503 Consequences of offending a poisoner
Don't look at the old man Tao is a cheap cook in ancient times, accompanied by killing chickens and geese, pots and bowls and stoves every day. But this old man is definitely not a fool, let alone illiterate, on the contrary, this old man can definitely be regarded as a specialist in Chinese culture.
I think that when Old Man Tao met Zhang Jin for the first time on the plane, as the introduction for this old man to talk to Zhang Jin, it was a book of "History of the Tang Dynasty".
At that time, the old man of the imperial Han Dynasty talked with Zhang Jin from the "History of the Tang Dynasty" to all the "Twenty-four History", and then extended it from then on, talking about Chinese studies and breaking the dynasties, and made Zhang Jinkan, who had already achieved good attainments in this area because of his erudition and strong memory, dizzy, and even once made Zhang Jin think that this old man and He Qingqian's father, who can be called the master of Chinese studies, are peers, and they are professors of Chinese studies at a certain university!
The cultural attainments of Mr. Tao can be seen from this!
Therefore, Old Man Lan, Old Man Zhang and Old Man Tao, three old men with ink in their stomachs and drunken spirits, chatted with Zhang Jin, a well-informed demon, and they had the style of 'Literati and Humanities'. One by one, they are talking about it!
They talked about the empty realm of "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" on the night of Jingyi tonight; They talked about the wind-blown fields on the side of the road, and talked about the ghost fox and wild old man in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai"; They came to Haiwozi Village, where the road was rugged, and the steep slopes and rocks around the village, and the clear chanting of the Sword Pavilion and Cui Wei, one man should be the pass, and ten thousand people should not open it. ’; They generously and loudly poured out 'the old man chatting about the madness of youth'; they pointed to the reflection of the crescent moon in the green mountains of the wilderness and the 'cold water stream' in the clear and clear mountains, and chanted 'the wild sky and low trees, and the river and the moon are near'......
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There are three old men who want to have a sour and rancid stomach and need to be accompanied, and the distance from Old Man Liu's house to Zhang Jin's small building is more than 100 meters, and the group has been walking for more than ten minutes before they can be considered to be in place.
Back in the small building, Zhang Jin settled a group of old men who pretended to be crazy, young, and young with wine. After throwing a piece of rotten meat like Beigong Fat Man on the small bed in the study. He went back to his room.
After taking a bath, Zhang Jin, who was refreshed, lay on the bed and quietly unfolded the small map in his mind. I was in a good mood and watched the show.
According to the inference of Zhang Jin, a grandmaster-level great poisoner, the two girls who have been subjected to Zhang Jin's 'Mixed Poison Technique' should enjoy Zhang Jin's cautious revenge. It's time to toss.
Although Zhang Jin's family has a lot of bedrooms, it is inevitable that so many people will be a little nervous when they live in. Therefore, Lin Lin was very angry to invite her good sister Yue Wenting, whom she had just met, to her room and sleep with her.
So, the peeping Zhang Jin directly focused his attention on the location of Lin Lin's room on the minimap.
Now, Zhang Jin's "Xiao Li Flying Knife" is still only two levels, and because it has a different kind of upgrade. As a result, the upgraded attribute points never cared about the 'insight' item, so that now his insight attribute is still only thirty. The human figure seen in the minimap is still the same as when he and the group of Bing brothers gathered. Voyeur lily the same when making out. Vague. It's just a matter of distinguishing heads and feet and human shapes.
Zhang Jin turned his attention over the study next door in the minimap, behind the 'human ball'-shaped lump of flesh lying on the small bed in the study. After crossing another wall, he finally fell into the boudoir in Lin Lin's bedroom, which temporarily belonged to him.
At this moment, two blurred white figures were lying on the head of the bed, fiddling with something in their hands. Zhang Jin estimated that it should be one of the two girls, sitting there playing with his mobile phone.
The other, sitting on a bedside chair next to the bed, tilted his head sideways, dancing with something in his hand. Zhang Jin estimated that it should be the other of the two women, who had just taken a shower and was wiping her hair with a towel.
Judging from the range of the hands of the figure sitting and wiping his hair, this person should be Yue Wenting. Because this person obviously has long hair, and Lin Lin was burned by the fire, the top of his head, which usually wears a hat, is actually a bare scoop with burn scars.
Just when Zhang Jin had just deduced who the two figures were, Lin Lin, who was sitting at the head of the bed playing with her mobile phone, suddenly writhed uncomfortably. Then, he raised his hand and grabbed it on his back.
Grabbing this one, it was like turning on a switch, and Lin Lin's entire body began to writhe. And the hand that grabbed a handful of hands on the back is no longer limited to the back, but the arms, head and face, chest, back, legs and feet are everywhere. Soon, the busyness of just one hand was not enough, and the other hand that was originally holding the mobile phone quickly joined the ranks of scratching.
