Chapter 68: Beat if you listen to it, beat it if you listen to it!

"What to do? It's easy to do, you look for me! ”

While chasing the zombies, the four-eyed Taoist took out a small abacus.

Bangbang and said, "I have a warning charm here, and when I encounter dirty things, the warning charm will automatically heat up,

Alert you to danger in advance.

In addition, there are corpse talismans, ghost exorcism talismans, five thunder talismans, divine fire talismans, exorcism talismans, evil talismans,

I can pack and sell some to you, and we'll negotiate the price. ”

"Dao Chief, this is all one-time things, is there anything that can be reused, or can you teach me a few tricks." Of course, Tai Gang knows that it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish.

He didn't have the means to fight the ghosts, and it would be great if he could learn two tricks from the Four-Eyed Dao Leader.

It's a pity that the four-eyed Taoist chief smiled, shook the abacus in his hand, and said, "Teach you a few tricks?" What should I do if I starve to death Master?

In addition, we have rules on Maoshan Road, and the law is not passed on lightly.

You are neither a disciple of the art who went up the mountain since childhood, nor a descendant of the same disciple and brother.

Don't talk about a big faction like our Maoshan faction,

Even the scattered people of small households will not teach you, you are still dead. ”

"Probably not at all?" Tai Gang was very unwilling and couldn't help but ask.

The four-eyed Taoist shook his head slightly, pointed at himself, and then pointed at Tai Gang, and said, "You can't be my grandfather.

If the rules are broken, the elders will clean up the portal, and we'll both be finished.

And it's not just a question of whether to teach or not.

You're not young, and you can't learn what you're taught. ”

Hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist, Tai Gang felt a little chill in his heart.

When I was reading on the 17k novel network, the protagonists in the book were either apprenticed to Uncle Ying, or Uncle Ying accepted apprentices on behalf of the teacher.

It's good to get to him, Uncle Ying hasn't seen it yet, and the four-eyed Taoist has rejected him, and there is no room for maneuver at all.

Tai Gang was very unwilling, muttering: "Why is this happening? ”

"Why, there are rules for each door,

Wouldn't it be chaotic if there were no rules?

If you're only six years old and you're serious about learning,

I can also take you to Maoshan Mountain, open the ancestral hall, and lead you to learn art.

It's a pity that you are so old, and you haven't laid a Taoist foundation.

I just want to take you to get started, and you have closed your wisdom and can't learn it. ”

The four-eyed Taoist patted Tai Gang's shoulder, and then admonished: "Don't be discouraged, as long as the price is right, I can get you some good things, and you can protect yourself when you encounter ordinary ghosts." ”

"Dao Chief, put aside the matter of magic weapons for now, I should have a way to do this. I remember that when Lu Dongbin learned art, he was almost thirty years old, and he later ......"

"He met Han Zhongli later, if you also meet the immortals, just let me say nothing."

Before Tai Gang finished speaking, the four-eyed Taoist interrupted him and sighed: "Young man, don't think so much useless, are you Lu Dongbin?"

Even if you are, I'm not Han Zhongli,

Before the age of eighteen, there was no need to lay the foundation of Taoism, and the door to magic was closed.

Unless you get the fairy fate, it's too late to say anything, don't tell me you're not eighteen years old yet. ”

"Alas!" Tai Gang sighed, he was eighteen years old, but that was a few years ago.

Heaven, law, wealth, couples, and earth.

Tai Gong didn't occupy anything, only the wealth accounted for a little bit, and it was not enough for him to knock on the immortal door.

Sure enough, as a sling, you must have the consciousness of sling......

Wait, I still have a 'Key Dao Ancestor' master! I'm discouraged!

"Dao Chief, did you do anything about martial arts?" Tai Gang regained his confidence, as if he was asking himself, as if he was asking the four-eyed Taoist.

The master teleported himself to the world of the Heavenly Dragon Babu for the first time, and I think there should be some way to get there.

Martial arts sanctification, Tai Gang has also heard of it.

That's why, Tai Gang asked.

The four-eyed Taoist nodded vigorously, cheered him up, and said: "Yes, of course there is, there are three thousand avenues, and everyone can become enlightened." Martial arts, how is it not a kind of Tao, only if you become strong enough, it is not impossible to see God as if you were to see me. ”

"Yes, since the Dao Fa is not good, I will break the void and see that God is not bad!" Tai Gang regained his confidence again, and set a small goal for himself to see what kind of demeanor he was above all living beings.

In the past, when I crossed the bar, I was in a mess, just to get rich and let myself live a better life.

Now that life has been secured, it is time to pursue something else to make life more colorful.

"Friend, I'm optimistic about you, you can do it."

Seeing Tai Gang's confident look, the four-eyed Taoist clenched his fists vigorously, and thought to himself: "Of the ten thousand cultivators, none of them have become immortals, and none of the ten thousand immortals have become martial arts, and the immeasurable Tianzun is above, and the disciple has deceived a fool again today!" ”

The three thousand avenues are true, and it is also true that everyone can become enlightened, and what is false is this probability.

