Chapter 731 Su Chen spoke

On the ninth floor, forget the worries: "I can't pass English level 4, and I'm not in the mood to pick up girls." ”

Salted fish who will shout SIXSIX: "It's too difficult to be humorous, I feel like I don't have humor cells." ”

Don't be black: "I haven't gone to college, I lack knowledge, and I don't feel worthy of picking up girls." ”

Tang Lianyun: "I haven't been to college either, so I want to know what kind of place a university is?" ”

The interactive nature of the listeners in the message section is high.

"Is humor hard? What's so hard about CET-4? Didn't go to college? Su Chen looked at the messages one by one and was a little surprised.

"Actually, it's not difficult to be humorous, for example, if you have a cold, you can't say that you have a cold, that's too ordinary, you have to say, you have a crushing cold, so it will seem exaggerated, very nonsensical, but it also achieves the effect of humor.

I saw someone say that he didn't go to college, and I wanted to ask what college was like, but in fact, college is like this:

When you talk to a girl, you can say something like:

The university is a place with a strong academic atmosphere, when there is no class, college students are paralyzed in bed like Zhang Haidi, and when there is class, they are paralyzed in the chair like Hawking, of course, this is just a joke, but others listen to your words, he will think that you are not only a little unreliable, but it will also give him an impression, that is, you have a wide range of knowledge, because you know Zhang Haidi, you also know Hawking, if they don't know, you can introduce Hawking, and then move out of Hawking's "A Brief History of Time".

From "A Brief History of Time" to the image of the universe, space and time, the expanding universe, the uncertainty principle, black holes, the origin and fate of the universe, etc., it doesn't matter whether the other party understands it or not, the important thing is that few people understand this thing, you know, you are better than many people.

If the other party is not interested in Hawking, you can talk about Zhang Haidi, who is Zhang Haidi? is a writer, is a great woman who fights against fate, if the other party is interested, you can also introduce Zhang Haidi's "The Pursuit of Life", "Dream in a Wheelchair", "Absolute Peak" and other books, it doesn't matter if you have read it or not, the important thing is that you know.

In this way, your previous disrespectful remarks will be whitewashed from the follow-up content you have narrated, and you will be concretized.

Some people say that he doesn't know these things, he hasn't heard of Hawking, he hasn't heard of Zhang Haidi, and he can't find material for bragging.

Then I can only say that there is a lack of spiritual food in your life, others go to the library, you also go to the library, are those books just decorations? You don't die at a glance, you don't really want to study, you look at the cover to understand the author and the title of the book, people are creatures who are constantly learning, although knowledge is inexhaustible, but you can't help but learn.

There is nothing wrong with reading books and miscellaneous, so that you can expand your knowledge, during the Chinese New Year, everyone chats together, and you find that everyone is pretending, what should you do if you can't interject?

Forcibly interjected, you can say that you went to the magic capital with a few business friends on New Year's Day to participate in an international art and antique auction, and you auctioned a Qing Dynasty Qianlong enamel covered smoker.

In this way, your taste has gone up, your value has gone up, and they don't understand this thing, but you know, maybe you also looked at the picture from a magazine in the library, and now you are pretending to be forced to do it.

But the people you're chatting with are ordinary people who don't know anything about art or antiques, so what should you do?

At this time, you have to show your humor and bring your value down, and then continue, I took a Qing Dynasty Qianlong enamel covered smoker, and it feels very good, but my phone pixel is a little low.

You see this turn, all of a sudden it is back to the common people, from auctions to taking pictures, and it can also reflect your humor.

Some people also said that he didn't read such a noble book, so he watched TV series and small videos, so what should he do.

Then blend into life.

You know all about borrowing arrows from grass boats, primary school texts, and TV dramas, when you speak, you have to do this: think about Zhuge Liang's project to build 100,000 arrows, don't do it on the first day, don't do it on the second day, and when the deadline is approaching on the third day, Lalu Su will work all night.

This is similar to when you do your winter vacation homework, very down-to-earth, and at the same time you can learn English, why do Xiangjiang people like to talk with a few words of English?

Sometimes it's not for the sake of pretending, it helps to learn the language. ”

Su Chen said a lot of words that seemed to the audience to be very clueless, it was really the "Su Chen Speaks" program.

But those who are interested will find that Su Chen explained to the audience in the process just now, how to learn English, how to pick up girls, how to pretend to be forced, and how to be humorous.

"Little girl, what did that young man say just now, what else is there to rely on? What does that mean? "Uncle Driver knew that Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat, but he couldn't understand Su Chen's English.

Lin Wan'er: "The meaning of project is the meaning of deadline. ”

Lin Wan'er was not cold, and patiently explained.

"project, deadline, interesting, I can also speak English, it seems very simple." Uncle Driver has not been able to do a good job recently, because there are many foreigners in the local area, they are not good at Chinese, and they often ask people for directions, so the company has decided to recruit a group of drivers with good foreign language skills.

This made the driver's uncle have a sense of crisis, and he planned to learn simple daily English by himself.

At this moment, Lin Wan'er suddenly felt that Su Chen could do a personal talk show, Lin Wan'er didn't know that Su Chen's eloquence was so good.

"Okay, let's take a look at the second email. It was sent by a netizen named KimTaeYeon, let's see what he wrote. ”

Su Chen opened the email and began to read it.

"I like a person, but we broke up, that day I went to the restaurant to eat, I saw her in the restaurant who I hadn't seen for a long time, I saw her ordering food alone, eating alone, I kept guessing if it would be the next second, her lover rushed to her side, accompanied her to eat, will they talk happily, sweet talk...... Luckily she was just one person at the time, and I watched her leave the restaurant, and then I felt like I was narrowly escaped, except that I was suddenly not hungry...... You may not understand what I mean, but those who understand may cry when they read it. ”

After Su Chen finished reading it, he didn't comment on it for the first time, but asked the audience to digest the story, the content of the story was very short, but the things written were very clear.

Obviously, this is a story of a man and woman who broke up, the man still likes the woman, and when he sees the woman after the breakup, he is worried that she has a new love, but he is afraid that his embarrassed appearance will be seen by the other party.

"Brother, I only have one sentence for this, the flowers can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches! If you don't understand, go to Baidu! Let's enjoy a happy song, and the show will continue when the song returns. Su Chen learned this poem from Wang Wenyun, but he didn't expect to use it today.

Su Chen closed the microphone, and after a while, the song sounded: "Miss, may I ask if there is a sale of Peninsula Iron Box......

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