Chapter 41 Alternative Drinking Methods
The wine will be drunk until this time, and it will gradually enter*.
Hao Min waited for Mengdu to finish his glass, and immediately picked up the can and prepared to add wine.
"What are you doing here?"
Suddenly, Mengdu's door was pushed open, and a fat middle-aged woman walked in through the door.
Everyone in the room was stunned.
"Mom, it's so late, why haven't you slept yet?"
After being stunned for a moment, he came to his senses and angrily questioned the middle-aged woman who came uninvited, that is, his mother.
"Do you know it's late? Oh, this is ββ? β
Mengdu's mother was about to reproach her son, when she suddenly stopped talking.
She felt that her eyes suddenly lit up, and her eyes stared at Liping, who was a pink-faced peach, and she didn't blink her eyelids for a long time.
Ahββ!h
What a beautiful girl!
melon seed face, no, it should be said to be a crescent moon face; Oh no, it should be said that it is a melon seed face when viewed from the front, and a crescent moon face when viewed from the side.
A height of more than six meters, a plump and bulging ****.
Thin waist and round hips, delicate curves, and a pair of shallow dimples are exposed on the face of drinking.
Light makeup is smeared, and the eyebrows are filled with a vigorous youthful atmosphere.
Up and down the body, everywhere reveals a quiet temperament and fresh spirituality.
In the bright and clear eyes, the simple and lovely of a girl flows vividly!
This ββ?
This is simply a portrait of a pure girl, an oil painting of a world-class master!
Could it be that she is the diving champion in the National Games mentioned by her son and Hao Min many times?
Is it Zhang Liping, the fairy beauty who she didn't marry in her dreams?
No wonder dreams will lose their souls and make trouble with me!
Even women praise beautiful women when they see them, that's a really beautiful woman!
"Mom, she is the Zhang Liping I told you, who used to work in the Provincial Sports Brigade, and now she has been transferred to the Municipal Government Office as a data clerk."
I saw my mother looking at Zhang Liping carefully, and from my mother's eyes, it could be seen that she seemed to have fallen in love with Liping!
Mengdu was secretly happy in his heart, so he introduced her to the side.
"Oh, good, good, the girl is so good-looking, clear and beautiful, virtuous and intelligent!"
Mengdu's mother nodded in praise from the bottom of her heart.
As for Liping's transfer to the general office of the municipal government, she had already heard about it from Hao Desheng.
"Hello Mama Wang!" At this time, despite her shyness, Liping politely got up and greeted Mengdu's mother.
"Hello Mama Wang!"
"Hello Mama Wang!"
Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun also followed behind Liping and said hello to Mengdu's mother.
"Well, yes, yes, it's not early. You have to end it early, otherwise it will affect others if it is too loud. Okay, you guys make trouble, I'm not going to be an eyesore here. Gone. β
After saying that, Mengdu's mother turned around and went out playfully, walked to the door, and couldn't help but glance back at Liping again, with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Okay, everyone, be quiet, my mom won't come again."
I dreamed of seeing my mother's eyes looking at Liping, not to mention how happy I was!
He followed his mother to the door, and when she had gone out, he locked the door from the inside, and then returned to the table and said:
"Here, keep quiet, let's keep drinking. Hao Min, how do you drink now? β
"Why don't we change the show?"
Hao Min looked at Mengdu inquiringly, and then looked back at Liping and Shi Xiaochun.
"Do you want to play any tricks?"
Shi Xiaochun knew that Hao Min had a lot of ideas, so he squinted his eyes and glanced at him, as if he was already drunk in his eyes.
"I said, let's change the aftermath now!" Hao Min looked at everyone sly.
"How do you play?"
Yumeto asked with interest.
"So, what about the aftermath of this break, I say the first half of the sentence, and after the half of the sentence is broken, you can guess the second half of the sentence that I didn't say according to the first half of the sentence I said. Let's say, let's say, 'the whip made by ****', this is the first half of the sentence, right? You have to guess the second half of it, what is the second half of the sentence? It's called 'Wen (Wen) and Wen can't be written, Wu (Dancing) can't be danced'. The whole sentence is connected after the break, 'The whip made by **** - Wen and Wen can't, Wu and Wu can', understand? β
"Isn't that the same as guessing riddles?" Shi Xiaochun asked.
"Well, it's not again, almost. What do you think? Or maybe I'll just say the first half of the first break. If you pick up the second half of the sentence, I'll drink two glasses; If you don't pick it up, you each have a drink. Okay? β
"Okay, just do as you say, let's start now!"
Mengdu agreed, and after speaking, he specially turned his head to ask Liping's opinion:
"Liping, can you see it?"
Liping was probably the reason for drinking too much, and she was completely in a state of excitement at this time, but she didn't know it.
Just now, when Mengdu's mother looked at her with strange eyes, she had already confused her.
At this time, Liping saw that Mengdu was asking for her opinion again, so she nodded noncommittally.
"Okay, then I'll start talking! My first half of the sentence is: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - what is the afterword? β
Hao Min blurted out the first half of the first sentence.
"What, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven? Is this an afterword? β
Shi Xiaochun asked coquettishly.
"Of course! Don't be verbose, hurry up and guess! Guess what, what is the afterword of the second half of the sentence? β
Hao Min looked at the three people at the table proudly and guessed, and at the same time lifted the chopsticks and stuffed a piece of braised beef from the plate into his mouth.
"How can you guess that?"
After thinking for more than a minute, none of the three of them could pick up the second half of the sentence, and Shi Xiaochun yelled at Hao Min.
