The honest dead man was still a little cowardly, and when my temper came up, I slipped over the two dead people who kicked it just now, slammed it on the ground, and raised the "seal" with one hand: "Troublemaking trouble on the boundary of this city god, and making insulting remarks to this city god, how to punish it?" ”

Wang Deguang thought for a long time before remembering that the document was himself, and hurriedly said: "According to the rules of our ten-mile shop, the soul is scattered!" ”

When the two dead men heard this, they were so frightened that they were covered in chaff: "Don't don't, don't be, the city god will spare us, we, we are loyal to the Lord......"

"Fart," I scolded, "who is the City God now?" Who is your Lord? ”

"You, you, you......"

However, to let a dead person give her life like this, her popularity is really good.

I don't know why, but this thought puts me in a particularly good mood.

"Monkeys, do you want to watch the chickens killed?" I raised my voice.

"Don't, don't!" The honest dead man is still timid: "I said, I said, from time to time, Niangniang will go to the big white stone lion!" When the moon is full, go ahead! ”

The big white stone lion, isn't it Wang Fengchun's family?

"If you dare to deceive this city god......"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" They said in a loud voice: "Lend us a few dares, and we won't dare!" ”

I looked at Lu Hengchuan, and Lu Hengchuan also saw that they didn't look like liars, so he asked: "Lord Chenghuang, what about these wild ghosts?" ”

As soon as I thought about it, I caught it and caught it, forcing them to reincarnate? Some of them just don't want to be reincarnated so they hide, if they don't reincarnate, I can't take care of so many dead people alone, and it's always troublesome to make a fuss.

So I asked them, "Some of you who are willing to be reincarnated will stand in one column, and those who are not willing to be reincarnated will stand in another column." ”

They didn't know what it meant, they looked at each other, and they really split into two columns.

I turned my head to look for the black mole soap li, and led these people who wanted to be reincarnated to the ground, but when I turned my head, the black mole soap li was gone.

It's strange, where did the death go?

Wang Deguang is worthy of being with me for so long, it is simply a roundworm in my stomach: "Lord Chenghuang, you are looking for that black mole soap, right?" He said he was out on patrol and never saw it. ”

Patrol? Your mother, shouldn't you be with that Huang Cuifen again?

Coincidentally, at this time, the black mole soap was running in from outside, and when he saw me and the dead people in the room, he was also stunned: "Lord Chenghuang, this is ......"

"Where are you?"

The black mole soap was embarrassed and said: "The small one, the small one is to walk around and take a look......"

Lao Tzu also knew that you couldn't tell the truth, so he made a look at him: "Take a trip, bring these dead people to the bottom, and see how the people below arrange." ”

The black mole soap hurriedly agreed, and like a string of grasshoppers, he took those who wanted to be reincarnated away.

And the rest of the column, all of them were quite nervous, as if they couldn't guess what I was going to do with them, and they were all prepared for the worst, and a few of them opened their mouths and cried dryly—dead people have no tears.

I sat down on the plastic bench again and said: "You are lucky, the temple of this city god is in need of manpower, if you are diligent and down-to-earth, you can be an errand for this city god, that is, another to the master, then you have also seen, I have no shortage of incense in the ten miles of shop, you work, you will not be hungry." ”

When those few who didn't want to reincarnate heard this, they were immediately stunned: "What? Lord Chenghuang, are you serious? ”

"You can trust us like that? We're ...... after all."

"Don't use suspicious people, don't suspect people, if you dare to defect, I will dare to accept it." I ate the sweet potato: "How's that?" Do you want to think about it? ”

"Don't think about it, don't think about it!" The dead shook their heads together, like dragon and lion dances.

"You're just toads on the sedan chair - you don't know how to lift!" Wang Deguang was unhappy: "Besides here, where else do you go to find a place to stay?" I can't find it, you deserve to starve to death! ”

"No, no, no!" The dead people shook their heads again and again: "We don't have to think about it, we will agree now!" ”

This is from falling grass to coward, turning into eating imperial grain, where is the reason not to agree? I have a name here, not to mention that I am well fed, and when I meet other dead people, they are all screaming and majestic, just like the first burner I recruited in the first place.

