We really don't know why many ghosts have this sentence.

We really don't know why many ghosts are tired of creating all kinds of dark environments and tattered shapes with howling winds.

Anyway, the woman in front of her, like most ghosts, has no maverick side, has a bloody mouth, and has at least three dark yellow tongues in her mouth that look like they have eaten. The eyes are rolled to the white of the eye, as if the cataract patient is so severe that he is blind. The nasal bone collapsed and was crooked, the left ear was missing, the right ear was bleeding out, and the ten fingers of both hands were placed on the left and right sections of the face.

But I wasn't afraid, could someone like me, who could carry his own basket with his own hands, be afraid of such a small scene? Absolutely not!

I calmly summoned a primary exorcism charm from my space backpack, then calmly threw the primary exorcism charm into her mouth, and shouted the mantra of the spell: "Woohoolaka!" Balala energy! Haste as a law!"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The rudimentary exorcism charm exploded in her mouth, crackling like a firecracker, enough for a minute.

"Uh......"

In the face of the fact that I didn't play the cards according to the script, the woman retreated again and again without tension, and her body faded by three points and stopped shouting.

"Uncle......

Zhao Huohuo wanted me to take advantage of the victory and chase after me.

"Don't panic!"

I summoned a hundred rings of earth red in my stomach, and took two steps forward to hang the rope buckle of the tail of the earth red firecracker on her lap.

One of the excellent features of the props produced by the mother of this system is that they can come into contact with the ghosts themselves, and the effects caused can directly damage the ghosts.

"Boom!"

After I hung up the firecracker, I took three steps back and detonated the firecracker's fuse by speaking.

"......"

The lead ignites spontaneously without fire, and the lead less than five centimeters quickly burns to the head.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

This time it was really the New Year's firecracker, and the time when the earth red was released to ten thousand rings, the woman's soul body was blackened, as if she had just gone ashore after the coal mine, her tongue was no longer wriggling, and the blood was gone, and her eyes were about to stop.

"Wait......"

The woman's voice was a man's, and when she saw that I was going to take something out, she hurriedly stopped it in fear: "Big brother, can you play your cards according to the routine!?"

"I don't have a routine!"

I pinched a primary exorcism charm in my hand and responded with confidence.

"Can we fight the law of spiritual politeness and modern civilization?"

The woman's body emitted black smoke, her eyes were full of fear, and she appealed to me in embarrassment: "Shouldn't you use a peachwood sword to catch ghosts?" Why are there firecrackers on this? ”

"I'm not a Maoshan Taoist!"

I was reasonable, and I pretended to be forced to say: "Besides, it's just you? Pretending to be a ghost, is it worthy of me to use a peachwood sword? Firecrackers are going to kill you!"

"Can't you have a good time?"

The woman's yin and yang weird questioned.

"Is it the routine you played first? Pretend to be happy! What's the matter? Do you really think I have a guilty conscience for her? Dude, if I had a conscience, I would have died 800 times earlier, so you can tell me what the hell you want to do! ”

I didn't give an inch to ask her to fold her.

"Brother, do you still recognize me?"

When the woman spoke, her body began to shrink, as if she was condensing the essence of life, and finally shrunk into a big pink ball of meat, with a nose, eyes and a mouth in the middle of the ball, which was very funny and disgusting.

"? Isn't this a meat ball ghost who wants to supplement calcium? ”

I pondered twice, and then I remembered that the meat ball ghost in front of me was the one I saw in Zhang Xingxing's house, claiming that absorbing incense can replenish calcium, which is extremely strange, I don't know what kind of meat ball ghost it is.

"Yes, yes, it's me, I thought you were so forgetful!"

The eyes of the meat ball ghost were downward, and when he put his eyes on me again, he saw that I picked up the dust of the ancestor in my hand, and it looked like he was going to smoke him, so he hurriedly mourned Gao Bincong: "Big brother! Put what you have in your hands! Before, it was a small one who didn't know Taishan, which angered the eldest brother, but now I'm different! Little I'm not a lonely ghost now, I'm in the underworld! ”

"You have the name of NMLGB?"

I scolded, but on second thought, he said what was the matter with his name in the underworld? Is it the same origin as my teacher? No, you can't rush it.

So I put down my grandfather and dusted it, raised my head and said to him with my nostrils, "Where are you named?" Let's talk about it, I know it. ”

"I'm in the Underground Mansion Qin Guangdian!"

