Blowing the air conditioner of the Internet café, Xu Zifeng squinted his eyes and looked comfortable to visit the post of the LOL goddess concentration camp in the same city, he was looking for a "" who knew the rules.

"The landlord is definitely a real girl, she looks sweet and cute, she has long legs and big breasts, two sections and one shot, the king is counted, and the willing god can leave contact information!"

When he saw this title, Xu Zifeng's eyes lit up instantly, and he couldn't wait to open the post to take a look, but unfortunately, the post did not have a photo of the landlord himself.

Originally, Xu Zifeng wanted to close it directly, but the title of this post made him feel a little lucky, so he immediately logged in to the forum account to leave a message for this post.

"Sister, my brother has skills and spirits, the output does not rely on roaring, and the movement does not rely on shaking, think carefully about whether to follow my brother. Brother's contact information, QQxxxxxxx. ”

This is the LOL goddess concentration camp in the same city, there are hundreds of thousands of visits every day, Xu Zifeng is not stupid, he just left her a small QQ number, even if this thing doesn't work out, it won't cause him any practical trouble afterwards.

Of course, there are many replies to this type of post, such as "Brother is the king of Ionia", "I am the first Yasuo of the national service", "The sister of the landlord, I am a master of the first district, with a cheerful and lively personality, can fight team battles, and can also play hooligans, add me Q." "Wait. There were too many, and he wasn't sure that he would be selected by the landlord, so he found a few posts that he thought had a chance and left messages one by one.

Casting a net universally leads to a higher success rate.

After continuing to tour for a while, he found that there were no new posts today, so he was about to go and have fun.

There was a "cough-cough" sound in the headphones!

Anyone who has played QQ knows that someone has taken the initiative to send a friend request.

Xu Zifeng thought to himself, will there be something to gain today? He hurriedly clicked on it to take a look, and sure enough, a stranger had added his friend, and his online name was "long legs and big breasts".

"Is it really her?"

Xu Zifeng accepted it, and the other party immediately sent a message: "If you really have technology and spirits, I am willing to go with you." ”

Xu Zifeng didn't talk nonsense to her, and went straight to the point: "Take a photo, it's not my dead mother." ”

Legs and long breasts said wait, after seven or eight seconds, she sent a photo, when Xu Zifeng saw this photo, he immediately laughed angrily: "Damn, what are you doing?" This Nima is obviously a photo of Chen Qiaoen, okay? Are you from the countryside? ”

"This is who I am." With long legs and big breasts, Tian said shamelessly.

"Get out." Xu Zifeng sent a 'roll' word, and immediately prepared to blacklist her, because he could basically confirm that this 'long legs and big breasts' was a liar.

I want to score points, but I don't want to pay any price, this kind of person is what Xu Zifeng hates the most, maybe the other party is not a woman at all, but a dead lady!

Thinking that the other party might be a man, or that it was likely to be the kind of dead otaku with a stubble on his face, fat all over his body, and fox smell, Xu Zifeng couldn't help but feel a chill, and goosebumps kept getting all over his body.

"Lie to you to die a household registration book, I am a local in Kunming, if you don't believe it, we can meet now."

Just when Xu Zifeng was about to drag "long legs and big breasts" into the blacklist, she sent a message like this, and Xu Zifeng suddenly stopped what she was doing.

To be able to make such a poisonous oath and say that we can meet now doesn't seem to be fake.

Xu Zifeng began to believe a little, but the photo can only see a face above the neck, and not below.

He immediately typed and asked, "Long?" ”

Long legs and big breasts replied: "Born!" ”

Xu Zifeng saw her reply, nodded secretly, and then asked again: "Big?" ”

Long legs and big breasts replied again: "All natural!" ”

Xu Zifeng replied to her: "Sister, you are a little interesting, I see that you wrote in the post, two paragraphs and one shot, the king is counted separately, is it really true?" ”

Long legs and big breasts replied: "Where are you now?" ”

Xu Zifeng said: "Guandu District, Puxin Road Longteng Internet Cafe. ”

The legs and the big chest replied: "Wait for me, I'll be here in half an hour." ”

When Xu Zifeng just wanted to reply to her, the QQ avatar of 'long legs and big breasts' was already black, Xu Zifeng thought, he won't be deceived, right?

But after thinking about it, he felt that it didn't matter, it was a big deal to cheat, and he didn't have anything to lose anyway.

Half an hour is not long, he was bored and used the trumpet to open the man-machine abuse computer to play, at this time there was a "Didi" sound in the headphones.

