56. Was it an accident, or was it inevitable?
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"Yuzi-chan, why is today's breakfast so rich, why am I just an ordinary ordinary person!!"
"If you can't eat it, just say it, Xiaohuang and I can definitely help you."
ββ¦β¦ Hmmmm...... Hmm...... ......"Well, this one is completely speechless."
"So Miss Huanglong, where is your demeanor, demeanor, demeanor."
Of course, Li Shushi was naturally rewarded with a brutal brain crash by the annoyed and angry Yellow Dragon girl.
What made Li Shushi even more speechless was that the Xuanwu Imperial Sister actually took advantage of her distraction to take away all the "love breakfast" that Su Xiaololi made for herself, and when Li Shushi noticed it, she was already eating her own breakfast with the Huanglong girl there, and she generally commented on the difference of this breakfast.
You two good friends are tacitly compatible!
As for Su Xiaololi, because she was molested by two powerful girls, her face was flushed and she lost her combat effectiveness.
But Su Xiao Lori, it doesn't matter if you lose your combat effectiveness, but who will solve my breakfast, although I ate because I was too excited last night, but for the sake of the morning's mobility, breakfast or something is also quite demanding.
Although he had such thoughts, Li Shushi didn't do anything to Su Xiaololi, even if he knew that if he did it, the other party would definitely be very happy and give it all to him.
You can't be too scumbag!
Therefore, under the huge pressure of survival, Li Shushi suddenly became evil and stretched out his evil hand to ...... The girl in Huanglong on the opposite side has not yet eliminated her own breakfast because of Li Shushi's breakfast.
Although the Yellow Dragon Maiden and the Xuanwu Imperial Sister are both impossible to defeat, in terms of punishment after the fact. It seems that the Yellow Dragon Girl still has a little room for maneuver - at this moment, Li Shushi feels that he is too witty.
As for the witty Li Shushi, the final result......
Anyway, as long as you see a certain yellow dragon girl who doesn't seem to be calm for a long time, and the Xuanwu Imperial Sister squints her eyes and smiles dangerously and walks out of the house, and there is a mochi-like thing behind them, you should know the result.
It's a dead life, and the holy beast has killed!!
Hey? Why does this line sound so familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere?
"So there are many, many things to eat. How can you do stupid things like a stupid person. β
On the one hand, Li Shushi served a bowl full of corn, or if it is more poetic, it can be called new corn and fish roe rice, after all, the two are similar in size, and they are both golden and festive. Unfortunately, the current Yangtze River basin is either full of cliffs or swamps, and has not been sufficiently developed, nor is it the land of fish and rice in the future.
Well, it seems that I accidentally thought of those strict places again. Remember, this is a forced vacation!
"But what are we going to do today, whether we're going out to blow the wind or reading at home. Let the great teacher Tamako-chan tutor the villain's homework...... "It would be better if the legendary teacher-student play could be staged, so I can only think about it."
"When you were unconscious just now, Sister Xuanwu gave us a task, but it doesn't matter if we don't complete it, although they didn't say it explicitly, it seems that they didn't have much expectations, but for us, we still have to work hard."
"Ah, I have nothing to object to, anyway, as long as the reward given before can be cashed in."
"Hmph~ Sister Huanglong and Sister Xuanwu are not the kind of guys who don't believe in their words. So we can't work and don't work hard~"
This is natural, if you really don't work hard, you give the two holy beasts an excuse to turn their faces and deny their accounts. Where is Li Shushi crying?
Today's wind is still as pervasive.
The Yellow Dragon Maiden and the Xuanwu Imperial Sister didn't know where they had gone, just like yesterday, leaving a sentence of "You two are free to move" and turned into a cloud of nothingness in an instant. It's just that today is probably because of Li Shushi's bold move in the morning, so even this step has been omitted, and it is unlikely that he will see the two of them in the evening.
After all, compared to ordinary humans who have more needs for the environment, the two sacred beasts can actually completely ignore what humans care about. It's just probably because of greed, so in the morning and evening, not only will he sit with Li Shushi like an ordinary person and enjoy the delicious food carefully cooked by Su Xiaololi, but he will even hide in an igloo at night.
The only thing I don't know is what these two are doing hiding in the house, whether it's sleeping, or cultivating. Or something else.
