The eighth cute, suffocate you

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Teacher Yu smiled haha, the waves on her chest swayed up and down with her laughter, this guy is really too expected, Li Yan was a little frightened by her murder weapon, but he heard Teacher Yu sneered: "Classmate Li Yan, who has a flat sand and a goose with his butt backwards, you haven't practiced your Songfeng swordsmanship well, and you dare to come to ask for internal strength cheats for your teacher?" And from the beginning, it was the authentic high-level internal strength of Taoism, you really dare to say it. Do you know how difficult it is to practice the inner strength of Taoism? ”

Of course, Li Yan knows how difficult it is to authentic Taoist internal skills, he has read "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", which says that Mei Chaofeng and Chen Xuanfeng learned the "Nine Yin True Scripture" without anyone's guidance, and "Nine Yin True Scripture" happened to be an authentic Taoist mastery, but Mei Chaofeng and Chen Xuanfeng learned it in a mess, and practiced a righteous and bright martial arts into a sinister and vicious thing, and it also led to madness. Later, Mei Chaofeng met Danyangzi Ma Jue and hurriedly asked Ma Jue for advice, which can be seen from the difficulty of Taoist internal strength.

But Li Yan was not afraid, he had always been very confident in his learning ability, so he put on a straight face and said solemnly: "Teacher, you can't stop me from giving me Chinese textbooks because I don't have good math grades, and you can't let me learn physical education because I have poor music grades...... This is not in line with the practice of educators...... Although I haven't practiced the Loose Wind Sword Technique yet, I am confident that I can learn the Quanzhen Internal Skill well. As a full-time student, I am qualified to take a copy of each course and study it. ”

Teacher Yu's face seemed to be smiling, and she didn't interject, and after listening to his nonsense, she clapped her hands: "The teacher thinks that even if you can't practice martial arts well, you will be full of power when you practice a mouth." ”

Li Yan smiled: "Pass the prize!" In fact, this student is never poor with his classmates, only with his teachers. "This is not a lie, in his previous life he didn't even have a friend, and he couldn't find a partner if he wanted to be poor, but he had a good relationship with the teachers, which teacher didn't like honor students? Therefore, he often talked poorly with his teachers, and he became accustomed to being poor.

Teacher Yu listened to his words, and there was still an expression on her face that seemed to be smiling: "It seems that you are still a thorn, not poor with your classmates, only poor with your teachers, are you going to declare war on your teacher?" ”

Li Yan looked at her strange expression, and felt that something was wrong in her heart, the expression on the teacher's face seemed to be a little sinister, could it be that she was angry? It's not good, there's a sense of danger...... Li Yan subconsciously wanted to turn around and run.

Teacher Yu suddenly stretched out his hand, but he didn't see how she moved, but as soon as he stretched out his little hand, he grabbed Li Yan's neck, and Li Yan didn't have time to react at all, he felt that his feet were hanging in the air, and then Teacher Yu pressed his head to his chest, and two huge waves pressed on Li Yan's face, blocking his mouth and nose: "I call you and the teacher poor, if you don't die today, I won't be surnamed Fan!" ”

"Hmm! Not! Not! Li Yan was blindsided all of a sudden, it turned out that the "suffocation" that the teacher said was so boring? It's so scary, it's scary, can I pretend to be struggling and rub my face twice?

Li Yan hurriedly shook his head, using this action to take advantage of the plump breasts of the royal sister teacher.

But he was naïve again, and with a slight effort from the hand of the teacher who was holding the back of his neck, he pinned Li Yan's head, so that his neck could not be turned, and it was completely useless to rub his face against her chest.

