Chapter 67: Together

"Wow!"

There was suddenly another person in front of him, and the four-eyed Taoist was startled.

Stared at his eyes and said loudly: "What are you doing, people are scared to death!" ”

"Taoist chief atonement, I am a lost passerby, may I ask ......"

"Don't ask, this forest path, except for me, even Orion will not walk."

"Don't say you're a lost passerby, I don't believe you either."

"I don't care if you're a tomb robber or looking for excitement, this forest is dangerous at night, I advise you to come from where you came from, or where to go back."

Without waiting for Tai Gang to speak, the four-eyed Taoist took the sword and shook the bell, and walked away with his own zombie.

Tai Gang was choked lightly, looked at the back of the four-eyed Dao Chief, and said loudly: "A 10,000-foot gold coin, I want to make friends with the Dao Chief!" ”

"Poor Dao regards money as dung, a piece of gold and gold coins, hum, you can't buy a friend like me!" The four-eyed Taoist didn't look back, and he didn't stop chasing the zombies.

A smile flashed in Tai Gang's eyes, since he regarded money as dung, why did he have to say it.

"Ten gold coins!"

"Na! Poor Dao regards money as dung, but he is the most helpful, and I have made up your friend. ”

At a speed faster than leaving, the four-eyed Dao elder ran back with a smile.

With an expression of I'm weird, I asked Tai Gang, "What's the matter with you?" ”

"Dao Leader is really funny!"

Tai Gang took out ten biochemical gold coins, put them directly in the hands of the four-eyed Dao Chief, and asked, "Dao Chief, I want to ask, is there a master living next door to your house?" ”

"Master, you mean monks, right?" With scrutiny on his face, the four-eyed Taoist chief looked Tai Gang up and down, and asked, "Is it a monk with hair and a little hemorrhoids in the center of his eyebrows, who calls Amitabha Buddha when he sees everyone?" ”

"Yes, does that master live next door to your house?"

As soon as Tai Gang asked this, the face of the four-eyed Dao turned dark, and he raised his voice: "You are a friend of the monk?" ”

"No, I'm just asking."

"It's okay if it's not, a monk's friend, not my friend, if you're looking for a monk, I won't play with you."

The four-eyed Taoist chief's face softened a little, and after he finished speaking, he was still muttering: "A monk who gave birth to a son without that, I'll just say, how can he have friends!" ”

The corners of Tai Gang's mouth twitched, where did the monk come from.

Although that master is not shaved and is not a monk, he is a monk of Buddhism.

However, he would not say that.

Because of the four-eyed Taoist and the monk who doesn't shave, Uncle Zombie's world is gone.

To be honest, Tai Gang grew up watching Lin Zhengying's zombie movies.

Although the person in front of him is not Uncle Ying, he has also been a junior disciple to Uncle Ying in many movies.

It is one of the few memorable Taoists in zombie films, except for Uncle Ying.

Tai Gang came to his senses and asked, "Dao Chief, can I go to your house to sit down, I like to make friends very much, especially a capable friend like Dao Chang." ”

The four-eyed Taoist chief glanced at Tai Gang and said: "Yes, but I said ugly things in front, I won't go to dig people's ancestral graves, this has nothing to do with personality and money, but the rules of our Maoshan faction." ”

"Dao Chief, I'm really not a tomb robber." Tai Gang didn't want to carry this pot, so he hurriedly explained.

The four-eyed Taoist sneered, motioning for Tai Gong to follow, while shaking the bell to drive away the zombies.

Without looking back, he said: "What are you who are not tomb robbers, you came to this ghost place at night, dressed in strange things, don't tell me, you are walking with me, I am not blind." And looking at your true qi, I can see at a glance that you are a master of the house. ”

The four-eyed Taoist had a smile on his face, as if he had seen through everything.

Tai Gang shook his head slightly, let the four-eyed Taoist say anything, what else could he say.

Since he didn't believe it, there was no need to explain it.

Facts speak louder than words, and the days to come are still long, and there will always be a time when people will see people's hearts for a long time.

"Gravedigger, what's your name, this forest is not peaceful, and you haven't encountered anything strange?" The four-eyed Taoist chased the zombies and asked without a word.

When Tai Gang heard this, his heart moved slightly, and he said: "Dao Chief, my name is Tai Gang, you just call me Gongzi, it looks kind."

In this wood, I met an old cat-faced lady who ate dead babies, and I fought with her.

May I ask this cat-faced old lady, what level is it in zombies? ”

"Cat-faced old lady, this is a corpse meeting a cat to deceive the corpse, right?" The four-eyed Taoist thought for a moment and asked, "What color is the hair on its body?" ”

"This..."

Tai Gang thought about it for a while, and vaguely remembered that the cat-faced old lady seemed to be covered with a layer of white hair with a faint cyan, so he replied: "It's mainly white, a little blue." ”

"A corpse that does not enter the stream is called a walking corpse, without any intelligence, and can only rely on instinct to act.

Above the walking corpses are zombies, which are divided into white-haired zombies, green-haired zombies, black-haired zombies, purple-haired zombies, flying corpses, and marbles.

