Chapter 79: Miss Night Fourth is eating people
At three moments, a white shadow passed through the forbidden formation at the foot of Yanhua Palace Mountain, went up one hundred and ninety-nine steps, and quietly entered the main hall of Yanhua Palace.
Because of the experience of the last time, this time it was a familiar road, and soon found the door where Lord Emperor Zun was sleeping.
Ye Wenyan stood at the door with a food box, and did not use magic to pass through the door, but gently pushed the door open, poked his head in, looked around, and then squeezed through the crack in the door and began to look for someone in the house.
Unfortunately, there was no one in the house, and the bedroom was empty.
She frowned, she didn't sleep at night, where did she go?
I quit again to find it again, and finally saw a ~ red shadow on a high platform.
There are steps on the high platform, ninety-nine eighty-one, and she climbs quite hard.
That ~ Red Shadow Hongyu couldn't stand it anymore, so he turned back to her and said, "Can't you come generously?" How do you act like a thief? ”
She wasn't happy, "Isn't that exciting?" How exciting it is to touch it like this in the middle of the night! Come on, grab me. ”
He was puzzled, "What are you doing with you?" ”
"Oh, if you want to catch you, you will catch it, just like you catch a thief, hurry up."
He reached out and grabbed her arm. As a result, I never expected it, and the little girl who was caught in her hands suddenly shouted like a corpse - "Help! Kill! Robbing people's daughters!! ”
Lord Emperor Zun panicked, and he didn't know whether to withdraw his hands or stop the girl's mouth. But this girl is still a thief, and she gave him a provocative look while shouting back.
The emperor is angry, and if he shouts like this, the wolf will be invited, obviously she asked him to catch it, how did this become a robbery of the people's daughter? How can I get this folk girl to shut her mouth? Can you cover your hands?
It turns out that if you can't cover your hands, the folk girl will bite, and her slender fingers are bitten by her little teeth, and it hurts.
He was anxious, "Don't shout, okay?" On this big night, you shouted at the top of your voice, and you didn't know that you thought something big had happened in Yanhua Palace. ”
She didn't do it, "Isn't there a big incident!" Lord Emperor Zun robbed the people's daughter, this matter is not big enough? Help me! Is there anyone to save me? Something big is wrong! She shouted again.
He had no choice, so he simply withdrew his hand, leaned over, and kissed the person directly.
The little girl didn't shout this time, she accepted the kiss with a thief smile on her face, and she would take the initiative to respond.
He thought that this matter was over, and the little girl originally wanted to take this opportunity to ask for a kiss, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
But I didn't want someone to be on duty in Yanhua Palace tonight, and when I heard this shout, I was excited, and I ran to the Yuntai side, and the speed was almost a 100-meter sprint, and I used all the light skills that I hadn't used for many years.
As a result, when I arrived at the Yuntai, I saw the noble and noble Emperor Zun holding a plain-clothed woman in ...... Kissing?
Lian Shi rubbed his eyes vigorously, almost didn't rub his eyeballs out, but no matter how you look at it, it's the same picture.
He was a little devastated, he thought that Lord Emperor Zun was being used by female bandits.
But this female bandit looked familiar, and took a closer look, isn't this the fourth miss of the Yipin General's Mansion!
Miss Yesi doesn't sleep at night, what are you doing in Yanhua Palace? How did she get in? Why did he keep guarding the door of the temple, but he didn't notice anyone coming in at all?
The more I thought about it, the more I broke down, and I almost cried. Lord Emperor, is this defiled by Miss Night Four? Who took the initiative first? So kiss and kiss which one should be done next? Did he step forward and pull the two apart, or would he go back to the dormitory and lay the quilt for the two? If you do this again, is Yanhua Palace going to have a happy event?
Lian Shi was immersed in infinite fantasy, but the Emperor Zun on the cloud platform was so red that he could almost drip blood. But at night, Wen Yan said that the dead girl was still staring at him with big eyes and smiling. He was thin-skinned, so he simply waved his sleeves and shouted: "Get out!" ”
A gust of wind blew Lian Shi away, all the way out of the range of Yanhua Palace, and directly to Qin Tianjian.
Yun Chen didn't leave the palace tonight, he was sitting on the stargazing platform of Qin Tianjian pinching his fingers and looking up at the starry sky. It hit him with a single plop, almost knocking him off the stargazing platform and dying.
When the palace people of Qin Tianjian heard that there was a movement here, they immediately ran over to check, and they saw their Lord Jian Zheng sitting cross-legged on the stargazing platform, and Lian Shi's father-in-law of Yanhua Palace sitting cross-legged on Lord Jian Zheng......
This picture is so beautiful that the palace people said that they didn't dare to look at it anymore and retreated one after another. Only Lian Shi with a confused face was left, and Yun Chen, who was smashed with gold stars in his eyes.
Finally, both of them eased up, and Yun Chen's first words were: "Even father-in-law, can you come down first, my leg is numb." ”
After a while, he climbed to the ground, and then looked at Yun Chen, his old face turned red: "Lord Yun, I'm really sorry, this thing is really not what I want." If I can be my own Lord, I will not smash you. ”
Yun Chen rubbed his leg that was almost broken, and then pressed his head that was almost knocked to death, and asked Lian Shi helplessly: "Did you commit something and be thrown out by Lord Dizun?" ”
Lian Shi hurriedly said: "Lord Yun is wise! Lord Yun is transparent! He looked like he wanted to cry without tears, "Wise and transparent Lord Yun, since I am here, there is something I want you to help analyze and analyze." ”
"What's the matter?"
