As soon as Zhang Jin's topic diverged, he branched out for 108,000 miles, almost completely different from Old Man Liu's words, "I said Old Man Liu, let me ask you a question, can you swim?" ”

Old man Liu, who was gossiping about Zhang Jin's 'private affairs', couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this completely wrong question, and replied inexplicably: "Oh? Yes, what's wrong? ”

"And if you tie your hands and feet, can you still swim?" In response to the old man's rhetorical question, Zhang Jin avoided answering it, but continued to the next question.

Old Man Liu glanced at Zhang Jin angrily, "Nonsense, I haven't heard of swimming with your hands and feet tied." That's not swimming, that's murder."

"Have you ever learned to escape quickly?" Zhang Jin chose to turn a blind eye to Old Man Liu's unaesthetically unattractive yellow eyes, and continued to ask with perseverance.

Zhang Jin's whimsical questions followed, making Old Man Liu completely a second monk, and he was confused, "Escape quickly?" What is the hasty escape? ”

Zhang Jin's face was a little mysterious, "It's the kind of thrilling and exciting that is always shown on TV." For example, tie your hands and feet and stuff them into a cabinet, and after a few seconds, the cabinet will be burned or sunk into the water. If the bound man can't escape during this time, he's dead. It's called 'Escape.'"

Zhang Jin's words made Old Man Liu even more confused, "Of course I won't, okay, why am I refining this life-damn thing?" ”

The mystery in Zhang Jin's face began to distort, and there was already a precursor to a brewing smile, "Then are you afraid of death?" ”

If it was before Old Man Liu got terminally ill, this old guy might still be able to pretend to be fearless, and pretend to be Sister Jiang, Xia Minghan, and Li Dazhao, but after walking around in front of the ghost gate and sightseeing, the old guy no longer has the confidence to pretend to be a 'martyr'.

So after listening to Zhang Jin's question, Old Man Liu replied weakly: "Who is not afraid of death?" Who is a normal person who does not seek advantages and avoid disadvantages? Isn't the first evil in life 'death'? Me too. ”

The laugh lines brewing on Zhang Jin's face finally bloomed and turned into bursting laughter: "Hahahaha, since you are afraid of death, you can't swim when tied up, and you haven't learned to escape quickly, then why do you dare to let people come to you with a pig cage?" Shouldn't you brag and forget your own pounds? Quite a few words"

Only then did Old Man Liu know what Zhang Jin wanted to say, and he instantly figured out what Zhang Jin was talking about.

Although more than ten years have passed, how could he not be impressed, or even remembered vividly one of the most "brilliant" major events in his life, when he became famous with "Three Friends of the Cold Year" at the Luxembourg Art Exhibition

But although the scene was a sensation in the cultural circle, people outside the cultural circle paid little attention. Especially in Old Man Liu's cognition, Zhang Jin should never know.

You must know that although the most rudimentary network began to be available more than ten years ago, there were still very few personal computers in China, and the gossip party was far less than there are now? This kind of event is also far from being like the current 'gate', which is known to at least one billion people of 1.3 billion people.

At that time, the TV station was not as gossip as it is now, and even so-and-so gave birth to quadruplets, or a non-serious traffic accident occurred 108,000 miles abroad.

What's more, Zhang Jin should have been a little kid more than ten years ago, at most a high school student. And at that time, he was still far away in the northernmost black province, how could he know about the scolding war between the literary circles of Hunan Province and Guangdong Province?

Therefore, the surprised old man Liu couldn't help but widen his eyes, pointed to Zhang Jin's nose and asked, "You...... How do you know? ”

With the 'struggle' with Mr. Liu every day, Zhang Jin has summed up the eleven-character policy of 'I am not in a hurry if the enemy is in a hurry, and I am lazier if the enemy is not in a hurry'.

Therefore, when he saw Old Man Liu looking like he had seen a ghost, Zhang Jin relaxed instead. You Youzai picked up the cup containing the 'assassin', squeaked, and drank it all.

Then he squinted his eyes and shook his head to savor the aftertaste of the wine. That look hateful is like a toad that has drunk old wine, which makes people feel angry when they see it. , Zhang Jin took a posture for a while, until Mr. Liu was about to let go of his curiosity after a few inquiries and was about to give up his enthusiasm for asking the reason, Zhang Jin said slowly: "Old man, haven't you noticed?" The most important thing is that her father is still a very famous master of Chinese culture, and the most important thing is that the name of this master of Chinese culture happens to be 'He Guozhi'. Isn't it a coincidence, you say? Dramatic? ”

Hearing Zhang Jin's pretended mysterious narration, Old Man Liu's performance was even more excited than when Zhang Jin suddenly burst out of his mouth before the 'dipping pig cage' incident, jumped up, and asked loudly: "You mean that the little girl surnamed He who came over today is the daughter of 'He Durian'?" ”

When the old man spoke, he hunched over the table, stretched his neck and brought an old face to less than thirty centimeters in front of Zhang Jin. The image of an old turtle that looks like a 'probe is enough to eat' is vivid.

