Chapter 730 Single Dog Academy

There are many new messages in the message section of "The Voice of Xinning", which are constantly refreshing.

Blood and dust: "I wipe, isn't this "Today is a Good Day"? Where is the sadness? ”

On the ninth floor, he forgot his worries: "Su Gou, I found you, I didn't broadcast live on the radio." ”

Childish God: "Su Shen, you are a real dog, do you think that if you hide on the radio, I won't be able to find you?" ”

Majius: "Let me tell you an even sadder story, thirty years old, unmarried, Chinese New Year!" ”

Su Chen came back after drinking water and found that the message area was quite lively, so he opened the microphone and said.

"How? Is the song good? After Su Chen finished speaking, he looked at the message area again, and found that many fans in his live broadcast room actually came here to urge him to start broadcasting.

Su Chen could only pretend not to see it.

"Let's make a topic today, let's focus on the word 'love', you can contribute, you can talk about your love, your other half, and what you want to know, you want to learn, but you can't, you can find me, I am Su Chen, the master of love! Listeners in front of the computer can send an email to 1234@deduction point com, or you can leave a message directly in the message area, but there are many people who leave a message in the message area, I may not be able to see it, listeners who do not have a computer can also send text messages to the 10086123456789, it's quite convenient, a variety of forms, choose one you like! Su Chen said.

Su Chen sighed that there are quite a lot of modes of interaction on this radio station, to meet the needs of all kinds of people, and it does not stipulate the number of words like a barrage, the barrage during the live broadcast stipulates the number of words, so what you can express is limited.

If you meet someone like Brother Yun, who can write a 3,000-word article to express his emotions, this kind of thing is far from enough, but the interaction of the radio station is different, you can send an email, and the number of words in the email is too large.

Xing and Lan: "Su Gou, are you still in love with the master?" Do you have a girlfriend? ”

At this time, Su Chen saw a voice questioning himself in the message area.

It's unbearable.

"What are you kidding, I Su Chen doesn't have a girlfriend? That is, I don't look for it, I'm looking for a girlfriend, from here to Shanhaiguan, it's not me who blows, I transferred to another school, I only studied in a school for five days, and for some reason I transferred to skip a grade, and I only sat at a lesbian table for five days and cried so much that it was a ruffle, you see my brother's charm, it's unmatched! Su Chen said.

The audience didn't believe Su Chen very much, but there was no need for Su Chen to lie, Su Chen did have such an experience.

It's just that Su Chen didn't know why the lesbian table cried and ran after the car, and when Su Chen packed up his things after transferring schools, he found that he had put on the wrong school uniform jacket of the little female classmate next door, and there was a small purse in the coat, and there were sticker cards that the little tablemate had bragged about with Su Chen all day, as well as some small hairpins and some money.

It's a pity that Su Chen doesn't remember the little girl's name anymore, Su Chen only remembers that there is a Qing character in her name, or Su Chen saw a crooked "Qing" written in pencil on those small stickers, and Su Chen remembered it.

Of course, Su Chen naturally wouldn't tell the audience about these things.

"Well, a listener has emailed me, I'll take a look." Su Chen didn't think that the listeners would be very active, but Su Chen still underestimated the enthusiasm of the radio listeners who like to find someone to talk to them.

"This is an email from a listener called shallow, he said that he is a physics student, there are few girls in this major, and he feels that it is difficult to get a girl in this major, so he has been single in college for a year, and wants to ask me how to get off the single." The number of words in the email is very long, and 500 words of it are to explain the singleness situation in their dormitory, and Su Chen concisely refined it into the focus of a sentence, that is, let Su Chen teach him how to pick up girls.

"Brother, I think you're ashamed, you can't soak in physics when you study physics, if I'm you, I'm embarrassed to tell others that I can't soak in a girl." Su Chen turned on the taunt mode.

Su Chen saw that the heat was almost over, and began to lecture, "You are studying physics, then you have to make reasonable use of what you have learned to pick up girls, there are few girls in your major, you won't go to public classes, go to other majors to find it, other majors are all girls, there will be a certain number of girls in each school, after you find it, show yourself and attract their attention, how can you attract without me teaching, right?" ”

Su Chen glanced at the message area and found that it was all about teaching.

"Alas, then I'll continue to talk about how to attract the attention of girls, physics is science, then your chemistry should not be bad, mathematics, physics and chemistry are not separated, for example, when I was in an open class, the teacher told a rare example, what would ordinary students say?"

"Blind my dog's eyes!"

"The evolved version has blinded my 24K kryptonite eyes."

"But you're too ordinary, you have to make good use of what you've learned, you should say so, blind my 24K high-strength copper sulfate hardened domain wall resonance, anti-eddy current loss and resonance loss, electronic pulse, wafer pulse scattering with light-emitting diode and phototransistor, light spot irradiation particles, light source hardening with light-emitting semiconductors and photoelectric sensors, light source hardening and anti-electromagnetic waves, ferrous sulfate hardening, and copper nitrate hardening, kryptonite anti-riot dog eyes!"

Lin Wan'er: "......"

Audience: "......"

"Isn't it different? Most people don't understand, right, they don't understand, but they think it's awesome, so you succeed, attract their attention, and think you're awesome! Isn't your first step to your goal?

At least other girls have a preliminary impression of you as a person, you look at other boys, they don't even have an impression, you have taken the first step, the next thing is that you have to be humorous, show your strengths, slowly approach and obtain the contact information of your favorite girl, and then develop the relationship step by step. ”

After Su Chen finished speaking, he took another sip of water and continued to look at the message area.

"I saw someone ask me, he is now in the link of holding hands with the girl just now, and it has been a month, and he has not been able to go further, and he wants to ask me for help."

"Hey, you guys, good people do it to the end, I'll continue to use the physics student just now as an example, it's winter, you wear a sweater and go out, isn't she holding hands with you, you have to use your fingertips to pull, there will always be static electricity, as for how to generate static electricity, you go to the junior high school textbook, I won't go into detail, the girl is electrified, must retract the hand, at this time, your opportunity comes, after being electrified, you have to walk in front of the girl, affectionately say to her, if a large area of contact with the conductor will not be electrostatically charged, After saying that, you just hugged her, isn't this a step further? Su Chen showed the use of knowledge to the fullest.

"NBNB has learned, learned!"

"Please bow down to the apprentices!"