0138 Human

"Haunted?"

It's not the first time I've heard of this, because according to the book records, Zhen is a kind of ghost that is taken out separately and classified, and he usually accompanies the "year beast". Every year in the Chinese New Year's Eve, come out to harm people, touch the forehead of a sleeping child three times with your hand, the child will be frightened and cry, and then he will have a fever, speak and get sick, even if the fever is good, the smart and clever child will get a demented and crazy fool.

Therefore, the ancients later studied and understood a method, which would have eight copper coins representing the eight immortals placed under the child's pillow to be used to make trouble. It just so happens that I don't know why I was scared away by the copper coin, and I won't hurt the child again. So much so that this method was widely spread later, and evolved into the later pressure money, also known as the pressure money.

His usual appearance is characterized by black hands and white hands, his body size is roughly the same as that of a seven or eight-year-old naughty boy, the folded skin of an old man, and his facial features are extremely ugly against the background of black skin.

It is said that because of his suspicious nature, he likes to cover his face with all kinds of strange masks, which is considered a means of intimidation.

But in modern times, after this kind of ghost is eliminated by time, it will die, and ordinary people will never see it in their lifetime.

I didn't expect to come across such a game.

All my complaints about the corruption of the underworld system: "Why can a ghost escape from the underworld?" And why does the underworld exist? ”

"The beasts are all pressed in the underworld!"

The meat ball ghost has a general idea of the underworld, and vaguely explained: "It is very common in the underworld, and it is in groups...... Also, don't talk nonsense...... I bought this bad identity with a lot of money......"

"Ouch!"

I went straight up angrily: "Just tell me, what kind of thing can't be bought in the underworld?" Can you buy this thing? ”

"If you have a way, you can buy anything."

The meat ball ghost didn't feel embarrassed at all: "It just so happens that my ancestor has had a fate with His Royal Highness King Qin Guang, so I joined the team and became a team."

"Okay, you're awesome!"

I gave him a thumbs up, and said in a weird way: "Then the underworld sent the Yin Mission, what should we do next?" Do you have any ideas? ”

"That's right!"

Meat Ball accepted my mocking praise with peace of mind, and said the plan he had been planning for a long time: "Now there are only three of us left in Songdong City, and I don't know or understand the specific situation of that yin. But to follow the plan I set, I need a good bait to lure these minions here, and then catch them all, and then completely eradicate them!"

"Who's the bait?"

I asked, knowing it, pretending to be stupid.

"This ......"

The meat ball ghost smiled stupidly: "This is the first time I go out to do errands seriously, and I don't know much about the ability to do bad things, so I have to rely on you, an adult, and I will be wronged by you for a while, and you will be a bait, and you will be bait."

"!"

I wanted to give him a big mouth: "You are not familiar with bad skills, so what the hell is it that I don't know anyone!" In case someone evolves into something, won't they catch me off guard! ”

"Won't ......"

The meat ball ghost shook his head with all kinds of affirmation: "The reason why this human ghost is called human is because he absorbs enough human desires. Because of this, he won't go in any other direction, but ......"

"But what?"

I was anxious to fully understand what was going on.

"But if he absorbs too much human desire and life, he will evolve again and evolve into a demonic ...... When the time comes, it won't be something we can match. ”

The meat ball ghost is lonely and very optimistic about his own Taoism.

"Alas!"

I looked at the vast night sky with a helpless sigh: "Let me be honest with you, my lover's soul is in the hands of man, no matter what he has evolved, I don't need you to say it, I have to find him, and then kill him with my own hands!"

"Just have your words!"

Seeing the resoluteness in my eyes, the meat ball ghost seemed to have made up his mind at the same time as me: "We will definitely be able to snatch back your lover's soul." Now that the Buddha statue, one of the foundations of this person, is in my hands, it means that he is not in his prime. The chances of us catching him are also rising. It's a big deal, let's ask the underworld for help, but it's not a shame to call a helper. ”

"Okay, just do as you say."

I had no better choice but to follow what he said.

"By the way, what's your name? You're my first teammate, too. ”

The meat ball ghost has a big heart as always, and asks for my name inexplicably.

"My name is Zhao Qingyi, and my name is Zhao Dacang in His Royal Highness King Qin Guang."

I didn't hide my name, and at this moment I had a sense of trust, trust in him that was 100% unadulterated.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The meat ball ghost stretched out his little hand and wanted to shake hands with me: "Hello, my name is Meng Xuan, you can call me Xiao Anzi."

