(Chongqing has cooled down today, and the temperature has dropped by more than ten degrees in an instant, but my father-in-law got up late in the morning, and I didn't catch up with the update until half past eight, oops, I'm really ashamed, in order to make up for this half-hour lateness, my father-in-law decided to add a change!) Please don't go away, there will be a shift in a few minutes. ）――

Sent away Aunt Ying, Li Yan was planning to close the door to rest, today his harvest is also quite rich, not only the loach Gong into the door, but also the corresponding comprehension of Tai Chi, I have to say that it is a lot of money, and he just gave Aunt Ying a home to teach, and paid a little insignificant.

Li Yan was in a good mood and couldn't help humming a little song.

At this moment, a delicate and charming voice came from the corridor: "Excuse me, are you classmate Li Yan?" ”

Li Yan turned his head to look, and suddenly gasped, only to see a beautiful woman dressed in Miao service walking up the corridor, about twenty years old, with bright eyes and cool teeth, beautiful and generous, it is rare to have a natural beauty, unpolished, her wrists and ankles are tied with silver rings, and the clanging sound when she walks is exciting.

Such a beautiful girl, why did Li Yan gasp? It turned out that the girl was still wrapped around a dozen snakes, the smallest of these snakes was only as thick as chopsticks, wrapped around the girl's wrist, and the thickest was the thickness of the wrist, wrapped around the girl's waist with a bloody mouth.

And these snakes are all poisonous snakes, all of them have a triangular pointed head, the snake body is mottled, full of patterns, it is said that the more beautiful the snake, the more venomous, Li Yan only glanced at it, and was dazzled by some snakes. Isn't that poisonous enough to fly?

He wiped his sweat. He would rather fight with a master like Teacher Yujie. I was never willing to go against this kind of woman who was covered with snakes, so I asked cautiously: "I am Li Yan, who is the girl?" What are you looking for me? ”

The girl grinned and said, "My surname is Lan, and I am the leader of the Five Poisons Sect in Yunnan. ”

When Li Yan heard this, he immediately understood, Blue Phoenix! It must be the Blue Phoenix. Since it's a blue phoenix, it must have been sent by Ren Yingying, oh my God. It's all to blame for the broken painting of "Traveling in Streams and Mountains", how much trouble does it have to cause me?

I only heard Lan Phoenix ask with a smile: "Classmate Li Yan, I heard that you like to play with snakes very much, and I just like it too, so I'll come to talk to you." ”

Li Yan Khan: I like to play with a fart snake, where did you hear it? Oh, by the way, Ren Yingying was also an eyewitness to the last "snake bondage" incident, and she heard it from Ren Yingying.

Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Sect Master Lan." Little brother, I don't really like to play with snakes at all, you probably heard it wrong, right? ”

Blue Phoenix blinked. smiled: "You heard me right, you must like to play with snakes, but you are embarrassed to say it in front of me, right?" I know that ordinary people look down on people who like to play with poison, so you hide your hobby of playing with snakes deeply, and you don't want others to know, but you just have to rest assured to tell your sister, who also likes to play with poisonous snakes. My sister won't discriminate against you. Let's go to your dorm room and talk about playing with snakes. ”

Li Yan Khan: The big snake I used last time was a medicinal herb, how can it be treated like those colorful things on your body, which are all poisonous snakes that cost human life?

He quickly refused: "No, I hate snakes the most, don't come and play with me." ”

Where is the blue phoenix willing to believe it, she swears to the task given by the holy aunt, and she will never give up easily, so she approached Li Yan's side step by step, and said softly: "There is really no need to hide it, look, I have this one wrapped around my left hand, it is the most poisonous king cobra, and playing games with it is the most interesting." ”

Li Yan was sweating profusely: "Take this goods away." ”

"Come on, come on." The blue phoenix handed the king cobra to Li Yan, close at hand, and the fishy smell from the snake's mouth came into Li Yan's nose, making him so uncomfortable.

Li Yan took a step back, he was standing in front of the door of his bedroom, and when he retreated, he retreated into the bedroom.

Blue Phoenix smiled: "Yes, let's go to your bedroom and talk slowly, you are right to invite your sister in." ”

Li Yan Khan: "I didn't want to invite you in. ”

The Miao people are much more generous than the Han people, and they don't pay much attention to etiquette, and the blue phoenix is not polite, and he stepped into Li Yan's room in one step. As soon as she came in, she saw the wooden box in the corner of the house, and after Li Yan drank the snake blood, he didn't break the big wooden box, because there was no furniture in his bedroom, and it was rare to have a wooden box, so he kept it and used it for other things in the future.

Lan Fenghuang smiled: "Classmate Li Yan, you still lied to your sister that you don't like snakes, look, you even have a snake box ready." ”

Li Yan Khan.

The blue phoenix waved his hand, and more than a dozen big snakes and small snakes on his body slid down together, climbed onto Li Yan's bed, and posed in various strange shapes on the bed. Li Yan screamed in his heart, thinking: It's over, this sheet and quilt can't be used, burn them tonight, and buy new ones tomorrow.

Blue Phoenix didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, and said with a smile: "It's fun, right?" These snakes are very obedient, and they can be combined with various poses, and there is no problem with what kind of snake bondage they play. ”

Fun, you big-headed ghost! Li Yan turned his back to the sky at forty-five degrees, bursting into tears.