If I'm not mistaken, you're a white-haired zombie,

It's a white-haired zombie that is evolving into a green-haired zombie, and it seems that you have good skills! ”

The four-eyed Taoist leader glanced at Tai Gang unexpectedly, and said with a smile: "Ordinary tomb robbers can deal with walking corpses, or ordinary white-haired zombies.

You can even deal with this kind of thing that is about to turn green, and you can be regarded as the top master in your industry. ”

"Hehe......" Tai Gang grinned on his face, but he was MMP in his heart.

It's endless, and it's not that you saw it digging other people's ancestral graves, and you can't get rid of the title of tomb robber.

Seeing that Tai Gang's face was not very good, the four-eyed Taoist shrugged his shoulders and said: "Now that the Republic of China is over, zombies with black hair and above are rare.

Anyway, I've been slaying demons for so many years, and I've seen purple-haired zombies once with Master.

However, because of the warlords, there are a lot more white-haired zombies.

Green-haired zombies can also be seen occasionally,

If Master Zu knew that because of the war, we had enough to eat,

I don't know if I'll be angry and come back to life! ”

"Warlord secession?" Hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist, Tai Gang had a preliminary impression of the times.

However, he is more interested in zombies and ghosts.

According to the four-eyed Taoist, his strength corresponds to the zombie level, and it should be surpassed by the white-haired zombies, and the green-haired zombies are not satisfied with this grade.

Tai Gang couldn't help but be a little curious, what level was the four-eyed Dao Chief.

Looking at the way he looked just now, the fox spirit was in his hands, as simple as Lao Tzu beating his son, and it looked very emotional.

"Dao Chief, what level of zombies can you deal with?" Looking at the breezy four-eyed Taoist, Tai Gang couldn't help but ask what was in his heart.

The four-eyed Taoist touched his nose, not knowing if it was bragging or if it was true.

replied: "White-haired zombies and green-haired zombies are trivialities to me,

If I'm prepared, the black-haired zombies can fight.

However, the most powerful is my senior brother, my senior brother is ......"

"What's wrong with your brother?" Hearing that the four-eyed Taoist chief and the senior brother still had him, Tai Gang couldn't help but ask.

The four-eyed Taoist shook his head, didn't want to mention this, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, my senior brother is the most boring person, I will beat the drum in my heart when I mention him, let's talk about something else." ”

"It's strange, in the movie Uncle Zombie, I didn't say that the four-eyed Taoist has a senior brother.

But there was a junior brother who appeared,

escorting the corpse of a Mongolian prince back to the steppe,

The coffin was struck by lightning halfway, and the black-haired zombies inside were released.

He who dies cannot die anymore. ”

Tai Gang thought so, his heart moved slightly, and he said secretly: "No, Uncle Zombie's movie seems to be also Mr. Zombie series,

In many zombie films, the four-eyed Taoist appears as Uncle Ying's younger brother.

Could it be that the senior brother mentioned by the four-eyed Taoist is Uncle Ying,

This is not the plane of Uncle Zombie, but the plane of a collection of zombie movies? ”

People who like to watch zombie movies, if you don't know Uncle Ying, then you specify that you are an iron Hanhan.

Uncle Ying can be said to be firmly in the first place in supernatural movies.

Tai Gang has also seen Uncle Ying as his ancestor in many modern zombie films.

Or invite Uncle Ying's junior disciples, the status of the rivers and lakes is undoubted.

It's a pity that the four-eyed Taoist chief kept his mouth shut, and he didn't want to say more about his senior brother.

Tai Gang knocked on the side and asked a few times, but was vaguely blocked back.

In a short period of time, it seems that I don't want to see Uncle Ying himself.

"For a person like you, the most important thing to guard against is not zombies, but female ghosts and monsters.

After all, there are traces of zombies,

Unless it's a high-level zombie, it's just one pounce, two bites, and three scares

。 And ghosts are different, don't look at your full blood, ordinary ghosts can't get in,

Once you encounter a ghost who is not afraid of your blood, you don't know how to die. ”

While hurrying away, the four-eyed Taoist reminded Tai Gang.

Tai Gang has never seen a ghost, but the monster has seen a fox spirit.

It's a pity that he was killed by the four-eyed Taoist a few times, and I didn't see how powerful it was.

Seeing the look on Tai Gang's face, the four-eyed Taoist sneered and said, "Don't take it seriously,

Ghosts will confuse people, you don't have the magic eye, you can't even see through the other party's illusions,

A ghost hitting a wall can trap you.

Like the vixen I killed today,

Its greatest power is not that it can fly, but that it can confuse people

When you look at it, you will feel that it is the love of your life,

Dig out your heart and liver, and you still have a smile on your face. ”

"So what should I do?" As soon as Tai Gang heard this, he understood the seriousness of the matter.

The zombie opens and closes, even the kind of cat-faced old lady, and he can't take any advantage against him.

On the contrary, it is a ghost who can spell and can confuse people, and Tai Gang has no way at all, and he can't use his strength at all.