Although he is approaching his age, his character is almost the same as his size - he is like a child, like a kitten, with the most innocent essence and the most brutal nature.

Since offending the cicada dust, Le Yu has also investigated Yantong. Tanuki said that he was not the dirtiest of the four inspectors, that was too arrogant, in the eyes of Leyu, the four inspectors were basically scum, the difference was only in which aspect of the scum.

Just like a child will scald an ant's nest with hot water, in the eyes of the raccoon slave, ordinary people are no different from ants, anyway, they are not his kind, empathy, compassion, rabbit death and fox sadness and other psychological phenomena are completely not reflected in the raccoon slave.

Therefore, he captures prisoners, though not the most cruel, but certainly the most chilling—he will play with them to death out of the purest interest, on the whims of the whim.

There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames. The reason for the nickname 'Tanuki Slave' is not because the people of Yanjing think that the cicada dusty is cute, but because the cicada dusty is like a cat that likes to play with mice.

'Rather with lackeys than with raccoon slaves', this is the truth. If you don't kill yourself, you'll have the longest day of your life.

Although he was indeed saved by the cicada dust this time, Leyu actually wanted to take revenge directly and leave, anyway, to deal with this kind of enemy, Leyu didn't talk about any morality.

However, the younger brother of the tool man is still working under the tanuki slave, and Le Yu has some scruples, and he really wants to find an ally of Yantong to discuss, and more importantly, the Yantong operators in the distance have not gone far, if he escapes, the cicada dusty can call the operators to chase and intercept him.

This fat man must have done this kind of thing, and he can pass the blame off afterwards - he is not the person in charge of this operation, and Qin Leyin will not theoretically appear outside the royal courtyard, how does he know that this Qin Leyin actually pretends to be a white-haired assassin at night and works overtime?

Although cooperation is a last resort, Le Yu doesn't want to be led by the nose by the raccoon slave, otherwise he will be trampled on the head and humiliated by the raccoon slave sooner or later. Now Le Yu is one step ahead of him to suppress this fat arrogance, and he will naturally be the main one in the future, but the price is that he will further offend the cicada dust.

This raccoon slave kept staring at his lower body, afraid that he was not thinking about how to sterilize Leyu.

However, half a year later, either Leyu changed to the No. 5 machine, or the raccoon slave returned to the countryside to plant sweet potatoes. This price, for Leyu, is like going to McDonald's to buy French fries and send ketchup, which is equivalent to giving it away for free.

"Let's start with a question." Le Yu stared at the silent imperial courtyard in the distance and asked, "How is the relationship between Yantong and Cha Huan?" In other words, will Yantong want tea to die?"

The tanuki sat on the branch and dangled his little short legs: "Huh? It's not bad, but as for whether the director has murderous intentions towards Cha Huan, I don't know. ”

"Not bad?" Le Yu was a little surprised: "I thought that Cha Huan must have hated you traitors like you." ”

"Cha Huan does hate traitors to the country," Inspector Cicada said with a smile: "The problem is that our Statistics Department is not a traitor to the country. ”

He smashed his mouth, found that the toffee had finished eating, and said lazily: "If we are really a group of bedbugs who only know how to be corrupt and pervert the law, do you think the imperial court will make us grow to this point?" Do you think Yanjing Wuzhu will really indulge us so far? You don't know the character of a warrior, either unscrupulous, or upright and unyielding, the higher the realm, the more stubborn. ”

"In my opinion, Yanjing Wuzhu is divided into three categories, one is unscrupulous, some is following the crowd, and some are the upright and unyielding of Cha Huan. If one of them could not tolerate us at all, we would have been uprooted one night long ago. ”

"Why do statistics divisions everywhere have such a bad reputation? I don't know anywhere else, but there are three kinds of people arrested by Yantong: those who are powerful, those who are rich, and those who rebel. But in any case, none of the people we arrested were good people—unless you think there were good people among the rebels. ”

"After the death of the previous emperor, why did you urgently set up a statistics department?" Tanuki sneered: "Even if the imperial court pushes the emperor's death to the backlighters, everyone knows that someone must accompany the emperor to bury him - this is not only the royal family's request, but also the righteousness of the imperial court!" ”

"Moreover, many people know that the time has come when the country has to get rid of insects, but they also know that they are insects themselves! The death of the emperor is the best name for insect control, and the bigger the worm, the more you have to get rid of other insects that compete with you for nutrition! ”

"That's why the Statistics Division came into being, saying that it is to hunt down backlight molecules, but in fact it is to kill insects!"

"If the patrol guards dare not arrest them, we will arrest them!"

"Those who the twelve guards dare not kill, we will kill!"

