It's nothing to decorate people, at most it's annoying to others, and it's not welcome.

What's the most embarrassing and confusing thing?

It's just pretending to be forced to pretend to be big, a step is not steady, and a word horse clicks, and the two eggs are the first to hit the marble floor, and say goodbye to a beautiful and happy life.

I now belong to the two eggs smashed to pieces, never expected that the two nonsense sentences, successfully attracted the attention of the system mother and took it to heart, with the so-called graduation certificate that had just arrived and did not cover the heat, and pit me together.

Look, is this what the system is supposed to do?!

It's okay not to pit me, system mom, are you uncomfortable.

I'm a big living person and a shitty cunt, huh? What else do you say about the Yin Cha Academy under the name of King Qin Guang, this is to make me die immediately, so that I can go to the underworld to study? Let's make jokes! Let's pull the calf!

However, one thing to be thankful for is that Yangshou did not clear out because of the words of the system's mother, but made my body more vigorous.

As if I opened the body password lock in an instant, there was a chilling yin qi from my cervical spine, rushing directly to the top of my head, and suddenly giving me a cold back, but it was like supplementing me with unprecedented confidence, just like this yin qi represented by Qin Guangdian, one of the ten halls of the underworld.

This is the endless glory that belongs to the king of Qin Guang, Jiang.

It is the backer of those who have never come, and the backer of the absolutely awesome bombardment.

In this case, it is better to push the boat down the river, be a lackey, be a lackey, as long as you can live, and if you encounter a ghost that you can't beat in the future, you can still sign up for a number, after all, King Qin Guang is too dazzling, and the general ghost is dying if he doesn't give three points of thin noodles.

I put my hands behind my back, stood on tiptoe, and pretended to activate this yin qi with my head in a profound way, and said very slowly: "King Qin Guang sent me to inspect the hot and cold state of the world, and I was ordered to arrest lonely souls and wild ghosts. You little stoopher, you actually shouted to beat me! What are your intentions? What do you mean? Do you want to go against His Majesty King Qin Guang? Do you want to go against the entire Qin Guang Palace? Do you want to rebel against the underworld? Do you want to reverse black and white? Is it blind to the underworld? Believe it or not, I sued His Royal Highness King Qin Guang with a yin deed, and told him all about what you had done, and personally arrested you and sent you to the underworld to be tortured and apologize!"

Sensei said otherwise, in the case of backing, the first point is to buckle the big black cauldron to others first. The second point is to stand on the moral high ground. The third point is that I must be shameless, I am the face of King Qin Guang!

"Little one, I don't know if you have such an identity."

The boy clenched his fists with both hands, bowed deeply and kept not understanding, and explained with low eyebrows: "The little one just learned that there was a new neighbor living here during the day today, so he specially sent the little one to explore the neighbor's bottom line, and the little one told the little one, saying that you are also playing with the Yin Difference Adult, so the little one just wants to attract you over, try how you do, which sect you cultivate, and have no other intentions, let alone half-heartedness, the blue sky can be learned!"

"But it's dark now, it's dark, you're a yin walker, and you might want to do something!."

I saw that he didn't see the existence of the system, his heart was put back in his stomach, and he took a small half step forward, and the yin qi of his body became more and more proficient in manipulating, as if he was following King Qin Guang when he was a child, and he was learning his movements and stillness, and he was quite a fox and a fake tiger: "Say!" How many people have you killed, and how many people have been killed by these lonely ghosts who have followed you! All in all, TM killed someone!? Everyone is innocent, why kill people!"

"Bang dang!"

The boy was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, and while crying wolf, he explained the reason: "Lord Yincha! What you said is wrong, the little one is a cultivator who does his duty in the yang world, and he is kind enough to help others, and the evil dog has left my blood! That Jinjiling left my meat! The city of murder, the pit of ten thousand people, has left my name! I'm innocent! I haven't done anything against my will!"

"Humph!"

