The system mother said slowly: "Congratulations to the host for passing this "Film and Television Copy" with excellent results in awakening skills, and the amiable system mother will tailor the task reward according to the system's performance in this "Film and Television Copy"!" And because it is one of three, the task reward will be a qualified piece of equipment, if the equipment overlaps with the host's existing equipment, the system mother will automatically fuse the equipment for a higher level of upgrades. ”

"The equipment reward is okay, but it doesn't fool me."

Little by little, all my bodies in this "Film and Television Copy" are turning into mosaics, and the mosaics are turning into snowflakes, and the moment the snowflakes finally disappear, they look like an old TV set with no signal, causing my eyes to be dark.

Then it was like being lit up with thousands of lights, and countless picture fragments flashed in front of my eyes, and I even saw some familiar picture fragments, including "The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village", "Yimei Daoren", "The Ghost Will Show", "Ghost Calling", "The Shining" and so on, all of which are good choices for Chinese and foreign blockbusters.

It was at this moment that I finally understood the name of the "Film and Television Copy" I participated in, which was only one word different from "Scream", and its real name was "Scream".

I've seen this movie, the number of parts far exceeds the original "Scream", but the script is completely unintelligible, the emphasis is on a spoof, the emphasis is on a vulgarity, and the bloody and violent scenes are depicted by various humorous means, which is very suitable for amusing after tea and dinner, before flirting and smashing guns.

"Buzz ......"

I heard a roar similar to an engine, and my spirit came to the horror wheel interface again, and the terror value was marked at 1866, indicating that in "Film and TV Copy", the fear value I generated would really be recorded.

How good it is for me to give myself two cuts directly!

If you make a mistake, if you are entering some bullshit "Film and Television Copy" in the future, you must give yourself two knives first, and find out if the bottom line of the system's mother is to forget about the festival. Don't miss a single opportunity to earn fear points.

"Ding!"

After a minute, the system prompt sounds.

"Now give the host bonus gear!"

The voice of the system mother suddenly made me feel uncomfortable: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the wrist equipment: the network cloud suppression microphone!"

"Net Cloud Suppression Microphone Active Skill: The host can hold the microphone to sing, and has the ability to mobilize the inner emotions of the ghosts (some ghosts who are weaker than the host in Taoist cultivation may feel the suffering of ghosts in the host's singing, and put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot.) ）”

"The network suppresses the cloud microphone to automatically fuse with the lucky dice."

"So generate a second passive skill: It's time, it's time to cry."

"It's time, it's time to cry: in the middle of the night, the host hides in a dark and unknown corner in order to reduce the aura of its own existence, and the ghosts who are weaker than the host's Taoist cultivation will not find out about the host's existence. The premise is that you must be motionless, of course, if the host is witty enough, you can use it with your Look at Me Like a Ghost skill, and you will get unexpected surprises~"

"Cheap! Why are you so cheap? ”

I listened carefully to every word of the system's mother, and I couldn't help but complain in disgust.

I thought I could give an offensive weapon or something, but I never expected to give a guy who stabs in the back again. Obviously, I am a person who is above board and upright, and when my temperament and chastity are piled together, I can be taller than a mountain, so why do I have to develop into an obscene evil path? Dude, I'm not good at poking behind my back, my IQ!

I pondered for a moment and asked, "What! What is the summoning formula or summoning action of these two pieces of equipment? System mom, you haven't told me yet! ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The mother of the system coughed slightly embarrassed, and then added the summoning method: "The summoning method of the network suppression cloud microphone is a formula, and the mantra is: eat a person raw, I'm sorry!" When you say the mantra, you must be full of guilt, depressed and want to cry, desperate and overwhelmed, and have no hope for tomorrow. ”

"What's that?"

I repeated ignorantly, "I'm sorry to eat someone raw!?"

"Yes, yes, that's the mantra."

Maybe the system mother felt that this mantra was not very reliable, so she hurriedly skipped the topic and talked about the ghost king cloak: "The summoning method of the ghost king's cloak requires a mantra to match the summoning action."

"Oh?"

