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In the conversation that night, Zuihou finally sent away the old gossip of Old Man Liu, who took out the face of an iron-mouthed god and a matchmaker.
Although if Zhang Jin had laid out his previous love history with He Qingqian, it would be easier for this old thing to shut up.
But Zhang Jin is not an old man Liu, he doesn't like to show his emotional experience. can't be like Mr. Liu, who talks about his own upbringing, teacher-student love, old husband and young wife, and so on with relish and pride.
So until Zuihou, Mr. Liu only thought that Zhang Jin was at most an ordinary friend with He Qingqian who had a promising future.
After that day, although Old Man Liu would still mention from time to time how different He Qingqian was from the old man of his family, he would occasionally suggest that Zhang Jin take the initiative. But they were all vaguely fooled by Zhang Jin.
Life is still like that, Zhang Jin continues to be a pig, and Old Man Liu continues to do his miscellaneous work happily.
"Guy Su, I'm leaving, take care of the house at home!" Zhang Jin took out the mobile phone in his pocket and glanced at it, reluctantly got up from the recliner, and walked towards his car, while greeting Mr. Liu, who was still wandering around the vegetable field not far away.
Old man Liu, who was squatting in the ridge of the ground and pulling weeds, suddenly heard Zhang Jin's words, stood up straight from the vegetable field, and asked in surprise: "Go?" Why are you going? Will you come back in the evening? ”
"Didn't I tell you yesterday? My friend is getting married, am I going to help? Eat yourself for the next two days! Zhang Jin said and pointed to his head, which meant that this old man was senile and demented, and he was a little funny.
Old Man Liu looked up at the sky and asked strangely: "Look at this day, it's almost evening, and when you rush to the city, how late is it?" How can you get married at this time? Besides, didn't you say yesterday that the day after tomorrow would be the day after tomorrow when your friend got married? ”
"You think I'm willing? That guy's marriage is very grand, although he gets married the day after tomorrow, but he will have a rehearsal tomorrow. Tonight, there is a party of Wang Lao and Wu men, which is considered an opportunity for my friend Zuihou to indulge, so I, the best man who is hard-working, has to accompany and toss, what can I do? ”
It is really a painful thing to rehearse in advance to get married.
Since coming to Haiwozi Village, Zhang Jin, who has become more and more lazy, even regrets that he promised Luo Bei that guy too little consideration, if it weren't for the fact that he regrets it too much, too unjust, and too hurtful to his character, Zhang Jin would simply have a temporary evaporation in the world and put that guy's pigeon on his back!
At six or seven o'clock in the afternoon, in the living room of Luo Bei's house, more than a dozen people were standing or sitting together, smoking cigarettes and drinking tea, while joking about tomorrow's groom official Luo Bei. These guys are all members of the gathering of the five men who attended tonight's Luo Bei. So naturally it's a group of men.
Just when Luo Bei was smiling aggrieved, bearing everyone's attacks on his person, character and body, and still waiting for this group of uncles, the doorbell rang, but Zhang Jin arrived......
Luo Bei hurriedly went to open the door. Seeing Zhang Jin empty-handed, dressed in jeans and floral shirts, Luo Bei suddenly became calm: "I said Lao Jin, don't tell me that you plan to do this the day after tomorrow!" You're my best man, and every guest has to take a picture with us! Isn't it possible that I wear a groom's dress, my wife wears a wedding dress, and the bridesmaids wear an evening dress, and you end up wearing that, right? ”
Seeing Luo Bei blocking the door chalk like a doorman, Zhang Jin unceremoniously pushed this guy away, squeezed in through the door chalm, and said: "You're in a hurry, I can't put on the dress now, right?" I have my clothes at home, so why don't I put them on tomorrow? ”
Luo Bei suddenly remembered that although Zhang Jin now lives in the countryside where he has not been to, the house in the city has not been sold. Hurriedly said with a smile: "I was tossed miserably by these guys before, my head was knotted, I didn't think it through, I didn't think it through!" ”
Luo Bei knew that he must take Zhang Jin, the best man, well, and on his big day, whether he is dead or alive depends on whether Zhang Jin sells hard or not! ,
It's a pity that Luo Bei's flattering eyes were thrown to the blind man. Zhang Jin was not in the mood to look at his fat face at all, and after shaking off the shoes on his feet, he stepped on the floor and ran into the house.
"Yo, my brother has been tossed by this guy on his back, seeing that you are all here, it's not just tossing my own brother and I'm more balanced in my heart!" After walking into the living room, Zhang Jin found that Shi Wen, Xiao Fei, Wei Feng, and Hu Dongyue were all around and chatting one by one, and his heart suddenly felt much more comfortable.
Seeing Zhang Jin coming in, this group of guys suddenly became lively.
"Lao Jin, your task the day after tomorrow is not light! Best man~, tsk, this is a position that requires courage to dare to undertake! A guy in the men's group, nicknamed Fathead Fish, said with a threatening element in his tone.
"Yes, yes, you have to be careful...... "As soon as the fathead fish's words fell, a group of guys immediately started to coax him. Ill-intentioned want to put heavy pressure on Zhang Jin.