"Ho Durian?" Now it was Zhang Jin's turn to be curious.

Although Zhang Jin can be said to be very familiar with this 'He Guozhi' master, and has even enjoyed the master's 'passionate' 'earnest teaching' face-to-face several times, and has also received the thunder and rain dew carrying the master's DNA with his not wide face, he really never knew that this master has such a strong 'tropical color' nickname.

Regarding Zhang Jin's question, Old Man Liu, who was a little agitated, was not in the mood to answer for the time being, but asked again: "What did you say that Xiao He who came today is the daughter of He Guo?" The daughter of Xiangdu College in Xiang Province? ”

When Old Man Liu asked, the old face leaned forward again, narrowing the distance between the gritted Bao Gong face and Zhang Jin's 'handsome face' to within 20 centimeters.

Seeing this distorted, obscene old face closing the distance between himself and himself again, Zhang Jin hurriedly kicked the ground with both feet, allowing the seat to slide backwards, and his upper body leaned back in an effort to avoid the venom attack that the old man had learned from the poisonous cobra. hurriedly said: "That's right, the shallow father is indeed what is wrong." ”

The series of swift movements was like a fawn attacked by a hungry wolf.

Seeing that Old Man Liu finally withdrew his neck like a 'turtle prime minister', he sat back in his seat. After breathing a sigh of relief, Zhang Jin pulled the chair back to the dining table, straightened his posture, wiped a few 'venoms' on his face, and said angrily: "I warn you, next time you talk to me, remember to brush your teeth, chew gum, and wear a mask." Otherwise, if I get excited and slap you with a big mouth, don't blame me."

Old man Liu didn't seem to hear Zhang Jin's vicious threat at all, and after sitting back in the chair, he was turning around and muttering 'shijie is so small' for a while, and then suddenly 'hehe' laughed, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that this 'He Durian' could actually give birth to such a daughter, it's simply 'a good bamboo shoot', 'the most thorough genetic mutation', shouldn't it be ......"

In Old Man Liu's mind, his face was dyed like a hipster of pig iron, and the color was very strange, it was actually green

Zhang Jin, whose ears were sharper than a dog, heard the words 'He Durian' from Old Man Liu's mouth again, and asked again with curiosity: "Hey, I said old guy, what the hell is going on with this He Durian?" ”

Old man Liu, who woke up from his imagination, heard Zhang Jin mention the words 'He durian' again, and smiled as if he had poked his itch: "The guy surnamed He was stubborn back then, and he didn't like anyone, and he quarreled with whoever he caught, just like a big hard-shell durian." It's smelly, it's hard, and it's prickly, so it's nicknamed."

Seeing the smug jiashi on Old Man Liu's face, Zhang Jin asked tentatively: "This nickname...... You didn't give it to him, did you? Quite a few words"

"Of course" Old Man Liu was obviously very proud of his 'feat', and after taking a sip of the 'warm incense' in his hand, he twisted the mouse whiskers under his chin and squinted his eyes. It was as proud as when an Olympian took a small golden card and shouted, 'We are the champions.'"

When Zhang Jin was about to praise Mr. Liu for the appropriateness of this nickname, Mr. Liu continued to speak: "Originally, this guy's nickname was 'He Hedgehog', but later I felt that it was inappropriate, so I changed his nickname to 'He Durian', and many people responded. So this guy's nickname 'He Durian' was completely settled. I think when I called out this nickname, it was a real response......"

Old Man Liu was so proud, as if this nickname was a great achievement comparable to the expansion of territory, if he had a tail, he would have already been half a day high

After Zhang Jin and Mr. Liu, the old and the young, chatted for a while about the stinky and hard 'He Guozhi' master, Mr. Liu brought up the old story again and turned the conversation back to the topic that Zhang Jin had finally changed away from before.

"Xiao Zhang, let me tell you, although this He Durian is indeed not easy to get along with, she is not a bad person. And I think his daughter is gentle and elegant, completely different from her father. Don't look at the fact that I only saw this girl for the first time today, but my decades-old eyes are not blind, and if you believe me, I can guarantee that she will be a good match for you......"

Old man Liu has an iron-mouthed and straightforward jiashi, if he raises a cloth banner and takes a stick, it will be no different from the row of gods on the side of the fairy lake road......