It may be that seeing Xu Zifeng's confident appearance, 'long legs and big breasts' was only a little suspicious for a few seconds, and then nodded and said, "Okay, then let you assist me." ”

"Let's get started."

Xu Zifeng's current mood can be described as extremely beautiful, just started school today, and after the report was divided into dormitories, he didn't even mess with his luggage, so he kept looking for an Internet café.

The purpose of his doing this is understood by anyone who is a 'man'.

Black Rose, there is another name, called 'Paradise for Sassy Men', because there are a lot of girls in this region, those sullen, lonely, and lonely otaku, who always like to come to this region to flirt with their sisters, venting the emptiness in their hearts.

This is also an important reason why many 'masters' capsize in the gutter.

Because the masters of each district are like flies seeing fresh, and they are swarming in droves.

And Xu Zifeng is also one of the 'massive'.

Gold is in the middle stage of the segment, and almost a large number of ordinary players are in this segment, so the two of them lined up quickly, and they lined up to the right team and opponent in twenty seconds.

The third, fourth and fifth floors of the two camps began to ban heroes, but unfortunately, Xu Zifeng and the two were on the first and second floors, and they did not have the right to ban heroes.

'Long legs and big breasts' saw that he was on the second floor, and suddenly frowned.

Xu Zifeng had been quietly looking at her from the corner of his eyes, and when he saw her frowning, he took the initiative to ask, "What, is there any problem?" ”

She didn't reply to Xu Zifeng's words immediately, but crackled and sent a sentence to her teammates with a keyboard.

"Ban the robot, thank you."

Seeing this, Xu Zifeng secretly scolded himself for being really unproductive, and he fainted when he saw a beautiful woman. With his rich experience in bringing sisters, he should have guessed that the abnormality of 'long legs and big breasts' is because she does not have the right to ban heroes.

She was afraid that the other party would assist in the use of robots.

Xu Zifeng knows that this is a common problem for every girl to get off the road, and they seem to hate robots very, very much.

Just like male players hate "raising millions".

There is a saying that is widely circulated in League of Legends.

Teamfights can be lost, and Teemo must die.

Based on this sentence alone, it can be seen how much the male players hate Timo Jr. in their hearts.

However, a minute later, Xu Zifeng found that the mood of 'long legs and big breasts' began to be a little wrong, because his teammates did not ban the robot.

It just so happened that the other party's first floor was the first choice, and when he saw that the other party's first floor chose the robot in seconds without hesitation, Xu Zifeng noticed that the two lumps of meat on the chest of 'long legs and big breasts' were rising and falling violently because of anger.

"Why, why don't you listen to me, why do you want to release the robots, you pig teammates, don't you know that the robots are disgusting on the lower road?"

'Long legs and big breasts' went crazy on the spot.

Especially when she smashed the mouse with a "bang", Xu Zifeng was suddenly frightened by her.

The other party has already chosen the first floor, and now it is his turn to choose.

After stabilizing his mind, he didn't hesitate and chose the piano girl in seconds.

In the current version, the role of the lyre maid assistant is much, much worse than that of Bron, Bullhead, and Hammerstone.

But why did Xu Zifeng choose a piano girl?

As we all know, the piano girl 36E.

If nothing else, let's talk about Xu Zifeng's underwear, which is also the various patterns he found the shopkeeper on Taobao to carefully print the piano girl...

Of course, he's not a psychopath, he's just just liking.

After Xu Zifeng confirmed the piano girl, she was still very angry with her long legs and big breasts, she frowned, and chose it for a long time with her mouth flat, stunned that she was not sure about the hero she wanted to use.

Listen to her muttering quietly.

"Bounty? No, no, no displacement, it's too easy to be Q by the robot. ”

“EZ？ Still no, not grumpy enough. ”

"Cannon? Oh my God, I didn't play with the cannon at all. ”

"Lucian? I can't keep up. ”

She muttered for a long time, seeing that she had entered the countdown to the hero's determination, she was still not sure, so Xu Zifeng waved her hand indifferently and said: "Whatever you choose, you can win whatever you play anyway, it makes no difference." ”

"Hmph, you choose a piano girl to assist me, how can I win? It seems that I can't count on you in this game, forget it, I'll fight by myself, this is my BO5 qualifier. ”

'Long legs and big breasts' obviously didn't believe that Xu Zifeng could use the piano girl to lead her to win, so she decided to rely on herself and finally decided to use heroes.