Li Shushi really wanted to make up for the Lily Theater, but his inner instinct constantly warned him of the danger of this behavior.
But probably because of a full meal, or if you have a goal today so you won't be too bored, all in all, Li Shushi feels that today's cold wind doesn't seem to be as unacceptable as before, and it can also be said that human beings are indeed a very magical species, and they may be extremely yearning for a comfortable environment and do everything possible to achieve it, but if they really have to fall into a very harsh environment, they can still survive well, except for a few alternatives.
This is not just about the natural environment, but also about any other environment.
There is no match to chat with Su Xiaololi, although they always stay together, but in retrospect, there is not much time for two people to be quietly alone, either Su Xiaololi is buried in her various realities, or Li Shushi needs to deal with all kinds of government and military affairs, and also carry out various studies and exercises to make himself look more in line with everyone's expectations, so at night, even if they hug each other, they often fall into a sweet sleep without a few words.
Especially Li Shushi, that warm embrace seems to have a strong attraction and wonderful feeling for Li Shushi, so that his mind can always be completely relaxed in that embrace. In this case, it seems that it is not easy to even try not to fall asleep.
As for the occasional leisure time, I have to share more and more with other girls around me.
Whether it is Zhen Qing or Qiao Yan, their status needs to be cared for by Li Shushi from time to time, and Li Shushi can't completely abandon them if they have special resources like Ying'er and Ma Qing, and even if the princesses of the three big men don't have the support of the country. But because of Li Shushi's political tendencies, even if they may only be superficial political tendencies, they have to be taken seriously.
It may seem like a hypocrite, but Li Shushi has to do this, he needs to set some kind of standard for this society through his own behavior in certain aspects, and he needs to conform to the popular norms of this society, and at the same time, he must brand himself little by little.
Although China's chess commanders and generals are all limited to square inches. But Li Shushi, who has lived in this era for so many years, knows very well that even if it is just in this square inch, his words and deeds will have a great impact on others - when the situation is unfavorable, if he is calm and calm, talking and laughing, or even pretending to be funny, then those who follow him will relax their tense heartstrings a little no matter how hesitant they are in their hearts. And when the authorities are in order, he must be strict and meticulous in order to reduce the arrogance that breeds among his subordinates.
In fact, he didn't do a great job of it. After all, in the final analysis, he is still a little person who has not received any so-called elite education, and it is only because of various causes and circumstances that he has reached the current Cheng dΓΉ. Therefore, his current qiΔ is not so much a bamboo in his chest, but rather a matter of learning and selling now, and even occasionally following his example.
That's why he felt tired, but he had to push himself forward and not dare to retreat in the slightest.
At least one thing was clear to him, and that was once he backed away. What will happen to the people he wants to protect, what will happen to those who once trusted him, and what kind of madness will people show in that despair.
He didn't want that to happen.
Perhaps, as the two sacred beasts said, come to "be on vacation". Pretty good.
"You guys who always like to be lazy and slippery are not qualified to express this kind of feeling. Also, the monologue just now is so sour that it makes people's teeth sore when they hear it. β
It's a pity that Li Shushi's malicious sensationalism was immediately exposed by Lori around him, but because there was no one else around, Li Shushi didn't feel anything to be embarrassed about, and even "revenge", picked up Su Xiaololi and rubbed it with his ice face, even in this weather, there was still a warm feeling of the face.
"But it's very nice to have the opportunity to be alone."
"Uh-huh~ Count you thick-skinned villain a little conscience."
"Blushing what~"
"Hmph~ It's not because of a thick-skinned big bad guy who feels very happy with a few good words! Yes, just refreshed! β
Oh oh oh ~ This kind of Su Xiao Lori is the most cute~!!
"Speaking of which, what is our mission this time, it seems a little bad if we miss it because of chatting."
"It seems that she asked us to help find something, but she didn't tell us what it was, Sister Xuanwu just told me and said, 'When you see that thing, you will definitely know that is the purpose of our trip', and I don't have a clue at all."
"You don't even have a clue about Tamako-chan."
"I just know what I know, of course I don't know what I don't know, and now you're asking me what I don't know, why should I say I know?"
"Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is also knowing~"
"The husband of the concubine really knows a lot, and the concubine is so happy and admired~~"
"Please be sure to let it go, how dare you compare with Lord Yuzi-chan."
So it was another ear and sideburn grinding, but it was a pity that even Su Xiaololi, who was red-faced and red-eared and shy, was enough to kiss Li Shushi to the point of dizziness and almost suffocation, and then retreated in Su Xiaololi's coquettish laughter.
It is said that now they have lost so badly, after getting married, won't they be able to Γ all the people who will die, and then stage a "ΓΓ love" will not succeed.
Thinking of himself who was obviously less than thirty years old, but he looked like an eighty or ninety-year-old man on crutches, Li Shushi couldn't help but shudder, and he didn't know if there would be a student president of Huang Duanzi or a maid of Huang Duanzi to provide special small pills.
"Actually, I always have the feeling that the two adults who said such things should have found the bottom of this place."
"I can't deny this."
"And what did they call us for?"
"The concubine's body is not clear, but. There is a conjecture. β
"There's always a bad feeling that sounds."
"I can't say that, because what they're looking for is probably just the word 'variable'."
"Well, that word does sound familiar, like a memory from a long time ago."
"So this time, in fact, Lord Fujun alone is enough to provide the 'variables' that adults need."
"And what about you, what is the point of your coming here?"
"Cook? Or is it just so that my husband doesn't feel so lonely? β
"I always feel like an accessory. You won't feel angry. β
"Angry? I'm already past the age when I'm going to get angry. But my lord, don't think of them as one of our kind just because you're close to them. They, after all, are holy beasts. β
ββ¦β¦ I know. β
"Of course, it would be a big benefit for us to be able to meet their expectations. Just like Sister Xuanwu once said, the promise of the holy beast is more precious than the emperor of the world~"
"But in the end, I still don't have even the slightest clue."
"Then you can do whatever you want, maybe you just throw a stone or a snowball and find what the two adults want to find, and it's not completely impossible~ Of course, some things ...... No, it doesn't work! β
All right. Even if Li Shushi hadn't reacted at first, seeing the little face of Lori next to him that had obviously turned red because of the weather, even a stupid man should have reacted.
Unless that's a man who deliberately turns himself into wood.
It's a pity that because I just experienced a cordial conversation with the opposite side of the sun flower field because of lack of oxygen, I don't know if it is my grandmother's deposit, even if Su Xiaololi looks soft now, Li Shushi is at most just hugging it and rubbing it.
Otherwise, I'm really going to be picked up by the red-eyed black straight Lori.
"If you want to do something, let's continue chatting, and maybe we'll come across what we're looking for after two steps. It doesn't matter if we can't touch it, the two adults probably won't expect much from us anyway. β
All in all. At a time like this, how can the plot of a romance novel be worthy of the depression of Li Shushi's "vacation".
Anyway, who just swore that he would work hard in exchange for the gift of the goddess?
And rightfully so. Li Shushi's mention was strongly rejected by Su Xiaololi.
"So...... Why don't we fry the fish and play? β
So in desperation, Li Shushi had to come up with a new way to play.
This time, Su Xiaololi was obviously much more interested, and even her two ears shook uncoordinatedly.
It's really weird for human ears to make this kind of action.,But if it's a beast-eared girl, shaking your ears or something should be a good cute point.,Just like those Wang sauce always like to wag their tails at their owners when they're happy.γ
Speaking of which, foxes also have this cute big furry tail. If you shake it, it will definitely be a look forward to life.
Since Su Xiaololi is also interested, then just do it!
Immediately, the majestic golden fire cannons appeared beside Li Shushi - although the ability of the trebuchet to move has always been a big problem, even if the craftsmen under the leadership of Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi gave full play to their imagination and turned many of the parts into standardized modules that could be assembled and disassembled, but the long throwing rod was not easy to carry. If the march speed is too fast, it is often necessary to use local materials, but such a throwing rod will have a great impact on accuracy.
As for the ability to move after assembly-unless there is a magical thing like Hot Wheels, which is also a treasure, then don't think about it, being able to advance a thousand meters on the flat land in front of the battle is already the limit of the limit, and if you want to survive the terrain such as swamps and gravel, Li Shushi thinks that it is better to think about how disassembling the trebuchet and throwing it into it may also help smooth the road.
