Legend has it that every transcendent who breaks the boundaries of time and space will receive a gift from Shijie....well, commonly known as the essential golden finger of the traverser.

The evil lich system... It's my cheating golden finger.

Once, it wasn't called that, he had a good name like the Radiant Knight King Cultivation System, but unfortunately, it was only from the moment I abandoned my Paladin identity and started learning black magic that he became this name.

In the past, the daily tasks he gave were helpful tasks such as helping the old lady on the street and helping the little girl find her lost pet, instead of being so cheating now.

"Take a look at the day's routine...... Again, it's one of the two choices of this cheater, destroy any town with more than 30,000 people, and reward 10,000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipops and get 1 point. If neither of them is completed, then 2 points will be deducted. ”

"Phew! When Lao Tzu is stupid, he really ruined a town, and promised to brush out a full-fledged epic medieval paladin order to crusade against me, and then there will be some earnings and no flowers. ”

I smoked her lollipop from the passing Minotaur Little Lori, watched the little girl cry and was pulled away by her mother, and just put it in her mouth, but heard the crunch of the lollipop and the bone clashing, and remembered that she had no sense of taste.

"Hey, when will I be able to enjoy the taste of food again, although the magic is full, it is really not delicious."

Even though the girl's mother dragged the bear child away, the little girl didn't seem willing to give up, staring at me with big watery eyes, as if she was looking for something that I couldn't eat.

Thought the passing Uncle Lich was just a prank? I'll give the lollipop back to myself right away.

Well, in order to live up to the other party's expectations, I crushed the candy cubes and spit them on the ground one by one.

"Woooooooooooo Mom. Blame Uncle for stealing my sugar. ”

"Don't look, let's go."

So, unsurprisingly, I received a pleasant cry, and at that time, my mood was much better, because I remembered some lawless bear child.

"Do the undead have no human rights? Ancient magic scrolls were used as graffiti drawing paper, dragon blood ink was used as paint, alchemical potions were used as soda, and even my ribs were secretly removed to play puzzles, and I only slept for two hours, and the laboratory was in ruins, and the destructive power of the bear child was terrifying......"

"Hey, when will I get revenge?" When I think of those lawless bear children, especially a wild and untrained older bear child, I hate it so much.

Suddenly, but unexpectedly, I heard a system prompt.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for accumulating the hundredth little Lori/Zhengtai, and rewarding 10 evil points. ——A legal Lori who looks like six years old but is actually in her twenties? It's not in the scope of statistics.,Expired pseudo-Lori is evil! ”

I couldn't help but feel a burst of joy when I saw the sudden achievement, the lowest grade in the performance system was ten points, which was worth my daily task for ten days.

"As a rule, if you have 100 achievements in crying, you will also have 1000 in crying, and the reward will be at least doubled..."

So, I looked at the little girl and the little lady on the street with bright eyes......

"Hmph, even if there is no daily routine, it is also the duty of good people of our generation to let the bear children understand some rules and let everyone avoid the same bad luck."

"How do you play? That's right, the disgusting monster that activates the creation, makes the bear child's toys run around, and the magic paint that turns the bear Haizi's lollipop into a vicious yellow! ”

As a victim of the scourge of bear children, the thought of avenging my ruined magic scrolls and precious tomes makes bad ideas pop up one after another.

"No, no, that's not strong enough, turn the pillow case into a man-eating monster, so that the bear child will be afraid when he sees the pillow in the future." By the way, there's also the Ava Black Tentacles, so let's enjoy the tickle hell too. ”

"By the way, aren't the bear children afraid of ghosts? Hehe, it's time to rebuild the army of the undead, come on, my undead scourge!! ”

That day, I finally learned that there were less than 200 bear children in our neighborhood......

I'm a waste of walking around the streets with thousands of skeletons, abominations, and zombies

That day, before the chengguan brigade received the report and arrived at the scene, before I was caught by a dark elf brigade, I had already walked all over the neighborhood, and I had only made one hundred and sixty tears......

