Chapter 420: Help me, I was turned into a parrot by Cha Huan
The next morning, standing in front of Le Yu at this moment, every student of the Royal Academy hoped to see its collapsed building in their lifetime.
Platinum Tower.
This nickname is very reasonable, the whole body of white brick tower wall shines in the morning sun, with purple and black crystal wall rings, the symphony reflects the golden brilliance, the sun seems to turn into water flowing down from the spire, standing at the bottom of the tower and looking up, it feels that this tower is leading to the sky.
No wonder everyone wants to blow it up, it's so annoying.
Leyu walked up the steps, and there were two black steel doors in front of Leyu. Le Yu sighed, took a step back, put on a stance, and roared with a double fist!
Aiki Warfare: Thunder Strike!
Bite Strategy: Double Wild Bite!
A muffled sound shook the black steel door, but Rao is Leyu's full force in broad daylight could only make a slight indentation on the door.
You must know that Le Yu is a martial artist who has reached the peak of the extreme realm in half a step, if he is replaced with a stone, he will definitely explode directly with these two punches; If you change to any pair of military-standard armor of Radiance, it will even send fragments of armor into the flesh and bones!
The steel door, which even he couldn't shake, showed that its thickness was at least two fists thick!
With the sound of the door opening like thunder, a neatly dressed bald old man looked at him and said politely, "Teacher Qin?" Please come with me. ”
Le Yu felt it for a while, and found that the gatekeeper actually had the strength to integrate the realm, and said politely: "May I ask what Mr. is called?" ”
"You don't need to call me sir, I'm just a little follower who runs errands for Cha Huan. If you look up to me, just call me Butler Xie. Xie Liting smiled: "By the way, I have nothing to do with Xie Chenyuan of the Statistics Department. ”
Leyu asked, "Why, do many people think you have something to do with him?" ”
"Almost every student who knows my name thinks that I am Xie Chenyuan's subordinate, and some people even suggest that Cha Huan be careful with me." Speaking of this, Xie Liting's face was also a little depressed: "Although the surname Xie is a little less, it is not as long as the surname Xie is a family, right?" And when I met Cha Huan, Xie Chenyuan was still breastfeeding! ”
On the first floor of the Platinum Pagoda is a small library with a ceiling of eight meters, which looks solemn and grand. There are bookshelves on both sides, and the sunlight outside is cut into strips by the window, Le Yu saw a small coffee table under the window, as well as a reclining chair, and a newspaper and tea brewed on the coffee table, it seems that Xie Liting was lying there reading and drinking tea just now.
"Steward Xie has known the principal for a long time?"
"First the middle school classmates, then the royal college classmates." Xie Liting said with a smile: "Cha Huan has been a genius since he was a child, my qualifications are almost poor, I can only run behind him, and others say that I am his follower." ”
"Steward Xie's ability is not bad, you don't need to pay attention to those mediocre people." Le Yu politely two sentences.
Unexpectedly, Xie Liting shook his head: "No, I actually wanted to be Chahuan's follower from the beginning." I knew since I was a child that he must have made a great difference, and he was not ashamed to be his younger brother. ”
"But I originally thought that he should be able to be the first assistant of the cabinet, so I can be a six-department squire anyway; Take a step back and say, if he goes to be a feudal official, a district consul, then I can be a county guard. ”
"Who would have thought that he would become the principal, so I could only be a janitor. Alas, so it's really hard to say that people are really unreliable. ”
Xie Liting spread his hands: "But it's very troublesome to rely on yourself, and it's better to rely on others to be comfortable." But fortunately, Chahuan has a conscience, there is no short-term salary and benefits, and I can mix comfortably by looking at the door. ”
Leyu felt that Li Ying and this old man must have a lot of common topics.
"Cha Huan is on the highest seventh floor, you can go up directly by the elevator." Xie Liting opened the door of the ladder and motioned for Leyu to stand up.
Le Yu walked in and asked curiously, "Steward Xie, this is the first time we met, why did you tell me so much about you?" ”
"Because there are a lot of people who send me money to do things." Xie Liting said casually: "So I made it clear to you in advance, send me money, it's okay; Let me do my errand, without talking. ”
"I just don't want to deal with these worldly relationships, I don't want to face ups and downs, I don't want to think about the future, I don't want to work, so I follow Chahuan one by one."