"The matter of the emperor, Lord Emperor was given by Miss Yesi...... Give that something. ”
Yun Chen was shocked, "What's wrong with it?" Miss Night Fourth shouldn't have eaten the emperor, right? ”
Lian Shi thought for a while, "What kind of eating method are you talking about?" ”
"It's just a bite on the mouth!"
“…… It's really mouthful. ”
"Really talking?" Yun Chen stood up suddenly, "I felt that the fourth miss was not quite right that night, her face was pale and pale, like a dead person." On the night of the death of the first emperor, I watched the stars, and I also took one time for Miss Yesi, but no matter how I looked at it, it was a death star. At that time, I wondered, even though it was the Death Star, why were people still alive? can also talk and walk, and even treat the new emperor's injuries. Now when you say that, I understand that it's a living dead at all! It will eat people ~ meat and drink human blood! Oh, why did you say that the emperor and his old man were involved in such a thing? Let's go, hurry up, we have to save people, even if we don't want to spare our lives, we have to snatch Lord Emperor Zun back from the mouth of the living dead! ”
Yun Chen was about to drag Lian Shi away as he spoke, and Lian Shi was stunned, "Wait a while, Master Yun, you wait a while, I think there may be a little misunderstanding between the two of us." ”
Yun Chen waved his hand, "Let's talk about the misunderstanding between the two of us, I know that you didn't mean to hit my leg, and I won't bother with you." As for what those palace people saw, I will tell them to shut up when I go back, I will never let them talk nonsense, and I will not take this matter to heart. So you don't have to worry about any misunderstandings, it's important for us to save the emperor. ”
Lian Shi didn't leave, Lian Shi was very broken, "It's not this misunderstanding, it's that what we said is a bit of a misunderstanding." The food I am talking about may not be the same kind of food that I am talking about, but the food I am talking about is another kind of eating. ”
Yun Chen was almost confused by him, "What kind of food do you eat?" Didn't you say it's already in your mouth? ”
"It's on the lips, but not only Miss Yesi is on the lips, but also Lord Dizun! They should be eating each other now, yes, eating each other. ”
"Eating each other? What do you mean? Yun Chen was sweating, "Emperor Zun also eats people?" Can't you? I have followed the emperor for more than ten years, and I have never heard of it, let alone seen the emperor eat people! Even my father-in-law, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, although Lord Emperor Zun has lived for more than 400 years, he is not a monster, he is an immortal of our Northern Qi! Immortals don't eat people! ”
"Didn't you say it's not that kind of food?" Even Shi was about to be anxious, "Lord Yun, are you hungry or what's wrong?" How is this full of cannibalism? Why do they have to eat people! No one has eaten it! Emperor Zun didn't eat people, and Miss Yesi didn't eat people, I'm not talking about that kind of eating, don't you understand? After speaking, his gaze moved down slightly, staring at a certain position of Yun Chen, "Lord Yun, who is the eunuch of the two of us?" Are you a normal man? Why don't you even understand this? ”
Yun Chen made him stare a little panicked, and subconsciously blocked it with his hand, "Which one should I understand?" ”
"It's them...... Well, that's it! In order to make it clear, Lian Shi leaned in front of Yun Chen again, and made a pouting motion. It just so happened that another palace person came over at this time, and this scene happened to let the palace people see it, and they were so frightened that they let out an "ah" with a sharp voice, covered their eyes and ran away.
Yun Chen felt that his reputation was not guaranteed, and he was so angry that he grinded his teeth, "Even time! You can't talk well, can you? When they kiss each other, you say kiss, what are you talking about with me? Haven't you ever seen two people kiss? Haven't you seen the Emperor's Majesty? After saying that, he immediately changed his words, "Oh, you really haven't seen it, and I haven't seen it either." But just because I haven't seen it before doesn't mean I won't see it in the future! No, isn't Miss Night Fourth going to give you a show? You should be happy for Lord Emperor Zun to be daring, and you should be grateful to Miss Yesi! Because Miss Yesi made the emperor happy, she is a meritorious person! ”
Lian Shi rolled his eyes, "Who just said that Miss Night Fourth is a living dead?" ”
"Who said that? Anyway, the prison didn't say it! Yun Chen refused to admit it, "How can a gentle and kind woman like Miss Yesi be a living dead, who should be damned by heaven dare to curse our future emperor and queen like this?" ”
Lian Shi expressed strong contempt for this, but he was still particularly interested in another matter: "You say she is the future emperor?" Really? Is the thousand-year-old iron tree really about to bloom? ”
I don't know if the thousand-year-old iron tree has bloomed, anyway, at this moment, the cloud platform of Yanhua Palace is already full of silver glittering flowers, and there is a pale golden way-reading bird that sprinkles pollen while fanning its wings.
Where the powder fell, flowers bloomed, and a plain-clothed girl was lying in the pile of flowers, and said to the red-robed man standing in front of her: "I happened to be bumped into today, you said that when you turned around, even your father-in-law asked, where should you put your old face?" ”