And when I learned that I summoned the army of the undead to take revenge on the bear children, the mixed expressions of crying, laughing and contempt of the chengguan also became my new black history.

"Congratulations to the host for being despised by a hundred women at one time, and for obtaining the special achievement 'Is this baby's head in water or paste?', and rewarding the honorary title 'Mentally Handicapped Child' After equipping, there is a certain chance of gaining women's sympathy, but women's favorability towards the opposite sex of the equiptor's is reduced by 100."

....... I've been used to the system anyway.,The reputation has also stinked to the lower limit.,With the negative 88 charm that my system admits as evidence.,Even if the popularity of the opposite sex is reduced by another 100 points, it's not a big deal anyway.,The result is the same.,It's all about not finding a girlfriend.。

weishenme is obviously a rational analysis, when I say this kind of thing, I feel that my eyes are full of blood and tears Okay, I am a great magician who has been single for three hundred years, but at this moment, at least, I have completed my revenge on my old enemy bear child!

I smiled proudly as I remembered those crying bear children, and I had already figured out how to write today's journal.

AD's 1896 Summer of the Dragon, March 6, is destined to be forever etched in the memories of the children of Brimstone City, known as the "Lollipop Hunter Incident." "Pillow Monster Cannibalism Incident"

"On that day, the children remembered the horrors of being at the mercy of that guy...... The humiliation of being wantonly taken away from your beloved, the despair of being swallowed by your own toys, the fear of being surrounded by the undead......"

When I thought about it, the system prompt actually came again.

"Ding! Make 100 bear children cry in one day! Reward 10 evil points, congratulations to the host for winning the honorary title 'Bear Child Buster', and have a natural sense of threat to Lori/Zhengtai under the age of twelve. Warm reminder, make 500 bear children cry at one time, and reward the honorary title 'Bear Child Killer' to make 1,000 people cry at one time

The system prompt sounded at this moment, and there was a pause, I couldn't help but look forward to it, although it was a spoof title, but if I could keep the bear child away from me from now on, it would be considered an unexpected joy.

"Make a thousand tears at a time, and reward the honorary title 'When you're so old and you're still like a child, can you be more bored?' Thank me, host, this is actually the most suitable title for you right now. ”

"Fuck, this can't be tolerated, damn the system, isn't it all your fault!! This good guy fights with you!! ”

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"Master, this time I was in prison for snatching lollipops...... Next time, will you go to jail for voting for girls' underwear? At that point, I really don't want to pick up the pervert. ”

It was my most faithful dogleg, the half-demon maid of my mansion, the silver-haired Eliza, who spoke.

With black and gold glasses, silver ponytails, small tiger teeth, and a small tail with a purple bow, the baroque maid dress shows off the little devil's playful personality and exposes the evil taste of the lich.........

I've always been very happy with Eliza's appearance, and it would be even better if I could get rid of this cold-faced and venomous character.

"It's not like you don't know my cheat system, just make a few little girls cry and give points, that's what a good person should do."

"Give!"

She handed me a heavy photo album.

"It's... Oh, well done, Eliza! Worthy of my most faithful doglegs! ”

"I can probably guess what happened. This is the contact book for the largest kindergarten in Brimstone Hill, with a list that I have carefully selected and that should be able to facilitate the master's task. ”

"Well done! I thought you were expecting me to hang up sooner and return your freedom, but I misunderstood. Great, you're a great person. ”

"I'll see!" opened the contact list?, but his face became more and more ugly.

"The contact details of the three children of the Archbishop of the Holy Light of Brimstone, the youngest daughter of the dragon hunter Amuro, the precious son of the god of war, the precious granddaughter of the great sage Margaret...... You're sure you're helping me, not trying to send me back to Hades! ”

My glare, as always, was ignored by the other party, and the half-demon girl pushed the frame of her glasses, and the cold light flickered on the lenses.

