"Stop scolding, pay attention to your qualities."

The system's mother proudly slowly symbolized that she had won the battle of words: "Ahem, cough, an audience has come, you can broadcast it live."

"Cut! I won't worry about you today, and I won't be an example! ”

I find myself under the stairs, after all, what to do is the system mother has the final say, I have no other way to resist except for my addiction, and when my Taoist cultivation reaches a certain level, I will definitely personify her, and then let her not get out of bed for at least three days, thinking of my hips hurts!

Uncle's!

I angrily picked up the spare phone, then turned off the microphone ban option and pointed at the camera with a smile on my face.

However, what I never expected was!

In just five minutes, more than 10,000 ghost viewers gathered, and the barrage in the live broadcast room can be described as a mountain and a tsunami, and even the backstage did not react, and the barrage card was directly diverted and sent.

"Zhao cannon is awesome!"

"Bibimbap! Bibimbap! ”

"Look there's a hearse behind him!"

"! Do you really want to play hearse drift!? ”

"Take a closer look...... Not only hearse, but also grave bags! ”

"Grave jumping! Grave jumping! ”

"Jumpy! Jumpy! ”

……

At first, the barrage was still discussing with each other, but then the sharp-eyed ghost looked at the set structure of my surroundings, and instantly realized and looked forward to arranging the barrage in the live broadcast room into a unified formation: "Jump! Jumpy! ”

At this time, the number of ghosts in the live broadcast room: 15023.

I greeted the camera confidently: "Good evening, audience friends!" I'm the well-known anchor Zhao Dacang, who loves the hell and sees the grave, and if I don't play the good ones and the expensive ones, I just want to play something dead! ”

"Jumpy! Jumpy! ”

"Jumpy! Jumpy! ”

"Jumpy! Jumpy! ”

……

"Let's be quiet!"

I didn't expect them to be so enthusiastic, so I continued to strengthen and consolidate the lively atmosphere in the live broadcast room: "Audience friends! I Zhao Cannon said last time that this live broadcast will show you to jump on your own grave, so I, Zhao Cannon, did what I said! Let's take a closer look! ”

Removed the mobile phone from the stand, took a careful look at the hearse and the grave bag, and then put the phone back in the holder: "Everyone can see it clearly!" This is my grave bag! In order to make everyone happy, let's not talk nonsense! Rocket Piercing Arrows brush up! The money is in place, and it's not a problem for me to jump four little swans on my grave bag! Miao's thief! Get high!"

I strode to the grave, split my legs into a 70-centimeter line, pointed to the camera of my phone with one hand, opened the music player of the spare phone with my right hand, and shouted the jargon of a nightclub DJ with a broken voice: "Eribatti!" On this emotional evening, let us let go of the restless emotions in our hearts. Sweat it out and let your stress out!! ”

"Awesome!"

"Where is the local tyrant? I want to see tango! ”

"I want to see a square dance! The most dazzling national style! ”

"Let's get high!"

……

"Huh!"

At the moment when I stood up, all the colored lights were turned on, and there were green, red, purple, black, yellow, and the dazzling lights all condensed on my body, making me feel like a god descending from heaven.

Lighting is important, and the accompaniment is equally important.

"Where's the music?!"

I found that the music player here was out of my control, so as to avoid the awkward cold of the atmosphere, so I hurriedly urged the system mother to get the accompaniment out.

"Didn't give it! Wairui didn't give it! ”

At the beginning of the 21st century, discotheque bundy DJs resounded in the sky.

I stood on the grave bag, a little overwhelmed and indifferent...... To be honest, I have only jumped a handful of times, and I really have not undergone professional training and long-term edification.

Wait a minute......

Why does this song sound so familiar!?

I didn't have a temperament to sway my body slightly to the beat of the music, and my hands kept patting my thighs on both sides, and when the music gradually melted, I suddenly raised my head and sang along with the original music: "There are too many rights and wrongs in love~ Come to the occasion of the eyebrow flying color dance~ Mix his impulse and her loneliness ~ Don't care about the consequences~"

"it...... This is ...... sense of age"

"This ...... Is it a dance of eyebrows?? ”

"I remember when I was dancing in a disco in my hometown......"