I curled the corners of my mouth triumphantly, kept the skin and flesh that was difficult to change the color of the spring breeze and smiled, and the official tone was handy, and I couldn't take it back for a while: "Forgive me and don't dare to lie in front of this official, there is a house of tenants next door to you, and the owner of that house is my comrade, and they all belong to the lackeys under the throne of Qin Guang." If you don't have anything else to do, don't come and spy on our daily lives, or don't blame me for having long nights, twisting your neck with my own hands, and setting fire to your shit!"

"Yes!"

The boy didn't have much to do with his own eyes, and he was alive better than me.

I felt like I had drunk two catties of liquor, and I deeply felt that I didn't brag enough: "In the future, if you have anything to do with it, you can report it to this official, and this official will help you solve all incurable diseases, and return the world to peace, so that the sun of the palace of King Qin Guang will cover the yang world and dispel the evil obstacles of all those who are greedy for evil!"

"Yes!"

The boy looked up at me, as if he was looking up at the last true god in the yang world who was impartial and upright, his eyes were full of pious worship, as if if if I shouted a word or two more, he would have to hug my thighs and shout, take me as your harem!

Why is it a harem? Because the system increases my same-sex attraction rate!

"Well, it's nothing, the official is about to rest."

I have satisfied my desire to pretend at this moment, and I simply want to run away, and it is not the same thing to pretend again.

"Okay! You go slowly!"

The boy greeted respectfully, then got up, ran to the security door, pushed open the security door, stretched out his hands to the door, and personally sent me away.

"You're pretty good!"

I took a square step and carried a small hand, which was really similar to the leader of the inspection work in the countryside, and then turned around and asked the boy: "What is your name?"

"Yu Rou!"

The boy didn't dare to breathe and say his real name.

I bowed my head slightly and looked at him: "You are named after you, do you want to fish and flesh the people?" Or what's the drop? Not an example! In the future, it will be renamed as Yuxiang shredded pork!"

"Howler! From today onwards, my name will be Yu Xiang Shredded Pork!"

Yu Xiang Rousi happily accepted this unobtrusive name, smiled even more cheaply, edited it and put it on the Internet, and properly dripped the ghost animal material.

"Let's go, go home and sleep."

When I walked into the door of my house, Yu Xiang Rousi still maintained the expression and movement of a slave to send off his master, so he really couldn't bear to say: "Don't stand here stupidly, go home and sleep, if you have something to do in the future, Brother Pao must be good, I have fought several vicious battles in Songdong City, and my strength is quite wow!"

"Howler! Brother Pao!"

He smiled silly, walked home, and locked the door.

Even though the door was closed, I could hear him cheering and the sound of the floor shaking with excitement jumping up and down.

"Alas!"

I sighed, closed the door, and when I saw that my sister was still snoring, I went back to my bedroom.

Sitting on the bed, with his back to the wall, holding the graduation certificate that could not turn the page, he stared blankly, and the thoughts in his mind were like a rapid rotation of a storm.

Yu Xiangrousi's behavior can be understood, he is a yin person to take the relationship of the underworld, whether it is "going to the yin to do things" or "going to the yin to summon the soul", it will be a lot easier, maybe now he quietly hopes that when he is going to the underworld again, he will mention the name of Zhao Cannon, and the steward will be able to open a red light for him and make it convenient.

Moreover, the most important thing is that King Qin Guang is really trying his best to emulate the knowledge and experience of the yang world! Eighty percent of the schools are similar to the Yangjian Police Academy, and they may be the cradle of cultivating a "descendant army."

Just listening to the meaning of the system mother, the other Yamas have the same Yin Difference Academy.

Therefore, Yin Difference should be a species mass-produced by the assembly line, maybe it has something to do with stuffing two stacks of yin money in the pocket of the steward above, and you can go to school.

Tut-tut, after thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be too much, but more like a status symbol, symbolizing eating the official family's job.

Isn't that the Yan Zhutou in "Wulin Gaiden".

I put my graduation certificate back into the space backpack, combined with the particularity of my body now, and pondered how to be relaxed and happy when I have a task in the future.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

I smirked badly, and I thought of a good way, and the system mother operated it down, which was really tailored for me!