"The reputation of being a lollipop hunter has spread throughout Brimstone, and even when I leave the mansion, I am pointed at when I leave the mansion. For the sake of the lady's reputation, I did want to change jobs. Or, master, you should pay me my ten years in arrears. “

"Ha, ha. Raising money hurts feelings. Let's go, I can't wait to get back to our warm home. ”

"Running away is not what a gentleman should do, and please don't change the subject... weishenme pulled me to run, what did you do again? ”

"It's worthy of little Eliza, who has been with me for so long, today's daily task is a gorgeous explosion, you know......."

"I understand, please take care of it, I'll transfer the magic and run away!"

The silver door opened, and the master and servant hurriedly entered, and as the magic of the teleportation dissipated, the place was empty, and in the background, there was an earth-shattering explosion, followed by the sound of fire alarms.

"Delay Flame Bomb? Wouldn't the prisoners arrested by the chengguan be banned? ”

"No, it just looks like it, flour with chili powder, just add a little dust, it becomes a dust bomb, it's not very powerful, you can't kill people, but you can't find any evidence,"

"You are truly a 'wise' lich, the prisoner wears a sealed magic ring, can't interpret the law, and even makes handmade bombs out of canteen materials."

"Xiexie, I'll be embarrassed if you compliment me so much."

"No one praises you. Well, at least as a lich, that's a compliment. ”

What is a lich?

"Not a good person, the most terrible demon." Probably the first thing all the creatures of Vera had when they heard the term.

"The person who looks at the bones is hairy, and the ghostly eyes are so scary, and I always feel that I am doing something bad." This is the opinion of the general public.

"The ultimate being of evil, conspirators and villains!" This is the opinion of the Paladins of the Church.

As the ultimate home of the undead and dark mages, the lichs who are left with only skeletons often have a bad reputation, but ......

"Slander is prejudice! How can an individual be judged because of race! I have always believed that discrimination and prejudice such as race, skin color, origin, etc., are signs of human stupidity. There is only lowly discrimination and prejudice in the world, and there is no lowly race, skin color, or origin. I'm such a nice person. ”

"If you are all good people, then those bloodthirsty undead in the east of the city are all saints?"

"Saints can't be said, everyone is a cold-faced and warm-hearted pacifist. You see, the undead save more food, and they don't take up space, and a cemetery can live in a family. Don't eat, drink, work enthusiastically, only give and don't take, everyone is a good person. ”

The half-demon maid was amused, the legend that as long as the whole piece of life entered, the forbidden area of life that would come out in pieces was actually a gathering place for good people in the eyes of its own master.

"Hehe, master, you really know how to laugh. Are the bloodthirsty undead good guys? What are the church pastors in the church district who are so well received by the citizens? They will give free treatment to the citizens. A free sacrament is also distributed every Sunday for the poor. ”

"A group of hypocrites and pedophiles, Eliza, you see, people have desires and needs, over-repression, not perverts but also perverts, their mouthful of desires is the original sin, and they must be perverts in private. You see which old men are so amiable to Xiao Zhengtai, it's no wonder that there is no problem. And those single-celled paladins who are all the way, they are all a group of barbarians who shout and kill when they see me! ”

"Well, I almost know that the master is sick again. The ancient red dragon in the Brimstone Mountains, known as the Doom of Belon and once destroyed an empire alone, is probably just a docile cutie in the eyes of its owner. ”

"No, no, Xiaohong has been paying too little attention to her diet lately, and she is a little overweight. If you lose another twenty or thirty tons, lose your small belly, and show your curves, it will be even more cute. ”

"Our famous, law-and-order, and helpful Sulphur City Dark Elf City Management Brigade is gone? You must know them well, I've been there five times in the past two months. ”

“…… You can ask the hapless vendors who have been suppressed by them, and my opinion is basically the same as theirs. Phew, a bunch of crazy. We, the Gentlemen's Freedom League, are natural enemies with them. ”

Shaking her head helplessly, deliberately ignoring the suspicious organization in the master's mouth, Eliza continued to ask.

