Zhang Jin regretted letting this old man watch cartoons with him two days ago, and the tone of the old man's speech before was exactly the same as a popular character in that cartoon.

The difference is that the white-haired one-eyed man in the cartoon is saying; "Yo, isn't this Ashima and Red? Your relationship is so good・・・・・・,

And Old Man Liu's words omitted the title!

But other than that, it's pretty much exactly the same. The same laziness, the same cramping, the same itchy tooth itching to take a bite・・・・・・

Looking at this old man with a bright smile on his face, Zhang Jin gritted his teeth and glared, the content in his eyes was quite fierce.

It's a pity that Zhang Jin is flattering and thrown to the blind. For Zhang Jin's eye dart, the old man put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and he continued to tease; "Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you! It just so happened that I was going out to play chess with Brother Jingde, so I won't bother you. Rest assured, I won't be back anytime soon. ”

After the bearded man squinted his eyes, the obscene old man turned around and walked away with his hands behind his back.

Seeing Old Man Liu's few words, He Qingqian, who was already thin-faced, almost stuffed his head into his rather large chest. Zhang Jin grinded his teeth hatefully, and after rolling his eyes, he shouted at Old Man Liu's back; "Old man Liu, have you ever heard that there was a kind of punishment among the people in the past, called soaking in the pig cage?"

Zhang Jin couldn't help but show a bad ghost when he asked, and the tone of the deep conspiracy was obvious.

"Puff~" Zhang Jin's words made He Qingqian finally get rid of the embarrassment caused by Old Man Liu before, and laughed. Then, Zhang Jin couldn't help but smile.

Old Man Liu looked back at him with a puzzled expression, looked at the smiling subtle He Qingqian and the smiling treacherous Zhang Jin, and asked; "I've heard that it's used to deal with people who have committed seven sins, what's wrong?"

Seeing the inexplicable look on Old Man Liu's face, Zhang Jin smiled even more, and He Qingqian simply turned his head. From Zhang Jin's angle, I could only see that her narrow and slender fragrant shoulders were trembling at a high frequency, and she was obviously smiling lightly.

Old Man Liu saw Zhang Jin staring at him and smiling, and He Qingqian turned his back with a smile, and hurriedly asked; "What's the matter? What are you laughing at? ”

Zhang Jin was silent and continued to stare at Old Man Liu and smiled wickedly.

And He Qingqian continued to face the old man with the back of his head, shaking his shoulders.

Old Man Liu, who was stared at a little uncomfortably by Zhang Jin's strange eyes, thought that there was something wrong with the clothes on his body, and hurriedly checked himself from top to bottom.

Wiped his mouth, there were no rice grains or bone residues, fish bones remained・・・・・・ pulled up the collar and turned his head to look at the back, and the back was not covered by Zhang Jin's sticker strips, drawing turtles... ・・I looked at my chest, the buckle of the cloth buckle gown was not misplaced・・・・・・ I looked down at the crotch, and the birdcage door did not forget to lock it・・・・・・ raised my arms and legs, and there was no open line in the front and back crotch and armpits. ・・Raise your feet to see that the black crystal under your feet is very smart and knows how to use the bathroom, so you don't step on the black crystal products on your feet・・・・・・

After carefully inspecting it, Mr. Liu found that Zhang Jin, the kid, was still staring at himself like a monkey and laughing, a little hairy, "What are you laughing at?" What the hell are you two laughing at? "There's a bit of annoyance.

"Hehe・・・・・・ Zhang Jin smiled and waved his hand, "It's nothing, nothing, go ahead, yours!" ”

Fuck you, a few words Zhang Jin bit very hard, a pun on Ming Zhaozhao, let this old man get out.

After asking a few times, I still didn't understand what Zhang Jin and He Qingqian were laughing at, Old Man Liu had long since disappeared, and he was a little angry when he was ashamed of the two, and turned around and left quickly, "The two little guys are no big or small, like foxes stealing chickens, hum!" I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

Seeing that Old Man Liu walked out of the backyard door very childishly, and slammed the door hard, making a bang, He Qingqian and Zhang Jin looked at each other and smiled, and they both felt that this old man was really interesting.

"Qingqian, you don't know that this old thing is not like this! I still remember the first time we met, this old guy raised eyebrows at me for the name of my little building, as if he had a grudge against me. At first, I thought this old man was just like your old man, full of sourness, smelly and... ・・Hey・・・・・・ well・・・・・・ upright! Zhang Jin was halfway through speaking, only to notice that he was accusing him of being wrong to someone else's daughter, and had to turn the conversation very stiffly.

