Gagen is coming! ――

Li Yan was speechless, thinking that when he watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu" back then, he was full of good feelings for the girl Blue Phoenix, but the Blue Phoenix of Weishenme was extremely depressed? Sure enough, a woman covered in poisonous scorpions and poisonous centipedes can't make men have the desire to get close, and watching spiders on TV and watching spiders up close in reality are completely two different concepts.

Li Yan said weakly: "Go out!" You are not welcome in my dormitory. ”

Blue Phoenix was in a hurry: "Don't drive me away, my mission ...... Cough! Why don't you be considerate of my heart? Otherwise, let's not play with scorpion centipedes, I have a beautiful poisonous butterfly here, this is guaranteed to be good-looking. ”

Li Yan wanted to reach out and grab her collar and throw her out, but he was worried that there was a poisonous insect hiding in her collar, so he had to stretch out his hand and make a gesture to ask her to leave: "Sect Master Lan, please." ”

"Whew, can you give it another chance?"

"No way!"

"I beg you."

"No way!"

Blue Phoenix said with tears in her eyes: "Am I too ugly?" ”

Li Yan shook his head and said, "You are very beautiful." ”

"Then you're going to kick me out? People want to play with you wholeheartedly. ”

Li Yan snorted and thought: You ghost just want to play with me wholeheartedly, but you just want to steal my "Journey to the Streams and Mountains". I thought about it, but I said, "But I don't want to play with you." ”

Blue Phoenix said again: "Weishenme doesn't want to play with me?" Aren't these animals interesting? ”

Li Yan said: "Nonsense, of course it's not interesting, who is interested in playing with these messy things." ”

Blue Phoenix flattened his mouth: "Then you're not interested in me at all?" Not curious at all? You talk about it. You don't have anything you want to do to me? ”

Li Yan thought for a moment. frowned. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said, "There is!" In fact, what I'm most curious about you is that you hide so many messy poisonous insects, poisonous snakes, poisonous centipedes, poisonous spiders, etc., where do you hide them on your body? If you can, you want to take your clothes off and see what's going on inside. ”

When Li Yan said this. In fact, he didn't think much about it, he just wanted to see the blue phoenix outer skirt, and in his mind, there must be a lot of inner pockets inside the blue phoenix outer coat for these weird bugs.

But when this sentence fell on the ears of the blue phoenix, he was suddenly startled and screamed: "Huh? You want to take off my clothes? You...... You...... You...... You...... Help......" She turned and ran, disappearing into the hallway with a puff of smoke.

Li Yan sweated profusely, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't scream, I just said take off your coat and see where the poisonous insects are." Don't get me wrong. ”

But Li Yan said it was too late, and the blue phoenix had already run away without a trace.

Li Yan had no choice but to spread his hands. When he returned to the house, he took all the things that had been crawled by poisonous insects and ants and threw them away, and this time, he threw away all the few belongings he had, and it was inconvenient to go to the commercial street to buy them in the middle of the night, so he had to meditate cross-legged on the ground and practice until dawn.

Blue Phoenix ran back to Ren Yingying's bedroom, sat on the ground, and cried loudly: "Wow...... Li Yan was so bad, he actually wanted to take off other people's clothes, but they were frightened and fled back desperately...... didn't mess with his poisonous hands. ”

A group of girls in the house were all sweating profusely, and Ji Wushi said: "Sure enough, with the beauty of the Blue Sect Master, Li Yan finally can't hold it anymore, since he wants to take off your clothes, it means that he has taken a fancy to you and wants to kiss Fang Ze." In this way, "Xishan Travel Map" can also be regarded as an eyebrow, we are not afraid that he will want to insult you, but what we are most afraid of is that he is not interested in you. ”

Blue Phoenix just cried and ignored her.

Ren Yingying asked, "Will the plan be released?" ”

Ji Wushi shook his head and thought for a while, and then said: "From today on, the Blue Sect Master will appear by Li Yan's side from time to time, and hang Li Yan's appetite in various ways, of course, you can't go to his bedroom in the middle of the night, it's too unsafe, I can't tell him to really use force on the Blue Sect Master, although the result of using force will definitely be that he is poisoned, but in this way, our goal will not be achieved." ”

Everyone nodded in unison.

