Chapter 1: Recognized Hades as his father-in-law
Looking at the sea from afar, it is like a sapphire, boundless. Looking at the sea from a closer distance, the sea is not the dark blue that it was just now, it is a gray-brown with a little white in it, and I really can't tell what color it is.
A gust of wind howled, and the sea rolled up the waves, which were snow-white.
The sea is so unpredictable, one moment blue, the next gray-white, the next it turns white.
Facing the sea breeze, Zhang Sanfeng felt that he was full of happiness, and in order to prepare for this seaside proposal, Zhang Sanfeng almost spent all his savings.
When he was happily trying to tell Li Rou the news, a voice floated out of the house in front of him as soon as he arrived outside the outer room.
"For the first time?"
"Hmm"
"It'll be fine later, split the legs"
"Tap, it hurts ......"
"Shall I tap ...... then?"
"Don't ...... It still hurts."
"I didn't even move......"
From the beginning of the light pant and coquettish moans to the howling of humans and beasts, the sound of ups and downs.
"This girl is amazing!" Zhang Sanfeng listened to the woman's coquettish moan, and muttered with some envy, "But it's definitely not as beautiful as my Li Rou." ”
"Li Rou, do you say that Zhang Sanfeng's kid is stupid, he can't let such a good woman go, do you think he is sexually impotent!" The boy said breathlessly.
"Definitely!"
Li Rou won't, it's definitely just a duplicate name, but Zhang Sanfeng is also a duplicate name.
So Zhang Sanfeng made a decision to find out, although he might be beaten up, he couldn't make himself feel at ease.
Zhang Sanfeng took a deep breath and slammed it hard with his shoulder.
The door opened, but Zhang Sanfeng stood there like a lightning strike.
Li Rou? The girlfriend who once swore an alliance with herself, the gentle and elegant woman, actually split her legs behind her back, how ironic, she has been working hard to make money and prepare to buy "Apple Eight" for each other
Look at the time, it's twelve o'clock in the night. His head was dizzy, and now he walked to the nest he rented on the edge of the city.
Zhang Sanfeng is an orphan, but fortunately, he is not stupid, and with the relief of the Hope Project, he went to university.
The year was the day he had just left school. Farewell to the former teachers and classmates, and stepped out of the school gate. He thought that maybe he wouldn't be back there for a long time.
When you graduate, your study career is over. Gone are the days when I used to study for exams in a step-by-step manner and then go to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university.
Without a step-by-step arrangement, no one can say what life will be like in the future.
However, he fell in love with her Li Rou, who was one level lower than him. And she became his girlfriend.
Zhang Sanfeng ran towards the sea.
"Ah......h As soon as the words fell, a dark shadow in front of him rushed towards him with a roar.
After the black shadow pierced through, the aftermath continued unabated, and it followed into the abandoned Tanah Lot Temple not far away.
"Is this there, am I dead?" Zhang Sanfeng woke up from the boundless darkness. He wanted to open his eyes, but his eyelids felt like they weighed a thousand pounds, and he couldn't open them at all.
I tried to stretch out my hand, but I couldn't move, and I was drowsy for a while, and my mind recalled the last scene I saw. A black shadow whistled, and then he fell unconscious.
Since Liu Bowen slashed the dragon, the Three Realms Passage was sealed by the Dao Ancestor, and since then the Three Realms have become the real Three Realms, and there is no immortal god manifestation, and there is no faith in the world.
And this black shadow is a trace of divine consciousness and his own Hades order that took thousands of years to project from the rift in the Three Realms.
In these years, don't novels all write about crossings, some are struck by lightning, some choke to death, and the most outrageous thing is that the voyeur beauty has a nosebleed to death, and it won't cross by itself! In this way, it is good to leave the world that has brought him endless pain, Zhang Sanfeng imagined in his heart.
"Boy, you've finally woken up, and your soul is really weak."
"Who's talking, ghost!" Zhang Sanfeng looked at a black figure that was not returning and shouted.
"Ghost you are big, Lao Tzu is a god, the master of the fifth hall of the underworld, the king of Yama!" The black shadow seemed to be a little excited because he looked down on him.
King of Yama? Isn't he crossing over, but dying, if it's really fairy tales, they are all lies.
"Lord Hades, you see that I have been kind and charitable since I was a child, and it is common to help the old lady cross the road, or you can send me to be reincarnated as a god." Zhang Sanfeng said flatteringly to the king of Hades.
"Are you embarrassed to say that the old lady didn't want to cross the street was helped by you, are you still reasonable?"
"This ...... That ......" Zhang Sanfeng was immediately speechless when asked.
"Hehe, don't do this, that's not dead yet, you can't be reincarnated." The black shadow smiled.
"Hades, don't scare me."
"Although he didn't die, he was shattered by a meteor, so ......" The black shadow deliberately lengthened his voice.
"So what's ......"
"In modern parlance, you become vegetative. Congratulations on staying in bed for the rest of your life. "The shadow seemed to have found something happy.
"Ah, what should I do, Lord Hades save me."
"Save you, yes, but what can I save you......"
"This ......"
"In this way, if you are my son-in-law, I will save you."
"What!"
"What, don't want to?"
"I do!" It's just that this happiness came too suddenly, and in a blink of an eye, he became the second generation of gods.
"However, my daughter's name is Yan Xiu'er, and she has been asleep since the Great War of Gods and Demons injured her consciousness thousands of years ago, so I want you to help me accumulate merit and wake her up!" The dark shadow's voice became a little muffled.
"What is merit?"
"If a person does good deeds that are beneficial to heaven, he will have merit from heaven."
"It's just a good deed, I think Lord Hades should have a lot of merit, right?"
"You are wrong, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, the earth realm cultivates yin virtue!"
"Okay, I promise you, but how much merit does Lord Hades need!"
"It's not much, it's only 100 million."
"How much is 100 million?"
"Back then, Hua Tuo soared in the daytime, and he wanted 10 million merits."
"What 10 million will soar to become an immortal, it takes 100 million merits to cure the disease, Lord Hades, you let me die!" Zhang Sanfeng said angrily.
"Okay, then I'll let you go!" As he spoke, the shadow stretched out his left hand and waved his hand.
"Alright, Hades, you've won!" Zhang Sanfeng was helpless.
However, Hades did not stop playing a few tricks, and punched an iron token into Zhang Sanfeng's body.
"Boy, this Hades Order was originally the magic weapon of this king, and now I use it to reshape your soul, and at the same time, it will also become your natal magic weapon to help you gather merits! Hey, boy, your luck is really good, the broken soul actually fused with a fragment of the god of the sea godhead, although the sea god is not Zhou Tianzhengshen, but it is not to be underestimated."