"I don't cheat, I don't work, I earn honest money and wait for death, this is my principle!"
Le Yu was shocked by him, and said with a fist: "Uncle Xie, you are simply my ideal in life!" ”
"But you don't look like a bastard waiting to die." Xie Liting said with a smile: "The most important thing is not to find someone who can support you, but to learn to compromise, compromise with the world, and compromise with the environment." If there is no tea, then drink water; If there is no meat, then eat; If you don't have a wife, then work with your craft...... Can you do it? ”
"I can't do it." Le Yu smiled bitterly: "I dreamed of researching a machine that could create a cool breeze in the summer. Don't talk about the world, I can't compromise with the weather. ”
"Good idea, I hope I can enjoy the machine you made before I die." Xie Liting pressed the trap ladder, the iron rope was drawn, and the trap ladder rose rapidly.
"You have a lot in common with Cha Huan, because he is also a fool who can't learn to compromise."
didn't have time to look at the details of the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors, and Le Yu suddenly came to the seventh floor, the highest floor of the Platinum Tower.
The seventh floor is a very ordinary office, although it is a bit large: the bookshelves on both sides are full of materials, and there is an oversized desk in the middle.
Leyu walked in and found a huge birdcage in the clearing, with a small bridge and flowing water, a rockery forest, and a colorful parrot eating. Noticing his arrival, the parrot flew over and approached him, and said in a hurried voice: "Help me, I was turned into a parrot by Cha Huan!" Help me, I've been turned into a parrot by Cha Huan! ”
Le Yu was shocked and turned people into parrots?
Worst! If I know this secret, will I be turned into a parrot too?
However, Leyu looked at the parrot's unfluctuating eyes, and suddenly came back to his senses and replied, "Oh, yes? ”
"Help me, I've been turned into a parrot by Cha Huan!" The parrot repeated the sermon emotionlessly.
Gan!
And so it was!
Cha Huan actually handed over such a sentence to the parrot!
"How do you feel?"
The delicate, gorgeously dressed old man with well-groomed hair raised his head and asked Le Yu.
"It's funny." Le Yu said: "People who come for the first time must have been taken aback, right? ”
"It's just fun, aren't you scared?"
"Why be afraid? It will only say this, and it is obvious that you taught it on purpose. ”
"Did you know that parrots' vocal cords don't support them from saying different things?" Cha Huan crossed his hands on the table and said calmly: "It's not that they don't want to say more, but their vocal cords are too fragile, and they can only say the same thing at the same time." ”
"When it comes to people it sees for the first time, it says, 'Help me.'" But if it's the second time you see someone, it says, 'Trust me.'" ”
"There was once a guest who came to me ten times, and ten times the parrot said different things to him and asked for help, but he only thought that I was training well, and even wanted me to help him train the parrot......"
Cha Huan laughed and said, "So you say, turning people into parrots is not the safest and most cruel punishment?" ”
Le Yu blinked: "But it is impossible for a person to become a parrot." ”
"Yes, it is impossible for a human body to be transformed into the body of a parrot." Cha Huan said, "Teacher Qin, please take a seat." ”
Leyu walked over and found that there was no chair. He looked left and right, but at this time Cha Huan stood up: "Teacher Qin, your position is here." ”
Cha Huan pointed to his chair.
"Principal Jean, come, please take a seat." Cha Huan bent down and saluted and said respectfully: "You're welcome, this is your position." ”
Le Yu pulled the corners of his mouth, and he was not polite, and went over to sit down directly, but at the moment when his butt was about to touch the chair, Cha Huan directly snatched the chair and sat down.
Leyu maintains her posture unchanged, hanging in the air as if she were sitting on an air chair.
"Thank you, Principal Cha, this location is really good, it suits me perfectly." Le Yu said slowly.
"I'm afraid that if you sit for a long time, you will lose your life." Cha Huan sneered.
"Don't be afraid, I'm young, I can withstand it." Leyu replied: "I still have a lot of years to live. ”
An old man and a young man looked at each other, and a moment later, with a pop, the two of them laughed at the same time.