After all, the affairs of the living are managed by the officials of the living, or what the court has to do, it is really a last resort, interfering with reincarnation, and some people come to pray with the City God Temple, verify the situation, and then deal with it, otherwise the living and the dead are in charge, that is, it is considered to interfere with the yang world, I am afraid that the rules are bad, and it is not good.

I listened to them.

Said that the poplar forest is an abandoned baby, the old people in the village picked up the poplar grove outside the village, only to fall into this name, grew up in the village to eat a hundred family meals, and later made a lot of money operating wooden boards, and married a beautiful daughter-in-law, but later, this beautiful daughter-in-law hooked up with others, and the two did not shy away from it, the people in the village couldn't see it, and they wanted to tell the poplar grove about it with righteous indignation, but the poplar grove disappeared, and no one could find him.

Someone inquired about the beautiful daughter-in-law, and the beautiful daughter-in-law said that the poplar forest was going to do business in other places, and she would not come back for the time being.

This is also, if you really go to other places to do business, as for so many years and not come back? And no one responded to the phone calls or anything.

In this year of informatization, there is no major event of life and death, and it is not easy to lose contact.

The people in the village were suspicious, saying that the beautiful daughter-in-law and adulterer, like Pan Jinlian Ximen Qing, had killed her man and was happy?

But this poplar forest has no real relatives, and there is no evidence to take it out, so no one can come out and call the police without evidence.

Later, when he was still young, he used the computer to report the case anonymously, but the investigator did not find out any clues, and returned in vain, and the adulterer and the beautiful daughter-in-law used the money left by the poplar forest, and the life was prosperous, and the people in this village were getting more and more angry, but there was no evidence and nothing to do.

One summer, there was an old lady who went up to the poplar forest to pick up mushrooms, this poplar forest has produced white mushrooms since ancient times, scrambled eggs and scrambled meat are very sweet, sold in the morning market, can be sold for four or five yuan a catty.

Mushrooms come out after the rain, and when the sun comes out, the spores are not delicious, so the mushrooms are picked up when it is not dawn.

It was only three or four o'clock at that time, and the old lady was holding a flashlight and was getting up, when she suddenly heard someone sighing nearby.

When I looked up, there was a person squatting not far away, and there was a flickering fire, as if he was smoking.

The old lady thought that the same village also came to pick up mushrooms, so she greeted and said, "What are you sighing for?" There are a lot of mushrooms here, hurry up and pick them up.

As a result, the man did not move, nor spoke, but smoked silently.

The old lady said in her heart that this person is afraid that there is something wrong with his brain, right? Smoked here in the middle of the night?

So the old lady asked him who he was, she was also a local native and married to a local man, and almost all the people in the entire Shili shop knew him.

The man sighed again and said, "My name is Yang Shulin." ”

The old lady was stunned when she heard this, but she was quite happy, so she said: "Your baby is back, why haven't you heard from you at all these years?" Everybody's worried about you! ”

As he spoke, he went to the place where the man was squatting to find him, but it was strange to say that the shadow was obviously in front of him, but he couldn't walk in front of him, it was like a ghost hitting a wall.

The old lady was even more puzzled in her heart, and said, "Don't mess around, your baby." ”

As a result, the man said, "I want to go, but I can't!" ”

The old lady is getting more and more confused, and her heart says you can't go? Your feet?

So the old lady raised her flashlight and shone it on the man's feet, which didn't matter, but the man had no feet at all, and was floating on the grass like a black mist.

This frightened the old lady, and sat on the ground with her ass, and at this moment the fire on the man's body flashed, and it was like lighting a cigarette and smoking, and the old lady looked at it again, she also reacted, when the living person smoked, how could the fire be blue?

Blue fire, it can only be ghost fire.

The old lady shouted out in a "whoosh" voice, crushed all the mushrooms she picked up, and the person survived.

