Pentathlon

After eating Zhang Jin's 'Concentration Pill', Luo Bei rushed to the hotel where the wedding rehearsal was in good spirits. Holding the steering wheel in his hand, his eyes looked at the road, and he didn't forget to croak with Zhang Jin in his mouth.

"I said Lao Jin, what is the name of your pill? Where did you get it? Obviously, Luo Bei was full of curiosity about this miraculous pill.

Zhang Jin glanced at Luo Bei, who was a little eager in his eyes, and asked suspiciously, "Did you buy it?" Why do you ask this? ”

"Oh?" Luo Bei listened to Zhang Jin's answer, and said a little excitedly: "What are you doing?" Of course, I'm going to buy it! Let me tell you, this medicine is so good! Don't talk about knocking a grain after drinking, the whole body is comfortable, even if you are usually idle and have nothing to do to chew and play, it is refreshing! ”

"Let's click~" Then Luo Bei seemed to be still reminiscing about the exciting taste before, smacked his mouth again, and then continued to ask: "Where did I buy it, I'll buy some after the rehearsal in a while!" How much? Is it expensive? ”

Luo Bei's answer made Zhang Jin almost stare down his eyes, and he couldn't help but say in a weird tone: "It's okay to chew and play?" What do you think this is? Throat lozenges, chewing gum or calcium tablets, Rendan? Haven't you heard of the phrase 'medicine is three parts poison'? ”

There is a saying called 'fat man laughs and he is treacherous', that is, when the fat hand laughs, it is always treacherous and treacherous, so the fat man's laughter has become the signature face of the profiteer in TV movies.

But there is another saying that is diametrically opposite, which is called 'fat people laugh and laugh'. It means that when the fat man laughs, he piles up the meat, squints, and the fat is trembling, and he always looks like he is honest. This is also a very signature face in film and television.

Now Luo Bei laughed a little naïve, "Hehe, chewing gum and human pills, how can you use this ball so well." If you want me to say, this ball is you...... ......".

Luo Bei drove the car frowning and thinking for a while before finding an appropriate adjective, "If you want me to say, this ball you gave me looks like a 'helper'." I yawned before eating, I burst into tears when I ate, and I was full of energy after eating......"

The more Luo Bei said, the more he felt like it, and the more he talked, the more scared he became, and finally the fat man couldn't help but step on the brakes. After waiting for the car to stop, he turned his head, trembling at the flesh of his cheeks, and stared at Zhang Jin's face with round eyes.

After a pair of discerning eyes like a black cat sheriff and Zhang Jin's smiling eyes met for a long time, Luo Bei tightened his throat and asked tremblingly: "I said Lao Jin, should this pill you gave me be too much...... What's that...... Right? ”

Facing Luo Bei's nervous inquiry, Zhang Jin's smile was still the same, and he spit out two words without being salty, "Guess!" ”

"Boss, isn't it? You can't play with me like that? I'm telling you that I'm the least persevering type, and I can't quit if I get it! Luo Bei said with a sad face.

Drugs are terrible, and under the unsparing propaganda of the government and various non-governmental organizations, it can be said that except for those guys who have self-destructive tendencies, as well as those rich second generations and officials who are extremely bored, and those celebrities who live a rotten life, no one wants to take the initiative to touch these terrible things.

Just like Zhang Jin and a few of his friends, they are all small assets, and these things are not untouchable, but they will never touch them.

That's one of their bottom lines.

That's why Luo Bei was nervous like this, with a sad face like the end of the world.

Luo Bei once said, "Many people take drugs in order to be strong, and they think that they are strong enough to resist the temptation of drug addiction." But what Zuihou falls into is often these guys who are full of self-confidence and don't know how many pounds and taels they weigh. I'm different, I've always thought that I'm weak in willpower and can't stand the temptation, so even if I can afford to play with this kind of thing, I will never touch it. Because I know that if I fall in, I'm finished! This is called self-knowledge. ”

Seeing Luo Bei's expression becoming more and more frustrated and collapsed, he had reached the limit of what this guy could express. Zhang Jin's smiling face finally changed, just like the weather in Wixia, one minute the sun was shining, the next minute was cloudy.

"I smacked you with a big mouth, do you believe it or not? After doing it for a long time, in your eyes, I'm a person who cheats on my friends and takes drugs? Zhang Jin did not hesitate to reward Luo Bei's fat face with thunder and rain.

"Rely on ......" Luo Bei hurriedly took out a few pieces of paper from the carton, pulled around his face, and wiped the Ganoderma lucidum dew that Zhang Jin launched on his face. ..., with a speed that is not inferior to Zhang Jin's previous face change, the crying and mourning face that resembles the word 'embarrassment' turned into a radiant sunny face, and said with an expression that explained 'fat people laugh and rape': "Hehe, I don't know who you are?" Of course I knew it couldn't be that kind of thing, but wasn't it going to the hotel, and I felt a little nervous, just kidding. ”

Zhang Jin was angry, and then he suddenly realized that he had been fooled.