But only Li Shushi's golden fire cannon, there is no such problem at all - a move when needed. When you don't need it, it's also a counter-summon, and it's really a wave of tricks and goes, which is very convenient.
What's even more amazing is that even in such a cold and freezing situation, the strange hot liquid metal that came out of nowhere is still powerful, and it seems that it is completely unaffected by the weather.
But even the power of the hot liquid metal is undiminished. However, if you face a pool of lake water, at most it will evaporate without any explosion, and at this time, the weather is freezing and snowy, and the lake is even more frozen solid, thinking that even the largest Merkava tank in modern society with more than 70 tons can drive here at will and play some more difficult actions.
Therefore, Li Shushi's so-called "fried fish" from the very beginning did not want to throw it into the water like after the popularization of explosives, and then consume the oxygen in the water, and form a huge sound wave, so that the creatures in the water body fall into a state of fainting, but the childlike Li Shushi wanted to see whether the ice on the surface of the Hanhai Lake was solid, or the power of the golden canister shells was huge.
After all, it is a "holiday" trip that hurts the idle egg. So it's not so strange to think of that.
And Su Xiaololi's exuberant curiosity, which is the same as Li Shushi, will not refuse this kind of thing - from this point of view, these two are really a bit husband and wife, although Li Shushi looks at it, it seems that even the level of cow dung is a little lacking.
On the contrary, it is more like the most common wood-eating herbivore men in Lifan.
However, purely in this era, Li Shushi feels that he is not bad with Su Xiaololi, at least better than him...... No matter how you look at it, it seems that it is not as strong as Su Xiaololi itself, and he, who has the ability to protect his Lori, is of course the closest to a passing score.
The reason why I want to say this is because Li Shushi really wants to ignore a certain brutal Lori, and Li Shushi suspects that the weight of a huge stone that even exceeds Su Xiaololi's weight is walking briskly from a distance.
This power. Not to mention Xiao Qiang and Dian Wei, who are known for their strength, it is estimated that even those non-humans in history who are good at strength - such as Xiang Yu. For example, Ma Yuanba, such as Li Yuanba, such as Li Cunxiao - it is estimated that there will be no more concessions.
Soon, a scorching cannonball flew into the sky, and then came into close contact with the ice with a roaring sound.
The thick layer of ice didn't seem to do much to stop the hot cannonballs, and the massive rock soon carved a huge gap in the ice. Then there were countless splashes of water, but of course more of them were the white mist flying in the sky - whether it was ice and snow or the lake under the ice and snow, there was only one way to vaporize in an instant in the face of the scorching liquid metal, but the surrounding air was still extremely cold, and a huge hot stone in this area naturally could not compete with the whole heaven and earth. As a result, the evaporated water vapor condensed into a mist in the air, flying away in the wind, but it also had a bit of ethereal beauty.
Of course, on the surrounding ice, there were a few poor fish, large and small, who were also victims of this considered disaster, constantly slapping their tails on the ice, as if they were making a final dying throe.
"Although the ice is thick, it can't compete with the rolling heat."
"Compared to this, I think Sister Xuanwu has something to say right."
"Something, it doesn't feel like it's good."
"You don't need to worry about the little guy this time, although he is a little unwilling, but the result is not bad. As for the rest, you don't need to worry about it...... Well, it has nothing to do with you......"
I don't know when, the yellow dragon girl appeared behind Li Shushi, I saw that she was holding a disembowelment seal in one hand, and in the other hand she was holding a fist-sized bead that looked very familiar.
"It's ......"
"Ah~" The Yellow Dragon Maiden's expression looked a little weird. "This little guy was not very lucky, he was hit by a big rock falling from the sky, and he was thinking of using waste as an ingredient for today's dinner, but he got an unexpected surprise."
Dare you say that you are too lucky, or that this poor seal is too unlucky?
"So ......"
"Okay, I know you don't like the weather here, so don't continue to waste time here, little guy, you also have a lot of things to deal with, my sister won't keep you~"
"The ......"
"Don't worry, the benefits are yours."
Although Li Shushi wanted to continue to say something, after a period of dizziness, not only the girl who was originally by his side had disappeared, but even the surrounding scenery had changed from the original jungle and ice lake to the familiar rockery and pavilion in front of him.
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