The old lady was usually the first to sell mushrooms in the morning market, but this day the sky was white, and she didn't come back, and the old lady's family was a little worried, so they naturally went to the poplar forest to look for her.

Carried back to see the doctor, the doctor said that he was afraid that he was frightened, and then when the old lady finally recovered, she remembered that incident, she was frightened and trembled, and hurriedly told her family: "Pity my son Yang Shulin, it was really for that Pan Jinlian Ximenqing to die!" ”

Because the ten-mile shop is almost all related to the family, the elders call the juniors, and it is usually my son and my daughter who call it that.

The whole village knew about it.

There are also strong descendants who look for them in the poplar forest, but they may not be able to find them, but occasionally there will be some old ladies and filial piety to see the figure of "smoking".

Ghosts can't be used as evidence, and you can't report this kind of thing if you know it - after all, Yang Shulin still can't see anyone alive or dead.

But there is a good heart, burn some paper in the poplar forest, but whenever the name of the poplar forest is pronounced, the little whirlwind will rise up and roll up the paper ashes.

Those of us in this business know that when we burn paper money, there is a little whirlwind, which means that the dead have come to withdraw the money.

"Brother Miaozhu, you must think of ideas," several villagers said eagerly: "Let the city god bless, good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded, and those who can't die have no family, so they will succumb!" ”

If that's the case, it's just my "scope of work".

I agreed, saying that I would definitely react with Lord Chenghuang.

Lu Hengchuan was also interested when he heard this, so he asked "Pan Jinlian" and "Ximenqing" Are they still in the village?

"They still have the face to stay here, rent out the house, and move to the county seat," several villagers said indignantly: "It's a big house and a big car, it's okay." ”

Yes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, obviously these two people are a little weak-hearted.

I asked again: "Then that Ximenqing is also a local?" ”

"That's not, we're not so shameless locals!" A few villagers replied, "That man is from Jiulipo, not far away." ”

"Yes, I heard that it is also in the woodboard business."

"That's right, at first, I was trading with Poplar Forest, but later, tsk......t"

Yo, it's still a business partner, this is a second sister-in-law who is full of wine and food.

"So, it's a disaster, a wife who is too beautiful can't be married, that's a disaster!"

", there are beautiful wives waiting for you to marry, but you don't want to marry?"

"What do you say, I'm stupid if I don't marry me? It's also romantic to die under the peony flower. ”

Pretty wife...... For a moment, I was a little dizzy, I don't have a beautiful wife anymore.

Lu Hengchuan poked me: "Don't be too sad, in fact, you also have the opportunity to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, if you want to grab a kiss, I can support you." ”

Rob your mother, work makes me fulfilling, work makes me happy, you fucking know what a shit.

"Anyway, Yang Shulin will entrust it to Brother Miaozhu when he waits for the snow!" The people in the village looked at me eagerly: "The mirror of the city god is hanging high, this is the last hope of the poplar forest." ”

Yes, if this poplar forest is really as dead as Wu Dalang, it is indeed very panicked, and after thinking about it, the life and death files here are the same as the household registration books of mortals, and they are all under my control, so I can just go and take a look.

When human life is at stake, there can be no mistakes at all, and the real hammer must be found.

Thinking so, the banquet was dispersed, so I went back to the City God Temple, and when I found the black mole, I asked him, where is the life and death documents?

When the black mole soap Li heard this, he was a little embarrassed, and said cautiously: "I told you, don't be angry, the life and death documents of our ten-mile shop are in the Jiulipo City God Temple." ”

Jiulipo ...... Isn't it the "Ximenqing" they just talked about?

Jiulipo is very close to Shilipu, and the scale is about the same, I can't imagine that there is also a City God Temple there - and our small temples are all subordinate units of the big City God Temple in the county, and it stands to reason that they are at the same level.