QQ News!

Xu Zifeng flashed out and took a look, and saw that the QQ avatar of 'long legs and big breasts' was lit up, and it was really a new message from her.

"I have five minutes to go downstairs at the Longteng Internet Cafe, and I'm wearing a blue and white short-sleeved shirt and a red round-brimmed hat."

Xu Zifeng subconsciously 'leaned', he didn't expect the other party to really come, and immediately said: "Come downstairs Q me, I'm wearing a white shirt, black and white shorts, and flip-flops." ”

“OK。”

At this time, the QQ avatar of 'long legs and big breasts' is black again.

Xu Zifeng couldn't help but think, did she really look so much like Chen Qiaoen?

After three or four minutes, QQ rang again.

Xu Zifeng has not abused the computer for a long time, and has been staring at QQ, and saw a new message from 'long legs and big breasts': "I've arrived." ”

Xu Zifeng replied to her: "I'll come out to pick you up." ”

As soon as the news was sent, Xu Zifeng was ready to get up and go to the window to take a look, if the person who came was really as beautiful as Chen Qiaoen, Xu Zifeng would go down to pick it up, if the person who came was an ugly person, he had already thought about it, go to the toilet to avoid the limelight, and block the other party directly afterwards.

As a result, as soon as he got up, a sweet female voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Excuse me, are you an excavator?" ”

The excavator is Xu Zifeng's small QQ screen name, and his big QQ network name is 'Sautimo who sells baked cakes'. He was startled by a voice behind him, so he hurriedly got up and looked back.

What caught her eye was indeed a girl, and her appearance was really similar to Chen Qiaoen, with a melon seed face, willow eyebrows, big and beautiful eyes, a thin waist and long legs, and a protruding mountain peak as if she was about to open the buttons.

She wore a big red round-brimmed hat, a blue and white short-sleeved shirt on the top, a white skirt underneath, and flesh-colored stockings that wrapped her beautiful legs to make her more slender.

Xu Zifeng swallowed his saliva very unproductively.

"Excuse me, are you an excavator?" The girl asked again.

Xu Zifeng nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I'm an excavator, you have long legs and big breasts?" ”

The girl shrugged her shoulders, took off her hat, and then turned around twice in front of Xu Zifeng on the spot, and smiled: "Isn't it like that?" ”

Everyone is already standing in front of him, of course Xu Zifeng knows that he can't fake it, the other party's appearance is indeed very similar to Chen Qiaoen, and in addition, Zheng'er has long legs and big breasts.

He looked left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention to this side, so he slowly approached her and asked secretly: "Two paragraphs and one shot, the king is counted separately, is it really true?" ”

'Long legs and big breasts' smiled and said, "Unless you rely on roaring to output and shaking to move." ”

Xu Zifeng suddenly showed a satisfied smile on his face, laughed a few times, and then pointed to the computer next to him and said, "Go and swipe the card, I'll help you turn it on." ”

Waiting for the 'long legs and big breasts' to go to the bar and swipe the card and sit down, Xu Zifeng smelled the faint body fragrance wafting in the air, and suddenly asked impatiently: "By the way, sister, how can the king be counted?" ”

"Help you..."

"Help me with what?"

Xu Zifeng hurriedly asked.

"Huh!"

'Long legs and big breasts' laughed twice, sat down, and said, "Don't worry, let's play a game first to see your skills." ”

Hearing this, Xu Zifeng smiled, he knew that it was useless to say what he was talking about now, and he still had to use his strength to prove everything.

So he asked, "Which district, what rank?" ”

"Black rose, golden one."

"OK, let's get it."

Xu Zifeng said, and also withdrew his number, and then re-selected the district, he happened to have the number of black rose, and the rank of gold two.

It didn't take long for 'long legs and big breasts' to also log in to the account. Xu Zifeng tilted her head and saw that her ID was "sexy is not sassy".

Xu Zifeng smiled knowingly, he was basically sure that this woman could be taken properly. He volunteered to send a friend request.

The two added friends, and Xu Zifeng invited the room.

The ranking of the S6 season has been changed, and you can choose the starting position and the second position, Xu Zifeng asked her what she was playing as a starter, and she replied after a few seconds of silence: "ADC." ”

"I'll give you as an assistant, won't you?"

"Auxiliary?"

'Long legs and big breasts' immediately frowned.

"Don't worry, if you don't win, I will cut off my children and grandchildren."