Zhang Sanfeng, who had just woken up, stared blankly at the ceiling in the hospital room. Suddenly, a huge amount of information was stuffed into Zhang Sanfeng's head. With a bang, Zhang Sanfeng only felt that his mind was full of other memories, which made Zhang Sanfeng faint again.

After this information was gradually digested by Zhang Sanfeng's mind, Zhang Sanfeng's thoughts returned little by little. Thinking back to all the information that suddenly came out of his mind, Zhang Sanfeng always felt so unreal.

It turned out that what happened last night was not a dream, and he, a teenager who had been educated in atheism since childhood, suddenly felt that his original worldview seemed to be soaked.

The Three Realms and Six Realms seem to have become the son-in-law of the underworld boss Hades.

"My father-in-law isn't here." This Zhang Sanfeng is also on the road, and he changed his words directly, it seems that he wants to climb the relationship, you don't see anyone in the court who is easy to do, how to say that he is also the son-in-law of the king of Yama, who has to give a few faces.

After a few minutes, Zhang Sanfeng saw that no one responded, and whispered to himself: "It seems that the old guy is gone, and the grandmother is scared to death of the baby." ”

"Bunny, you want to die, I'm an old guy now." The black shadow resurfaced in Zhang Sanfeng's mind.

In an instant, beads of sweat the size of beans flowed down: "That's there, tall, handsome father-in-law, you must have heard it wrong, I'm ...... It's the old man, yes, it's the old man. ”

"Okay, what's the matter with finding this king?" The black shadow was a little helpless, feeling that he was not entrusted to someone, if he could, Lord Hades felt that he should kill the guy in front of him and find a reliable husband for his daughter.

"Great and handsome father-in-law, you see that I am a poor dick now, can I become a million hundred thousand flowers first."

"Lao Tzu is not the God of Wealth, besides, you really want 100,000, I still have this?" The dark shadow said after a pause.

"Really. Give me a million? "Zhang Sanfeng, I'm overjoyed, this legendary Hades is not like the legend that doesn't talk about human feelings, and he's a rich man, haha!

In his mind, the black shadow seemed to rummage through his body, and suddenly pulled out a paper-like object. Zhang Sanfeng took a closer look at the whole person, it was not good, your sister, Lord Hades, you play with me, why haven't I heard that this dark coin can be used on the earth? Pay back 10 million!

"Alas, there is no smaller face value, boy, this is 10 million, no need to look for it. Alas, this kid is so ignorant, you must know that now in the underground, 10 million can just buy a baked cake. I haven't even seen a million sons-in-law here. "It was as if the shadow hadn't spoken in a century, as if it wanted to say it all at once.

Our Hades did not notice in the slightest that our protagonist, Comrade Zhang Sanfeng, had turned blue-green.

Fuck your sister, can you still have fun, your sister has a generation gap. It is said that there is a five-year generation ditch, how old are you, there must be at least a thousand generations between us.

"Boy, why don't you go, you can take it with just one thought, and you won't be shocked by what I gave too much, turtle!" The black shadow seemed to be a little reluctant to say.

Your sister, who is a turtle, although he has no money in the world and is a turtle, but there is still money to sell the currency! Turtles! Zhang Sanfeng secretly cursed in his heart.

"Boy, who are you talking about?"

"I didn't say anyone, I said myself, yes, I was myself." Alas, people have to bow their heads under the low edge, and when I think I have the ability, I must pluck out your beard.

"Boy, don't you know I have his heart? What do you think I don't know? And what you want to ask in the future, you can think about it in your heart, you see what the people around you think of you now. Hades said mockingly.

At this time, Zhang Sanfeng saw a beautiful nurse sister not far away looking at him with an idiotic gaze.

"Hades, you fix me!" I yelled angrily.

"Doctor, the patient in Doctor Bed 39 has gone crazy, let's send him to the Third Mental Hospital!" The female nurse said to the doctor next to her with some fear.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Xiaoxue, isn't there me here." I saw that the doctor took the opportunity to pat the little nurse's fragrant shoulder.

Rub the oil! This is stepping on my Zhang Sanfeng's shoulder!

"Doctor, I'm healed! I'm going to be discharged! Zhang Sanfeng said.

The doctor looked at Zhang Sanfeng with an extremely resentful gaze.

You bite me! I just like to see you look like you don't like me, but I can't get rid of me. Zhang Sanfeng smiled evilly.

"Xiaoxue, arranging for the patients in room 39 to have a comprehensive examination is comprehensive, and none of them should be missing." The doctor gritted his teeth and said.

"Doctor Zhang, can this bun have the money to do a comprehensive examination? Check the IOU first and let him pay it back slowly! Dr. Zhang continued.

You, this is a thrift that makes me owe a lot of debt, not to mention the three blacks of this society: doctors, police and chengguan.

"I'm sorry, doctor, I'm fine, I don't need to do any tests." The devil knows if the existence of Hades will be detected now that technology is so advanced, and God knows if he will be taken to some human evolution research institute and make slices of himself to study.

So at my strong request, the hospital finally agreed to discharge me, paid the hospitalization fee, and I had less than 100 yuan, thinking about the tens of thousands of yuan I had saved for a short time to prepare for the wedding, Zhang Sanfeng couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Alas, let's solve the problem of food and clothing first, dead Lao Li, as soon as he was hospitalized, he fired me. There is still one month left, and if you don't ask for leave, you won't come, there is no organizational discipline, and your salary will not be paid.

Seriously, there is a lot of information in my mind, but most of it is nothing, with Zhang Sanfeng's "literary" background, Mao didn't understand it.

"Hades, what do you think I should do? Even life is a problem, how can I collect merit, or you can help me. Zhang Sanfeng looked at Hades hopefully and said.

"Actually, I don't think it should be a problem for you to carefully read the information passed on to you by the Hades Order to solve the matter in front of you." Hades Black Shadow said seriously.

"The point is that I can't understand it! Hades is great! I said innocently.

"Impossible, right?"

Just like this sentence, those who strive for the Tao are holy, and they will not harm the heavens of the Tao. You don't know what your sister does! ”

"That's what you say. Didn't I tell you that the Hades decree that what was passed on to you was all reversed? ”

"Nani? The way of heaven is beneficial but not harmful, and the way of the saints is not disputed! Hades, you me again, what if I can't figure it out for the rest of my life. ”

"It's okay, you don't understand, at most, when you die, I'll let Hades Ling find someone white, I'm afraid you won't be able to complete the task if you're so stupid."

Zhang Sanfeng burst into tears directly, is this disgusted, they are all bitter tears, Zhang Sanfeng swore never to talk to the black shadow again.