"What?" I couldn't help but wonder, "Why do we have our life and death papers?" ”

"Hey, it's not because of the last city god master, this, it's not good," the black mole soap swallowed his saliva and said: "Our Shili shop doesn't have the right to be in charge of life and death documents at all, so it has been managed by the Jiulipo City God Temple." ”

Your mother, you said that I had done something wrong, to get such an ex, he was also promoted from impermanence, it stands to reason that this business ability must be more skilled than my second knife, why let myself get mixed up with this part.

"Alright," I said, "how do these city gods communicate with each other?" You've figured out the rules for me, and I'll visit you myself. ”

I have to get my things back, I don't have any life and death paperwork at hand, and I'm a fart city god.

When the black mole soap heard this, he was suddenly a little nervous: "Lord Chenghuang, in fact, it stands to reason that they are just escrow, as soon as you take office, they should return it, you come to the door in person, will it be a little ......?"

It's a bit of a loss of face.

But I got the letter of appointment, they can't be unaware, and they haven't given it to me until now, so it's clear that they don't take me seriously, am I still doing it here? Make move? It's not a big goose, if they don't come to the door, I, the city god, won't be able to do it.

The eldest husband can bend and stretch, Han Xin has also been humiliated by his crotch, but they may not really dare to give me any face, my Li Qianshu's face, can he not buy a city god of Jiulipo?

I estimate that he is also running for "Liwei" when he does this, and it is estimated that he is used to bullying his predecessor, and he will take me as a soft persimmon to pinch.

No matter what, if you are tough, others can put you in their eyes, this broken temple, no one must look down on you when you say it, and you have to earn your own face.

"Then according to the rules, you have to bring them a salute." The black mole soap was a little distressed and looked at the newly collected yellow paper ingots: "This is the first pot of gold since you took office!" You haven't done much yet, so you're going to have to give them ......"

This "first pot of gold" was given by the little brother and his family, after burning, the black mole soap was directly accepted, and it was specially circulated in the underworld, and I couldn't spend it as a living person, not to mention that I had my own money, and I didn't have much use of money, so I didn't pay much attention to this: "What's the matter, the first pot of gold opened the door, and I was worried that the second and third buckets couldn't come?" ”

But the black mole soap looked at those ingots, and he was still a little reluctant.

I suddenly understood, by the way, these things are not only for me, the City God, I also have to "pay" these subordinates, and whether they are doing well depends on how I am with the City God.

The incense here is prosperous, and they also share more dividends, and the city god is poor, and they have to starve.

And the ex has made them suffer a lot, and I finally saw something yellow and white, and I was about to give it away again, and it was conceivable that I was unwilling.

I patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "I can't bear the child without a wolf, so you can bear with it first, as long as our Shilipu City God's Temple becomes bigger and stronger, I will keep the scenery of your one by one than Jiulipo." ”

When the black mole soap heard it, there was hope in his eyes again: "That's too, after all, your talent, those of us below can see it, and I also feel that following you, there is a head!" ”

"Well, sensible!" I nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, clean up, where is that place?" Let's go and get back quickly. ”

I have to hurry up to make a name for myself, the better this "deal" is completed now, the more solid the reputation will be, and I have to hurry up a few months before the Chinese New Year.

The black mole soap agreed happily and went to prepare.

When Lu Hengchuan heard it, a pair of dead fish eyes narrowed as if he was smiling: "Why, you have to go to the entertainment so soon?" You're fast enough on the orbit of the city god. ”

"Well said," I waved my hand and pretended to be forced: "Do one line of love, choose one thing for the rest of your life." ”

"Well, it's almost the same as repairing cultural relics in the Forbidden City." Lu Hengchuan continued: "Do you want me to escort you?" ”

He can take the initiative to say "escort", and he is really fucking sexual.

