Lu Hengchuan was also interested, and stretched his neck to see how I was going to complete such a challenge.

In fact, it is easy to say that it is simple, and it is difficult to say that it is difficult to say, that is, I volleyed up with two feet and stepped on the wooden beam through the sedan chair, if I arrived at Jiulipo, the beam was not broken, I could get off the sedan chair smoothly in the Jiulipo City God Temple - anyway, from the outside, I can't see how the people inside came to sit in a sedan chair.

Rubbed his buttocks and stood up, tried again, fortunately, the pain on his body is much better because of the incense, and he relied on the qi veins that were opened when there were three-legged birds on his body before, as if he was performing acrobatics, and he really barely put his feet on the beam, but the posture is a little unsightly, very much like a capital "".

I couldn't help it, I took a breath, and hung myself in the sedan chair with my stomach: "Let's go!" ”

The black mole soap Li stretched out his head to look at my bat-like posture, and couldn't help but admire it greatly, and even raised his thumb: "It's still the city god who has a way!" ”

I also feel that my bones are strange, and this is not a problem in the old society, I play juggling or something.

Lu Hengchuan's laughing appendix is about to fall off, I pretended not to see it - I can't be excited now, if I get a little excited, this sedan chair will be broken again, and Lao Tzu will really not be able to go to Jiulipo.

The black mole soap Li quickly called the burner, and the two of them carried me one after the other, shouting "hey, hey, hey" in their mouths.

It's really embarrassing for them, if the other city gods, because they don't eat the fireworks of the world, they should have no weight, I'm still alive, and there is the turbidity of mortal dust on my body, it must be very heavy for them.

I didn't dare to move, for fear of adding to their burden, and naturally I couldn't see the scenery outside the sedan chair, I don't know which way they went, and how they went, in short, after a long time, the black mole soap in front of the façade suddenly shouted: "Quiet, avoid!" ”

Then there was the sound of someone talking outside, but it was too far away, and the voice was too small for me to hear clearly, and then I heard the black mole soap whisper: "Lord Chenghuang, we have arrived." ”

I said "um", I wanted to tidy up my clothes, but at a glance, they were wrinkled and unpresentable, and the tidying was useless, so I still forgot it.

At this time, the sedan chair fell to the ground, and I seized the opportunity to fall into the sedan chair, pretending to sit all the way, and then, the curtain of the sedan chair was rolled, and I leaned forward, and I got off the sedan chair.

"This is the Jiulipo City God Temple."

I listened to the words of the black mole soap, and I looked up and took a look, but it didn't matter at this glance, but the damn almost lit up the eyes of the blind Lao Tzu, is this too luxurious?

The glazed roof, the eaves are lapis lazuli, the four corners are hung with the bronze bells of the grimace dragon, the wide green bricks that are particularly porcelain at a glance, the windows and doors are all small curved leaf willow and red sandalwood, shiny and bright, spotless.

The yard is very large, it is full of evergreen pines and cypresses, the air has a little pine and cypress unique solemn fragrance, a yard is a square brick at the bottom of the basket, the wing room is equipped with the ear room are neat and tidy, the flower furrow is four, and there is a lush peony planted in it.

The threshold is as high as my knees, and the bottom is still new, but looking at the degree of wear and tear above, there must be a lot of pilgrims, well, looking at the red ribbon peace charm concentric locks hanging on the tree, I also know that there are many laymen in green clothes who come and go.

These laymen believe in the city god, so they are willing to volunteer to help, and there are laymen, which is also the standard for verifying whether the incense is prosperous - too poor temples, even the laymen can't tolerate them.

All in all, the scale of this Jiulipo City God Temple refers to the big City God Temple in the county, and the overall atmosphere is filled with two words: "rich".

Your mother, he is at the same level as me, and the place is not big, how can he become bigger and stronger?