After 5,000 years in China, there are many immortals who everyone fights for, and there are a few who enter the Tao with martial arts.

Zhang Sanfeng counts one, Dharma counts one, and then think about who else.

Taoism is different, taking Maoshan Dao as an example, there is no need to say the Heavenly Master Dao at the head of the Taoist family.

The official disciples of Maoshan will receive the Three Mountains Talisman on the day of entry.

As long as there are some Taoism, even if you are alive, you can't become an immortal, and you can also specialize in cultivating ghosts and immortals after the military liberation.

At worst, you can go to a rich family to be reincarnated.

Why, because people have backers!

Mao Tianshi, one of the four great heavenly masters, is the ancestor of others.

If you don't have this heel, you can ask the old man at every turn.

No, it's the grandfather's upper body, you are so idle as the grandfather.

Of course, Tai Gang doesn't know what the four-eyed Taoist thinks, and he is still fantasizing about the future.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you know, he also has the backing, and he can also teleport the heavens and all the worlds, who can determine what will happen in the future......

"See, over the mountain in front of me, it's my home.

As long as you give enough money, it is the Tiandu Divine Thunder Talisman that my master left me, and I can also sell it to you.

In addition, I have a set of darts with exorcism spells written on them, and the price is negotiable. ”

"Do you sell the demon slaying sword in your hand?"

"This won't work, senior brother will kill me if he knows about it, this is a magic weapon passed down from the master."

chatting all the way, all the way over the mountains and mountains, when the sky was about to dawn, I finally saw two families.

Tai Gang looked up at the rising sun, then at the four-eyed Taoist beside him, and secretly thought, "Zombie world, I'm here!" ”

……

The four-eyed Taoist is a rich man, and the house is built by the mountains and rivers, which looks very magnificent.

And next to the four-eyed road, there is a building of the same style.

According to the plot in the original book, it should be the home of Master Ikkyu.

"Knorr, Knorr?"

The four-eyed Taoist kicked open the fence door and shouted twice into the courtyard, but unfortunately no one answered.

Tai Gang and the four-eyed Taoist walked into the courtyard, looked through the window, and found a person lying in the living room, snoring with a pillow.

"This is my apprentice Qian Jiale, who grew up with me. This stinky boy, knowing that I came back today, actually dared to sleep lazy, I couldn't spare him. ”

The four-eyed Taoist nodded at Tai Kong, signaling not to alarm Jia Le.

Then he walked over to the woodstack and picked up a pile of unchopped wood.

"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, walking corpses have spirits, walking corpses have sex, listen to my orders!"

The four-eyed Taoist took a yellow talisman and swept it in front of the zombies one by one, and then stuffed the wooden stick into the zombies' hands.

After doing all this, the four-eyed Taoist nodded with satisfaction, and the yellow talisman in his hand was fireless**, and said: "Heaven and earth are clear, wind and fire armor." Curses, listen to alas and beat, listen to them and beat them, oops! ”

Sou!!

The zombies who heard the order raised their wooden sticks one after another and opened their eyes one by one.

The zombies here are not for the actors to rub **, just deal with it randomly.

From Tai Gang's position, the zombie's open eyes were dead.

Some of them even have bugs burrowing around in their eye sockets because of a long time, and they are very disgusting to look at.

"Get in!"

The four-eyed Taoist has been dealing with zombies all year round, and he doesn't care about the appearance of these zombies at all.

Pushing open the door with a smile, he pointed to the room.

Hearing the order, the zombies jumped in with wooden sticks one after another, and soon circled around Qian Jiale.

"Hmph, look how you die!"

The four-eyed Taoist walked up and twisted at Qian Jiale's thigh.

If it were a normal person, it would definitely be a "oops" cry out.

However, Qian Jiale did not scream, but hugged the pillow and shrunk into a ball without saying a word.

"Oops, you stinky boy!"

Bang bang bang!!

Listen to the alas to fight, listen to the beating, the zombies gathered on both sides got the order, and immediately brandished the wooden stick and beat it down.

Although the four-eyed Taoist master can spell, he can't practice kung fu.

How painful it was when the stick hit me, and I screamed on the spot.

"Poof!" Qian Jiale, who was sleeping on a chair, actually woke up a long time ago and saw the master doing it outside, so he didn't make a sound.

Now, after a laugh, Qian Jiale quickly stopped his mouth, shrunk into a ball again and began to pretend to be asleep.

If you don't pretend to sleep, you can't do it, he's a master who hates the poor and loves the rich, plus he wants to save face.

Now if you go to help, not only will you not get good, but you will be cleaned up severely.

"Dao Chief, you can't do it!" Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist was beaten by a fat beating, Tai Gang couldn't help laughing.

Of course, the four-eyed Taoist leader would not admit that he couldn't do it, and while covering his head, he shouted: "Why can't it, heavenly spirit spirit and earth spirit spirit, hey! ”

Before the mantra was finished, a few sticks went down, and the four-eyed Taoist stopped chanting.

Tai Gang shook his head, took two quick steps and rushed to the front, and the keyboard was also blocked in front of the four-eyed Dao Leader.