At this time, Li Yan was already unhappy, Ren Yingying sent people to seduce him again and again, seeking his famous paintings, which also made him very annoyed, although he had a good impression of the blue phoenix in the original book, but now he also looked at the blue phoenix unpleasantly, and said stiffly: "Blue Sect Master, I don't like snakes at all, what I hate the most is snakes, please take these snakes away, don't bother me anymore, I still have to sleep." ”

Blue Phoenix is actually nervous to death now, she is a Miao girl, not as many twists and turns as Han women, she belongs to a more straightforward girl, let her do this kind of task of seducing men and deceiving famous paintings, it is really a bit difficult, she doesn't know anything about the skills of seducing men, seeing that Li Yan doesn't seem to be very interested in the topic of snake bondage, she is in a panic, and she doesn't know how to proceed.

Her mind raced around a few times, and she thought: What to do? How can I make him like me, and then trick him into handing over "Traveling in Streams and Mountains"? Look for topics. But he didn't seem to like to talk much about snakes. Help me. What should I do?

People can't be in a hurry, and if they are in a hurry, they will be in a hurry, and Blue Phoenix is no exception, she has a small light cannon similar to "Smart Yixiu" in her brain that suddenly lit up with a "dang" sound, and thought: Oh, I'm so stupid, Li Yan must have been tired of playing snake binding last time, and it is said that there is a strange game between men and women. Play once exciting, play twice more, I take the snake out again, isn't it boring to be boring, at this time, I should take something else out.

The blue phoenix beckoned, and the dozen or so snakes crawled on top of her, burrowed through the cuffs, collars, or something, and disappeared. I don't know how she hid so many snakes, only the thickest python is not easy to hide. But the snake was so obediently wrapped around her waist that it became a belt.

At this time, there was not even a snake in the entire dormitory, and the blue phoenix clapped his hands and said, "It turns out that classmate Li Yan is tired of playing with snakes, so I'll take something out for you to play with." ”

She snapped her hands, and a big fluffy spider crawled out of her sleeve, this spider was the size of an adult's fist, and her whole body was covered with green hair, which frightened Li Yan and screamed "Oh my mom".

Unexpectedly, there was more than one big spider, and the blue phoenix kept crawling spiders outward, and after a while, the room was full of this kind of big fluffy spiders, forming webs in all corners of the room, and after a tea time, Li Yan's bedroom was full of huge spider webs, and as far as the eye could see, it was white......

Li Yan was stunned, he forgot to speak, and only shouted wildly in his heart: Pit daddy, who will help me clean up.

Blue Phoenix grinned: "Let's stop playing snakes, let's play spiders, this game is called: The Secret Realm of the Web." In a white spider's web, a man and a woman fall in love, ah...... How romantic, do you like it? ”

I like you big-headed ghost! Li Yan turned his back to the sky at 40 degrees...... I was about to burst into tears, but I saw that there was also a huge spider web above my forty-five degree angle, and the big fluffy spider was squatting in the web, which made people's hair stand on end.

Li Yan really cried at this time: I can do this one thing with my back facing the sky at forty-five degrees, you actually want to deprive me of this little self-deprecating method, God, do you want people to live.

Seeing Li Yan's expression, Blue Phoenix knew that she had messed up again, and she sneered: "It turns out that classmate Li Yan doesn't like spiders either." With a wave of her hand, the spiders ate all the webs they had spit out, and the whole bedroom was back to its original state, and then the spiders crawled back on top of her, burrowed back into their sleeves or something, and disappeared.

The blue phoenix made persistent efforts, never discouraged, she waved her hand again, and this time a large number of centipedes crawled out, hundred-legged red centipedes, wandering around the house, and a few big centipedes were still crawling on her snow-white lotus arms, adding a sense of terror to her. She chuckled: "Classmate Li Yan, it doesn't matter if you don't like snakes and spiders, let's not play the secret realm of snakes and webs, this time let's play a new game, called: Centipede Hell." Did you find it interesting? ”

Li Yan rolled his eyes weakly, he really wanted to kick the blue phoenix out of the house, but he didn't dare to act rashly, what if these poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders, poisonous centipedes or something bit him? This is not a problem solved by martial arts, the woman Blue Phoenix is definitely one of the most difficult enemies in Jin Yong's novels, and the five absolute people except for Ouyang Feng, who are the West Poison, will also have a headache when they see her. The sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple saw the blue phoenix, and he only had to escape.

He screamed in his heart: Help, who will drag this woman out covered in poison, I can't stand it anymore.

How did Blue Phoenix know what Li Yan was thinking, she was still working hard, and said to Li Yan: "Classmate Li Yan, don't like centipedes when you look like you?" It's okay, let's change it again, how about changing it to a poisonous toad this time? After speaking, the room was full of toads.

Li Yan Khan: "I don't like it! ”

"Otherwise, do you like poisonous ants?" After speaking, the room was full of ants moving.

Li Yan collapsed: "I don't like it at all!" ”

"Otherwise, I have scorpions." After speaking, the room was full of scorpions crawling sideways.

Li Yan was speechless. (To be continued......)

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