What would you do if one day, you suddenly found yourself the protagonist of the legend and shit luck fell on your head?

What is sitting on the beauty of the country, holding the beast, walking the dog without anything, seeing who is not pleasing to the eye on the little brother, young man, you think too much, I don't see our innocent little male protagonist owes a butt of merit, a lifetime of hard work.

The bell rings in front of the bed.

The man on the bed turned over and moved very vigorously, but unfortunately he forgot that the bed he was lying on was too narrow, and he screamed and fell under the bed. Holding his head and struggling. This person is Zhang Sanfeng.

"Hades, I'm going to be late!"

"Pull it down, you were fired yesterday!"

"Alas, I forgot, didn't Hades introduce me to the classification and level of ghosts yesterday. It turns out that this little ghost is still graded? So what other hell can I fight?

"What's the other thing, don't tease Xiao Fengzi, a ghost can knock you!"

"This Hades is very big about how much merit I have now, when can I save my wife." I looked hopeful.

But in exchange for it, the black shadow disdainfully disdain: "You have a little merit now, and you are still 999999999 merit away from saving your wife, so you have to work hard, young man!" ”

"One point, I have to live to be 100 years old at the twenty-fourth of this year to accumulate four or five points of merit!" At this moment, Zhang Sanfeng was completely stunned.

"Young man, don't worry, with my help, you will definitely be able to gain merit." The Black Shadow said encouragingly.

"Hades, what did you do when you didn't become a god?" Zhang Sanfeng asked curiously.

"At that time, I was playing the world. Helping people tell fortunes, divination, and palmistry are proficient, Zhou Yi gossip is also skilled, and he has nothing to do, and he also ran with a compass to show people feng shui, and even which house was haunted, and saw something unclean, I also put on an apricot yellow robe, mentioned a few spirit runes, and pinched a peachwood sword to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts......"

"What are you doing so much, to sum it up simply, you are a professional god with ability!" Zhang Sanfeng muttered in a low voice, "Then if you don't have the king of Hades, let's go back to our old business, and I will also play the world like you?" ”

"Do you know how to catch ghosts?"

Zhang Sanfeng shook his head.

"Do you know how to read Feng Shui?"

Zhang Sanfeng still shook his head and smiled: "Aren't I still big?" ”

"Now that I have it for nothing, I am a trace of divine thought and remnant consciousness that has been transmitted from the tearing space, and the remaining divine power has been almost consumed by casting a soul for you, so now I can only rely on the order of the king of Hades." The dark shadow was a little lonely.

"What then?"

"Can you brag?"

Zhang Sanfeng nodded and asked puzzledly: "What does this have to do with bragging?" ”

"It's okay to brag about it, why don't you know that when my brother mixed up in society, seven parts relied on blowing, and three parts relied on ability! In this way, I have a demon exorcism spell, and in a moment you will recruit a ghost to help you. ”

"But I'm a mortal, so I can't summon ghosts!" From the information sent by the Hades Order, Zhang Sanfeng found that even the lowest-level ghost summoning and opening the eyes of heaven required a trace of mana, although he was cast into a soul, his body was still a mortal body.

"Don't worry, my exorcism spell doesn't use mana!"

"If there is such a thing, why is it not recorded in the Hades Decree?"

"Cut, who teaches the apprentice brother not to leave a hand, besides, this exorcism spell was invented after I became the king of Hades, I became the boss of the underworld at that time, I don't say who dares to ask me, besides, the lowest level in the underworld are all ghost pawns, it's useless to ask for this thing!" The king of Hades said to Zhang Sanfeng with contempt, "Xiao Fengzi, the richer this person is, the more afraid of death he is, and he always tries to calculate his own good fortune and evil in every possible way." Even if you know that you have been deceived, you can spend some money to buy a comfort, so you have to practice a mouth that blows the sky. ”

"Hades is useless, how do you pronounce the exorcism spell?" Thinking of this, Zhang Sanfeng let out a long sigh, stretched hard, smelled a burning smell in his nose, looked down at the black object in the pan, and cried out with a sad face, "Damn, how to eat the poached egg after frying it, my last egg!" ”

After eating the omelette in three or two clicks, he brushed the plate and went back to his room.

At night, at twelve o'clock, Zhang Sanfeng stood in the courtyard.

"Taishang Laojun, Pu in Wanfang, the Tao should not be, within the Three Realms, among the Liuhe, those who follow it are auspicious, and those who go against it are fierce, as soon as the order arrives, the thunder will follow, and the hundred ghosts will listen to the move, drive it away, and be as anxious as the law, E!"

"Xiao Fengzi, you have to pay attention, my exorcism order is different from ordinary spells, it is randomly summoned, and all souls within a realm that have not returned to the underworld can theoretically be summoned, but be careful, in case you summon an evil ghost, I'm afraid you will hang up first!"

"Hades, why don't you start talking! If you come to the Buddha, the three Qingdao people, God angel sister bless me! ”

"That little wind, I still want to tell you that before the Three Realms were separated, my Taoism and Buddhism were not in harmony, and they were enemies of the Western Protoss, and it would be useless for you to make a wish like this." Hades greatly gave full play to his chicken woman's physique.

At this moment, Zhang Sanfeng can't care who is who, as long as he can help himself, he will be a father in the future.

A cold aura suddenly appeared on Zhang Sanfeng's left, and it immediately attracted Zhang Sanfeng's attention.

"It's coming!" Hades reminded in Zhang Sanfeng's mind.

"What!" A gust of wind blew, and Zhang Sanfeng couldn't help but shiver.

"Official, are you calling me? The slave family is very happy. A soft female voice rang in my ears.

"Eldest sister, I can't see you, you better go!" Although Zhang Sanfeng is not small on weekdays, the unknown is terrible, which has made him give up the idea of subduing the female ghost for his own use.

"Official, you are so ruthless, you summoned people to come and let them go." From the voice of the female ghost, it was as if a woman was ruthlessly abandoned.

"Hades, save me!" Zhang Sanfeng shouted.

"I can't help it, you must know that I am now a god, but you don't have to be afraid, you use the Hades Order to cast your soul, ordinary ghosts can't hurt you."

"Hades, you're a waste!"

"Bunny, what's the other way around?"

"Sister female ghost, let's talk, what do you want to do before you are willing to leave?"

"Why do you want to leave, isn't it good, there are still people to talk to me, it's been a thousand years, I'm so lonely! Crushed under Jingyanggang! ”

"I'm like a mother! A thousand-year-old ghost! "At the very least, this is at the level of a ghost!

Hades once introduced this ghost level to Zhang Sanfeng, from low to high: wandering spirit, ghost pawn, ghost soldier, ghost general, ghost handsome, ghost fairy, ghost god, ghost king.

They correspond to the monks' enlightenment, acceptance, foundation, Jindan, Yuanying (earth immortal), heavenly immortal, golden immortal, and Daluo enlightenment.