55. If you want a good harvest, the goddess must please

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"Anyway, the script for this is not wrong."

"Why does Lady Husband have such an illusion?"

"According to the normal script, it shouldn't be where the protagonist goes, where there are many, many strange things going to happen, even if you walk on the road, you will meet unscrupulous N generations who come over and give the protagonist 13 a slap in the face or something. Instead of closing your eyes and opening your eyes like now, you can get to the place, what about the plot, what about the conflict, what kind of tide is high! ”

"That's why I said that you don't even have the wisdom of mortals, Lord Husband."

"I'm sorry, I sincerely apologize to those mortals who have been held back by me."

"Master Fujun thinks that with a luxury version of the guard like Sister Xuanwu, can something happen along the way?"

"Because of the reasons that cannot be said, the results that cannot be said are obtained."

"I always feel that this statement of my husband sounds more unbearable."

"Aha...... But it's okay to jump here all of a sudden, after all, it feels like you've skipped something very important. ”

"If you think it's too jumpy, there is a battle report here in the concubine's body, do you want to see it?"

"Where did you come from?"

"Koto yo~"

"It won't be Sun Bofu pushing all the way, looking at the wind and shadows everywhere he goes."

"Probably about the same, I also heard that Liu Xuan's subordinates have a young general named Gao Chong, regardless of General Liu Xuan's order, he privately led people to find Sun Ce, in a vain attempt to assassinate Sun Ce by himself...... Or maybe it's just too much to be famous, who knows? ”

"The result?" It sounds a bit like the Battle of Shentingling, the famous work of Taishi Ziyi in the history of another plane, but it seems that there is an unknown young general next to Taishi Ziyi. After the war, he disappeared...... Could it be this high favorite, it seems that those folk research experts seem to admire that unknown young general, and the force value is even considered to exceed Tai Shici.

"It seems that there were more than 30 or 50 rounds of fierce fighting between the two sides, and then they were captured by Sun Cesheng."

"Uh......" feels so inferior, although the battle of Sun Cetong GuΓ² Yanshi of this plane seems to be much stronger than the information he has obtained from the history of another plane. Even if Xiaoqiang is not careful, there is a possibility of defeat, and this result is not an exaggeration.

"Is there anything else you want to know?"

"Then forget it, I want to know what Lord Huanglong and Lord Xuanwu want to do now, bring us to this kind of ghost place, but after they came, they threw us here and disappeared, and I always feel a sense of shame to play."

"Then it's better to take a vacation, anyway, hasn't the concubine's husband always wanted to be a salary thief."

"It's fine if it's summer and autumn, but now it's so cold, even if you come to fish, you have to dig ice holes for half a day. And the ice is more than four feet thick, and it is not a problem to march on horseback, that is, Yuzi-chan, you are the average person, it is estimated that a dozen or so big men are busy for most of the day, and it is a problem whether they can dig an ice cave for fishing, so how can there be any feeling of vacation. Besides, aren't you afraid that someone will disturb our 'holiday'? ”

"Those grassland tribes were strictly ordered by Sister Xuanwu to come near here by some means, anyway, it's winter, and it is estimated that no one will violate it."

"I don't think so. If the grassland is full of human beings now. Lord Xuanwu's words may still have seven or eight points of chance to achieve their goal, but now there are those 'mysterious people'. Naturally, Lord Xuanwu doesn't need to worry, but we don't ......"

"Then there is no need to worry, there is a concubine here, and I will ensure that my husband is safe and chubby before returning to Jinyang~"

"It doesn't matter if I don't have that last word, I want to be a strong and beautiful man."

"Ahhh~ It's commendable that Lord Husband wants to be strong, but a beautiful man or something...... It's better to wait for the next life. Whether it's in this life or the next, there probably won't be any chances. ”

"Yuzi-chan, what you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless."

From a distance, it looks like a tall and mighty brother accompanying a petite and lovely sister, Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi strolled by the lake, listening to the sound of "creaking, creaking" when the snow field was squeezed from the soles of their feet. Looking at the endless snowfields and ice lakes, and feeling the cold wind that constantly poured into his body from the gaps in his clothes from all angles, Li Shushi felt that probably only the Xuanwu Imperial Sister would regard this kind of weather in this kind of place as a supreme enjoyment.