"Can't guess, right? If you can't catch it, please drink! β
Hao Min pointed his finger at the wine glasses of the three people.
"You haven't said what the second half of the sentence is, how can you tell us to drink?"
Shi Xiaochun immediately objected.
"You drink first, and I'll say it right away."
Hao Min shook his head and smiled.
"You're going to say it, we've drank! If you say it's wrong, you'll be fined three glasses in a row! β
Dream said, taking the lead in drying the wine in the glass.
Shi Xiaochun was helpless, so he had to dry his wine glass.
Liping still followed the rules mentioned earlier, picked up the wine glass and drank half of it.
"Alright, it's time for you to say the second half of the break."
After everyone had drunk, Mengdu smiled and asked Hao Min to say the second half of the sentence.
"You guys, the main reason is that you don't have the right mind. Actually, it's a very simple afterword. Look, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - forgot to say anything? Forgot to say eight! Do you understand? I remembered one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven, but I forgot eight, so the second half of this sentence after the break is called 'Wang Eight'! Do you understand? β
With that, Hao Min grinned triumphantly.
"Oops, you're making jokes and swearing again! You're so bad! That's bad! β
After listening to Hao Min's explanation, Shi Xiaochun immediately stretched out his fist and slapped Hao Min's chest.
"Hey, hey, didn't I say that right? If you find it easy, you can make it up too! β
Hao Min continued to grin and let his girlfriend beat her tenderly.
"Hey, with your arrangement, I can go from one to ten! I'll make up ten afterwords for you in one go! β
Shi Xiaochun pounded Hao Min for a while, his mind suddenly opened up, and he immediately withdrew his fist from Hao Min's body, and said proudly, "Do you believe it or not?" β
"Impossible! If you say ten afterwords from one to ten, I'll drink twenty glasses on the spot! β
Hao Min was suspicious of Shi Xiaochun's army.
"Really? If I go from one to ten, do you really drink twenty cups on the spot? β
Shi Xiaochun stared at Hao Min with a challenged gaze and asked.
"There is no joke in the army! A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase! β
Hao Min slapped his chest very manly.
"Well, listen!
One, eat;
One or two, serving;
One, two, three, who pays;
One, two, three, four, it's okay tonight;
One, two, three, four, five, singing and dancing;
One, two, three, four, five, six, eat meat before drinking;
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we are in a hurry;
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, whoever wants to rely on wine is the king eight;
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, after drinking beer, drink liquor;
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety, and sing poetry to wine!
What do you think? Did I say ten breaks in one sitting? Drink! You give me twenty glasses of wine! β
After Shi Xiaochun finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to Hao Min's cup and laughed proudly.
"What kind of afterword is this? What is called one eat, two dishes, three pays, messy! This is completely unrelated to the aftermath! You should be punished for drinking! β
Hao Min immediately denied Shi Xiaochun's ten "afterwords".
"Hmphββ! You are not allowed to cheat, you are not allowed to cheat! Brother Mengdu, this time you have to administer justice for me! β
Shi Xiaochun saw that Hao Min wanted to deny his afterwords, and immediately asked Mengdu for help.
"Who's cheating? It's better to call Mengdu to uphold justice, what you said is not an afterword at all! β
Hao Min also turned his eyes to Mengdu.
"Ohββ, you two don't fight, right?"
In his dream, he saw the two of them arguing, and they both kicked the ball to him.
How can this justice be administered?
Mengdu quietly glanced at Liping, probably wanting to see what kind of attitude she had.
But Liping just sat in her seat and pursed her lips and grinned, and she couldn't see what her opinion was.
Helpless, Mengdu scratched his head and compromised:
"Strictly speaking, what Xiaochun said really can't be regarded as an afterword, at most it can only be regarded as a smooth mouth. However, Koharu's words are catchy and rhyming, and they are closely related to the theme of drinking, which means that they are in harmony with the atmosphere we had tonight. I think so, Koharu, can be regarded as having completed his task of after-breaking, and there is no need to punish alcohol; As for Hao Min, he doesn't need to drink twenty cups, just two cups. Liping, do you think that's okay? β
After speaking, Mengdu turned his gaze to Liping, who was still giggling and laughing.
"Wellββ, I'm okay with that."
Liping saw that Mengdu suddenly kicked the ball to her, so she replied a little flusteredly.
"No, no, no! Brother Mengdu also said that I spoke well, why did I let him drink two glasses? Drink at least five cups! β
Shi Xiaochun still stared at Hao Min unrelentingly.
"You don't have to make an inch, if it weren't for Mengdu talking to Liping, I would have to punish you today!"
Hao Min glared at his girlfriend kindly, and then said to Mengdu and Liping:
"Okay, both of you have spoken, I'll do what you decide, and I'll have two drinks now!"
After speaking, Hao Min picked up his wine glass, drank a glass with a few sips, and then poured a full glass and drank another glass.
"Okay, okay, I finally got you cured today!"
Shi Xiaochun waited for Hao Min to finish drinking, and then slapped his hands happily and laughed.
"Okay, good, you're big!"
Hao Min bent the middle finger and index of his right hand and knocked on Shi Xiaochun's head.
"Ouchββ! Do you dare to hit me? β
Shi Xiaochun is unwilling to suffer such a loss.
She immediately grabbed a spoon on the table, jumped up and knocked it on Hao Min's head.
Hao Min hurriedly reached out to block the spoon in Xiaochun's hand, and the two suddenly twisted into a ball.