502 Poison Mixture
Although she has been fully mentally prepared, Lin Lin is young in the end, and her growth environment is very clean for the parents who spoil their daughter. The emergency treatment method of the 'critical moment' is very difficult to learn at home.
So although Lin Lin felt a little embarrassed, felt that her face was a little hot, and felt that she was about to become angry, all she could do was to continue to keep her head down and chew, turning a deaf ear to Zhang Jin's chattering provocations and finding faults.
Lin Lin was speechless, speechless for Zhang Jin's accusations. But Yue Wenting, who is not a party and has a lot of attainments in terms of face cultivation, stood up for her sister who had just recognized her, who had the same hatred and smell as her.
"How about we just eat? Do you still want to get us? This is someone else's housewarming banquet, and you are at most a cook invited by the host to stir-fry, why do you pick up guests for the host? Want us to go? You've got to get the master first!
Besides, even if we say that eating your food can make people get anorexia, what's the matter? We want to get anorexia, we want to stay in shape, we want to lose weight!
Even if we say your food can poison people, what's wrong? We're tired of living, and we're not afraid to die for your! ”
Yue Wenting is worthy of being a 'Chihuahua' in the well-known circle of friends, and she barks quite sharply and sharply. is quite unreasonable, even Zhang Jin can only stare dryly.
With Yue Wenting's self-opening and self-support, it seems that Lin Lin has also become bold and thick-skinned.
As soon as Yue Wenting's unreasonable sonorous voice landed, Lin Lin, who had always bowed her head and chewed before, also raised her head, no longer pretending to be deaf and dumb, but joined Zhang Jin's hostile shili, and said confidently:
"That's it, that's it! We are not afraid of anorexia. We just want to stay in shape. I just want to lose weight...... I'm not afraid of death...... Fear of death is not a 'communist * * party * member'! ”
Lin Lin learned the two 'Wei Guangzheng' level words from the TV series, not to mention that Zhang Jin was stunned, even Yue Wenting, who was her ally, laughed.
Seeing that Lin Lin also began to move closer to Yue Wenting's hard mouth and thick skin. Seeing that these two of their sworn enemies have begun to form an alliance. Moreover, people are highly conscious, and they are linked to the political outlook. What else can Zhang Jin, who has no plans to rebel, do?
As a result, Zhang Jin, who thought that he was difficult to support alone and his political style was not strong enough, had no choice but to retreat strategically.
However, before retreating, Zhang Jin did not forget to throw down a threatening cruel word:
"It shouldn't be possible to be poisoned if you eat our food, but don't be too surprised if you have diarrhea or allergies!"
It seemed that after a hard sentence, Zhang Jin fled from the battlefield he had just lost.
Yue Wenting and Lin Lin, who won the stage victory, were dismissive of Zhang Jin's 'seeming' threat that he was only hard-mouthed. On the contrary, his face was full of excitement as if he had won the Great War.
"Wow!"
The two women smiled at each other and high-fived in celebration!
The joyful cheers of the two women fell into the ears of Zhang Jin, who turned to leave, and Zhang Jin was not only not annoyed. Instead, he laughed. The smile was bad. It's eerie, it's a typical 'bad guy face' in that kind of TV series!
"Maybe I'm not just a threat! You don't know. Our old strength is a grandmaster-level poisoner! Do you know the 'Art of Mixing Poison'? Just add a little introduction to the two of you, and you can eat the same dish as everyone else, but with two endings.
Others are fine, you are poisoned!
Of course, don't worry, it won't poison you! But it won't be easy!
Against me, never dead! ”
When he thought of this silently, Zhang Jin's heart sounded a bright and cheerful "Shepherd Boy Piccolo", but the tune was not so sunny, and it was full of sinister happiness.
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At almost ten o'clock in the evening, the first day of Mr. Liu's three-day housewarming banquet finally came to a successful end. In the middle of the messy shed, there are naturally the sisters-in-law and aunts in the village who are diligent in picking up, and there is no need for Zhang Jin, the chef, to interfere again, let alone those old men who are old.
Of course, Lin Lin, Yue Wenting and Beigong Fat will not be allowed to do it.
Yue Wenting and Lin Lin, the two aunts and grandmothers who 'don't touch the spring water with their fingers', if they really help, it will definitely add to the chaos. By the time they had helped, half of the plates and bowls would have been lost, and the few that had been lost would have been turned into irregular works of art and spread on the floor.
And Beigong Shuoyue, a fat man who also can't do this kind of work, is even more enthusiastic villagers who have been encouraged by Zhang Jin for a long time, and they used the tactics of wheel warfare and used fine wine as weapons to put them down.
When Zhang Jin carried Beigong Shuoyue, who was already drunk and unconscious, and walked towards the home only one water away from Old Man Liu's house, Yue Wenting and Lin Lin, who were walking in front, were cheerful.
