Chapter 80: The deity cooks for you
Where should I put it? Shi Liyuan didn't know where to put it, he only knew that this dead girl must have done it on purpose.
So he leaned over, stared into her eyes, gritted his teeth, and asked, "Is it interesting to see the deity make a fool of himself?" ”
"It's very interesting." The little girl had a look of indebtedness, "The dignified emperor, everyone in the world knows that you are noble and noble, and you are not stained with mortal dust, and you have never been tempted by women." But tonight you're not only tempted, you're also moving. She hooked his neck and said to him, "Shi Liyuan, I didn't mean to let others see it, I just wanted to make a joke with you, I didn't expect anyone to dare to come." Don't be angry, if you do, I don't know how to coax you. ”
There was tenderness and sweetness pouring out of his eyes, "The deity is so coaxing." ”
"Oh? What's a good way to coax? ”
"Don't be angry if you do it again."
Yuntai flowers, red robes and shadows, continuous kisses, endlessly.
The bird in mid-air couldn't stand it anymore, covered its eyes with its two wings, and fell to the ground without incident.
Shi Liyuan finally took the time to glance at the little bird, and then asked her, "What is that?" ”
She smiled and replied, "The bird who knows the way." I don't have a good sense of direction, and I get lost a lot of the time, so I used a spell to turn a way-knowing bird out a long time ago, and fed a drop of my tongue ~ sharp blood, which can be regarded as fixing its shape and recognizing the master. It speaks in my voice and can find where I'm looking almost anywhere. ”
"Like the deity's dormitory?"
She chuckled, "Yes, yes, your dormitory was also found by it, otherwise I don't know how long I would have to wander around your Yanhua Palace." Shi Liyuan: Do you say you're particularly bad? ”
He disagreed: "Compared to you, the deity is really a good person." ”
"So you mean I'm bad?"
"What do you say?"
"Then I'll be bad to the end!" Her lips pressed up again, and she bit him the lips, like a lion cub that had been fried and wanted to eat people, and he didn't feel any pain, but found it very funny.
Finally dragged the little girl to get up among the flowers, Shi Liyuan stared at the food box she brought and asked, "You came to deliver food to the deity at night?" ”
Only then did she remember what she was doing, "Yes, I'm here to bring you food." Today, our family makes dumplings, radish filling, which is very delicious, so I will think about sending you some to try. ”
He was interested, "You wrapped it yourself?" ”
The little girl shook her head, "No, although I would love to make my own bag, I even tried to make it myself." But our family felt that I was a little bit different from the way I made noodles and dumplings, so they didn't let me get started. The noodles are made by Mama Ji, and the stuffing is made by my mother, and everyone is wrapped together, except for me. ”
He thought for a moment and asked, "Is it really just a little bit of a spread?" ”
"Uh...... It can also be very poor. ”
"How bad is it?"
She lowered her head, "It's so bad that you can't eat it at all." But I'm involved in chopping stuffing! I chopped the radish and the meat. ”
"Are you good at chopping stuffing?"
"Good at it! It's like chopping someone! My knife skills are still very good. ”
Shi Liyuan felt that this dumpling was inedible, and the chopped people were all out, this shouldn't be a human ~ meat dumpling, right?
"In fact, the deity has been able to open the valley since he was twenty years old, and he basically doesn't have to eat anything on weekdays."
"That's no fun." She shook her head again and again, "I can also make grains, but I still like to eat, and I still can't resist the feeling of eating food, if not because I'm hungry, but because it's delicious." We are vegetarian in our house now, and this meat dumpling is made secretly, but it will be good to wait until the 100 days of the mourning have passed, and then I can eat it every day. ”
"Not afraid of being fat?" I have the impression that I have heard that women are afraid of fat and dare not eat more, and last month, I even said that Miss Yan of a family in Beijing was disliked by the engaged man because she ate fat, so she made up her mind to reduce it. As a result, he starved himself for seven days in a row, and finally almost starved to death.
Ye Wenyan smiled and said to him: "Don't worry, I won't get fat, no matter how I eat, I won't get fat." Shi Liyuan, you are also a spiritual cultivator, have you forgotten that we all know how to lose weight? I have been proficient in this simple technique since I was ten years old. ”
He suddenly, yes, there is also a light body trick, not to mention that he really forgot. But this is also not to blame him, after all, this kind of thing is really chicken for spiritual cultivators, except for their own illness, other fat is caused by eating too much. And the spiritual cultivator can generally achieve a mild degree of valley after building a foundation, and after the pill, he can even be a long-term valley, and he will not get fat just by absorbing the spiritual power of heaven and earth, so that kind of law is only used by juniors in the qi cultivation period, and he has never used it after living for more than four hundred years.
"I've only heard of this technique, but I've never used it." He looked at Ye Wenyan with a look of disbelief, "Could it be that you have been using it for so many years?" "And a cultivator of her level would do this?