"Yo, classmate Li Yan, who has a flat sand and a goose with his butt back, I didn't expect you to be loyal, but in fact you are also an unruly man, and you actually want to use your face to eat tofu as a teacher......" Teacher Yu said with a smile: "It's a pity, only for the teacher to take the initiative to stuff you, it is impossible for you to take the initiative to rub the ...... for the teacher"

Li Yan secretly screamed in his heart, he desperately wanted to breathe, but he felt completely unable to breathe, and there were two soft, warm things blocked in front of his mouth and nose, which squeezed him so hard that he couldn't even breathe in a trace of air. He soon felt the lack of oxygen, and his heart panicked like a cat scratching: "Hmm! Not! He stretched out his hand to push on the abdomen of the Royal Sister Teacher, and raised his head back with his strength, but as soon as his hands stretched forward, he was clasped by the other hand of the Royal Sister Teacher, and the internal force of the Royal Sister Teacher was obviously extremely deep, and Li Yan felt a trace of internal qi dipping into his wrists, paralyzing his meridians, making him completely unable to move. He finally knew the reason why the masters in martial arts novels could restrain each other by holding each other's wrists, which was a very clever method of intercepting the pulse.

The stuffy offensive is really powerful, it's a dad, and I'm not the teacher's opponent at all. Although Li Yan encountered a dangerous situation, he calmed down, because he could feel that there was no murderous aura on the body of the Royal Sister Teacher at all, she didn't want to kill herself, that's for sure, then the purpose of doing this was nothing more than to make me surrender and listen to her obediently...... It's similar to later generations of teachers saying to students, "I'm going to ask your parents," and it's just a nuclear threat.

Li Yan stopped struggling and held his breath, so that he could ensure that he could save longer in one breath. As long as he didn't waste his breath indiscriminately, he could hold his breath for at least a minute, and that minute was enough to think about a way to get out.

How to get out? This is a problem, now the face is stuffed in the chest, the neck cannot be turned, the wrist is amputated, although it can barely move, but the wrist is not strong...... What should I use to fight back? The opponent's martial arts are extremely high, and a serious counterattack will never be able to win......

In that case, there is only one way to counterattack! Li Yan made a decisive move...... He made a gesture of surrender with his sore hands......

Seeing him surrender, the royal sister teacher haha smiled, then let go of his mouth and nose, picked him up, and said with a smile: "Are you still poor?" ”

"Don't dare to be poor...... Li Yan had to bow his head under the threat of murder weapons in the world, fortunately, it is not popular to invite parents in this place, but if he is tortured, he can still withstand it. Oh no, he's a little beggar with no father and no mother on this plane, and asking for a parent is the least terrible. Almost missing the point, Li Yan felt like he had become stupid.

"Since you are not poor, then as a teacher, I will give you the secret book of Quanzhen Internal Strength." Teacher Yu stood up with a smile: "You wait here, go to the Scripture Pavilion to borrow cheats for the teacher." ”

"The Scripture Pavilion?" When Li Yan heard this name, his saliva flowed out: "Let me borrow it too, I want to pick which cheats are more suitable for my own practice......

Teacher Yu smiled amorously, her plump chest shook for a while, and the waves were turbulent, and she finally stopped: "What are you dreaming of as a freshman in this grade?" Only those who have a library card are eligible to borrow the cheats in the Scripture Pavilion......" Her hand shook, and a green card slipped out of her sleeve, only to see three big words written on the card: "Library card." ”

"See? This is a library card for faculty and staff! Teacher Yu said with a smile: "Without this thing, it will be swept out with a broom by the master who guards the Hidden Scripture Pavilion." ”

Sweep the broom out? Could it be a sweeping monk? Li Yan was secretly shocked in his heart, just now he still had the idea of sneaking in to find the cheats of "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Nine Yang Divine Skills", and "Dugu Nine Swords", but now he immediately turned into nothingness, and he wanted to steal the cheats from the hands of the sweeping monks, which was purely impatient.

Teacher Yu deliberately shook the "library card" in front of him again, and then shook her body and disappeared without a trace. Before Li Yan could blink, the royal sister in front of him had already disappeared, he couldn't help but look up to the sky at forty-five degrees, and sighed: "What kind of light skill is this?" So fast that you can't see clearly? ”

After a while, the figure in front of her flickered, and the teacher Yu appeared again, only to see that there was no library card in her hand, and it had become a blue cover, cotton thread binding, looking simple and elegant book, which was written in ancient calligraphy: "Quanzhen Xuanmiaogong". She threw this book, which seemed to be very valuable, into Li Yan's hand very casually, and hummed: "Read it yourself, learn it yourself, I don't have time to guide you as a teacher." ”

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