I was stunned: "Isn't it Zigu God?" What's that? ”

Speaking of which...... Why do I think it's Zigu's? At the beginning, it was Wang Deguang who told me, and later, the "president" also told me once, and I knew the legend about Zigu God, and I thought it was Zigu God.

"Just you, are you still the lord of the city god?" The five-way god rolled his eyes, pursed his lips, and said, "That's the mountain lady." ”

My brain melon skin was blown up immediately,, who is not to be provoked, why do you mess with the mountain girl!

As soon as I glanced at my expression, the god of the five roads knew that I knew the origin of "Mountain Niangniang", so he smiled gloatingly: "This kind of thing has appeared in the temple of one of your city gods, and when it spreads, where will you put your face?" ”

This mountain lady is also a goddess - no, in fact, it shouldn't be said to be a goddess, this is the same as the Rakshasa girl I saw in Sister Li's house before, it is an evil god, although she can also eat incense, but it is different from the legitimate "god" like us, the main masturbation!

Legend has it that there was an official in ancient times, who loved face very much, but had a daughter, character, and the thief was creative, built a bathhouse at the foot of the mountain in their courtyard, provided boiling water for free, and said on the surface that he would do good deeds and accumulate virtue, and accumulate good fortune for himself, and the locals went up and down the mountain all day long, and they needed a bathhouse, and they were quite grateful, and they often went to take a bath.

In fact, she herself secretly hid in the bathhouse, observing which man came to take a bath and what was more majestic, and once she had a fancy to it, she would come out to have a private meeting with others.

This is a great thing for men, pie in the sky!

Every man thinks that he is the only one of this Miss Guan, and he is quite complacent, of course, he also tacitly keeps this affair secret - he got involved with Miss Guan and angered the official master, it is not a joke, they are all honest and responsible people, they can take advantage of the cheap, and they don't want to mess with trouble.

One day it may be a festival, and the locals get together to drink, and they are all making fun of a man who sells baked cakes and can't marry a daughter-in-law, and that thing grows so big in vain.

The seller of baked cakes was confused, kicked on the table, and said Don't look at Lao Tzu has no daughter-in-law, chickens never have holidays, so he bragged about it.

As a result, the rest of the people who sold tofu heard the haggis soup, and their faces turned green, and they all became the king for some reason.

In ancient times, machismo was more powerful than it is now, and they all felt that their private property had been touched, and they were jealous of each other, and when they made a lot of trouble, they fought with knives.

When the official heard about it, he came to deal with it, saying that you are full of food and what are you chopping? As a result, as soon as he heard the truth, in his current words, he almost had no brain infarction, and immediately sent a biao, and pulled his daughter to confront him, and when the truth was revealed, the official couldn't stand it and wanted to send his daughter to the nunnery to atone for his sins.

As a result, her daughter was unhappy, saying that if there was no man at night, it would be better to die, and she didn't wait for the official to deal with it, so she simply wiped her neck neatly.

The official was also very helpless, and then there was a ghost in that place for a long time, and someone always heard a noisy sound in the abandoned bathhouse at the foot of the mountain, like a lot of men fighting, fighting for the wind and being jealous, and the ghost crying wolf howl could be spread far and wide.

And if a young man who doesn't know the truth passes by, he will always be tempted by a beautiful woman, wake up again, his clothes are gone, and his body is as if he has been sucked dry.

This matter is too noisy, and the official also feels that he can't hold his face, saying that this daughter will be embarrassed when she is alive, and she will not be able to die endlessly, so she found a master who can ask her daughter how to stop.

Miss Guan came to the master and said that if you want me to stop, you can build a temple for me and offer incense, I have to be upright, and I won't make trouble.

The official had no choice, so he built a temple for her, ashamed to write his family's surname, because the locals called the ghost Shanniangniang, so she simply set up a Shanniangniang temple according to the name of the locals, and she stopped - of course she didn't accept other prayers, if the virgin went in to worship her, it would be like an enlightenment, and it would definitely become, which serious person dared to burn incense, and slowly the incense was gone.

But this matter has been handed down, some women if they think of spring, they will ask a mountain lady statue to be enshrined, pray for the help of the mountain lady, let themselves sleep until the man who wants to sleep, it is said to be very effective - of course, the worship of the mountain lady is not above board, it has to be secret, and no one is willing to let their worship of her see the light.

It's been a long time, and now the synonym of Shan Niangniang is "cheating" and "adultery", which can be called the grandmother of the modern junior.

And she is not a serious "god" in the first place, and she is in charge of this kind of thing, so she will naturally have "filth".

"However, it's no wonder that you can't tell the difference, the mountain lady and the purple girl god do seem to be inseparable." Wulu God raised a small fan in his hand and fanned it leisurely: "There are some people who have never seen the world, even I, I use it to confuse with them, hum, so it is said that living people are mortal with the naked eye, and they deserve to be unlucky." ”

The statues of Zigu God, Mountain Niangniang, and Wulu God are all young women, so they must be stupid and can't tell the difference, and it's not "let's find fault together", you even have similar "personality", they are all beautiful and intelligent young women, and it is estimated that there are professionals like Master Jiang.

"There's nothing else to do today, I can teach you too." Wulu God seems to be really bored today, and he is quite patient, pointing to his skirt and saying: "What the Zigu God wears is generally a purple cloth skirt, and the mountain lady must be a red apron. ”

Saying that, she turned her skirt up triumphantly, probably wanting me to praise her, she looks the best.

Assi, this may be easy to distinguish for female friends, but for those of us who are dead straight men, it is almost inseparable from recognizing a lipstick number, and it is simply difficult to reach the sky.

But I also remembered that the statue was indeed a green shirt and red dress!

"To be a god, of course, is to stay away from greed, hatred, stupidity, and lewdness," Wulu God looked at my expression, and finally felt a little sympathetic: "There is such a thing around me, you don't have filth, who is filthy?" You're lucky to have come to me, or else...... A little later, hmph, you don't even know how you died. ”

That's true!

I hurriedly thanked him, stared at the black dots on my palm, and looked at the five gods: "Hello people do it to the end, now that I have been contaminated with these filthy gases, how can I clean it up?" ”

"It's simple, just pull it out," the god of the five paths squinted his eyes and said: "You are a god, those good men and women who are blessed by you, because they are moved by your help, the tears that come out are the purest things for you, and they can just help you wash them out, but depending on the degree of erosion, it takes a lot of tears, and the sooner the better, the black traces erode through your palms, it will not be easy to do." ”

Your mother, I felt a cold sweat in the back of my heart, and at the speed of this black thing, it quickly eroded into my palm!

Is this also part of the so-called "life and robbery", why can't I be so unlucky? No one is spared if you become a city god!

"For today's plan, you first clear out the bad thing in your temple, don't let this trace come out more," Wulu God said: "Also, you have a while, all other things are put down, you have to put your mind on helping believers, the method is easy to say, but it is a little difficult to do, good luck." ”

I thanked the gods of the five paths, and I was also saddened.

I've helped a lot of people, but after those people were helped, they were all beautiful, where a few cried, and were "moved", this is really not easy! And the time is still so short, where can I find someone to help go to A can't just go all over the streets and ask if there is anything I need to ask for Chenghuang at home, right?

"But, at the end of the day, how did this thing get to you?" Wulu Shen stared and asked very seriously, "Who have you offended?" ”

I've offended a lot of people, but I'm already suspicious of one of them.