The night owl enters the house, and nothing does not come.

I pretended not to take it to heart and didn't mention it.

Seeing that the incense of the temple is not careful, it is also quite fun to watch Lu Hengchuan being chased as a dog by the girls all day long, Tang Benchu settles accounts every day - this is very Wang Deguang's style, Wang Deguang is also very busy, and he is invited by the villagers to see feng shui all day long, and the incense is mine.

The black mole soap is happy every day, and he said that he has been in this temple for so long, and he has never seen this kind of scene, and he really follows me, and there is incense to eat.

And now that the documents of life and death are back in my hands, those things of birth, old age, sickness and death, with the assistance of the black mole soap, are also quickly started.

It has finally become a relatively prosperous small temple.

There are not many things about birth, old age, sickness and death these days, and the lonely ghosts and ghosts are taken by my prestige, and they dare not come to make trouble, I have not lived such an easy life, and I may really be a guilty head, but I feel unaccustomed to the uncertainty - I always feel that maybe this is the calm before the storm.

Phew, Lao Tzu just wants to be quiet, not stormy.

On this day, Tang Benchu calculated for a long time, and came to me again: "Master, if you look at our incense, it is not bad for a while, but after all, we haven't opened for a year, and there is still a gap between us and Jiulipo City God Temple." ”

I looked at him, "What idea did you come up with again?" ”

"Master, if you want the Great Wall to never fall, it's best to dig the foot of the wall." Tang Benchu said such a bullshit sentence: "I look, while we pull our own incense, we can also dig up some believers in Jiulipo next door." ”

"Isn't this unfair competition?" I waved my hand: "No, last time Lu Hengchuan deceived people to sprinkle, I was beaten by others, this time again, Lao Tzu had to be struck by lightning on the spot." ”

"No," Tang Benchu said seriously: "It's not going to dig people, but to hold an event, a temple fair, you know?" ”

Of course I know about the temple fair, when I was a child, Jiye often took me into the city to catch the temple fair of the big temple in the county seat, and gave people a word for 10 yuan.

I immediately understood: "You want to hold a temple fair?" But if it's not a festival, how can you hold a temple fair? ”

"It's your birthday, of course!" Tang Benchu said: "I inquired about it, every year in Jiulipo City God Temple, in addition to the temple fair on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, on the eighth day of the tenth lunar month, they also celebrate their city god birthday and hold a temple fair. Your birthday this year can be celebrated on the sixth day of October! Let's get ahead of the curve and attract people. ”

My birthday is not the sixth day of October, so it's a blind time.

"The temple fair, can it really attract so many people?" In fact, modern people are not as enthusiastic about this traditional thing as I was when I was a child, and what can a temple fair have? Selling sugar gourds, blowing candy people, fishing for goldfish air gun rings, that's all, right? It used to be fresh, but now it's choking.

"Of course, there is nothing more in the general temple fair," Tang Benchu said seriously: "But we have the advantage of connections!" Aren't you familiar with the red handkerchief? ”

By the way, the red handkerchiefs are tricks, and their skills are so exquisite that even I can fool them, let alone eat melons.

"Master, seeing that you have been idle recently, it is better to go to the county seat and invite the red handkerchief to come to our temple fair," Tang Benchu said: "In this way, as soon as the temple fair rises, the locals will take it as a practice, and it will pass every year, and it will stabilize at once, which is a sustainable development." ”

And that makes sense.

"Okay, I'll inquire," Tang Benchu said and pushed me to the entrance of the village: "The little brother who was burned to death last time and blackmailed by the ghost went to the city on a blind date today, you just happened to follow a hitchhike and go, I still have to settle accounts and plan, so I won't accompany you, be careful on your own road, these changes will buy ghee baked cakes for you to eat at noon." ”

As he spoke, he gave me a few tickets for twenty yuan: "It's enough to come back and get this to buy a bus ticket." ”

Asi, are you a Master or am I a Master?