Ji Wushi said again: "As long as the Blue Sect Master is often wandering not far from Li Yan, Li Yan can often see the beauty of the Blue Sect Master, and the more he sees it, the more he loves the Blue Sect Master, and he becomes more and more unable to control it, and wants to kiss the Blue Sect Master's Fangze, and when he is already deep in the mud and is fascinated by the Blue Sect Master." Let's find a matchmaker and let the matchmaker go to Li Yan to say goodbye, and say that the Lan Sect Master is willing to marry him, on the condition that the "Xishan Travel Map" will be given to the Lan Sect Master as a dowry. ”

Everyone let out an "oh" together.

Ji Wushi said: "Then when the time comes, Li Yan will take out the treasure map and give it to the Blue Sect Master as a dowry." The Blue Sect Master immediately 'sold' 100,000 taels of silver to the Holy Aunt in public, and then immediately dropped out of school, left Heimu Cliff and returned to the Five Immortals Sect in Yunnan, Li Yan had no choice but to take you. And that painting, all the people in the Black Wood Cliff knew that the Holy Aunt was bought with silver, so there was no problem, and it could be used to show it to Teacher Dan Qingsheng in a bright and bright way. ”

The crowd applauded.

Ren Yingying also said: "Yes, good plan, it is worthy of being a night owl who has no plan, your strategy is powerful." ”

Blue Phoenix sobbed a few times, and asked pitifully, "Are you still dangling beside him?" It's scary...... What if he wants to insult me again and take off my clothes? ”

Ji Wushi said: "From now on, when you are dangling next to him, you must choose when there are many people, such as in the cafeteria, school square, commercial street, and many people on a task...... Wait, there's no way he's going to do that in plain sight, right? That would ensure that you can seduce him safely. ”

Blue Phoenix thought about it, this was full of reason, so she stopped sobbing and said seriously: "Okay, for the sake of the Holy Aunt, I will cheer up." ”――

In the next dozens of days, Li Yan lived his peaceful life as usual, getting up in the morning and practicing boxing in the grove with the ponytail girl. After the morning exercise, the two went to the classroom together. After listening to the court class and the Jianghu class first. Learn about the recent events on the rivers and lakes.

Wait until self-study time. Everyone practiced together. Since Li Yan didn't want to show his martial arts in front of Ren Yingying, he just studied the five elements of Qimen, and in the afternoon, Li Yan would go to Hu Qingniu, a doctor in Butterfly Valley, to take two medical lessons, and then go back to the dormitory to give Aunt Ying an arithmetic class and practice loach skills.

Li Yan would occasionally go to the Scripture Pavilion to borrow books, and Wang Yuyan would smile awkwardly when she saw him, but she didn't hide her little hands anymore. It seems that she also knew that the previous incident was a misunderstanding, and Li Yan did not peep at her little hands. Because they already have "secrets" between each other, Wang Yuyan's attitude towards him has changed, and she is no longer as formulaic as before, occasionally chatting with Li Yan about a few gossips, her parents are short, and she will even mention the martial arts of Lori. Unconsciously, the relationship between the two has taken a big step, at least one level higher than the ordinary classmate relationship, and there are faint signs of developing into friends.

The only thing that's not normal these days. It is that Li Yan can see the blue phoenix wherever he goes. For example, once Li Yan passed by the school square and found the blue phoenix sitting on the stone bench on the edge of the square, reading intently, and his beautiful side face was exposed in front of Li Yan, full of intellectual beauty, this picture was great and moving. The only thing that spoils the beauty of the picture is that she takes the book upside down...... The six words "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on the cover are actually upside down.

Li Yan Khan: You Miao girl must not know Chinese characters, right? What are you reading with the funny novels of the Han people?

