"I'm a good person."

It's strange, everyone knows that I am a good person, a good citizen who abides by the law, and the sheriff in front of Weishenme is still entangled. “

"As a law-abiding resident of Sulphur Hill, I pay my taxes on time, work enthusiastically, be a good employee in the work department, and be a good neighbor and partner in the community. You see, I'm still a good person who loves pets. With this medal, my Po is also the champion of the Community Pet Star Competition! ”

As evidence, the medals and ribbons are hung on the wall next to them, and they also have the words "Winner of the 7th Sulfur Mountain City Pet Contest" and "I wish our sturdy and lovely Po eternal health".

And Bao, who was glorified for me, enjoyed his own dinner under the wall,

Unfortunately, no matter how I explain it, the sheriff of the Dark Elf City just stared at me without saying a word, as if he thought I was lying.

"Pets? Bao? You say it's that horrible monster and he's one of the reasons you're being complained about! The Lovers accuse your pet of assaulting their son! ”

Under the award certificate in the corner of the wall, the slandered Po is drooling and licking his bones, and when he sees the owner looking at him, he is drooling and smirking, which is really cute.

Love? Who is it? There is no memory in it, there is really none.

Before I hesitated to use the Scout Spell to relive my deteriorating memories, as if to see my confusion, the Dark Elf Sheriff sneered.

.......Don't you think that's unconvincing? The monster you raised still has his son's shin in his mouth. ”

"Oh? Oh! It turned out to be a skeleton soldier on the street, and their family especially likes to play with Po, what a good person. ”

Hurriedly floated over, and pulled out the bones from the mouth of Ah Bao, who was holding on to the shins, but I had no choice but to wave my fist and knock this stupid dog's head.

"Let go, let go, you idiot. If you don't want to be put in a quarantine center, let me go. ”

It's really an obedient good dog, seeing me so persistent, the cute Po whimpered and gave up her baby with a distressing expression.

"Don't worry, Bao, when you get rid of this stinky girl in front of you, I will let Luo Fu's family play with you for a whole year." I whispered a promise.

But there was still some small trouble in front of me, the tibia in front of me was caught with incriminating evidence, it was really hard to argue, I squeezed a smile on my face, tried to please the sheriff in front of me, and smiled flatteringly.

"Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings. Po is just too enthusiastic. It always likes to make new friends, and when it leaves, it is always reluctant to give up, isn't it too normal to have a little souvenir from a friend? ”

I tried to pass the bone over, but the sheriff jerked back.

"Don't come here. Keep a safe distance, who knows what evil spell you've cast inside. My colleagues are still outside, and if I can't go back, are you going to face the wrath of the entire city security management force (chengguan for short)? ”

I've been low enough, this little girl actually didn't give face, I kindly handed over my shin, as if I saw something disgusting, I took two steps back, and put on a guard slowly, posing with a dead fish face,

"I'm the sheriff representing the city, and do you know the consequences of attacking the police?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm such a good person." Secretly sighing that the dark elves are sensitive and vigilant about magic, helpless, I can only quietly disperse the hypnotism and snake curse in the shin bone, and let the magic dissipate silently.

"I don't care if you are a good person or not, according to the regulations on the management of public security in Sulfur Mountain City, the compensation of 50 gold coins and door-to-door daoqian cannot be less, and it will be completed within three days."

That girl, dropped the cruel words, regained the shin, and turned around and left.

"If you don't want me to come to the door again, remember, report to the chengguan brigade within three days!"

When I close the door, my face doesn't look good.

"Stinky, be careful that day you were knocked on a smack and sold to the slave market, the dark elves have always been the best-selling and most valuable commodity."

The psychological vicious curse, but I didn't say it, because once I came out, if that girl was really sold, I wouldn't have become the first suspect, and I wouldn't have been that stupid.

"Big sister, you're amazing. Dare to enforce the law with such a terrible monster, as soon as I saw him, I was terrified. ”

"Hmph, Amin, these guys are actually the same. As a glorious city manager of Sulfur Mountain City, you have to know ......."

Not far away, there was still a conversation between the two dark elves.

"Cut, you dare to underestimate me, if it weren't for the fact that I had changed my mind and planned to be a good person, you would have been sold into the kiln tonight."

Seeing that his master was a little frustrated, the lovely Po leaned over and put a huge tongue on my face with a stinger.

