I slept until noon the next day.

I woke up from the bed full of energy, got out of bed and shook around to move my muscles. The old lady had already gone out to work, and there were a few bags of Mrs. Kang's instant noodles on the coffee table, as well as a note saying that I should get up and remember to eat.

"Who is knocking on my window~ It's the round moon, with a thick and long ponytail. Thank you for the love you gave me! This life and this life are unforgettable!"

I hummed a song out of tune, pulled out the electric pot from which I had eaten hot pot yesterday, and began to cook instant noodles with my ass twisted.

By the way, I put in the leaves left over from yesterday's meal.

When the bowl of noodles was ready, I put it in the rice bowl, took the rice bowl, returned to the living room, turned on the TV, listened to the news broadcast of the lunch replay, and ate instant noodles.

"Tsk!"

I took a bite of the noodles and suddenly felt that it was too light and almost tasted, but yesterday's hot pot dipping sauce was gone, otherwise I could have mixed the noodles with the dipping sauce.

Wait, a few days ago, the system mother didn't reward me with a bottle of Lao Gan Niang hot sauce, I can use Lao Gan Niang hot sauce to mix noodles!

Thinking of this, there was no one around anyway, so I directly summoned Lao Ganniang hot sauce from the space backpack, ran back to the kitchen, and poured the soup in the rice bowl clean.

Unscrewed the cap of the bottle and found that this bottle of Lao Gan Niang hot sauce was still flavored with tempeh.

The flavor of tempeh is definitely my favorite, I scooped three chopsticks hot sauce into the rice bowl, and then a meal of eight-level wind stirring, almost evenly, take back the old godmother hot sauce to the space backpack, hold the rice bowl while eating while walking back to the living room to continue listening to the news broadcast, after all, you have to pay attention to national affairs, from which you can get the material when you go out to borrow the identity of the poor in the future.

"Thorn~"

I took a big bite of the noodles and swallowed two bites of the dates, but as soon as I swallowed it, I felt a hot breath rise in my stomach.

"Dingding......

The BGM sound that only rings when you eat food in "Little Master China" rings in my ears. For a moment, I froze in place, at a loss.

"The more high-end the company, the more simple the scam it often needs."

After the BGM voice, it is a pure middle-aged male voice, as if he is dubbing the narration of a variety show.

"What...... What the hell!"

I was stunned and stared at the noodles with wide eyes, because this sudden change boiled down to eating a bite of noodles with Lao Gan Niang's hot sauce.

Difficult...... Don't...... Lao Gan Niang hot sauce is poisonous?

it! Why is the system mother pranking me again!

Oh my! I'm going to die, there's wood!

I stupidly put the noodles on the coffee table, lay flat on the sofa, quietly waited for the disaster to strike, tried to maintain a perfect posture and demeanor, waited for death to come, and silently prayed that the old lady would find out that I was dead before the corpse stinked.

"Is that GG? I haven't killed five yet! ”

My desperate soul seemed to be about to break away from my body, muttering quietly to the world for the final curse and goodbye.

The picture in my mind is formed by the fat man Fang with a snot bubble, the old Zhou who drank liquor to death, the old sister who worked hard and maintained the family atmosphere, and the yin like a flower and Yu Xiangrou, who was newly acquainted last night.

Bye! My friends! I hope you will remember my name and my face. Bye! My friends! I hope you will remember my voice and the unfinished force

Ten minutes of time passed quietly.

Everything is so harmonious, everything is so peaceful.

"Oh? What's going on? Why am I not dead yet? ”

I folded my hands on my abdomen, as if I noticed that there was no special change in my body, but my body became more energetic, and I was eager to try to give myself a big mouth to see if it had become a lot bigger.

"Ding!"

The system chime pulled me back from my imagination to reality.

The system mother said slowly: "Lao Gan Niang hot sauce, the ancestral formula is made by the system mother Jingjing, which has the treatment of dark diseases and injuries of the body, cerebellar atrophy, hemiplegia, rheumatism, cerebral thrombosis and cerebral hemorrhage, diabetes ......"