She was ashamed to say, "Yes! I've been using it all these years! Otherwise, how dare you enjoy food without indulgence? ”
Shi Liyuan is really speechless, this girl is actually using the light body technique, how persistent is this to delicious food?
"Why are you looking at me with disdain? Is it strange for me to use the slimming formula? What's so strange about this, I think it's even more strange that you don't eat all year round. She opened the food box as she spoke, "Come on, let's make an exception tonight and try the dumplings we made at home." I've been warming it with magic, but it's not cold, and it's as fragrant as when it first came out of the pot. ”
She picked up one of the chopsticks and put it to his mouth, but he didn't open his mouth for a long time.
She frowned, "Hey, okay to give some face?" I've delivered it to the door, so you can take a bite. ”
He stared at her and said, "Didn't you already bite it?" ”
"When did you bite?"
"Just now, when you were lying in the flowers."
She twitched the corners of her mouth, "I'm talking about dumplings, not myself." Hurry up, eat or not give a happy word. You're really, I know you haven't eaten human food for a long time, but haven't you kissed a girl for more than 400 years? Then how can you kiss me without hesitation at all? Where was your reserve when you kissed me? It's all a matter of opening a mouth, why is it so difficult to change to dumplings? ”
"Can kissing you be the same thing as eating dumplings?" He really couldn't keep up with the little girl's logic, "That's it, just taste it, just one, okay?" ”
"Okay, you'll just try one." The dumplings were stuffed into his mouth smoothly, and the little girl finally laughed.
When he saw her smiling, he felt that the things he ate in his mouth were no longer strange and strange, and he actually ate one after another with her smile, and at the end of the meal, he thought to himself, if the life goes on like this, and he will eat back to mortal food like her, will he also have to use a light body technique? How did that trick work? Did he learn back then?
"I still said I wouldn't eat it, but I didn't eat it because I couldn't put down my chopsticks and was duplicitous. I said it all, my mother's friendly stuffing is very fragrant, you don't believe it. You see, it's all eaten, right? If I knew you could eat like this, I would have brought some more. ”
He was a little embarrassed, "Am I eating too much?" Didn't leave you a few. ”
"You don't have to leave it for me, I've eaten it all at home, and these are for you. I'm glad you like it, and I'll give you back the dumplings next time. If you like to eat it, you can eat it at my house when you have the opportunity, and let my mother and eldest sister wrap it for you. Let me tell you, my mother is very good, my eldest brother and sister are also very good, they all take special care of me, and my eldest brother also gives me candy to eat. It's just that the second sister doesn't make people worry, but it's okay, just ignore it. ”
He listened to the little girl's homely talk, and wanted to say that I can come to your house to eat at any time. But when this came to his mouth, he couldn't say it, not because he didn't want to say it, but because he was a little nervous.
He is the emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, everyone says that he is the lord of the world, there is no place in the world where he can't go, and every land is grown under his protection. He always thought that he would let him walk in this day, but recently he found that he didn't dare to go to the Yipin General's Mansion in the inner city of Lin'an, right under his nose. As long as the thought of going to see Ye Wenyan's mother, his scalp was numb.
He is over 400 years old, what should he call him when he sees him? He is the emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, who should salute whom when he meets?
Before, she thought that the little girl didn't let him show up in the night house because she was embarrassed, but now she found that not letting him show up was really a kind of protection for him.
Lord Dizun was frightened, and the little girl's routine continued: "Actually, I really want to learn how to cook, and I really want to wrap this dumpling for you myself." My brother didn't let me get started anymore when I got to the face-to-face session, they thought I really didn't have this talent. My mother said that no matter whether you have talent or not, you still have to study, otherwise if my husband is hungry at night in the future, I won't even be able to roll out a bowl of noodles, which will be very embarrassing. ”
He finally found the topic: "If it's just rolling noodles, then you don't need it, I will." ”
"Will you?" Her eyes widened, "Shi Liyuan, don't tell me that you know some kind of cooking technique. ”
"It's not a spell, it's really a handicraft." He smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pulled the little girl up, "Yanhua Palace also has a stove room, although it is never used, but the palace people will still add it on time and clean it every day, there should be noodles inside, let's go, I'll make it for you to eat." He took her little hand and walked down the cloud platform, and said as he walked, "I ate the things made in the imperial dining room in the palace many, many years ago, but it was really difficult to eat, and I never ate them again." If you like to eat delicious food, then I will learn a few more dishes in the future, you tell me what you like to eat, and I will make it for you. ”
Ye Wenyan was so happy, as if he had picked up a big bargain, "You said that there is no one in the world who can make the emperor cook except me, right?" ”
He nodded, "Yes." ”
"Then you won't cook for anyone else except me, right?"
"They don't have the qualifications."
"Then when you put down the noodles later, put some meat on me, I want to eat meat......"