He Qingqian was not annoyed by Zhang Jin's words, but responded with a light smile; "It's okay, my dad often boasts that he stinks and is hard, and he's proud of it! Say that this is the backbone of the literati or something. ”

Smiling at He Qing, Zhang Jin continued; "Well, I thought this old thing had the backbone of a literati, the kind of person who would rather bend than bend! But when he came to me when he was sick, I realized that although this old man was like the other old men said, a little bit of money and power like dung, but he was not the kind of pouting who was not afraid of death, but was afraid of death. ”

Hearing Zhang Jin say this, He Qing's face flashed with a different color and continued to be elegant and waveless; "Since ancient times, there is only one death. That's fine! ”

Zhang Jin nodded, expressing his agreement with He Qingqian's words, "But that's not all, the more I came into contact with later, the more I found out that this old guy had more problems." Gluttonous, gluttonous and lustful! Especially since his son's affairs were swept away by me and came back, the shortcomings of this old guy have gone even further, and even the obscenity, scoundrels, and filthy behaviors have been exposed. I was so shocked that my jaw hit the surface of my feet, it really hurt! ”

Zhang Jin's almost cursing-like disparagement of Old Man Liu, as well as the closeness in his tone, made He Qingqian couldn't help but open his cherry lips and smile lightly, "Actually, this is also normal!" Let's not mention that this old man Liu's original temperament is a little sparse, which can be seen from what he said when he played against my father before. What's more, hearing you say that, he is equivalent to a person who has died once! When people are facing death, there is always something to change. It's not surprising that some people have even changed quite drastically, and their personalities have become diametrically opposed to before! ”

Zhang Jin really discovered that He Qingqian, who was born in art, still has the potential to be a psychologist.

Of course, the old man Liu who slammed the door was not so stingy, and the reason why he was like this was just to have fun with Zhang Jin, a guy who was neither big nor small.

After going out, the anger on Old Man Liu's face dissipated instantly, and he looked back at the closed door and smiled ambiguously, chattering obscenely; "This talented and beautiful woman, I see a play!"

As he spoke, the soles of his feet also changed from the arrow steps of seven or eight kilometers per hour when he was angry, to Wang Babu, who was one left and one right, and the speed did not exceed three kilometers per hour.

Two steps later, Old Man Liu took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number, and after going out, he boasted to the microphone in the voice of the villain.

"I said, Old Lu, do you know what I ate at noon today? Heavenly Court Imperial Banquet, haven't you heard of it? ・・… ・・Bullshit, it's much better than what you said about the Manchu full seat. ・・・・・・ dragon liver and phoenix marrow, green dragon, white tiger, vermilion bird, Xuanwu table stewed ・・・・・・ delicious, definitely more than the four seas to one, all directions to the court, there is a grade. ・・・・・・Why am I lying to you? The four seas are one, and the eight directions come to the court, it is a big fat you stinky and shameless door-to-door evil guests, today's heavenly court banquet, but it is carefully cooked for confidantes, how can it be compared? ・・・・・・”

The old man praised the noon meal in the sky and rarely found it underground, and even faintly heard the sound of Old Man Lu swallowing saliva, and Old Man Liu was satisfied and ended the call in the curse of Old Man Lu.

Every time I get something cheap and eat something haode here in Zhang Jin, Mr. Liu always likes to call back to show off, and that sense of superiority that no one has always makes Mr. Liu's heart full of pleasure!

What a boring bad taste!

Let's not talk about this unobtrusive old bastard, turn your eyes back to the small courtyard behind the shit-stirring stick.

Although he was stirred up once by Old Man Liu, he stirred up the, which made the atmosphere between the two a little ambiguous and embarrassing. But after taking this old guy once, Zhang Jin and He Qingqian returned to their original harmonious atmosphere again, and continued to chat. From time to time, He Qing's silver bell-like laughter was heard.

But it's a pity that He Qingqian only has one day of vacation this time, so when the day is slanting westward, Zhang Jin still has to drive He Qingqian away even if he is still chatting about the rise of the conversation. , He Qingqian hired a car to come to Haiwozi Village, and it was naturally impossible for the driver to wait all day, just to pull He Qingqian, a repeat customer!

When Zhang Jin sent He Qingqian back to Shenshi and came back, Old Man Liu had already returned home.

During the meal, this old man revisited the old words again, but because there was no party in the presence of He Qingqian, this old man's words were much more direct than the original insinuations.

"Xiao Zhang, tell me, what is the relationship between you and Miss He?" Old man Liu engraved a big gossip on the door of his brain, two words, and said with an obscene face.

Seeing that Old Man Liu originally looked clear, but now his obscene old face came over with his neck stretched, Zhang Jin couldn't wait to slap him a few times, so that this thin face would immediately gain weight, so that he could look pleasing to the eye.

Of course, Zhang Jin can't do this, he is a civilized person and will not easily resort to force. So Zhang Jin could only say angrily; "Relationship? What kind of relationship do you say? Friends! ”

"Friends? I don't see it? Touching my old eyes that have been honed for decades, I can see that she doesn't look at you right! Look at her eyes, it's not much better! And to be honest, I really think you two are a good match! Old Man Liu twisted the mouse whiskers under his chin, and spoke like Mu Renzhi, feminine and sinister.

Zhang Jin didn't want to discuss this, because when he mentioned it, he was really a little confused.

So, quickly divert the topic. (To be continued.)