Although Luo Bei didn't attack the peak of life in the eyes of Zhang Jin, a drunkard, with those people who didn't know the depths the night before, he was still weak after drinking several times overnight, and when he got up the next morning.

Luo Bei's performance is actually normal. After all, I drank non-stop until one or two o'clock in the middle of the night last night, and when I woke up at seven o'clock, I only slept for four or five hours after a hangover. This fat man doesn't have Zhang Jin's "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" system, and it is impossible to be as demonic and energetic as Zhang Jin.

At breakfast, Zhang Jin and Luo Bei sat in the porridge shop, holding a bowl of steaming meat porridge alone, and their heads were sweating when they ate. The difference is that Zhang Jin is still full of red light and has a good appetite to eat, while Luo Bei is pale like a vampire, and obviously has a bad appetite, and even retchs from time to time, spewing out bursts of unpleasant alcohol.

"Lao Jin, do you see if my eyes are like waveplate candy, full of spiral lines like snail shells?" Luo Bei's hoarse voice and weak voice looked like a patient who was terminally ill and blind, and he was hanging on to Zuihou. Dubbing the martyrs in this tone, saying that this is my party fee ......, or something, absolutely great, absolutely crying and hurting when I hear it. S。

"Purr ......" Zhang Jin blew away the hot air on the bowl, took a sip of tender meat porridge comfortably, and said in a very lazy tone: "How can it be so serious?" You just cried so sadly last night, and you howled too loudly. If you want to say that you were really embarrassed yesterday, you are a big man, sitting on the road and howling, and no one can pull it up, and then you have attracted all the **......"

Luo Bei's first night may have been because of premarital phobia, or because he thought of the huge identity change since he became a married middle-aged uncle from a young man Wang Lao Wu after getting married, so he became a modern male version of Meng Jiangnu with a mixture of tastes and the stimulation of a stomach full of wine.

Hearing Zhang Jin say this, Luo Bei also vaguely remembered his shame yesterday, his face was a little unnatural, and he even temporarily forgot about the performance of pretending to be dead, and hurriedly leaned nervously into Zhang Jin's ear and whispered: "I said Lao Jin, just say it, but don't spread it to my wife's ears." You also know that women have small hearts, especially my family, and this one is one of the best. If she finds out what I was like yesterday, she thinks I don't want to marry her, and I don't know what to do......"

Luo Bei's wife's name is Lu Wan, and she is the cashier of a trading company, and she is Zhang Jin's fellow countryman, and she is also from Hei Province. This woman not only has the tall and slender figure unique to Northeast girls, but also the straightforwardness and pungency of Northeast people.

The character is completely out of line with the euphemism in her name! Speaking of which, it is very similar to Sun Erniang in "Water Swimming".

At the beginning, Luo Bei's logistics company hired hooligans to smash the store because of the reasons of the peers, and Luo Bei reported the case to ***, and the family members of the comrades Chacha Cha simply registered and sank into the sea and never heard back. And the hooligan ruffian who smashed the shop was more dedicated than the brother who subdued him, and he came to visit the door at two ends in three days, splashing some paint today, smashing two pieces of glass tomorrow, and splashing some poop on the chalk of the door the day after tomorrow.

After a few days, Luo Bei was exhausted, and he was almost closed and moved by the opponent.

Later, this matter was known to Lu Wan, and as a result, this fierce sister resolutely temporarily threw her pen from Rong, gathered a group of villagers, and killed her. More than a dozen people squatted with steel pipes and waited for a night, and arrested the few guys who wanted to smash the store in the middle of the night, and sent them all to ***. Zuihou even made Luo Bei's rival company move.

Zuihou, even Luo Bei has to admit that the education of comrades in the police is always so profound, it always says so little, and it does so well, they use their own actions to tell the citizens who are lost, what is called asking for others is better than seeking yourself!

I remember once Luo Bei confessed after drinking, "Our wife is definitely tied with my mother for the first place in the world in terms of love for me!" However, his wife's rule is more ruthless than that of his mother, and he is definitely a cool official of the queen's supremacy and a supporter of the Legalist doctrine.

Even if it's in bed, she has to ride me, and I'm going to ...... on it."

Think about it, Luo Bei, who has a gentle personality, married this fierce sister, so can the family status be high? How can Luo Bei hold the right to speak? It's not like you have to be obedient to be a little suffered. ,

So it's no wonder that Zhang Jin mentioned Luo Bei's embarrassing premarital syndrome last night, and Luo Bei was so honestly afraid to lower his voice. You must know that no matter what era, the ruled do not have the confidence to speak loudly!

After Zhang Jin repeatedly promised that he would not reveal Luo Bei's ugliness yesterday to Lu Wan, Luo Bei returned to a half-dead state, yawning like a drug addict.

When the two of them sat in the car and were about to rush to the wedding scene where they were going to rehearse today, Zhang Jin, who had seen enough of Luo Bei's plague chicken appearance and was not worried about Luo Bei's current driving state, had to throw this guy a peanut-sized emerald green pill.