From a psychological point of view, if Luo Bei, the dead fat man, really suspected that the pill was that kind of thing, with his disgust for that thing and his character, his first reaction would definitely be to be angry, rather than crying and pretending to be pitiful. Poor Lao Jin has been wise all his life, and he was slapped without checking for a while.

However, judging from Luo Bei's performance last night and before, this fat man is indeed nervous, much more nervous than when he got married.

So seeing that Luo Bei finally showed a smile that was no longer hard, Zhang Jin Zuihou still decided, for the sake of this fat man who was about to become the groom's official, let him go for the time being. There is no fear of calculating accounts, and calculating accounts after the autumn is one of Zhang Jin's best things.

After a lot of talking, although he didn't ask where he bought this pill from, Luo Bei, who got a bottle of thirty 'Condensing Pills' from Zhang Jin, still took Zhang Jin to tomorrow's wedding scene with joy.

Zhang Jin and Luo Bei arrived early, and when they arrived at the scene, the bride and the wedding company had not yet arrived.

After changing into a dress, Zhang Jin and Luo Bei walked outside the locker room, and couldn't help but ask the question again that he had asked a few times yesterday but still had no answer: "I said back, it's all this time, you should always tell me who your wife's bridesmaids are, right?" ”

Luo Bei showed a somewhat flattering and mysterious smile, and said prevaricatingly: "Well, anyway, you can always see it later, and it's not bad for a while!" You say yes, old man? ”

Saying that, Luo Bei seemed to be a little afraid to look at Zhang Jin's eyes, and wanted to squeeze out of the door, Zhang Jin hurriedly caught this guy back, blocked him at the chalk of the door and threatened: "Warning you, back back, if you play mysteriously with me again, don't blame me for quitting the crucian and letting you change the best man......"

"Good dogs don't get in the way, get out of the way!"

Just when Zhang Jin and Luo Bei were entangled in the chalk of the locker room door, a very sour voice came from behind Zhang Jin. When I turned my head, I saw that it was a twenty-one or twelve-year-old girl. Although her height, figure, and appearance are not particularly outstanding, her high-tied ponytail and pink athleisure outfit make this woman look energetic.

'This girl is a little kind-looking' seems to be a bit of an impression. This was Zhang Jin's first reaction.

'This little girl doesn't speak well' should be a holiday, this is Zhang Jin's second reaction.

"Although I haven't recognized who this woman is", but at least I have to put on a-for-tat confrontation with this chick, and I can't be a big man. This is Zhang Jin's third reaction.

So, Zhang Jin did not shy away from scanning this scathing and unkind chick with a keen shili comparable to the eyes of a golden dog.

Scan it from top to bottom, and deliberately stop on the face, chest, waist, abdomen, and thighs;

Scan it again from bottom to top, and deliberately stop on the thighs, waist and abdomen, chest, and face;

If you use the most concise words to describe that look, it is the two words that are used very frequently!

This girl is obviously not thick enough, and when she pretends to be disdainful and has no one in her eyes, and forcibly accepts Zhang Jin's scan from top to bottom, she already has the meaning of annoyance. After receiving a second scan from the bottom to the top of Zhang Jin, the magma had already poured into the crater and was about to burst away.

Just when this chick couldn't bear it and wanted to explode again, Zhang Jin suddenly showed a sudden realization and spoke: "Yo~ It turned out to be you, I haven't seen you for so long, and it's still so cute~"

Zhang Jin's tone of speech learned the tone of a famous white-haired one-eyed man in the three major migrant workers' comics.

Just when this chick was angry and wanted to ridicule each other, Zhang Jin took out the action plan of 'it is advisable to chase the poor man with the remaining bravery', and before the chick's foul mouth broke out, he added two words to the end of the previous words, "Fat woman!" ”

These two words were so powerful that they seemed to have thrown a nuclear bomb into a crater that had erupted, and the chick suddenly became smoky and lava-filled, "What are you talking about, you blind fellow!" ”

If a chick had upside-down feathers around her neck, she would look exactly like a fighting.

No woman can stand to be called a fat woman, even a real oversized woman. What's more, this chick with a slender figure and a rather narcissistic personality?

Zhang Jin naturally knew why this chick said that he was blind, so he continued to say with that angry and hypocritical smile on his face: "Little girl, do you know, before this door, it was more than enough for me and the two backs to go in and out side by side, but when you come here, you need my old man to give way, so it can be seen that you are much fatter than our backs." You said you've reached this tonnage, and you still don't admit that you're fat? Little sister, self-deception is unacceptable! It's also wrong to avoid medical treatment! ”

"You! You...... Shameless ......", the girl was angry, and she had no choice but to step on Zhang Jin heavily, squeezed through the gap around Zhang Jin, and rushed into the locker room.

Rubbing his feet, which were actually not painful, with a sad face, Zhang Jin said to Luo Bei who was smiling bitterly: "I said back, don't you tell me that this madman is your wife's bridesmaid?" ”