Holy Lance Ranger - Lucian.

Girls usually prefer to play with female heroes such as ice, policewomen, bounties, etc., and it is rare to see Lucian like her.

Xu Zifeng was a little surprised that she chose Lucian, but she didn't show too much surprise, anyway, for him, it made no difference what she chose.

Soon, the lineups of both sides were confirmed, the countdown was over, and the game came to the reading screen.

Originally, according to Xu Zifeng's character, 'long legs and big breasts' are so beautiful, and the long ones are the type he particularly likes, he will definitely try his best to flirt with all kinds of flirtaties.

Although this is just a transaction, in his opinion, with a little more flirting, he may be able to develop into a long-term friend or girlfriend.

But he didn't.

The reason is that she is too irritable, such a character, in Xu Zifeng's opinion, he can't stand it after completing the transaction, patting his ass and leaving, and being a girlfriend.

His ideal girlfriend should be a beautiful, gentle, bird-like person, not a "bang" at every turn.

The reading screen ends, and both sides descend on the Summoner's Rift at the same time.

They are on the purple side.

After Xu Zifeng opened the store and bought the outfits, he operated the piano girl to walk down the road, and when he saw that he was walking down the road, not the middle road, he immediately frowned and asked, "What are you doing on the lower road?" Come to the middle lane to play a group. ”

"Do you really want to play a group?" Xu Zifeng asked.

"I'm going to fight." 'Long legs and big breasts' While speaking, his hands were not idle, and Lucian, who was operating her, was heading to the middle.

"Okay."

Xu Zifeng responded indifferently, in his opinion, the lineup of the two sides would definitely not be able to play a group, but if she wanted to go, then go.

Anyway, he didn't plan to die, just stand behind him and watch his teammates die.

A minute later.

In the end, as he expected, except for his piano girl, the other four teammates died one after another, and then slowly walked out of the spring.

The most important thing is that it was only two minutes after the start, and the opponent's blind monk actually got a wave of four kills.

Top single crocodile: "GG! ”。

Zhongdan robbery: "The blind monk on the opposite side takes four kills at the first level, how many games are there?" In the qualifiers, you will encounter a herd of pigs. ”

Jungle Mantis: "Pig you, I and Shangdan are gone, ADC was hooked by a robot, if it wasn't for saving him, would you send the blind monk four kills?" ”

Upper single crocodile: "The piano girl is also a pig, Morgana forced out the flash of the ADC, the robot followed behind and was already obviously hooked, the piano girl stood next to her and didn't hand over the flash to help the ADC file hook, the real TM dish picking." ”

The first-level team sent the other party to fight the jungle four kills, such a big disadvantage, teammates have begun to spray each other, which is no wonder for Xu Zifeng, but what makes him a little crying and laughing is that the crocodile actually blamed him for not flashing to help the ADC file hook.

Yes, he did react, and he had no time to flash to help the hook, but his flash was worth a thousand gold, and he would never use it to help the hook of the robot.

Because if you want to win this game, you have to rely on him to save the world.

The teammates sprayed back and forth, but they had finally returned to their respective lines and started to develop, but 'long legs and big breasts' did not.

He saw that Lucian had been standing in the spring since he was resurrected, and he was looking at the 'long-legged and big-breasted' herself, who had taken off her headphones.

Xu Zifeng saw her take off her headphones and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

'Long legs and big breasts' snorted lightly, then glanced at him and said coldly, "Liar." ”

"Liar?"

"What did I lie to you?" Xu Zifeng asked suspiciously.

"You don't have the strength to take me to win at all, but you tricked me into coming here to find you, what is not a liar?" 'Long legs and big breasts' spoke in a very unkind tone.

When Xu Zifeng heard this, he almost didn't laugh at her words, he pointed to the screen and said, "The game just started, how do you know if you won't win?" ”

"The blind monk on the other side has taken four kills, is it necessary to fight?"

"Will the blind monk win if he takes four kills?"

"Or else?"

"Maybe the blind monk will lose his mind and go crazy and come to me with a head?"

"Goodbye."

"Don't go, or... I called the blind monk a dad to try? Maybe he'll really come down the road and send us heads. ”

"Idiot."

"OK, if I really lose this game, I'll eat, fresh."