My acting skills are as realistic as King Qin Guang is right in front of me, pretending to bow down, pious and hypocritical to say words that can't reach the sky.

"Hehehe, okay!"

Sima Tongzhao didn't feel disgusted by my sycophants like a villain, but patted me on the shoulder as if encouraging the younger generation: "Young man, you can get a high position in the underworld!"

"Don't dare to be! Don't dare to be! ”

I was so modest that I almost stuck my head in the crack in the floor.

"So be it."

Sima Tongzhao walked to the window as he spoke: "You just do your live broadcast well, don't think about anything else, don't do anything." Naturally, someone will deal with those things, hoping that when you meet in the underworld, you will be promoted and rich. ”

"Order!"

I continued to keep my posture low without reincarnation.

"Gone!"

Sima Tongzhao started one by one, went directly through the window glass, and then disappeared into the air on the fourth floor, where he didn't know.

"Quack ......"

There was a sound of some kind of fragile shattering in my ears, followed by a dizziness in my brain, and in the blink of an eye, the space around my body distorted, forming a huge vortex, the core of the vortex turned faster and faster, and finally reached the critical point of explosion, as if it blew me to pieces.

"Hoo ......"

I woke up in the real world in a cold sweat, and I suddenly realized that the scene just now was just an illusion caused by Sima Tongzhao, but it was more representative that he himself really came to see me, and urged me to hurry up and broadcast live.

"This man! It's not okay to live too well! In the future, I will have to learn the golden mean. Alas! You can't live without me! ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead, brazenly and naturally bragged to brag about myself, and rushed to my real home.

At the same time, I sighed in my heart that the underworld is not in vain, and there is indeed a true Taoist god who cultivates to be superb. No matter how I say that after several times of systematic self-made illusion, my spiritual level can at least be said to be a few realms higher than ordinary people, not to mention indestructible, it must also be tenacious.

But this time, it was easy for me to fool me.

The entity still needs to be improved! Otherwise, the next time I meet a guy who wants to harm me, God knows it will be such a dismal end.

"Alas!"

I went back to my hometown, fell on the bed, turned over, looked at the roof with my eyes, and whispered to the system mother in my mind: "System mother~ System mother~ What are you doing?" The eldest son has something to do with you! ”

"Burn my calories~"

The system's mother was as if she had been poisoned by demonic brainwashing, and her tone of voice became rippling: "Oh! What's wrong?! My cute, smart, witty, and clever, awesome host brother of Klaas! ”

"Not ......"

I blushed and asked shyly, "Can you be normal...... Shouldn't you be the image of a goddess of coldness? How did it become the voice of green tea? Please don't spoil your noble image in my heart. ”

"Okay! My host little brother. ”

The mother of the system trembled for no reason: "Little brother~ online dating?" I'm the system tone! ”

"I'm dating your uncle online!"

I really couldn't stand the system mother who was a demon, so I decisively ignored the polite part of each other, and said what I thought at this time: "The one named Sima Tongzhao came to me and said that I would go to the underworld for live broadcast." I can't go on my own, can you just send me in. ”

"No~"

The host's mother is like a treasure intelligent customer service: "Generally, there is its own ghost door when it returns to the place~ But the host does not have it at present~ So if the host wants to go to the underworld, he can only draw according to the horror carousel~ If you can't draw, you can't go~"

"Oh my mom! Can you talk to me?! ”

I resisted my temper and tried my best to communicate and coordinate with her patiently: "Otherwise, let's not draw a lottery." With your urine strength, you can't give me all the 50,000 fear points that I have saved so hard! You just make a price directly, and I'll pay the fear value when it's over, and then you send me to the live broadcast room where I went last time, and let's support the live broadcast room again. ”

"Okay~You can listen to the host's opinion~"

The system mom still goes her own way and doesn't care at all what I think of her.

"Let's do it, let's do it, you have to die sooner or later."

I broke the jar and broke it anymore, and I didn't let her change her tone.

"Jingle Bell~"

The system prompt followed the pace of the best friend and changed the style of painting.

The mother of the system continued to say in a weird way: "The cost of space crossing to the live broadcast room of the underworld this time is 5,000 fear points~ So does the host still want to go?" It's very expensive~heehehe~"

"Do you finally have a conscience and know that you are a profiteer?"

I wanted to cry without tears and complained wildly on the topic: "Since you have this bullshit fear value, your face has changed!" It's no longer the pure, innocent, innocent, kind, and lovely system mom of the past! You are also polluted by the dust of the world! Customer service, these shoes are broken! I want to return the money and get my money back! ”

"Okay~Then do you want to go to the host~"

In the face of my inhumane complaints, the mother of the system did not have any emotional fluctuations in her heart: "The props and the required live broadcast content in the live broadcast room this time have been prepared for the host~"

"What's the content? Won't you eat bibimbap again? ”

I'm powerless and fascinated by the system's mother's operation, and I don't understand what unreasonable props she will prepare for me in the live broadcast room this time.

After all, the lessons of the previous car are the teachers of the rear cars.

The first live broadcast to my bibimbap.

Then the second live broadcast can't directly let me surf the tombstone?!