I memorized the summoning mantra of the net-suppressed cloud microphone.

In the middle of the horror carousel, the system mother projected a large screen similar to a movie, and a man in a black trench coat appeared on the big screen, this man bent his legs into a half-squat position, his forearms were pressed against his chest, and he looked severely constipated. Then the man seemed to have finally squirted excrement out of his buttocks, his legs straightened, his hands outstretched, his palms raised above his head, and he shouted majestically, with a strange accent: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry?!"

"What's that?"

I carefully distinguish it, it seems that the man speaks Japanese, and was forcibly translated into Chinese by the system mother, and besides, looking at this shape, how does it feel particularly familiar?

"This is how to summon the Ghost King's cloak, please comprehend it yourself."

The system's mom always gave me the illusion that she was trying to hold back a smile.

"Oh my god!"

I broke down and cursed: "You gave me a whole Konoha Ninja Village?" If you don't inherit the will of fire, forget it! How many floors can a bag of rice carry? A bag of rice can carry the eighth floor! What are you doing with all these bells and whistles?! Hungry? Or choked on drinking water? ”

"If you don't do it, I'll take away the Ghost King's cloak!"

The system's mother said strongly, angrily and directly took the screen away, and didn't give me a chance to watch it a second time.

"If you want it, can't I be wrong?"

I begged for mercy casually like a scumbag.

"It's pretty much that~"

The system mother's tone was similar to that of the girl, and she continued triumphantly: "Today's host is not very lucky, and it is not suitable for the lottery, so please practice the summoning method more to avoid the true power of the magic weapon customized by the system mother's conscience when responding to the enemy."

"Do it without a conscience......

I muttered, reluctantly withdrawing my mind and returning to my own physical shell.

"Wait a minute......"

I suddenly remembered something, and called out to the system mother: "System mother! Will the potential skills awakened in film and television copies still exist in reality? ”

"Yes!"

The mother of the system said with confidence: "It's just that the effect is not as strong as in the dungeon, please let the host understand it in daily life."

Fortunately, this potential skill is really not an ordinary dick. Even if the effect is weakened, it will not be weak there, and there is a boring life.

"Whew~"

I opened my eyes, took a breath, turned my head and found that my sister was still sleeping, so I didn't wake her up, picked up the mobile phone that was placed aside to charge, and the time was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon, so I simply stopped sleeping.

Stepping out of bed, I went back to my bedroom, opened the window, pulled down the screen, and the height of the fourth floor was not too much for me now, even if I fell. Also, there aren't many pedestrians passing by outside, so I wondered what it's like to fly.

According to the movements I saw in the picture, I bent my legs, put my hands close to my chest, and tried to imitate the emotions of constipation, and when I was about to hold back my fart, I instantly raised my hips and stood up: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry?!"

"Squeak......

There was a sound of a short circuit in the back.

I knew that this was not a successful summoning, so I seized the time to try again, this learned a good way, deeply understood the essence of constipation, the suffocated neck bruises, pulled the neck and shouted: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry?!"

"Squeak......

The circuit is still not connected.

"Ouch!?"

I operated ten times in the room without believing in evil, and on the eleventh time, I summoned the Cloak of the Ghost King.

Impatiently, I didn't look at what the ghost king's cloak looked like, and I smirked and jumped on the windowsill, and was about to jump out of the window sideways.

"Brother Yi!"

"Brother!"

"Big smash!"

Fang Fat Man of the Melon Trio, Yu Xiang Shredded Meat, Lao Zhou.

I don't know when I appeared at the door of the bedroom, and even Fang Fatzi held a mobile phone in his hand and pointed the camera at me, he must have just recorded my constipated expression over and over again, and used it as a bargaining chip to mock me in the future.

"Huh?"

I was taken aback by him, I couldn't control the crooked degree of my body and I was a little weak, and I fell out of the window on the spot after shaking half of it.

"Call 120!"

"Why did you commit suicide again?"

"Who knows if he's sleeping in a daze again, and he treats himself as a superman with a tattered sheet, and he has to take him to a mental hospital to see his head when he turns around!"