At this time, the black mole soap Li whispered: "A little inquiry, this Jiulipo City God Temple, in the past, was actually commonplace, but later, there was a businessman who worshipped here, made a fortune, and took millions to repair, and he spent so much money, how many people followed the red, saying that he made a fortune, let's also go to worship, and you can get rich if you don't keep it, so the incense here is given at once, it is said that he is an invisible rich man, and last year's City God was evaluated, it is said that the surplus is not much less than the big temple in the county. ”

You are obviously a city god, it stands to reason that you should be in charge of life and death, and distinguish grievances, what does this mean, you are all here to ask for money, haven't you become the "God of Wealth"? The theme is a bit off.

Tsk, think about it, the competition is so fierce, no one wants to be dismissed, it's really a good word.

Since it is a successful case, I also came to learn from it this time and manage it well.

But I'm here too, why hasn't anyone come out to meet me? I understand if I want to put on the score, but everyone is at the same level, or is it appropriate to leave a line in everything, so that we can meet in the future, right?

Like me, the black mole soap is obviously waiting for someone to pick it up, and he is a little anxious when he stretches his neck: "I've shouted the number, why is no one coming?" ”

The words "silence" and "avoidance" just now are for the master here.

The burnt ghost had never seen this world, and she also stuck her head out behind the sedan chair, and when she saw a lonely ghost passing by, she scratched her head and pretended to show her identity.

At this time, two Tsing Yi soaps came out and bowed to me: "It turned out that the city god of the ten-mile shop came, and there was a loss of welcome and a loss of welcome." ”

I shook the collar of my shirt and said, "Okay, please introduce me." ”

And the black mole soap has already sent the incense we received as a gift.

The two Tsing Yi soap li glanced at the gift we brought, as if they were smiling, and one soap li said: "You are too polite, I heard that there has been no one in your temple, such a heavy gift, how can we be embarrassed to accept it, you still keep it, let the soap Li behind you buy a bath ticket, take a bath." ”

The black mole soap was anxious at once: "Don't look down on people too much......"

I know what they mean, this little gift, that is, their money for a bath ticket, is obviously very disdainful.

The takeaway heard me coming, and it dragged on for so long, oh, this is trying to frustrate my sharpness first.

I grabbed the black mole soap and smiled at the two Tsing Yi soap li: "It turns out that this is the city god of Jiulipo, it is rude and rude, since we have met, then let's get straight to the point, I am here for the life and death documents that you are temporarily in charge of." ”

When the two Tsing Yi soaps heard this, they laughed out loud, looked at me as if they were looking at a neuropath, and said in a low voice: "The broken temple is a poor god, you see that the new city god is really worthy of being a living person......

"That's right, I'm afraid it's stupid, right?"

Then the two Tsing Yi soap subordinates said: "You admit that you are wrong, we are the same as the subordinates you brought, and we are also soap subordinates." ”

"Oh?" My eyes sharpened: "It turns out that you are not the Lord of the City God, so let me ask you, where did you come from to refute the ceremony of this City God?" ”

The faces of the two Tsing Yi soaps changed suddenly, as if they didn't think I could say this: "We, not ......"

I then sneered: "If you commit the following crimes, you will act on behalf of you, and even dare to issue orders from the City God, where did you get the courage?" ”

This is a big disrespectful felony, the camel that is emaciated is bigger than the horse, my identity is here after all, the two Tsing Yi soaps were immediately suppressed by me, and they panicked when they shrunk their necks, and when people panic, they will naturally be prone to mistakes, and a Tsing Yi soap Li immediately said: "We, our city god said, you are also very difficult, don't accept your little ......"

Another Tsing Yi soap immediately stabbed him, and said: "My brother is stupid, Lord Chenghuang, you have a lot, don't worry about him like a bedbug, this, this is not very decent." ”

This means that I came to the door and bullied the small with the big, and it was undignified.

"Decent or not, it is fought for by oneself, not rewarded by others." The corners of my mouth hooked: "I have no intention of teaching you a lesson for your Chenghuang Lord, what is the family style of Jiulipo, I see that you can also see it, okay, lead the way." ”

Only then did these two Tsing Yi soaps realize that I was not so easy to mess with, and their faces were blue and red for a while, so they had to nod and lead the way in front.

