a real estate developer who died of illness and went to heaven. In order to establish a good relationship, he invited the Jade Emperor to dinner. As for the Jade Emperor, he is worried that he will lose his principles if he eats his food, and he is afraid that he will engage in development in heaven, so it will be a mess. So, the Jade Emperor sent him to hell. Who knew that in less than two months, the king of Hades ran to heaven in a panic, and hurriedly reported: Jade Emperor, you quickly transfer that developer away, my eighteen-story area has been developed into a commercial street by him! ”

"Hahahaha! There is a level, there is a level! I didn't expect that you usually only listen to it and don't talk about it, but when it comes to the critical time, everyone has goods in their stomachs! ”

Hao Min saw that everyone was laughing, so he took the lead in drying the wine in the cup first.

Shi Xiaochun followed suit.

Liping was inconvenient to refuse, and after drinking half a glass of wine a few times in a row, she didn't feel any discomfort in her body, so she followed another half a glass.

"Okay, now it's our beauty's turn to tell the joke of our beauty, the national women's diving champion!"

After Hao Min waited for Liping to finish half a glass of wine, she first filled each glass with wine, and then smiled and designated Liping to tell a joke.

"I ——, me, I really don't tell jokes, I'll just drink half a glass of wine and punish myself, right?"

Liping really never told a joke, and she didn't know how to say it, so she consciously picked up her glass to drink.

"Well, wait, think about it first! Maybe you'll make a joke better than the three of us! ”

I really didn't expect that Hao Min would stop Liping from drinking at this time.

"Yes, we've all joked, you can find a way to say one!"

Although Mengdu didn't know the real purpose of Hao Min blocking Liping from drinking at this time, he believed that Hao Min must have special intentions, so he also followed Hao Min to prevent Liping from drinking.

"I ——,"

Liping held back for a long time, and finally raised her head and said, "Okay, I'll tell you a joke." Anyway, you don't laugh at me, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! ”

After Liping finished speaking, she suddenly laughed herself.

laughed so much that the three people at the table were inexplicable, and for a while, Hao Min laughed with "hehe".

After a while, Mengdu and Shi Xiaochun also laughed stupidly.

"Oh, high, high, really high, high in Gaojiazhuang!"

Hao Min was the first to come to his senses, and he raised his thumb from the bottom of his heart and said:

"Liping, you are really a master! Although you didn't say anything, others didn't laugh at you, you laughed at yourself, laughed so much that we couldn't figure it out, and then just smirked after you. You're really high! ”

Oh——!

That's right, others don't laugh at her, she laughs at herself, and she laughs so much that others are inexplicable!

After Hao Min broke it, Mengdu and Shi Xiaochun also came to their senses, and they both laughed along.

"Okay, drink and drink, everyone who doesn't tell jokes in Liping has said it, and we all laughed! I see, we should have two toasts in a row! ”

In order to further provoke the atmosphere, Hao Min made suggestions to Mengdu and Shi Xiaochun, and he first dried the wine glass.

"Okay, the east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom in the world now? Two cups is two drinks! ”

Mengdu warmly responded to Hao Min's proposal and had a toast with Hao Min.

After Hao Min filled up the wine for the two, the two sons and sons had another drink.

"Hey, Koharu, you can't be specialized, can you? Come on, you're going to have two toasts in a row, too! ”

Hao Min saw Shi Xiaochun sitting next to her without serving a wine glass, so he forced her to dry the wine glass in front of her, and then poured her full wine, forcing her to make another drink.

"You two are so unfair!"

After Shi Xiaochun drank the second glass of wine, he pouted and said:

"I never tell jokes, I just said that you all laughed, why don't you have two drinks? No, you're going to have to make up for it now! ”

Shi Xiaochun said as he grabbed a wine glass with each hand and sent it to Mengdu and Hao Min's mouths respectively.

"Okay, good, even if you have a point, let's drink, drink ——!"

Hao Min took the wine glass brought by Shi Xiaochun, and drank it first.

Yumedo also smiled and took the wine glass from Koharu's hand, and looked up without blinking.