"Shake it up!"

……

"Afterwards~ignore me, it doesn't matter the result~"

I sang embarrassedly dryly, and I felt that the lyrics were not strong enough to shine enough, so I simply sang it again with a big mouth: "There are a million loopholes in the set ~ Quickly puncture ~ There will be results after the puncture ~ Afterwards it is not unexpected that you are pregnant or not, and it is no result with me~"

"Oh oh oh~"

With a subtle expression, I read the advertising slogan: "Have you started?" Oh! My dear! I'm done! Bazaar Black! ”

"Is he driving?"

"This car drives so low-level~"

"But whether to say it or not, he is the only one who stands on his grave and drives."

……

Sima Tongzhao, who had the title of superpipe, sent a barrage with a murderous aura coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, now the underworld is also implementing anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities, if you are too energetic, you will be permanently banned from the live broadcast room."

I didn't pay attention to the other barrages, but I watched Sima Tongzhao's hair.

hurriedly saluted the mobile phone camera, and then raised his head and shouted: "DJing!" Give me a change tune, this tune isn't good enough! ”

"Ding......

A system prompt disguised as a DJ sounds.

The extremely charming tone of the system mother filled the entire live broadcast room: "Okay~Host~What song do you want~"

"! There's actually a sister paper! ”

"Let the sister paper come out and jump!"

"We're going to see the sister paper! Look at the sister paper! ”

"Sister paper! Sister paper! ”

When the ghost audience heard the voice of the system's mother, they all exploded at once, shouting for the owner of this voice to dance on stage.

"I'll just say it...... A few more southeast Y female paper people are better than anything else...... With such a group of color critics, I saw that the female paper man couldn't walk. ”

I took advantage of the time to cut the song, took a breath, looked at the barrage, and secretly scolded that these ghosts are not a good thing, is it interesting for women to have me?!

Wait a minute......

I seem to have forgotten about a hidden passive ability......

“chua

！ ”

I was about to do something shameless, when the lights and the light in the sky suddenly went out, and the environment was pitch black, and I couldn't see my fingers.

"What's going on?! System mom is dead!? ”

I'm really afraid that there will be an accident in the system mother, after all, on such an important occasion, if there is an accident, people will definitely not watch it in the future.

But what happened next was more than I could have imagined.

I suddenly noticed that a hand was undressing me, and I managed to rip off my sweatshirt jacket, black shirt underneath, black trousers underneath, and black leather shoes that I hadn't washed and changed in a long time.

Standing naked on the grave bag.

And something smeared on my face.

I clasped my hands on vital organs that could not be leaked, and shouted hysterically, "Why are you taking off my clothes?" Let me give them a pole dance! ”

"Boom......"

No one responded to me, but there was a cracking sound, followed by new clothes on my body and a new and clean panty.

"Huh? Why don't these pants have a crotch? ”

I cautiously touched the big baby, and suddenly I found that what I was wearing under it was not pants, but more like a skirt.

"Bang dang!"

The loud sound of the gongs striking together is like a sign that the main scene has really begun.

"Huh!"

A second later, the lights came on and focused on me.

The ghosts who were originally guarding in front of their mobile phones and were scolding were all stunned at the moment when the lights came on, and they couldn't even hit the twenty-six English letters.

But there are still a few ghosts with superb psychological endurance, who are happily barrage in the live broadcast industry.

"Women's clothing boss?!"

"Big dick cute girl?!"

"Sailor Moon from the future?!"

"Don't say it, the anchor is much more beautiful at a glance......"

"Look at the blue hair, then at the ordinary bust, then at the thick hair on the thighs, and then at the slightly upturned peak...... Is this something special to give us a kind of contrast? ”

I don't know which bigwig tyrant made a move, a cloud-piercing arrow worth 10,000 banknotes was given to me, and after the special effects disappeared, he silently sent a barrage: "I don't mean anything else...... I just want to ask the anchor...... What is the Ghost Number!? ”