"Wild boar." Lu Hengchuan looked at me and suddenly said, "What if...... I said what if it was really a turnip? ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "What should I do......"

Where do I know what to do?

The turnip is scattered in front of my eyes, I have seen with my own eyes, people can cheat corpses when they die, and ghosts are gone, and I have never heard of tricking ghosts.

The back sounds are all similar, if it's really her......

If it was really her, how did she come back, and why did she unite with Jiulipo to make trouble with me?

"There's got to be something in here that we don't know." Lu Hengchuan said: "You'd better be mentally prepared. ”

Be your mother, anyway, you don't have a fuel-efficient lamp surnamed Lu, just know how to bully me.

"Also," Lu Hengchuan said again: "What's the matter with your bet with Jiulipo Chenghuang?" ”

I couldn't help it, so I told the matter again: "Originally, Lao Tzu was trying to try his luck......"

"Huh." Dead Fish Eye sneered: "With your luck, what do you want to come up with?" ”

Also, Lao Tzu's luck can drive a bumper car, and whoever he encounters will let his car be destroyed and killed.

"Go back and settle the score." Lu Hengchuan took a long step, and his long figure walked faster than me: "Look at how much you owe the treaty of loss of power and humiliation of the country." ”

I had no choice but to follow.

As soon as I entered the City God's Temple, I was startled, all kinds of dead people stood in a room, some with their tongues stuck out on the wall, some of them were scrawny and trembling, and there were holes in their bodies, as if they had been stabbed to death, and there were a few missing pieces of their heads, and there were all kinds of things, which were simply in contrast to the hell picture behind them.

Assi, these dead people are crowded together, bustling, and they can open a ghost market.

And Tang Benchu didn't open his eyes to the sky, so he couldn't see the scene here, and he comfortably ate baked sweet potatoes under the ghost butt of a particularly fat old lady, blowing hot air while eating, and the big old lady twisted her ass vigorously.

Ah Zor was chattering about something beside him, and his hand unconsciously passed through the stomach of a drunkard dragging rotten intestines, poking Tang Benchu's head.

Only Wang Deguang is an old fritter, he can't see through it, and he carefully shrinks next to my statue, and the sentinels seem to be guarding these dead people.

The dead people were originally chattering vigorously: "What do you want to do when you say that this city god brought us here?" ”

"Then who knows, this city god is amazing! I'm afraid the mother has to be afraid of him. ”

"That's right, that city god doesn't know if he has caught up with Niangniang."

"Niangniang's ability is so big, she must not be able to catch up. And this City God is a living person, and a living person is very different from the ordinary City God. ”

"That's just as well."

You talk a lot.

I coughed, and when the dead men saw me, they stopped squeaking and looked very ugly.

At this time, I also noticed that the dead fish were still attentive and pulled them together, and there was a dog's blood thread hanging on them, and they were very firmly tied.

"Oh, Master, are you back?" As soon as Tang Benchu saw me, he hurriedly pointed to the roasted sweet potatoes on the table: "Aunt Sun from the west sent it to you, the firewood in the cauldron is baked, and the thief is fragrant!" ”

As soon as he stood up like this, because the group of ghosts was so bustling that there was nowhere to dodge, his head came out of the big fat girl's ass and was exposed on the big fat girl's chest, looking like he was wearing a big fat girl's headgear.

"Come to Mo Lai Mo Qianshu brother," Ah Zuo was also very happy to see me coming, stretched out his hand and pierced through the Tianling cover of an old man and a dead man, and took a sweet potato: "This is a red heart, sweet!" ”

"Boss!" Wang Deguang saw that I was back, and then said: "You are back, Mr. Lu only said that he would take care of these things, and he didn't say how these things came from. ”

If ordinary people saw this scene, they would have to spit it out on the spot.

I looked at those bloody ropes, Tang Benchu also noticed my sight, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Lu is tied here, I don't know what it is for, we didn't dare to touch it, so we are like the infrared mechanism in "Stealing the Day", hehehe." ”

"Alright, I'm back, and I don't have anything to do with you." I waved my hand: "When you're full, go back to sleep." ”

Ah Zor and Tang Benchu looked sleepy, so they walked through the dead people to the bedroom in the back.

When those dead people saw that I was going to clear the scene, and they made it clear that they had to settle accounts after the autumn, they remembered that they had crawled in the grass in the territory of Jiulipo and sneered at me, and they all bowed their heads timidly, and did not dare to be the first bird.

I pulled a plastic bench and sat down, looking at the dead people with a smile: "Oh, wasn't your previous arrogance very arrogant?" What does that mean now? Eggy? ”

Their faces were even more ugly: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"Hmph," I snorted coldly, "What is your situation now, I think it must be very clear?" ”

They nodded, "Clearly." ”

"That's great, with smart people...... No, it doesn't take much time for a smart ghost to speak. I continued: "When you enter my temple of the City God, I will take you as my own, and if you have some words, I ask, you will give me a good answer, if you don't report it, or deliberately deceive, I don't mind, kill a chicken, show it to the monkey." ”

The dead people looked at my momentum, and knew that I was not a good stubble, and none of them dared to make a sound, and their heads were buried like ostriches, for fear of meeting my eyes.

I picked up a sweet potato and peeled it as I asked, "The first question, what is the origin of your mother?" When did she come to Ten Mile Shop? ”

No one dared to say anything.

Then I had to name her, I saw that the big-ass woman next to Tang Benchu just now covered the widest area, and pointed at her: "You say." ”

"Eh," the big-ass woman trembled with fright, and squeezed away a few skinny dead people around her: "I said, I said, my name is Zhang Cuihua, I was originally from Xichuan, married to a local from Shilipuzi, died of dystocia, and there was no coffin......"

"I'm not asking how you died!" Wang Deguang was impatient: "It's asking you what kind of lady you are!" ”

"Oh oh, yes, I've been pregnant for three years, look at my brain." The big-ass woman hurriedly said: "Niangniang came half a year ago, at that time, we had no leader in the ten-mile shop, and the dead were walking around, and we didn't have any ghosts to lead, and it was very happy, at this time, Niangniang came, I remember, I came to the west of the village, alas, Mom, beautiful hey, I have never seen such a good-looking woman!" ”

"Go on." I said, "What did she do to you, and why did you follow her willingly?" Why is she called a mother by you? ”

"It's because it's so good-looking!" The big-ass woman hurriedly said: "Niangniang's ability is also very big!" We're all in for her! With her here, we will have someone to take care of, and it is very convenient to rub some wild incense or something......"

"Yes, yes, yes," and the other lonely ghosts seemed to be unable to help it, and then said: "If there is anything to govern our Taoist priest, the mother can deal with it, this ten-mile shop, don't mention the health of the family at that time!" Hey......"

"What do you mean?" Wang Deguang quit: "The co-author of the city god is here, but he is not healthy?" ”

"No, no," those lonely souls and wild ghosts instantly didn't dare to say anything again: "It's also healthy, it's healthy." ”

"And," I continued, "where do you usually hide?" ”

"We're all hiding in places where no one can find us," said a very thin dead man, "no matter what!" ”

"It's like the junction of my ten-mile shop and Jiulipo?" Of course I remember that place, but she definitely won't go back: "Where else can I find my mother?" ”

"Yes, there is another one!" A dead man who looked very honest saw that everyone else was talking along, and he couldn't help but interject: "That's ......"

Before it could finish saying this, several other dead men kicked it twice, apparently not letting him speak.

I came interested: "Say." ”