The joy of defeating Zhang Jin, and the joy of adding to Zhang Jin's blockage, still fill their hearts until this moment. Thinking of Beigong Shuoyue's very weighty guy pressing on Zhang Jin's back at this time, Zhang Jin must be in pain with his laborious green muscles at this time!
As a result, the two women have a sinful pleasure based on the pain of the enemy!
The crescent moon in the sky is like a hook, only a line, and it is dim. Although there is a sky full of stars, that little bit of firefly-like brilliance is obviously not enough to make everything under the sky as clear as day.
Therefore, the two sworn enemies of Zhang Jin who were walking a few meters in front of Zhang Jin naturally couldn't see Zhang Jin's true expression behind him.
But in the imagination of the two women, Zhang Jin, who was talking and laughing with a few old men in the back, must be aggrieved, even if he has a smile on his face at this time, he must be forced to laugh.
Naturally, they didn't know that with the weight of the fat man's one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds, it was not much heavier than a handful of straw for Zhang Jin, who was at the level of Liliang demon.
Moreover, Zhang Jin's face is indeed smiling now, but it is by no means the 'forced smile' they imagined, and of course it is not just the bright laughter that sounds like a happy conversation.
When Zhang Jin talked with the fat man and the old man, his smile was absolutely bright from the heart. However, when Zhang Jin's eyes fell on the two women who were holding hands in front of him and walking happily, although the smile was still bright, it was mixed with some insidiousness in the smoothness.
If people who are familiar with Zhang Jin, such as Ye Hong, He Qingqian, Wei Feng, Xiao Fei and the like are present, they will understand that this is clearly the smile that will only be revealed whenever Zhang Jin's prank is successful and he watches the excitement. This smile is enough to thrill those who have suffered from it.
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Regardless of the darkness in Zhang Jin's heart, and regardless of the excitement in the hearts of the two women. Anyway, the three old men who walked with Zhang Jin and were slightly drunk after drinking were walking on the dirt road in the village but they were very interested and full of interest.
For these three old men who have lived in the bustling city all year round, the world they are in now is a dream-like shijie that can make people's souls fly.
Bathing in the starlight and moonlight that will never appear in the city in the sky, looking at the distant mountains and fields in front of you, turning your head to look at the hundred lights of the villagers' settlements in the distance behind you, listening to the natural sounds of the sea tide licking the beach not far away, and smelling the wild breath mixed with the fresh sea breeze on the wings of your nose......
Just like the night when Zhang Jin chased and captured the gold, several drunken old men also entered the realm of dreaming, sublimation, and epiphany. At this time, just like Zhang Jin at that time, they all thought of Mr. Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond"!
Although there was no bright moon in the sky, although there was no frog singing in the lotus pond, they felt that this hazy night was 100% appropriate to that article. The same tranquility, ethereal, and purity that can cleanse people's souls!
When the soul was cleansed by the wine and the night, the three old men suddenly had an epiphany like becoming a Buddha.
Decades of intrigue and surviving experience, achievements, decades of status and net worth, in today's wine, in the ethereal night, seem to have become empty, flashy and meaningless!
At this moment, the beliefs of the three old men changed dramatically. At this moment, in the eyes of these three pairs of old men, Zhang Jin's refuge village is no longer a waste of time. Zhang Jin did not use his ability to show his strength and do a career, and he is no longer a wasted talent.
At this moment, in the hearts of the three old men, Zhang Jin's small courtyard village is the real life. And themselves, the past few decades, seem to have been wasted!
To be able to live in peace and happiness in such peace, why bother with the intrigue of walking on thin ice at the beginning, and why the painstaking training for many years?
"These decades have been in vain!"
Old Man Zhang and Old Man Lan, the two former feudal officials, originally had some love for the once almost monstrous power, and they regretted retiring and delegating power. But at this time, I suddenly felt that the prosperous scenery of the past was boring, and I already regretted that I couldn't retire earlier and enjoy a quiet life.
Mr. Tao, the helmsman of the food empire, who wants to enhance the reputation of the 'Imperial Dining Room' and expand the scale of the 'Imperial Dining Room' at this time, has no enterprising spirit at this time, and just wants to hand over the responsibility of the catering group as soon as possible and begin to enjoy the leisurely village life like Zhang Jin.
Because of the sudden change in the concepts of several old men, the content of the old men's conversations also changed. The two former officialdom bosses no longer open their mouths to reminisce about the glory of the past, and a current food giant no longer thinks that Zhang Jin should go out of the mountain to cooperate with him.
A few old men began to jump to the philosophical and literary aspects.
The two former officialdom bigwigs are both people with a cultural background, otherwise they would not have been able to climb to this position, otherwise they would not have intersected with Mr. Liu in the cultural circle.
And Mr. Tao, a chef who has been revolving around the pot all his life, is not just the kind of guy with a big head and a thick neck.