"Oh oh oh, hello, Xiao Anzi!"

I shook his hand and responded politely.

"Let's go, let's get down to business."

Meng Xuan'an led the way in front of him, not knowing where to go to lay out.

"Proper drop!"

……

Lao Zhou re-planned the direction of progress, walked all the way west to Songxi District, and only stopped when he reached the gate of a high-end community.

"Huh? How did it disappear? ”

Lao Zhou sniffed his left hand suspiciously, and stared at the Buddha statue of the Fudo Ming King in his right hand, and then with a good sense of crisis, he took three steps back in a row, and looked at the open space in front of him.

"Who's where?"

Lao Zhou did not panic, and calmly saw through everything with his eyes.

The blood on the scalp has long dried up, the wound heals quickly and the scar has formed, but the perennial broken face looks extremely resolute, as if there is finally something inseparable in the heart of no concern, making him more like a living person.

Similarly, Lao Zhou's anger never subsided.

Lao Zhou was cautious, quietly put the Buddha statue back into his trouser pocket, and freed one hand to hold the handle of the Miao knife with his backhand.

"Huh!"

Lao Zhou pulled out the Miao knife very steadily, and the wooden Miao knife slashed in the air, producing a sound of breaking the air.

"Bang!"

Lao Zhou only had the numbness of the tiger's mouth in his palm, and the Miao knife was like splitting into a hard rock, not taking an inch, but smashing a small crack on the contact surface.

This is the first time that Lao Zhou has eaten deflated tonight.

However, Lao Zhou didn't hurry to laugh, he simply abandoned the Miao knife, crooked his shoulders, and deliberately showed his flaws and rushed towards the unknown enemy behind his back, like a sprint champion's desperate running, and the upper body waved his hands quite rhythmically, and it seemed that he was trying to find something.

. "Dada...... Wow......"

After running four intersections around the spacious road in Lao Zhou, he successfully threw off an old Beijing cloth shoe, and walked on the ground with bare feet, without reducing the slightest speed.

Although Lao Zhou's physical fitness is definitely not weak in a short period of time, the lung capacity has long since been eroded by tobacco and alcohol, so it can't support the long-distance running of the protracted battle.

So Lao Zhou covered his chest with one hand that was about to burst, his clothes were wet with sweat, sticking to Lao Zhou's chest and back, wheezing violently one after another, stopping and standing under the street lamp that had been extinguished, staring at the figure standing next to the dirty garbage can ten meters away.

"Huhuhu......"

Lao Zhou didn't dare to act rashly, always pay attention to what other actions the distant figure would make next, and then take this opportunity to breathe fresh breath to calm his emotions and body.

The air seemed to be under the influence of a duel of masters, and it stood still.

"Giggle......

The short figure next to the trash can took the lead in breaking the balance, just like the naughty child who had just finished stealing candy from the neighbor next door, jumping up and down with a lot of joy, and humming a ballad in a childlike voice: "Little Erlang, little Erlang~ Carrying a schoolbag to school~ I am a stucco craftsman~ Strong painting skills~"

"It's a wild way!"

Lao Zhou still watched, his left hand bent behind his back, his right hand in his trouser pocket, his shoulders slanted as much as he could straighten his waist, and he watched the short figure jump in front of him without saying a word.

"Grandpa!"

The short figure is half a meter away from Lao Zhou, no longer jumping, but also not standing steadily, swaying left and right as if he is performing to outsiders to show his talent, and he is cheap and sells: "Grandpa, my good grandson wants to eat candy." ”

"Huh!"

Lao Zhou grinned disgustingly, how to look at the short figure and how not to get involved with this obedient.

is one meter four tall, wearing tattered Doraemon pajamas, barely able to keep up with the times. Wearing a gray wolf mask, his hands were as white as pure and unsullied mutton fat jade, and his exposed skin was as black as the finest ore from the deepest part of the coal mine. The black and white combination is like a complete Tai Chi, if it weren't for the fact that the major arteries in his neck were gushing blood, he would be a little buried at most.

"I have a big knife, can you eat it?"

Lao Zhou took advantage of the unpreparedness of others, and called out mercilessly with a big mouth.

"Grandpa! I'm going to eat sugar!"

The child didn't dodge or dodge and let Lao Zhou's slap pass through his body.

"You're fucking you!"

Lao Zhou finally broke out of the desperate temperament when he lost the landlord and lost his pants, and hurriedly withdrew his arm, turned around and ran away again.

"Grandpa! I want that damn candy you said!"