Seeing that this should be Lin Lin's light and shadow, his hands were scratching his body quickly, Zhang Jin in the voyeurism, his face was full of malicious smiles, and he looked like he had sold a treacherous scheme, and said to himself proudly:
"Itchy, huh? I call you proud, you think your strange uncle's stuff is so easy to eat? That's the Hongmen Banquet, understand? ”
Just when Zhang Jin was happy about Lin Lin's encounter, the light and shadow that should be Yue Wenting also stopped wiping her hair, and after asking Lin Lin what she seemed to be concerned about, she stood up and walked over. It seems that he wants to help Lin Lin tickle.
However, Yue Wenting just stood in front of the window and stretched out her hand, and before her hands could fall on Lin Lin's body, she took it back again and pressed it on her little stomach instead. His body also bowed down a little tremblingly.
Then, after Yue Wenting held this action for a few seconds, she quickly turned around and left, rushed into the bathroom of the bedroom with her legs between her legs, and sat down on the shadow that should be the toilet seat.
Seeing this, the corners of Zhang Jin's mouth widened, and a more obvious schadenfreude light burst out in his eyes:
"Look, Chihuahua! Retribution, right? Do you really think that my food will be eaten after eating, and you can still be angry with us? Don't you want to lose weight? I'll help you! You don't even have to be anorexic! One night today is guaranteed to give you great results! ”
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That's right, these two sworn enemies of Zhang Jin, now have itching on their bodies and stomach troubles, all of which are the masterpieces of Zhang Jin, a careful eye poisoner.
According to ancient Chinese medicine, everything in the world, every plant and tree can be used as medicine, and every meal and drink has medicinal properties. When Zhang Jin was arguing with the two women at the table before, the two women unknowingly gave them some special seasoning.
This seasoning is not toxic in any way, and if eaten on its own, not only does it have no side effects, but it may also taste good and delicious.
But when the kind of 'seasoning' added to Lin Lin was eaten together with the soybeans in the hoof cooked by Zhang Jin and the chili pepper in the spicy chicken, coupled with the medicinal properties that Lin Lin had left in his body through so many days of medicinal fumigation, it would make all the burns and scabs on Lin Lin's body itch unbearably. It's like the light and shadow that is scratching at the whole body with both hands!
And when the kind of 'seasoning' that Zhang Jin quietly added to Yue Wenting was eaten together with the jade bamboo in Zhang Jin's soup and the garlic in other dishes, it would be like Yue Wenting now, and the diarrhea would not stop.
This method is the 'mixed poison technique' that the people of color are good at in Master Huang's book, and if you get some non-toxic or even beneficial things together, it will become a strange poison with extraordinary effect.
This is somewhat similar to chemical reactions in chemistry. Just like pure hydrogen, it cannot be burned without an oxidizing agent. When there are no combustible materials, pure oxygen cannot be burned. However, if these two gases are mixed together and then hit a spark, it will explode violently with a 'bang'.
The same goes for the art of mixing poison! Yue Wenting and Lin Lin, who are now in dire straits, are proof of this!
Of course, the 'Mixed Poison Technique' that Zhang Jin applied to the two women was just a trick for Zhang Jin, and the two women would definitely not be in any danger.
Just like the 'itch' that Lin Lin can't stop wanting to scratch now, Zhang Jin will not let Lin Lin itch into her bones and brain marrow, making her itch and want to commit suicide. At best, this itch is similar to mild allergies or mosquito bites. Scratching with your hands can also provide temporary relief.
The only difference is that this kind of itchy mosquito has more packs, the allergy area is larger, and the itching time is longer. It's uncomfortable, but it's not going to be that unbearable.
And this kind of itching won't last too long, just an hour or two, at most, it will make this girl irritable, so that she can't bear it.
In fact, Zhang Jin's 'mixed poison' is not so much a 'poison' for Lin Lin as a 'good medicine' with a bit of side effects.
This mixture of poison will stimulate the medicinal properties accumulated in Lin Lin's body after many days of fumigation, which will accelerate the growth of new skin under the scar and accelerate the shedding of the scar. In fact, the itch that Lin Lin is suffering from is the effect of medicine in the body, but it is much more intense than Zhang Jin's usual method of 'moisturizing things silently'.
And Yue Wenting's mixed poison can actually be regarded as a good medicine.
This kind of mixture not only has no sequelae, but also has the effect of detoxification and beauty, and the weight loss effect is also excellent. After running to the bathroom ten times or twenty times tonight, and relieving herself the next day, Yue Wenting will find that not only is her fat much less, but her skin is absolutely moisturized, smooth and firm, and her fingers can be broken, which is better than going to those high-end clubs to do ten top-level SPAs.
Of course, this kind of detoxification is also a bit drastic, and the weight loss effect can even be almost comparable to the acupuncture weight loss of Qi Bing Qi Da Fat Man at the beginning, but the suffering is much more than that.
The medicine Zhang Jin used on Yue Wenting was much more effective than the medicine on Lin Lin's body. It should last at least five or six hours, or ten to twelve hours! Of course, don't think about this 'strip' Chihuahua tonight.