"Alright, alright, Po, remember that you are noble Chlomagus, not a stupid dog who only drools everywhere. Let's go and find the 'Luofu' family daoqian, and have dinner by the way. Well, have a 'dinner'. ”

When this stupid dog heard that there was something to eat at night, both heads drooled at the same time, and he was more and more happy to hold me and lick it desperately.

Dogs are really good companions of humans, and the two-headed Cerberus is even more so, but this feed fee is a bit expensive, well, the bones with magic power are the most delicious food for them, but with the enthusiastic support of the Luo Fu family, they can probably save another month's feed fee.

By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, I, Roland. Lan, three hundred and seventy-six years old, is a good man, oh no, to be precise, a good lich.

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If you want to ask the people of the world what they think of the Lich, I'm afraid, there will not be much praise.

"Heinous scoundrel." "The ultimate presence of the undead and dark magic." "A nightmare for the living, a king for the undead."

Although I have always regarded it as the envy of mediocrity and the false accusation of hypocrites, it cannot be denied that sometimes, the discrimination of these prejudices does bring a lot of trouble.

At the very least, even in Brimstone City, where infighting is forbidden, I have to deal with a few "brave men who form a team to fight evil" or "adventurers who create their own evil mansions." ”

Although most of the time they can't even break through the protective circle of this old mansion, there are times when I still welcome them, such as when there is a lack of experimental objects, such as now.......

“… I must... Kill you....don't touch anywhere! Damn tentacle demons! … Not here either!! Where I'm sensitive. Ha...... Ha...... No... Please, kill me, kill me!! If you have the guts, you will kill me. ”

The half-elven ranger in front of me, who was desperate to live and die, who had been clamoring to get rid of me for the Celestial Walker last week, could only collapse and moan on the filthy dungeon ground.

"Spare me, at least... Kill me...... Don't!! After many accumulations, she finally reached the top, and after a fierce moan, she reached a certain climax, first her whole body tensed, and the next second, she collapsed weakly.

The eyes that were originally full of hatred, even though they had lost their focus, still instinctively looked at me, and the lifeless eyes took half a day to refill with hatred.

"Oh, don't look at me like that, being overexcited is not good for your health."

"Bastard!! Bastard!! Bastard!! ”

“… Is it that there are too few swearing words in Elvish language, or that your language teacher died too early, and the same words are not enough to excite me. ”

"Scoundrel, perverted ......" days of imprisonment and torture have worn out the will of the female ranger, but the high elf's always high head and her pride have not been erased, and even if the physical strength is excessive, the blonde female experience still curses me to herself.

"Okay, enough rest, let's come back in the next round!"

"Da!" With a snap of their fingers, countless black tentacles moved again, and these demons who were summoned by the Pink Book could no longer suppress their desire to be close to women.

"Don't !! .......Please, let me go!! ”

But alas, how can my demons listen to the prisoner's pleas for mercy?

"I'm afraid of itching!!"

Yes, just tickling. I'm a good person, and I won't do anything that is destined to be harmonious.

"I'm sorry for you, tentacles, give me a special look at the tickle around her waist and neck! That's her weakness! ”

"Huh... Hee-hee... Kill me, you bastard!! … haha”

It is worthy of the punishment that the female ranger is most afraid of, and soon, under the countless tentacles, she rolled on the ground laughing and rolling.

"Humph! You deserve it, who told you that you dare to break into my home, if you don't clean you up, you still think I'm a soft persimmon! ”

Of course, I won't say anything that hurts people, just to punish her, to waste my magic, how can it be.

"Please, I admit defeat, I surrender...... I will agree to any conditions!! ”

"No need, if you hang like this, you are a contribution to me."

I couldn't help but sigh as I looked at the slowly growing numbers on my own panel.

"Hey, it's been three days, and only 2 evil points have been given, which will make up for the 100,000 points of the resurrection body, and it will take that year."

Thinking of the sexual life that everyone longed for in the relay, he looked down at his flesh with only bones left, and soon his eyes fell on the unlucky people in the cell.

"Punishing evil is also promoting good, for the sake of points......no, for justice, for our sexual well-being...... No, in order to be a good person. Your afflictions are my treasures, resign yourself to fate!

In each cage, there are all kinds of prisoners, including minotaurs, elves, and most of all, humans.

"Let me out!!" "I'm not guilty!" "Don't come here!!" The wails and begs for mercy came and went, but the lich ignored them, and if they screamed so badly, the skeleton soldiers, as the guards, would lash them to shut up.