"Eat this, it's uncomfortable to look at you!" To be honest, if it weren't necessary, Zhang Jin really didn't like to distribute all kinds of drugs that he secretly made or sold systematically, which would be too low-key and not in line with Zhang Jin's style. 1

"What is this?" Looking at the thing pinched between Zhang Jin's thumb and index finger, Luo Bei, who was sitting in the driver's seat, paused the action of starting the car and asked suspiciously.

"Chinese medicine pills, hangover cure!" Zhang Jin's answer was very direct and concise.

Luo Bei took the pill from Zhang Jin's hand, put it in front of him and looked at it, then put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it carefully, and asked, "This thing is green, why do I look panicked?" Are you sure this thing is edible? ”

Luo Beijue felt that the pill in his hand was hard and hard, and he didn't smell anything, coupled with the green color of the pill itself, he felt that this thing didn't look like something in his mouth. Although Luo Bei is not a medical student, he has also seen some Chinese medicine pills, whether it is Liuwei Dihuang Pill or Hawthorn Pill, but there is no such thing.

What's more, Zhang Jin, this guy likes to repay him, and if he offends this villain, if you don't be tricky in the future, you want to die of immortals, then it won't be a stop. Last night, I was drunk and dazed, saying that I knew if I had offended this cautious guy?

Luo Bei felt a little trembling!

Seeing that the Condensing Pill that he had finally made up his mind to contribute made Luo Bei had an umbrella like poison in his hand, Zhang Jin was suddenly unhappy, his face was flat, his mouth was pouted, and he said unhappily: "Ya, if you don't dare to eat it, give it back to me, I originally felt that this good thing was a waste for you, just to avoid me from feeling distressed!" ”

As he spoke, Zhang Jin wanted to snatch back the pill in Luo Bei's hand.

"Don't!" After Luo Bei hurriedly shouted, he quickly threw the pill directly into his mouth.

Luo Bei's thoughts at this moment were simple and intuitive. In this tenth-second of time, he thought about whether to eat or not, whether this pill was really a hangover pill or a tricky pill, and several possible consequences.

How can this pill be true?

Then I will definitely make myself more comfortable, and let my rabbit be happy except for the discomfort of cramps and bones.

The second case: the pill is fake. I may have offended this careful-eyed brother after drinking yesterday, so taking this pill will either make me vomit and diarrhea, or make myself more drunk, or make myself stinky and so on.

Although the consequences are serious, at least Lao Jin will not hurt himself very badly. After all, although Zhang Jin is a little small-minded, he is not the kind of person who is not light or heavy, and it is impossible to harm himself to lose his wedding tomorrow.

What's more, if this pill is Zhang Jin's means of revenge, even if he escapes the first day of junior high school, he can't escape the fifteenth, rather than being on guard from time to time, it is better to die early and live early. There is a way that if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves, and this is the truth.

And if he didn't offend Zhang Jin the first day, but today's refusal to take medicine offended this little eye, it would be even more than worth the loss.

If this guy doesn't work at the wedding banquet tomorrow, he will die a miserable death!

That's why Luo Bei was so angry, so resolute, so righteous and awe-inspiring in a short period of time, he made up his mind, with the pride of being sluggish and easy to be cold, and threw the green pill that was more like poison than good medicine into his mouth with his eyes closed.

The moment the pill entered his mouth, Luo Bei felt a sense of sadness in his heart, and it was indeed a tricky pill. ,

When the green pill enters the mouth, it is like a bomb mixed with mustard, pepper, chili, wind oil, mint, and other flavors suddenly explodes, and the cool, spicy, and exciting torrent rushes around the mouth.

This indescribable torrent of taste rushed to the head, and the head was sullen and painful: it reached the eyes, and the tears were like beads with broken threads, crying worse and more embarrassed than last night: when it reached the nose, the nose immediately evolved in the direction of a waterfall, and it flowed more clearly and more than when it was cold: when it reached the stomach, it felt like liquid nitrogen was sprayed there, which made Luo Bei shiver a few times, and the cool air went straight out, as if an earth-shattering hiccup or fart was brewing!

At this moment, Luo Bei burst into tears.

It's a long story, but in reality, only five seconds passed, and after a long hiccup, the strange torrent of smells that erupted from the small pills disappeared in an instant.

After that, Luo Bei felt that his brain had become clearer than ever, and the pores around his body also bloomed like flower buds blooming in an instant, as if a cool breeze was blowing into his lungs from the pores and passing through his body. The original numb and heavy body also fluttered as if it wanted to float. The musculoskeletal muscles of the body also stretch gently as if they can breathe, and the whole body is full of energy! ……

At this moment, all the symptoms of Luo Bei's hangover were swept away, and his whole body was like a machine that had just been maintained, which was so refreshing that people couldn't wait to moan.

Reaching out to take the paper handed over by Zhang Jin and wiping a few handfuls on his face, Luo Bei couldn't help but roar energetically, "This pill is spicy and refreshing enough, it's strong!" ”。 ）