"I'll tell you." Wang Deguang sat down again: "I don't think you are stupid to this point. ”

When I thought of the burner, I looked at her and saw her, so I asked, "Do you know a ghost who is so mushy that he burns to death?" When he was alive, he was a thief. ”

"Thief?" The dead people looked at each other and shook their heads: "I haven't seen it!" ”

"Haven't seen it once?" It stands to reason that the shape of the burner is cooler, and most people should be unforgettable, so why haven't you seen it?

"I really haven't seen it, we're on an errand for you now, then I'll definitely listen to you!" The dead men said.

Even if you know each other, it's quite quick to turn around.

But the Burner was obviously taken away by her, why wasn't she among them, could she still have any special tasks assigned to the Burner?

But that burner is greedy and cowardly, what special can he do?

"Boss, then look at these ......" Wang Deguang had already seen that the blood lines of the dogs that were tied everywhere were not pleasing to the eye, so he pointed to it and asked me.

"Loosen." I waved my hand: "Record the names and origins of these dead people." ”

As soon as those dead people heard that they really wanted to be "naturalized", that is, to give them official service status, they all looked like they had stepped on shit luck, and they were busy kowtowing to me.

The so-called "naturalization" is also the same as the name of the petition, the name is written on the paper, burned in the brazier of my City God Temple, even if they succeed in job hunting, next, their names will appear in the book of my City God Temple, can be dispatched at any time, is the public version of the "Five Ghosts Fortune".

Wang Deguang agreed, led the dead people away, like human traffickers in the slave market.

"It's still early before the full moon." Lu Hengchuan's pair of dead fish eyes looked at the thin moon in the night sky, twenty-eight nights.

yes, moonshine...... Why did she moonshine?

The walking corpse needs moonlight, and the spirit cultivator also needs moonlight.

If you can't guess it, you can't guess it, so let's wait until the full moon to see it, it's not a few days anyway.

"And the treaty with the city god of Jiulipo." Lu Hengchuan said with a smile: "What are you going to do?" ”

According to Lao Tzu's character, he must be willing to gamble and lose, but Jiulipo Chenghuang is clearly playing tricks on Lao Tzu, if he is cheating, Lao Tzu obediently cuts land to him and pays compensation, then Lao Tzu is really stupid.

"He can play tricks, and so can Lao Tzu." I smiled at Lu Hengchuan: "Moreover, he can't play Lao Tzu." ”

"Oh?" Lu Hengchuan also became interested: "How are you going to play?" ”

"Give him something to eat, and he can't say anything." I simply sold it: "You just wait and see." ”

The gambling contract with the city god of Jiulipo is that Lao Tzu wants to apologize to him in front of all the city gods at the God of Race meeting, and hang a letter of apology with Jiulipo in the City God Temple of Shilipu, and he must explain the matter of the plague ghost Fang Zi to the people in this area, and return his innocence.

It's still early for the Saishen Society, so you can leave it alone for now, hang a letter of apology with Jiulipo here, and explain the plague ghost recipe, so let's start from here.

I turned around and found the pen and ink, and I was busy for half the night.

The next morning, before I could wake up, I heard the chatter of pilgrims outside: "What do you say is this?" ”

"I don't know, I don't know, what kind of new spell it is."

"Yes, yes, that's how the plague ghost's recipe came out last time, and this Bao Buqi is also here to bless us."

"Anyway, with the city god here, we are not afraid of anything."

"Master, are you awake?" At this time, Tang Benchu also poked his head into my bedroom, looking confused: "The one hanging at the door of our temple...... What is that thing? ”

"You can't read? That's a letter of apology. I turned over and sat up slowly, looking at Tang Benchu: "Don't you understand? ”

When Tang Benchu heard me say this, he was even more at a loss: "I really haven't seen this kind of apology letter!" ”