The meat ball ghost breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he had a great backer, and continued: "I am the commissioner specially sent by His Royal Highness King Qin Guang to the Yang World to investigate the truth behind the reason why the Yin Cha was killed in Loose City, and I am now a C-class Yin Cha!"

"What's that?"

I never expected him to be able to report Qin Guangdian's name, and asked in surprise: "What about your bad card?" Why are you so virtuous? And why are you pretending to be happy to intimidate me? ”

"I'm here!"

The meat ball ghost spat out a copy of the bad card from his mouth, grabbed it with his shriveled and stubby little hand, and rushed it towards me, and then said, "I keep this appearance in order to return to the basics and help me in my daily practice. As for ......"

The meat ball ghost paused, and his small eyes, which were almost squeezed into a slit, scanned the surroundings, and after not finding any trouble, he said clearly: "I first tracked down here, and then I saw the soul of the mistress of the house on the roof of the building, but I didn't expect that the mistress soul had a Buddha statue of the King of Fudo on her head, and she had been manipulated by the Buddha statue, and she stayed here to wait for someone's arrival."

"And then?"

I put one hand in my pocket, and my grandfather was ready to attack at any time.

"And then ......"

The meat ball ghost said with a little hesitation: "Then I don't know what happened to the accident, the hostess's soul was taken away by two men, I don't know what the specific situation is......"

"Then why do you pretend to be a human being!?"

I became more and more skeptical about the credibility of this meat ball ghost.

"As soon as people walk on the front foot, you will come on the back foot."

The meat ball ghost said in a weak tone: "Then I will look at you...... I will think about scaring and scaring you, and I will avenge that you beat me like a dog that day. ”

"You dog basket!"

The more I thought about it, the more angry my heart became, and I waved my grandfather twice to whisk the dust, and forcibly threatened him with a broken voice: "For the sake of your face for King Qin Guang, the previous accounts of the two of us will be written off." If you still have any complaints, find me alone after you are done, and I will continue to do whatever you have means. ”

"Okay, it's important."

Xing Xing was a small official under the leadership of a supernumerary person, and he gave the meat ball ghost enough confidence, and in the face of me, he didn't have the feeling of being honest and scared before, and asked loudly: "You are also a lackey under the throne of Qin Guang, what level have you got?" Do you need my brother to take care of you!? ”

"What rank doesn't beat you?!"

I wasn't convinced at all, and I really didn't take him seriously: "Don't pretend to be with me, His Royal Highness King Qin Guang has brought you any useful clues from the underworld?"

"Do you think he'll be able to see me in person? Am I enough? ”

In fact, a lonely ghost like this with no other back, even if he is a yin, it is difficult to get into the eyes of the Yama Law, and the same is true for the meat ball ghost.

Fortunately, the meat ball ghost is cheerful by nature, and he doesn't care too much about these crooked intestines, so he adjusted his mentality and took the initiative to explain the fragmentary tasks sent by King Qin Guang: "It was given to me by Da Sima, and he told me to go to the yang world to see why these yin cha who were sealed in the yang world are about to die, and he also told me that if this matter can be managed, it will be managed, and if it can't be managed, it will be pulled."

"Can you say something useful?"

I scolded him angrily, after all, my sister's soul is in the hands of others.

"Okay, okay, you're really unqualified."

Seeing my murderous intent, the meat ball ghost simply picked out the key points and said: "When the ghost door was opened last year, a little ghost bought the yin on the path, defected from the underworld without permission, and took root in the yang world. Hiding in a temple for the rich to have fun, absorbing the desires of these rich people every day, and then he TM evolved! ”

"Evolved? Why don't you talk about genetic variation? ”

I was so distraught that I wanted to use my grandfather's dust to smoke him to death.

"I didn't mess with you!"

The meat ball ghost continued seriously: "The ghosts that come out of this underworld will evolve after eating a certain amount of the same kind or absorbing the negative energy of living people over the years, and the direction of evolution will definitely not develop in a good place!"

"So what?"

I feel even more that this time it is not easy.

"Listen to the meaning of Da Sima......"

The meat ball ghost said solemnly: "This little ghost has evolved into a human being, coupled with his resentment and understanding of the underworld, so he not only harms people, but also likes to massacre the yin!"

"Haunted?"