".......... our heroic city lord who once saved Shijie and became famous? He held the banner of equality of all races, and established a sulfur mountain city where all races lived in the chaotic dungeon shijie, so that the underground shijie, which was constantly fighting, had a pure land. ”

"Secondary 2 patients with severe secondary 2 disease for hundreds of years. What age, still playing the old-fashioned drama of the brave crusade against the demon king to save Shijie, he deserves to be single for the rest of his life. ”

“…… How dare you say that he was disrupted by you at both weddings, and now they all say that he hit Lone Star. Born with Ke's parents, out of the mixed brothers, married Ke's wife, obviously the conditions are so good, so handsome, no girl in Brimstone City dares to accept his marriage proposal. ”

“…… I didn't mean to, as for holding a grudge for so long......."

"Didn't mean to? It's intentional. Let's not mention that the rumors of the Lone Star that day were what you asked me to spread. Playing with the undead at someone else's wedding, a hundred ghosts walking at night, you know how many girls scared to cry at that time. ”

"Didn't I give him a wedding kick? Seeing that the old bachelor was finally married, everyone was just too happy, and they came to the Hundred Ghost Mechanical Dance. Who knew that the little girl of the bride was so frightened that she actually urinated on the spot. ”

Although I didn't mean it, I was secretly proud. "Hmph, we haven't been resurrected yet, how can we let you enjoy a happy life comfortably."

"Master, every time you are proud, you will cross your hands and stomp your feet, and now your malice has overflowed. Well, not to mention your 'great achievements'. Your lich fellows in Broly, the capital of the undead? The wanted warrants of those guys in various countries are calculated by call, and if you go out, shijie will be in chaos. ”

“…… In fact, everyone has a little misunderstanding about us, the cycle of life and death is one, and we study the mystery of life, isn't it just for the world to live better? In fact, we are also very good at treatment, on the curative effect, on the sequelae, much better than the priest's holy light, their holy light seems convenient, but in fact it is an overdraft of life expectancy, our life transformation jishu, non-toxic, harmless and non-polluting, one-time fundamental problem solving. ”

“… Then you still have to count on the system to resurrect you, and just make a body or not. ”

"I don't want to become a deformed monster with three hands and six legs, even if I finish my human form, sooner or later there will be a problem......"

Seeing that the lich himself is not worried about his own life transformation jishu, what else can Elise say.

"Okay, okay, let me be nothing in your eyes."

“…… A ghost mother-in-law with a cold face and a poisonous tongue? Flat-chested girl A? "Of course I wouldn't be stupid to say it.

"Oh, Elise, of course you are my most trusted subordinate? Together, we set up a great ideal of conquering the sea of stars. ”

"Before you realize your dream of starry, do you remember to pay off the poor little orphan girl's salary arrears for more than ten years?"

Knowing that his master was ill again, the silver-haired half-demon pushed his eyes, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and cold words squeezed out from between his teeth word by word.

"If you're still so indecent, your collection isn't going to..."

"Haode, Elise, I'm Daoqian." Thinking of his treasures, a certain lich immediately relented.

"Hmph." The fallen angel who had successfully descended hummed a little song and walked out the door.

As the housekeeper of this apartment, she didn't have time to waste time on her second-class owner.

But judging from the other party's always low-hanging tail, it doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

And it wasn't until she walked out the door, and after a while, I remembered some memories of the past, so I whispered to myself.

“… Probably reluctantly, maybe it's family, I still remember, the little girl who survived alone in the snowy night in the midst of the burning ruins. Picking you up is the greatest luck in this life, the only thing I did right in this life. ”

Suddenly, a pretty face poked out from behind the door.

The cold cheeks of the past were red and hot, and the red glow extended to the long ears that trembled slightly.

Then, with a bang, she disappeared behind the door again.

"Hehe, you know me, I don't know you? Stupid evil mother-in-law, even if you are cunning to the house, you will obediently owe me a debt of affection, and make me a cow and a horse until death. ”

I shook loudly and laughed proudly, but my mind was a little flustered.

".......'ve been heard! Definitely heard!! ”