"You'll know if you go~So do you want to go or not~"

The system mom is careful not to disclose any information.

"Go, go now."

I casually agreed, distraught.

"Okay~"

The mother of the system suddenly returned to a serious and solemn tone: "Five thousand fear points have been automatically deducted, and the host will be taken to the live broadcast room of the underworld next."

"Waterfa!? You're schizophrenic! ”

I'm going to scold the system mother again.

I didn't expect it.

In the blink of an eye, the surrounding space distorts to a degree that is visible to the naked eye.

It's like wandering through outer space.

I floated up out of thin air, helpless in my heart, my limbs frantically struggling in panic, suffocating and oppressive like drowning in the deep sea, so that my breathing was forcibly suspended in this minute.

"Buzz...... Buzz ......"

A black hole suddenly appeared on the surface of the bed, and I was pulled into it with great attraction.

"Hoo ......"

A second before I fell into the pit, I finally took a breath, seized the opportunity, and shouted in embarrassment: "System mother! Your uncle's! You're waiting for an opportunity to get revenge on me! I'm not done with you! ”

"Ahh Help me! Someone is going to die! ”

……

"Huh!"

"Pak~"

I landed on the ground first, and I almost broke my ass into eight petals, but fortunately, my body is much stronger and this night is different, otherwise I would have to be paralyzed this time.

"Oh, my peach buttocks!"

I rubbed my ass and stood up with a stumbling belly, looking at my surroundings, and secretly felt sorry for myself: "Where is this!?"

That's right!

The live streaming environment has really changed!

Not like the small house last time.

Instead, he was in a forest, surrounded by willows, poplars, locust trees, and cypress trees, and it seemed that he had gathered all the trees that the sun liked to plant next to the grave.

The trees surrounded the city, leaving a small open space of ten meters in the middle.

Sometimes there are crows and cats.

The sky is gray, not completely darkened, and there is no light, so you can see the environment properly.

In front of me was still a tall phone holder with a mobile phone, and another spare phone on the ground next to the stand.

I rubbed my buttocks, picked up the spare phone with one hand, and looked at the phone on the phone holder, and found that the live broadcast had been started, but the number of ghosts was only three.

"The cannon is on the air?!"

One of the ghosts, cheering and sending a barrage.

I looked into the camera of my phone, smiled professionally and replied, "Yes, it's on."

"I'm going to tell others that the kid who eats bibimbap with ashes is finally on the air!"

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll ......"

"Wait for me."

This time, the three ghosts all ran to publicize, and for a while, there was not a single audience in the live broadcast room, and the atmosphere instantly cooled down.

"Alas! This is really a person who is afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong! ”

I shook my head and sighed, not discouraged, looking back at what I was going to live broadcast today.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it......

Three meters behind me, there was a black brand new Wuling Hongguang van, which had nothing to look out for.

But now it's different.

There is a large white flower hanging from the front window of the van, and black cloth is used as a foil on both sides, and under the large white flower is a black and white photo.

That's right...... It's a hearse.

That's right...... The person in the black-and-white photo is still me.

When I thought I might be playing hearse drift today, I looked to the right again, and for a moment I was numb and panicked.

On the left side of the hearse is a small grave bag that is slightly upturned.

In front of the small tomb are white-flour steamed buns, two pots, two candles, and ashes left over from the burning of paper.

Sticking to both sides of the grave is a pair of couplets written in red and white.

Left Union: Sigh the past blind TM jump!

Right: Remembering the chaos of the present day JB shake!

Horizontal batch: Uncle Pulla was beaten by the North Nose!

The most annoying thing is that the swear words are clearly written, but they are harmoniously replaced by capital letters, which gives people a very funny feeling.

However...... Couplet in the middle......

There is a black and white photo of me, and this photo is different from the other two, not framed with a photo of my youth, but instead framed with a photo of my childhood, framed in black and white.

In the photo, mine is still foaming with snot!

The smile is so bright and green!

I gasped for breath, and took advantage of the fact that there was no audience in the live broadcast room now, and asked the system mother what she meant: "Your uncle!" What do you mean? The hearse and the grave bag are all out for me! What's the matter? Play hearse drift first, and then play grave jumping? Why don't you give me an entire tombstone to surf again? The four unique skills have been put together! ”

"The host wants to be a good boy who keeps his promise~ You boasted about Haikou in the live broadcast room that day, saying that you would broadcast live in the future, and you can't be speechless~ That will be looked down upon by the system's mother~"

There was a playful smile in the system's mother's tone.

I crossed my hands on my hips, my heart ached, and seeing that I would be able to build a bridge in my heart in two days, seven dissatisfied and eight were not angry and said to the system mother: "Then I said in the live broadcast room today that I want to pull the Jade Emperor's big mouth, and you can also satisfy me?!"

"Yes~ You are not afraid of death!"

System mom is still sneering.

"Waters!?"

I confronted him angrily: "Let you say this!" Sisters! Why don't you give me the whole trench, and then give me a broken straw mat when I'm done, and I'll give them a straw mat on the live broadcast, and play a stuffy honey in the trench!? ”

"It's okay~"

The system mom felt that there was merit in my proposal.

"Oops, I'm going to XXX!!"