"Assi, Horn, Horn!"

I don't have time for a majestic, unbeatable look. Directly embarrassed, in an upside-down posture, he fell headfirst at a rapid speed.

"Dingding......

The system prompt sound sounded like a mechanical alarm of the equipment.

The system mother never expected that I would do such a big death, and all the words were extremely fast: "The system mother automatically turns on the Ghost King Cloak flight mode!"

"Mamma Mia!"

With the courage to break the cauldron and sink the boat, when I fell to the height of the second floor, I beat my spirit and used the power of the wind to blow the ghost king's cloak and dance.

"Huh!"

The tip of my nose was only an inch away from the concrete floor, but I forcibly stopped the backward force of my body, floated out a meter parallel to the ground, and finally fell to the ground with a click, fortunately I was not injured at all.

"This TM flight is not fun at all!"

I shook my head and stood up in annoyance, leaning against the wall and gasping for fresh breath, looking up at the location of my home on the fourth floor, and I had the illusion of the rest of my life.

"Ding!"

The system chime pulls me back to the realm of reality.

"The hosts should practice flying more~"

The mother of the system first mocked me cheaply, and then broadcast the data: "This flight burns a total of 20 fear points, which have been automatically deducted."

"Huh~"

I sighed disdainfully, distraughtly leaned against the wall, walked to the door of the corridor downstairs, opened the door and entered, and walked up to the fourth floor in fear. Before I could enter the house to speak, the melon-eating crowd trio surrounded me.

Especially Lao Zhou poked me on the shoulder, touched my buttocks, pulled my thighs, looked deep, and said in a resolute tone: "When will you fly again?" It scared the hell out of me, I thought you were committing suicide again! ”

"You almost scared me to death!"

I angrily pointed my finger at each of them, and shouted, "I just tried to fly for a while, and I almost didn't let you break my little wings that I could fly just now!" Do you want gaha? I like suicide so much?! ”

"Then you put on a tattered sheet and jump downstairs, who knows what you're up to?! The other one knows that he won't lift it? It's not uncommon to die of this disease. ”

Fang Fatzi was the first to express his dissatisfaction with me.

Yu Xiang Rou shredded followed: "Yes, yes, brother, you have to pay attention to your brain in the future, why are you stupider than me?" You didn't understand that Gaba fell to his death, and we didn't buy accidental death insurance! ”

"Get out of the way!"

I pushed the three of them away, held the panicked old waist, limped to the sofa, and began to sigh after sitting down: "Alas! Why don't you see me doing something unusual in the future, don't panic! I can now say that I have attained the Tao, and a few thunders will fall from the sky one day, which means that I have crossed the catastrophe. When I become a great immortal, I will give you a few brothers to go up all day long, and do nothing every day, let's play mahjong, eat and sleep well. ”

"You really don't know if your surname is Zhao or Zhou."

Lao Zhou clapped his hands helplessly: "You will jump off the building today, tomorrow you will have to use a gas tank as an oxygen cylinder, and the day after tomorrow you will have to be arrested by the scientific research institute to study your body, do you know if your wealth is exposed?" If you want to do something in the future, you avoid some people, how developed the Internet era is now! If someone else records a video and uploads it to a meager one, you will definitely be popular, and you don't have to spend money to buy hot searches. ”

"Okay, I got it!"

I was tired of perfunctory exports, but I silently wrote down what Lao Zhou said in my heart. After all, in this day and age, many things are completely exposed to the lens. If I can't do it well, I really don't have to rely on the money given by my mother in the system to live, go out and turn left to find a live broadcast platform, and I will perform jumping off the building, and I will be able to be red through half the sky, and the fire is a mess.

"No one wants to talk to you about this!"

Lao Zhou put down a cruel sentence that broke the jar with me, and no longer opened his mouth to persuade, but took out the dry tobacco roll rolled with tobacco leaves, smoked and sat on the other side of the sofa.

There was a little silence in the room for a moment.