"Ruhl, human, rapist, committed six crimes, was arrested three times, but because of the good brother of a dockland gangster, the victims were threatened to report the crime, and as a result, the Brimstone Supreme Court released him twice due to lack of evidence."

It's just that at this moment, this gangster is the worst.

"You like mating so much, I'll let you mate enough."

So, I found a few ogres who were more than three meters tall and played with him every day...... However, it's male, or it's thicker than a human calf...

Well, now that he's in a miserable cage, and I feel disgusting to say, let's talk about his neighbors.

"Dia. Kim, a professional liar of the goblin clan, although he has been accused of dozens of cases at the same time, but his methods are very skillful, and the victims often lack conclusive evidence, and this guy is willing to spend money on the most haode lawyer in Brimstone City, so he is still at large. ”

At this time, the gambler was betting with bloodshot eyes.

"I....I won!! Your money is mine, you have to let me go as agreed!! I'm four Ks!! ”

The undead player on the other side laughed, and he spread out his hole cards, four aces, just a little higher than his opponent.

"No, no, no, impossible! You've won 767 in a row! You cheat!! ”

"Cheating that doesn't get caught is the right means, isn't that exactly what you are saying? Well, tell your Zuihou hidden possessions and secrets! ”

"I... I, I'm going to turn over!! ”

Of course that undead player was cheating, and this was a magic card that I had enchanted so much that he could get that one if he wanted it, and how did Nadia win it.

And if it were an ordinary person, he would have been discouraged if he had lost hundreds of games in a row, but Dia, a gambler who had already lost red-eyed, saw that there was an opportunity to gain freedom and wealth in front of him, how could he be willing to let go.

The undead player doesn't have to convince Dia to be fooled at all, he just needs to play cards by himself, and the goblin's greed from the bones will make Dia, who has nothing to do in the cage, come up on his own.

"What if...... If I can win, I won't be able to pay back. ”

So, like the victims who were deceived by him in the past, this guy was led into the bottomless abyss by greed, and he has lost all that bit of belongings.

Actually, I had no interest in his tricks and secrets, but every time he lost, the despair and anger from the bottom of my heart gave me more evil points, and the numb guy in his neighbor became less and less.

This is a prison, my personal prison, and most of the prisoners here are bastards who can't be punished by Brimstone officials for some reason, but they are indeed unforgivable.

My unreliable system can gain liliang from the pain and misfortune of others, and in order to be a good person, I have no choice but to choose the path of eliminating evil and promoting good.

So, through some connections, I got these bastards here as food for my 'evil lich system'.

The treatment of the brave man who "went to hell alone" was the most haode, anyway, she only smashed a few vases, scattered a few skeleton gardeners, teased her for a few days, and then threw them out.

The rest are miscellaneous pieces worthy of the death penalty, so I let them enjoy what they have done to others, or rather, those who have eaten the consequences,

For example, let the rapist taste the taste of being raped, let the swindler taste the taste of being deceived and bankrupt, let the robber and thief taste the taste of being robbed and stolen everything, and let the profiteers who maliciously hoard goods and create famine enjoy sleeping on the mountain of gold but not being able to buy a piece of bread.

"Maniac!! You lunatic! ”

"Please, let me go!"

How boring it is to do things that harm others and not benefit oneself, and their pain will be transformed into my liliang and the cornerstone of my resurrection through that nameless system.

"I'm not crazy, you're crazy!"

"Mad Lich!! Please let me go, I will do anything! ”

Mad Lich? It is true that there are many people who say that I have gone crazy a long time ago, but the first one said it.

I stroked my chin with my fingerbones, recalling carefully.

"When the hell did I start going crazy? Was it in his previous life, as a judge who insisted on fairness and justice, he was stripped of his public position by unscrupulous officials, and was finally excluded to the point that he could not even be a lawyer? ”

"Is it when I was reincarnated in this shijie with that strange system, thinking that I was the protagonist of the Mandate of Heaven and vowing to make the people and their relatives happier, but I found that the cruel fate was irreversible, and I lost the country, my family, and all my relatives step by step?"

"When you swear revenge on the gods and hypocrites, and form an army of the dead with a mutilated body, only to find that in the midst of your revenge, behind you is already a corpse and ruins, and you have been like hypocrites and careerists, under the banner of grandeur, constantly creating disasters and tragedies?"

"Hehe, perhaps, from the beginning, I, who have memories of two lives, have gone crazy after discovering the truth about Shijie."