When I got in the car, I saw the "president" who was driving, and he was full of excitement: "Little brother, don't say it, last month, the old temple asked for this, and really asked for a marriage, my second cousin's third nephew and niece in the east have no object, and they know each other, just to tell my son about the object, you follow, sticky and happy!" ”

The old moon is really effective - it's a pity that this blind date can't be done.

The little brother picked up a talent today, and his face was slightly red, and he looked very nervous.

"Speaking of which, don't you have a partner yet?" The "president" was very attentive: "If this thing is done, let my future daughter-in-law introduce her little sister to you!" ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Yes, yes!" Not busy! ”

"Yes?" The "president" looked surprised: "I haven't seen it!" ”

Of course you haven't seen it, it's dead.

I smiled wryly, "There's a chance." ”

After all, this is an urban village, very close to the county seat, it didn't take long to arrive, I looked up, and found that they were on a blind date This place is quite coincidental, I have been here.

It is the temple of the Five Road God, the address chosen by Wang Deguang at the beginning, and there was a stir here, the place where the little brother and they went on a blind date was in a teahouse near the Five Road Temple.

I only remembered her for a while, so it happened to be given, it is a sin not to worship at the temple, it seems that I have to go in to visit her.

Seeing that I didn't have much money with me, and I couldn't use my own incense to enter other people's temples, I had to buy it on the spot to generate income, so I bought the twenty yuan one, the cheapest one.

When I arrived at the temple, I offered incense to the god of the five roads, and as soon as I bowed down, I heard a woman's voice: "There is no shortage of money, why are you so slammed." ”

At first, I thought it was said by the incense seller, but when I turned around, the incense seller fell asleep early - the incense here is ordinary, and there are not too many people worshipping the temple.

Strange, who is talking, is it difficult to ......

When I looked up, I saw a woman sitting at the offering table staring at me!

This woman is also in her twenties, with a white complexion, a pair of slightly hanging Danfeng eyes, she looks very powerful, a bit like Wang Xifeng in the TV series.

I reacted immediately, and immediately saluted and greeted: "How are the five road gods doing for a while?" ”

"It's okay," the woman boredly picked at her nails with impatiens marks, "I'm so idle." ”

"Leisure is a blessing...... "Anyway, Wulu God is a local god, and there is no "evaluation" like ours, so he must have lived a very leisurely life.

"It's not comparable to you as a city god master," Wulu God blew his nails and looked at me with slanted Danfeng eyes: "However, you have obviously become a city god master, why are you still full of filth, haven't you encountered something bad for a while?" ”

Filth? I was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked, "What filth?" ”

"After all, he is a living person, how can a living person be a city god, it is really unheard of. You can't tell the difference between good and bad, and if you can't keep it, you'll suffer," Wulu God held his chin, looked at me lazily, and said: "God should be clean, naturally shouldn't draw a line with unclean things, but around you, there are unclean things now, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and you are polluted, and you will be unlucky, but you don't even notice that it is so serious, are you not using the seal for a while?" ”

It's really useless.

The god of the five paths shook his head pityingly: "Look at your seal." ”

I raised my hand, and when I looked at the palm of my hand, my scalp exploded.

On the square of the palm, there was a little black mark of ink, and when I saw it, it was like a fog, little by little, it was about to spread outward.

"This is a symbol of the erosion of filth," said the god of the five paths, "you are a living person, you have the turbidity of the five grains, unlike us, you can't detect this kind of thing, but once this thing erodes the seal on your hand, you can no longer use your power as a god." ”

"Such a serious ......"

"This is the rule that God can't go with the filth," the Wulu God said: "You can't use the power of God, it's still light, if it's heavy, the erosion is so strong, even God can't do it, so we generally stay away from the filth, but you, you have to follow the filth to make up." ”

I didn't do anything for a while, where can I get any filth?

I immediately remembered the Zigu God, and hurriedly told the Zigu God about it: "Isn't it, this thing?" ”

Wulu God sneered: "That thing is not Zigu God at all. ”