Usually at the wedding banquet, even if the groom does not die heroically in the end because of the cover of many parties, it is generally difficult for the best man to run away. Who made the best man's main task to keep the wine out?
Originally, Zhang Jin's alcohol consumption was the best among a group of friends, but now with the "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" system, he has ten times the physique of ordinary people at more than 30 levels, and he is now backed by nearly 1,000 points of internal strength, and he is really not afraid of drinking. To be honest, with Zhang Jin's current perverted body. If you drink wine, even if the people here pinch together, it will be given for nothing. It's really not a heavyweight contest.
And even if there is any accident, if even Zhang Jin's physique and internal strength can't withstand it, the hangover pill refined by Zhang Jin is enough to relieve all worries.
Drunkenness is actually nothing more than being poisoned by alcohol, grandmaster-level physicians and grandmaster-level poisoners, any profession wants to get rid of alcohol poison, which is a slightly toxic level, isn't it all a thousand means, and it is very easy?
Therefore, Zhang Jin, who has a bottom in his heart, is also fearless in the face of the huge threat of a group of bad friends, and even dares to pat his chest and shout: "Cut, if you are not convinced, you can let the horse come!" You stinky salted fish and rotten bird eggs all add up to try, whoever falls first, who is not the man with the handle! ”
Zhang Jin, who was extremely self-confident, couldn't help but hang up the title of Lord Wei of Luding. Head. Naturally, it led to the clamor of a bunch of guys.
"Since Lao Jin said so, then tonight, the brothers will test your quality first!"
"That's it, just ......."
As soon as Zhang Jin's words came out, a few people immediately jumped out.
Of course, several people who had the most relationship with Zhang Jin, including Shi Wen and Wei Feng, did not squeak, but just looked at the few guys who jumped out with the expression of watching the play, with bad expectations on their faces.
"Should this be considered ignorant of life and death, or is it fearless for the ignorant?" Several people muttered in their hearts.
Although these guys who jumped out have a very strong relationship with Luo Bei, they are just general friends with Zhang Jin, and they can only be regarded as ordinary friends.
Because these people have not even sat at a wine table since Zhang Jin's resignation, it is not clear how terrible Zhang Jin's current alcohol consumption is. I am still looking at the rapid development with the eyes of the past.
But Stone Grain and Weifeng are different.
Needless to say, Wei Feng and Xiao Fei at least get together with Zhang Jin to drink something almost every two weeks, and they have the most say in Zhang Jin's amount of alcohol, knowing that when they drink alcohol, Zhang Jin's stomach is now unfathomable.
Shiwen, Hu Dongyue and the landlord Luo Bei are not as conceptual as Wei Feng and Xiao Fei about Zhang Jin's amount of alcohol, but they have also drunk together a few times since Zhang Jin's resignation.
Especially the night when Zhang Jin first met He Qingqian, they were shocked a lot. One night stalls, bar, light V, barbecue...... Five or six meals of wine, beer, white wine, red wine, and foreign wine, poured bottle by bottle, are simply smoother than the sewers of the municipal pipe network. The Zuihou brothers all died heroically, but he was still able to soberly send these guys back one by one.
In the cognition of the three of them, if they can enter the Olympics by drinking, Zhang Jin is definitely an Olympic-level master. ,
The result of the competition was that at the dinner table later, Zhang Jin had a fearless spirit, and those who came did not refuse to be more than one enemy. After killing two cases of liquor, he finally got all the guys who dared to call out to him, the god of wine, under the table.
Looking at the pile of drunken people, Luo Bei, who was cheering for the two sides of the frequent clinking glasses with oil and vinegar just now, asked a little worriedly: "They drink like this, are they okay?" Don't get an alcohol poison or something before I get married, that's too bad! ”
Zhang Jin, who was still clear-headed, shook his head after scanning around with the Grandmaster-level doctor's method of looking around, "It's okay, at most I will sleep late tomorrow, and I will have a headache and dry mouth." Anyway, tomorrow's rehearsal has nothing to do with them, it's just a skipping class to deduct bonuses, and it doesn't matter to you! ”
At this time, Xiao Fei, who had been watching the battle from the side, also came over, and put his arm on the shoulders of Zhang Jin and Luo Bei one by one and said, "That's it, it's okay." These guys are also alcohol tests, and even if they are drunk, nothing will happen. Hurry up and find a few cars to get them back, play with us, and then go out to play. Don't forget, today is your night of the king's fifth, don't just end it hastily, that's a pity. Especially for you, tonight is equivalent to a cigarette before your execution, if you can only smoke two puffs, this is a lifelong regret! ”
After a toss and throwing a few drunk and muddy guys to Luo Bei's house and piling them up, the sober ones ran out again and killed Xiangxia's target, Bar Street.
It's just that at this time, the original mighty team of more than a dozen people has only six people who can always get together in the past, Shi Wen, Hu Dongyue, Luo Bei, Xiao Fei, Wei Feng and Zhang Jin......