In fact, Li Shushi saw from the last expedition to the Western Regions that this Xuanwu royal sister is worthy of being a holy beast in charge of the north, and it is really not ordinary hardy, and then I think of the testimony of an anonymous person, "Sister Ah Wu lives where even Meow is not willing to approach, and always feels that as long as he stays there for a period of time, even Meow's soul will be completely frozen", which naturally made Li Shushi feel extremely unhappy that he had to fall into such a bad environment now.

The most important thing is that because of the Xuanwu Imperial Sister, there is no human population in this vicinity at all, and there is not even a place to live.

Not to mention boiling water for cooking, it feels like any kind of flame will be extinguished by this cold wind.

Anyway, it shouldn't be because I expected this, so a certain Suzaku girl just hid without a trace.

"Don't worry, Lord Husband, the concubine will definitely not let Lord Husband gnaw on ice cubes."

Well, at this time, I can only rely on the almighty Su Xiaololi, although Li Shushi is really a little lacking in confidence this time.

Now the place where Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi are, as I just said, is a sea of ice and snow, although there is an extremely dense primeval forest a little farther away, if the towering trees can be transported back to Jinyang, each of them can be exchanged for a large sum of money, it is definitely a good material for making all kinds of beams, but unfortunately it can't bring them a house to live in.

Even Li Shushi knew that with Su Xiaololi's ability, a simple house could be built in a few days.

It's just a few hours later, Li Shushi had to swallow all the words he had just said back into his stomach - this is not to say that Su Xiaololi has really built a house in these few hours, but a certain Xuanwu royal sister has used her fierce ability to build a rather gorgeous mansion.

"Uh...... It's not an exaggeration to say that even if it were a Crystal Palace. ”

"Hmph~ It's nothing, though. But it is still possible to open the eyes of those little hairy people who have little knowledge. ”

"Actually, we don't need such luxurious things on weekdays, and seven feet of space is enough. It's just that I don't know what's going on with Xiao Hei today, I have to make such a big move, and there are only two more people than last time. ”

The words of the Yellow Dragon Girl made Xuanwu Imperial Sister's face immediately red and black, but compared to the strong momentum in front of Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi, Xuanwu Imperial Sister was very respectful to the Yellow Dragon Girl. Even if the black history is exposed, it is still lifeless.

It's just that even so, Li Shushi still feels that he is very faceless, after all, he is also from the era of the big bang of knowledge, although he can't say that he knows astronomy and geography, and he knows everything and everything, but he also knows that the ancient Mengmei Jushi Weinan Battle offered Cao Cao Cao the "Ice Fortress", and in modern times, the famous Eskimos used ice as a building material to build a solid and warm igloo, which can be said to be a well-known special building in a special area.

In a certain way. The reputation of the igloo is even higher than that of the stilted buildings in Yunnan and the Hakka tulou in Fujian.

With a sturdy house that can shelter from the wind and snow, then the next thing is much easier, the surrounding pristine environment has endless various animal and plant resources, and Li Shushi's bean bag also contains enough good things, even the sleeping bag or something is prepared - although it seems that the two holy beasts probably won't need these things, but Li Shushi is just an ordinary human after all, and Su Xiaololi is trying to make herself look like an ordinary human (this is actually impossible to drop), Enjoying a meal and getting well rested is clearly the easiest pleasure for humans to find in this harsh environment.

The only thing that surprised Li Shushi a little. It's the Yellow Dragon Maiden who seems to have similar pleasures to him.

I don't know if this is because the holy beasts have lived for too long, so they have become a habit, or if there are some strange attributes or preferences that are their basic attributes. From the very beginning to the present.

"All in all, let's see what's going on for dinner tonight."

"I also agree with this very much, Xiao Hei's craftsmanship has not improved much after so long, and this is the only ......"

"Don't talk about me, who is the person who secretly made lollipops to quench his hunger and made something black."

"That's the White Tiger Meow!"

Where is the witty and calm Yellow Dragon girl who always calls White Tiger Meow "Little White" on weekdays?

"So don't shift your target."

"Husband-sama, it seems that neither of you is too hungry. Let's start with dinner. ”

"Oh oh ~ yes ~ Speaking of jade sauce, what is delicious today."