If you want to frustrate Lao Tzu's spirit, don't you know how Lao Tzu got mixed up with this?

The black mole soap was quite happy, and said in a low voice: "It's still you tough!" The last city god was used to being bullied by the city god of Jiulipo, and the atmosphere did not come out, he used to follow him, and he was not less cold, he only said that the city god was easy to see, and the little ghost was difficult, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky or something. ”

Take a step back? It's okay to rampage, but Lao Tzu really doesn't have the function of reversing.

At this time, it is already within the scope of the Jiulipo City God Temple, and what I said, the Jiulipo City God must have heard it, and it is estimated that it will not give me a good look.

Anyway, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, not to mention that this is also a serious matter, so let's see who is fierce.

Entering the main hall, the two Tsing Yi soaps knew that I was no longer the same soft persimmon as my predecessor, so they hurriedly put a guest seat on the cloth and served fragrant tea.

I remember that the living can't eat things from the underworld, and now even if I'm a city god, I'd better be careful, so I put the teacup to my mouth and pretended to sip it.

After rubbing it again, there was a middle-aged Xiushi looking person, dressed in a robe, with a crown on his head, I could see that he looked very decent, but he did not wear the official uniform of the city god, and the elephant wat with the city god, it was estimated that he was a civil servant.

Sure enough, this middle-aged showman figured out my expression, didn't figure out anything, and greeted me thoughtfully: "City God Gui'an, our City God Lord is busy with official business, and he is still dealing with it, so he really can't leave, please take a nap and sit down for a while, please bear with me if I am rude." ”

Business? How big can Jiulipo be, how many births, old age, sickness and deaths can there be in a day, why are you so busy? Oh yes, he's taken care of all the things on my territory.

I snorted: "It doesn't matter, I'm here this time, just to share the burden for Guicheng God, in the future, I will take office, do my own things, I don't have to trouble Guicheng God, when I didn't arrive, it was really hard for Guicheng God." ”

When the middle-aged Xiushi saw my attitude, he knew that I was determined to fight for my own life and death documents, and his face was slightly unsightly.

I have a clear mirror in my heart, what, do you still plan for me to continue to cede power? I am at the same level as your Chenghuang Master, not his subordinate brother, so I also smiled at the Mona Lisa.

"Is it easy to walk on the road?" The middle-aged Xiushi figured out the details of me, so he began to look left and right and said to him: "These two people carry the sedan chair, it is inevitably harder!" ”

That's a snarky statement.

"Yes, thank you for your concern," I smiled and said: "In the future, the incense will be burned, of course, they won't have to suffer, since you are so considerate, I won't bother your city god, and there is nothing else, bother you to report to your city god, give me the life and death documents, I'm good to open - insiders don't speak layman's words, let's be city gods, the most important thing, isn't it incense!" Without the documents of life and death, why should I receive incense from others? ”

"This ......" he said politely and refused: "The life and death documents of your temple are indeed here, but Li Chenghuang, you are newly arriving, you may not be able to use it handy, you have something, why don't we check it for you, and it will save you effort, how about it?" ”

Obviously, this city god plans to avoid and not return the life and death documents this time, isn't this a joke, unreasonable.

I knew that I was poor in the first ten mile shop, and because I was a living person, I had only been a day and a half in the shadows, and my business ability was basically 0, they looked down on me and felt that I was taken care of by my godfather, and "went through the back door" to take office.

Summer insects can't be spoken, Lao Tzu suffers the sin, you know there.

"Thank you for worrying about your Chenghuang Ye, but the Chenghuang Temple has already opened," I replied, "It stands to reason that you should send it to me, but I guess I am too busy with official business, and I haven't had time to use it, so I am in a hurry to use it, so I came uninvited, also to save time for your Chenghuang Ye." ”

The middle-aged Xiushi saw my attitude here, and said a few words, and all touched my hardness, and had nothing to say.