Cicada Chenchen stretched out his right hand: "I pinched Uncle Hou to death, more than five fingers; I have stolen more family property than you have brought from Dongyang! ”

"In the past, those nobles who were sitting on high-ranking officials and wealthy families only need to give them the name of a 'backlight element', and they can kill them without any scruples! And it's not all wronged, there are really a few sons of the family who participate in the Raushzi Backlight Organization, and people like this who rebel against themselves are the best examples of propaganda. ”

"So you understand why Cha Huan has a good relationship with us, right?" The raccoon slave smiled and said, "Do you think Yantong is very unpleasant? But in the eyes of Cha Huan, there are dirtier, uglier, and more unhappy existences than Yantong! But those existences that make him unhappy, he himself is not convenient to do, and now we have Yantong to purify the environment for everyone, but it is in line with the hearts of many people. ”

"Why does our Statistics Division have such a bad reputation? Because those who have the power and money always have the ability to make a voice, our reputation will naturally not be good. Think about it, the most popular rumors about our Statistics Department are that we have framed backlight, planted blame, and killed without judgment? They also don't want to think about how we can catch those bed bugs in the autumn breeze if it weren't for the name of catching the backlight. If you follow the normal trial process, those 'loyal and good' in the eyes of civilians can all eat and drink spicy and play with women in the prison cell! ”

Le Yu raised his eyebrows: "So, you want to say that your Statistics Department is actually an underground hero who has been misunderstood, in fact, you have not done anything bad, you are doing good things that others dare not do?" ”

"Not really." The tanuki laughed, "In order to expand our power, we will naturally cross the line. Sometimes catch the wrong person, if the other party has no backstage, then if it is dead, if the other party has a backstage, we will give the other party a face and make a good fate. ”

"If you know how many people Cha Huan has to go through from our Yantong, you will know why I dare to say that Cha Huan has a good relationship with us - we have given him so many faces, he always has to give us back face once or twice."

"I don't usually explain this kind of thing, because the Statistics Department doesn't need outsiders to understand." Cicada Chenchen stood up on the branch and looked down at Le Yu: "The reason why I explained to you is because of your information. ”

"It seems that someone wants to do something to Chahuan?"

Le Yu nodded: "The Grass Chopper, the Three Spear Gate, the Brotherhood, the Cursed Hunter, and the National Salvation Society." ”

The tanuki suddenly realized: "The National Salvation and Relief Meeting...... I understand why Junza gave up tonight's heartbeat. ”

"Speaking of which, why don't you Yantong directly arrest the National Salvation Society?" Leyu suddenly realized this problem: "If you have any doubts about this organization, arrest and torture them, even if they have a backstage, it's too late to release people when they speak in the background." ”

"It's been done, but it doesn't make sense." The raccoon slave sighed: "Ordinary members are actually the distributors of the president, they don't know anything, and they can't squeeze a word when they catch and squeeze oil." And their president, but even our Yantong doesn't know how to follow, how to catch it? ”

"Distributors?" Le Yu blinked: "Isn't the National Salvation Association just a disaster relief donation?" What merchandise do they have? ”

"Don't you know? I thought people like you had already been exposed. Inspector Cicada glanced at Le Yu, "The goods they sell are not circulating in the market at all, and ordinary people can't afford them." In addition to Yanjing, the best place to sell is your hometown of Dongyang. ”

Ordinary people can't afford it, it doesn't circulate in the market, and it spreads from Yanjing to Dongyang......

Le Yu frowned slightly: "Could it be ......?"

"The waves are scattered." Cicada Chenchen said: "Also known as Immortal San, Happy San, which does not have any side effects, is said to be of great help to thinking and cultivating. There are many martial artists, and even martial artists will take Hailangsan to assist in cultivation. ”

"No one knows how to allocate it at all, it will only come out of the National Salvation Society, and it has no price. Because of this existence, even Yan Tong couldn't attack them - I just squeezed that businessman for half a day, and a large number of people rushed over to the Statistics Department to ask for someone. ”

"Although many people maintain it, in my opinion, the waves are actually poison used to empty money and empty the spirit."

The tanuki clasped his hands and said, "Anyway, the director thinks so." It's just that the National Salvation Association often donates money, and even the director can't say anything - half of the car I usually sit in has to be bought by the National Salvation Association. ”

Take money from the upper classes with poison, empty their bodies by the way, reduce their lifespan, and then use the money where it benefits the masses......

Leyu suddenly felt that this routine seemed to be seen somewhere.

"Okay, it's time for you to tell your plan, right?" Cicada Chenchen grabbed his sleeve and said vigilantly, "Don't think about leaving me." ”

"Don't worry, you can't go." Leyu smiled: "What is my plan...... To put it simply, it's a game of adventure. ”

"Adventure game? What do you mean? ”

"It is to arrange monsters one by one, put them on the way to intercept adventurers, let adventurers lose their troops, and go through a lot of hardships before they can meet the big demon king who is waiting for work at the bottom of the pass."

The tanuki nun nodded thoughtfully: "So we Yantong are adventurers?" ”

"No, you're monsters." Leyu pointed to himself: "I am the Great Demon King." Those who dare to assassinate me are the adventurers we want to be hospitable. ”

"Are you ready to play with them, Cicada Fat?"

"I'm not happy that you can breathe, but it's a bit of fun to work with you, Jean puppy."