"Hmm...... Let me see. There are stewed pork, salt-grilled Omul fish, steamed lobster, braised conch meat, boiled conch, salmon tart, and shark soup, and the main dish is freshly baked corn flour and cornmeal pastries. Actually, personally, I didn't want to do so much, after all, I don't know how long I'm going to be here. But Sister Huanglong thinks that the first meal here should be more hearty, so tonight my husband has a good mouth, but don't be so late that I can't move~"

"That...... Tamago-chan, may I ask you a question? ”

"If you have any questions, please ask."

"We ...... We must be in the interior by now. ”

"The concubine can't answer this question, you need to ask the two adults to do it."

"It's in the deep inland of the north, yes, don't look at the one in the south like a vast ocean, in fact, it's still just a big lake, but the area is relatively large, which Xiaohuang and I can guarantee."

"So why is it that this dinner of ours is all seafood?!"

Although Li Shushi already knew the answer to the question he asked by this time, at least in front of the few people in front of him, he still had to put it on somewhat, after all, this was the attitude he should have.

It's just a pity......

"This acting is just like your performance on stage, it's bad."

"Bad review. Xiao Shushi's acting sister can only give you a bad review, it's really ...... It's too fake. ”

Well, I can't hide this group of women who have torch-like eyes and even have foul mind-reading abilities.

"This ...... I had indeed read about it in some ancient books before, and it seemed that Tuoba Liwei had mentioned it, so I still knew a little bit about it, but I had only heard it before. Now I have finally seen it with my own eyes, and I really have to sigh at the size of the world, which is really amazing! ”

The final sigh is indeed Li Shushi's true feelings, after all, how could an otaku in his previous life have the opportunity to travel so far away, let alone eat this magical inland seafood that has been fried to a very high price in the future.

Yes, inland seafood, this is probably the only one in the world without a semicolon.

It's called Hanhai, but it's the largest freshwater lake in the world. It is said to be a mysterious place with infinite secrets, and even if it is given to mankind for another 2,000 years, it will be the most peculiar freshwater lake in the world under the name "Lake Baikal".

Although Li Shushi is still lying, historically speaking, the Tuoba Department did settle here, and it was a long experience from the first deduction to the second deduction, and it was here that the later Xianbei ten surnames were gradually formed. It's just that compared to the warmer climate in the south, the winter here is obviously not something that the average person can bear. Probably only the fighting race can take root here and have fun in this place, and even play a variety of various methods of death.

was interrupted by Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi, and the two holy beast girls no longer revealed to each other, whether it was for Li Shushi or Su Xiaololi, it was definitely a black history of death, and instead looked at the food that seemed very tempting under Su Xiaololi's cooking.

"Boy, let's discuss how about you return this one from your family to me. Anyway, you haven't used it, I'll find you a few more, it will definitely not be worse than your current one, sister, I have absolute confidence at least in this point. ”

Probably asking for help, the attitude of the Xuanwu Imperial Sister seems to be amiable that Li Shushi has never seen. Even with a flattering smile of a young girl, but this smile was a little like the smirk peculiar to those old foxes who calculated others, but it weakened the credibility of her words - of course, even so, as a holy beast on one side, he was capable enough to take responsibility for her words.

Merely......

"I beg your pardon for my strongest refusal." At this time, there must not be the slightest wavering, even if it is tortured!

"Really don't think about it anymore?"

"No, I'm very happy to be able to get Tamago-chan. Maybe someone else might give me more happiness, but I think it's best to grasp the present instead of that ethereal expectation. And take 10,000 steps back, even if the newcomer can give me more happiness, but Yuzi-chan has brought me enough happiness and even far more than I imagined, I am already very satisfied, and even have lost my enterprising spirit in this regard, so it is enough for me to just protect this happiness. ”

"Boy, don't toast and don't eat and drink~~~!! I can give you this happiness, and of course I can take it back. ”

"While God has the majesty of God, mortals also have ways for mortals to resist. Just like the story that Lord Huanglong once told me, when God wantonly trampled on human dignity, maybe the power of one person or two people was small and not to be feared, but when all human beings awakened, I think even God would be moved. ”

"Roar~ Are you kid threatening me?"

"No, the kid is just stating a fact."

"What kind of facts?"

"My subordinates know very well who I'm traveling with, and how would they react if I died? Will they act irrationally in anger? ”

"Roar~ Your kid's wings are stiff, so you dare to resist!!"

"No, I just want to show Lord Xuanwu that I am determined to protect this rare happiness that I have."