I couldn't stand the smell of dry smoke, so I stretched out my hand to disperse the smoke that drifted over, and then stood up, put on the ghost king's cloak and didn't take it back, and said to them: "I'll go to the toilet, I'll be generous and I'll treat you to whatever you eat tonight, and you guys should hurry up and study what to eat tonight."

After speaking, I turned on the toilet light and walked into the toilet and closed the door casually.

With my back to the mirror in the toilet, I was able to use the mirror to get a concrete look at the appearance of the Oni King's cloak.

How to say it.

The Ghost King's cloak is like a torn sheet.

Barely from my shoulders to the heels.

There are no features, no bright spots, and there are uncut yarn ends in the corners and corners and hairballs that will be produced if they are not worn for a long time.

The whole is black with white, and white accounts for a small amount, which should be the fading caused by long-term washing machine cleaning.

Anyway, in general, it's pretty broken, and it doesn't have any momentum.

It's not comparable to the Ghost King Mask.

I made a constipation gesture again and shouted, "How many floors can a bag of rice carry!?"

"Poof!"

The Ghost King's cloak is retracted from the equip screen.

"Alas!"

I lamented and walked out of the toilet.

"What are you eating?"

I asked the melon-eating trio sitting on the couch.

"I want to eat barbecue!"

Fang Fatzi raised his hand to speak.

"I want to eat hot pot!"

Yu Xiang Rousi shyly said what she wanted to eat.

"I don't want to eat anything......"

Only Lao Zhou was different from these two, he seemed to be thinking about something, and said with a little nervousness: "Da'er, let me ask you something, that is, what did you do with my eldest daughter this morning?" Will I be able to hold my eldest grandson next year? The eldest granddaughter is okay, I don't like sons over daughters, children are treasures in my eyes, and they are very rare! ”

"What?"

I scratched my head, a question mark on my face.

"I'm listening! Although it was only less than three minutes, the movement was real! You can't lie to your godfather! ”

Lao Zhou behaved like a child who wanted to eat candy, with happy expectations written on his face, as if I had a child, which was a major event in his life.

"How can I do it in three minutes?"

I instantly understood what he was talking about, so I tried my best to explain: "We don't have that, it's just that I pressed the Mo." The grandson will definitely let you hug you before you die, you don't have to make this aggrieved expression, the child will definitely give birth to two, and one of them will definitely follow your surname Zhou, even if it is for my sister-in-law, I will be my godmother, and I will leave a queen. ”

"Hey, hey, hey...... That's pretty much ......."

Lao Zhou smiled with relief, and his smile was happier than winning five million.

"Have you discussed what is delicious?"

I walked over and kicked the fat man in the thigh: "Where is your cheap daughter-in-law?" Call her over and let's have a meal or something. ”

"Where's the back room, sleeping with our sister."

Fang Fatzi replied sincerely, and poked Yu Xiang shredded pork next to him: "Little shredded meat, let's eat barbecue, it's not interesting to eat hot pot."

"Brother, what do you want to eat!?"

Yu Xiang Rousi ignored Fang Fatzi and asked me directly.

"Come on, don't ask you, let me ask the two ancestors lying in the house!"

I glanced at him, taking small steps like an old eunuch for many years, and said while knocking on the door: "Sister~ Wake up~ What to eat at night~ Let's go eat meat~ Meat is delicious~"

"I want to eat hot pot~"

The old lady's playful and lively voice came from the house.

"Okay, let's go eat hot pot."

I replied decisively, then turned back to him and said, "Take out your phone for me, and check the hot pot restaurant nearby."

"From now on, he will also be a strict wife......"

Fang Fatzi leaned on Lao Zhou's ear and muttered dissatisfied.

"Xiao Yizi is not a strict wife......"

Lao Zhou looked at my back, as if he had seen me through: "He just wants to have a home so much...... No one wants to lose, and no one dares to have it...... It's not easy to live, and it's too aggrieved to be afraid of death......"