The black mole soap is like a long face, and it became proud, and I said in a loud voice that I am powerful, and I said in my heart that you are still Too young, too simple Tucson is broken, and this is where to go, and there are more when you have a long face.

I remain neither humble nor arrogant.

"Okay," Finally, the middle-aged Xiushi was sweating profusely when I said it, wiped his head, and said, "I'll go and see if the City God has finished dealing with it." ”

As he spoke, he staggered out of the field.

But when he went, he didn't come back, and after a while, incense was burning everywhere, and it was time for them to eat and make offerings in the City God's Temple, but no one came to entertain me.

Is this deliberately hanging on me, intending to consume it? Your mother, I can't afford it here.

The black mole soap is obviously not able to eat incense for a long time, and it is not good to be hungry, watching other people's soap li eat and offer, and can't help but swallow saliva.

At this moment, the middle-aged Xiushi came again, and hurriedly said: "Oh, our City God has not finished dealing with it yet, I wanted to invite you to enjoy the incense together, but after all, you have a special identity, we don't want to surprise you!" ”

That's right, the incense here is for the city god of Jiulipo, I can't grab it, and as a living person, the offerings are not delicious.

"You see that our City God will be for a while, and it is true that he will not be able to receive you, otherwise, who is the person you want to check, I will help check it first," the middle-aged Xiushi said: "First solve your urgent need, otherwise you have to wait until when to go, and when our City God Lord has time, we will send you back, what do you think?" ”

, Lao Tzu came to get his own things, and he had to wait for you to have free time, isn't this bullying!

I haven't been so angry yet.

But now I can't make trouble - I'm just a new official, once the trouble starts, this Jiulipo City God has the handle to sue the county City God Temple, eighty percent of him wants to provoke me, I made a mistake, this ten miles shop City God Temple will really close its doors, this large area, but it is all his territory, where the authority is, can be more than half.

I thought about it for a while, okay, then the big husband can bend and stretch, this time he didn't hit his plan, but this tone, Lao Tzu will definitely think out.

So I said, "Yes, you can help me check if there is a person named Poplar Forest who died in the poplar forest of the ten-mile shop?" How did he die? ”

The middle-aged showman was a little disappointed when he saw that I had not made a fuss, but he immediately responded: "Wait a minute, I'll go and check." ”

With that, he turned around and went back.

The black mole soap was obviously a little unwilling, and I comforted him: "It's okay, come out to mix, you always have to pay it back." ”

After a while, the middle-aged Xiushi came and said to me: "I found out, there is indeed a person named Poplar Forest who died in that poplar forest, and his soul has not been returned to this time - it was a coincidence, your predecessor Chenghuang Ye had just been dismissed, and you have not yet come, the life and death documents are being handed over, and no one cares, he should still be in place." ”

That's right.

"The cause of death is that he was chopped up," the middle-aged Xiushi continued, "I was indeed wronged, and my death was miserable. ”

Broken corpses...... No wonder the body has never been found.

Okay, now that I've found out, it's indeed a poplar forest, so I'll start avenging him.

After saying goodbye to the middle-aged showman, I shrunk in the sedan chair again, and the middle-aged showman sent me out, because he still didn't know my depth, so he said respectfully: "The little one will send you for our city god." ”

"Good thing," I replied through the sedan chair, "Since I am not in a hurry today, then I will come to visit next time, and when the time comes, let your city god prepare for it." ”

The middle-aged Xiushi heard that my words were soft and hard, and his eyes rolled, but he didn't dare to say more.

On the way back, the black mole soap was angry: "Lord Chenghuang, we ran for nothing!" The documents of life and death were given to them, and the yellow crane was gone forever, what should he do if he didn't give it to us next time? ”

"Don't worry." I said, "Next time, they will have to pay it back, and they will have to pay it back." ”

"So, you have an idea?" The black mole soap was excited, and the sedan chair was crooked.

I quickly regained my balance and replied, "Sort of." ”