"Cheng," I hit the snake with the stick, although I knew in my heart that he went to see the lively component was greater, but in line with the reason that there were many people, he immediately agreed: "You will follow the city god to the fox and the fake tiger, and the scenery will be beautiful." ”

And Ma Sandou had already gone to the county hospital to be on duty, so I asked him to go back to work, and by the way, let him tell Tang Benchu Wang Deguang, take care of Lei Tingting and Ji Ye for me first, and when everyone is all injured, come here to find me together.

Hopefully, by the time they come, it'll be a bit bigger.

After a while, the black mole soap Li rushed over and said, "Lord Chenghuang, our honor guard is ready." ”

it, "honor guard"? It's quite lofty when you hear it.

I immediately remembered that the nobles on the stage were traveling, and the nobles sat in eight sedan chairs, and there were two gongs in front of them, shouting "quiet" and "avoid".

Scenery.

I really didn't expect that Lao Tzu would also get mixed up to this point.

"Okay!" I looked back and looked at the "honor guard", and I was dumbfounded.

, this is a "guard of honor"?

A tattered paper sedan chair, the wooden strips carried by people have made many holes gnawed by mice, and it is all cracked, and it will break as soon as it is lifted, and the original golden lacquer and splendid patterns on it are the same as old newspapers, and they cannot distinguish any color, only yellow.

The crown of gold beads on the top representing the majesty of the city god is also crooked and seems to have hyperthyroidism, the most important thing is that this is a sedan chair, not to mention the gong in front, you can't carry it by eight people, at least four people have to carry it, right?

But seeing that Lao Tzu can use a soap, he is still picking it on his shoulder?

Overall, it's better than the five ghosts shouted out by Lao Tzu!

I swallowed and said, "Why don't you be so troublesome and go by yourself?" ”

"Lord Chenghuang, you can be wronged, visiting colleagues does not sit on the guard of honor, there is no etiquette, then it is not a visit, it is a private visit." The black mole soap was also a little embarrassed: "You also know that our temple is already in a recession, I took a look, this trimming can still be used." ”

"People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles," Lu Hengchuan's dead fish eyes glanced at the "guard of honor", as if he was about to epilepsy with a smile: "You just sit on this thing to visit your colleagues?" I also obey your courage, eighty percent of it was given by Liang Jingru. ”

So what's wrong? Don't bully young people and be poor, don't you understand?

I glared at him, and then looked back at Soap Li: "Then you say, how do you carry this goods?" ”

"Don't worry!" The black mole soap Li hurriedly said: "Although the other errand people can't help you with things, aren't you a new ghost errand?" I called her back! ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the back of the sedan chair, and the black figure of the burner appeared, and said with a little flattery: "Yes, it is me who can carry the sedan chair for the city god, and I am fortunate to have three lives!" ”

Okay...... is so poor that he calls the wild ghost to be a sedan chair man, and it is estimated that it is also a time when there is no one before and after the city god.

Okay, at least you don't have to be light and heavy, at least one front and one behind can be lifted.

I had to get on the paper sedan chair, but just sat down, the sedan chair just lifted, only to hear the sound of "hula", I sat on the sedan chair seat as soon as I sat through, and the person fell directly from the sedan chair like a weighing stone, leaking directly on the ground, and almost didn't drop my belly in half.

"Lord Chenghuang!" The black mole soap quickly put down the sedan chair and came to see me: "Are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay," I had to stand up with my buttocks, "Anyway, my cheeks are supposed to be two halves......"

Lu Hengchuan rarely laughs, and if he wants to laugh, he sneers, except for the last time when the prince of aconitum chased me and on my head, it was the first time he laughed so happily, what kind of male god fan, Gao Leng fan, he couldn't take care of it, it made people's teeth itch.

"This, hey," the black mole soap rubbed his hands anxiously: "There is no living person in this city god, you are the first, you have the fireworks in the world, and you can't sit still, you can remember, this, what can I do......"

When is it, naturally I can't let the good men and women burn the honor guard for me, I gritted my teeth and said, "It's okay, you just carry it, I'll think about it." ”