Another five minutes passed, and the system mother took out all the inventory in her stomach, and played dozens of disease names one after another in one breath, from craniotomy to ventilation and a small cold, for fear that I don't know how awesome Lao Ganniang's hot sauce is.

"Cure all diseases."

I sat up from the couch and had a conversation in my head. I feel sorry for a bowl of noodles, and I actually put three chopsticks of hot sauce, which made a big sin! What a shame is wasting resources!

"Yes!"

After the system mother frankly admitted, she stopped reporting the name of the disease, changed her tone and said: "This bottle of hot sauce will only appear once, but it will not have an effect on the host itself, please cherish this bottle of Lao Gan Niang hot sauce." How much love can come over and how much hot sauce is worth the wait. ”

"It's useless to myself......"

I double-checked: "Is it really useless for me?" What about the main group? Or do you want me to use hot sauce to become the first miracle doctor in China, that money can't be packed in a bag! ”

"Ding!"

A system chime interrupted my reverie.

The mother of the system really thinks that my rotten dish can't be put on the table: "Calculated according to the intimacy value, the higher the intimacy attribute, the better the treatment effect." The current host intimacy value objects are sorted in order, the host's sister, the host's friend Fang Gucheng, the host's elder Lao Zhou, the host's first dog leg, and Yu Xiang Shredded Meat. ”

"Death sacks!"

The first three people, I can accept it, but what the hell is Yu Xiang shredded pork? When did you become a dogleg? Do I have what it takes to take in my younger brother?

"Please don't worry, Yu Xiang Shredded Meat has become your most loyal servant so far. You let him catch the chicken, the kind he doesn't dare to tease the dog. ”

System mom reliable explanation.

"Okay......"

While I silently accepted this fact, I felt a chill in the chrysanthemum, remembering the little eyes of Yu Xiangminsi last night, and instantly realized that he wanted to explode my chrysanthemum!

After the system's mother explained that it was about the same, she stopped talking, and took her best friend for life, and the system prompt tone to happily pretend to be dead.

"No! Gotta find a guinea pig and try it out!"

I held my chin with one hand, got up and found the mobile phone that was charged in the living room, unplugged the phone, and turned on the traffic to call Fang Fatzi.

The phone rang for more than ten seconds before Fang Fatzi connected.

I didn't say hello, but asked, "Where are you?" Don't have it at home? I've got some delicious food, can you go home and try it? ”

"Huh?"

Fang Fatzi was very ignorant, and his speech was confused: "My daughter-in-law and I are not at home, here in Lao Zhou." After sending you away last night, we found another place to drink, and we stayed at his house after drinking too much. Why don't you call me, I'm still sleeping? What's so delicious for you? Is it poison? ”

"It's not poison, forget if you're not at home, I'll find someone else."

I hung up the phone quickly, scratching my head, thinking about whether to go to the pit Yu Xiang Shredded Pork, but the child outside was killed, so I had to take the blame.

"Bell, bell!"

There was a knock on the security door, and then Yu Xiangrou's unique voice came: "Brother Pao! Are you at home? I've got something to look for you! Urgent!"

I'll deliver it to my door! The guinea pig has you covered!

I didn't think like a human being, holding the rice bowl, walking to the security door, after opening the door, standing outside the door was Yu Xiang shredded with sweat and hair.

"Brother Pao!"

The first time Yu Xiangrousi saw me, he wanted to give me a cordial hug, seeing the eyes that I wanted to kill, the embarrassed pestle was in place, I didn't dare to move blindly at a loss, and my mouth was chattering: "I took a job, it's very serious, I'm afraid I can't do it alone, you go with me to have a look."

“stop!”

I shook my head and didn't want to listen to him, so I stretched out my hand holding the rice bowl: "You eat this instant noodle first, and then we will discuss other things after eating, otherwise we won't talk about it."