Another time, Li Yan was eating green vegetable steamed buns in the cafeteria, and suddenly found that the blue phoenix was sitting at another table not far away, eating with very elegant movements, she fully showed the spirit of a lady, chewing slowly, I saw pity, and several boys around saw that their eyes fell. The only thing that destroys the beauty is that the blue phoenix didn't eat much for a long time, and when others weren't paying attention, he quickly grabbed half a steamed bun with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, but unfortunately, this action happened to be seen by Li Yan, and the image of the lady completely collapsed.

Li Yan sweated wildly: Since you are not used to the way of eating a lady, you eat with your true face, and no one forces you to eat like this.

Another time Li Yan went to buy new bed sheets in the commercial street of Heimu Cliff, this store is very large, not only bed sheets are sold, but also skirts are sold, Li Yan saw that the blue phoenix actually happened to choose a long skirt next to her, she picked a Han style blue long skirt, tried it on herself, although her figure is not tall, but small and smart, with the unique water spirit of southern women, the blue long skirt is set off, it is really beautiful. The only drawback is that the hem of the long skirt of the Han woman is very long, which is completely dragged to the ground, but Lan Phoenix is used to wearing the kind of long pants and short skirts of the Miao people, but she accidentally stepped on the skirt foot, fell down with a somersault, and fell out of a big bag on her head.

Li Yan Waterfall Khan: What kind of demon moth are you making trouble, Miao people will wear Miao clothes for me.

In short, the blue phoenix always appears inexplicably, shows beauty inexplicably, and then fails inexplicably......

Li Yan vaguely guessed that this was Ren Yingying's move again, so he had to smile bitterly and pretend not to see it.

This morning, when Li Yan was listening to the court class in the classroom, the braided girl suddenly came to the classroom and leaned into Li Yan's ear and said, "Do you remember what I told you last time?" The little emperor has already set it up, and tomorrow I will set off to go to Wutai Mountain to spy on the location of the old emperor of Shunzhi. ”

Of course, Li Yan remembered this, and smiled at the braided girl: "I don't have anything to do here for the time being, I can leave at any time." ”

He went to the royal sister teacher to ask for a long vacation, the royal sister teacher knew that the braided girl was undercover in the Qing Palace, since Li Yan was going to help the braided sister, it was to contribute to the country, of course, there was no reason to stop him, and he was allowed to leave.

Li Yan prepared all kinds of poisons, human skin masks, pocket money, in short, everything he needed to walk the rivers and lakes was ready, and he quietly made love with the ponytail girl that night. The ponytail girl told him to be careful in everything, and Li Yan agreed one by one.

Early the next morning, he passed through the teleportation wall in the braided girl's bedroom and came to the palace of the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

Diary of a Tooth Change:

This morning, Sister Yang Kang asked me to go to the helmsman on the commercial street of Heimu Cliff to help, saying that she had bought new furniture and wanted to move in and put it in.

Then I went and saw a big house, with a magnificent couplet hanging at the door, which was written on both sides: Flying snow shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck. I don't think it's good to have a couplet without a horizontal criticism, so I wanted to write a horizontal criticism on it, but I can't write poems to fight it, so I wrote the swordsmanship I learned "Yue Nu Sword" on it.

Sister Yang Kang said that this place will replace Li Yan's brother's bedroom and become our meeting place in the future. Actually, I prefer Brother Li Yan's bedroom, but Sister Yang Kang said that in the future, I can get candy when I play with the helm, so I still prefer the helm.

Sister Yang Kang also said that we want to turn our gang into a martial arts master, for this goal, I want to work hard to practice martial arts, and in the future, Huashan will discuss swords, win the first place in the world, and help the sect become a cute master.

But I don't understand a little.,The martial arts master is the cutest person in the martial arts, right? Is Huashan on the sword the first person in the world? In this case, weishenme wants to practice martial arts? You should practice the kung fu of selling cuteness.

How to practice the kung fu of selling cuteness? I don't understand! Teachers don't teach either.

Guo Jing

Recorded when Li Yan's brother traveled (to be continued......)

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