"Well said, well said, Xiao Hei, you are now the villain, I have to stand on the side of justice~"

"It's like it used to be......"

"What are you talking about?"

The Yellow Dragon Maiden didn't seem to hear what the Xuanwu Imperial Sister said, but Li Shushi felt very strange, why did he feel that he seemed to hear clearly? Could it be that this is what Sister Xuanwu specially said to herself?

If this is really the case, then what kind of message does Xuanwu Royal Sister plan to convey to herself?

"I said that if it's cold, it's not delicious!"

Although I know that Sister Xuanwu is hiding something. But Li Shushi couldn't figure it out for a while-so he simply didn't think about it, anyway, it wasn't the first time that this group of holy beasts who didn't actually live at the same level as himself chattered about something he didn't understand, and over time, Li Shushi had become accustomed to ignoring the unclear things these guys said.

Even if there is really any black history, just like the things he just heard, for the sake of his life, he doesn't care if he understands it or not. Forgetting everything is the best option.

At least it's much better than actually hearing something you shouldn't have heard and then being taken into "artificial amnesia".

So it's better to eat obediently.

"Well, this seal meat is good, although the meat tastes a little rough, it seems to be somewhat similar to horse meat, but it tastes very chewy, and the right size makes the seal meat and the soup have a magical reaction, and they complement each other well, and the soup with wild mountain mushrooms seduces the fishy smell out of the seal meat, which is really a rare delicacy."

"As long as my husband likes it."

"But after eating really good seal meat, eating this lobster is a little less flavorful. Although I also know that your craftsmanship is very good, but the taste of the dish just now is too heavy, so I feel that I can't eat the deliciousness of lobster. ”

"It's okay, I still have a good fruit wine here, which can help my husband taste any delicacy without the same situation. In addition, there is rice wine and dipping sauce that can be eaten with the fish tray, so you can try it. ”

"You little guy has collected so many good things, mine, it's all mine!"

So Huanglong girl, is it really okay for you to be so cute? And I always feel that the eyes of the Xuanwu Imperial Sister next to you are brighter.

"Oh oh oh ~ this Omur fish is delicious." After tasting a glass of "chilled" fruit wine, it was really like what Su Xiaololi said. The slightly lighter dishes have the flavor of the ingredients themselves.

So Li Shushi couldn't help but praise loudly again.

On the one hand, it is naturally because Su Xiaololi's cooking skills are really top-notch, and on the other hand, it also has an "ulterior" purpose.

"Yes, it is marinated with a little salt, and then grilled directly with pine branches, which not only preserves the original flavor of this fish, but also adds the unique aroma of pine branches. It's the perfect blend, it's great. ”

"It's really amazing."

"It's a pity that a fish that is only so big takes more than ten years to grow."

"But there must be a lot of these fish in this sea-like lake, and even if you let go of your belly and eat hard, you probably won't be able to eat them all in a while. It's like so much water in the lake, I'm afraid it won't dry up for hundreds of years. ”

"It's a good idea, but it's ...... It's too far. ”

"That's not easy, just conquer this place later, and then build a summer palace around here, and come here in the summer. Not only can you eat delicious seafood in the mainland, but it is also not very hot in the summer if it is so cold in winter. ”

"But you should know that where the winter gets colder, the hotter the summer, haven't you felt it after living in the interior for so long?"

"Probably because there is a big Daze around Jinyang, and in the summer, it feels a lot better than other places, and the lake here is bigger and wider, so it should be cooler."

"So, what you just said is a beautiful thing, and human desires never end."

Although I feel that the two do not seem to be confused, there seems to be not much basis for refutation.

After all, Li Shushi is also a radical who once shouted that "desire is the ladder of human progress".

Although that's just the black history of the sophomore year.

"By the way, what are the two adults doing here this time," Li Shushi, who was rarely witty for a while at this time, decisively changed the topic, "and called us over, I don't know how we can help?" ”

It's a pity that the only thing that answered Li Shushi was the Huanglong girl's "food without words" look, and the fact that the delicious food on the plate in front of him was rapidly decreasing.

Well, sure enough, "eating without words" is not only a kind of table etiquette, but also a truth summed up by the experience of blood and tears in the dinner battle of the majority of working people! (The novel "The Legend of Little People" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "ddxiaoshuo" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)