Chapter Ninety-Seven: Good Brother
When the wind weakened, Xu Lang found that it was completely dark, and the funeral procession had arrived on the mountain at some point, surrounded by torches, and next to the coffin was a grave pit.
The flames on the torches swayed in the wind, and the shadows on the ground shook with them.
"Hey...... Xu Lang, it's finally your turn, I won't let you go with peace of mind! A black shadow floated over, floating above Xu Lang's coffin, and a pair of scarlet eyes appeared on the face covered with black hair, with irrepressible joy and viciousness in his eyes.
"Chen Zhongwei?" Xu Lang exclaimed.
"It's me! Xu Lang, retribution is not happy, today I will rob you of your merits, make you the lowest ghost in hell, and suffer from bone erosion! Chen Zhongwei said viciously.
"Okay, then you can come." Xu Lang smiled and beckoned, "I'm not afraid of you when I'm alive, and I'm afraid of you when I'm dead?" ā
As soon as these words came out, he himself was stunned, he involuntarily entered the role again!
But what Xu Lang didn't expect was that Chen Zhongwei, who had spoken viciously, did not make the next move, he vigilantly circled around Xu Lang twice, and finally disappeared into the night.
"Why did you leave?" Xu Lang was puzzled, "This is not terrifying." Forget it, these are all fake anyway. ā
"Get out of the coffin!" Outside the coffin, the priest shouted loudly after reciting a mantra.
The coffin where Xu Lang was located shook for a moment, and then was slowly lowered into the grave.
"Husband, go all the way." Qin Xiaolu scooped up the soil and sprinkled it on the coffin.
"Brother, go all the way." Luo Han followed behind Qin Xiaolu, followed by Zhang Xiaojie, Huang Kai and others.
Xia Ziqi followed behind, she didn't speak, just silently scooped up a handful of soil and sprinkled it on the coffin.
"Seal the soil, set sail with cranes, and go all the way."
The Taoist priest was dancing a strange dance in front of the grave with a wooden sword, chanting some incomprehensible incantations in his mouth, and next to him there were four or five people with ghost masks holding shovels and speeding up the filling of the earth.
"Don't fill in the soil, I'm not dead! I'm not dead! ā
Xu Lang cried out heartbreakingly, however, gradually, he couldn't see Qin Xiaolu, nor his brothers, he couldn't see anything, they were all blocked by the dirt.
There was darkness in front of me, endless darkness.
"Fake, fake, all fake!" Xu Lang gasped for breath, because he couldn't see any light, he felt that his body was drifting around, all his senses were infinitely magnified, and cold sweat kept coming out.
This feeling is all too familiar. He always felt that he had experienced somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
Boom......
The crisp voice suddenly came, which frightened Xu Lang for a while, and then he saw a dim light.
Shen Lanjie appeared in his sight with a smile, "Boss, didn't frighten you?" ā
"IāI'm back?" Xu Lang swallowed his saliva, felt that his lips were very dry, and said with palpitations, "It feels too real......"
Before he could say more, Xu Lang heard a cry.
"Woooooooooo......oo Woowoo woo ......"
"Fatty?" Xu Lang wanted to lie in the coffin for a while, but when he heard the cry, he quickly got up, ran to Luo Han's side, and found that he was really crying. Xu Lang was thinking about whether to persuade him, but Luo Han, who was lying in the coffin, suddenly sat up, pointed to the mobile phone on the tripod on the side, and said anxiously: "Quick, quick!" Prodigal, hurry up and help me turn off the live broadcast, so that fans can't see me crying in fear. ā
"It's not all the same whether it's closed or not, fans have already seen it." Xu Lang took the phone off the tripod and handed it to Luo Han, "You can explain it to the fans yourself." ā
Luo Han wiped his sweat while watching the interaction of fans: "Fans, I, Luo Han, guarantee with my personality that it was all true just now." You say you can't see anything, you just see me rolling in the coffin, screaming...... That's because I'm scared. Fans who have been to the park leave a message, the scene of the trip to the Styx here, there is a similar situation, fans in the live broadcast room can't see it, but the anchor will be scared to death. ā
Xu Lang also took out his mobile phone and entered Luo Han's live broadcast room to see the situation.
Luo Han's fans are still very sticky, and soon fans will help testify.
"Although I don't know if what Luo Han said is true, I watched the live broadcast of the trip to the Styx, and the anchor was scared half to death, and we didn't see anything."
"I've been on a trip to the River Styx! It's so scary, I see the river now, and I take a detour. ā
"What are you? I used to sell fish, but now I've changed my business to sell pork......"
"So horrible? I'm kind of tempted to give it a try! ā
"I want to go too!"
"Can the anchor tell me which project is the scariest?"
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I have to say that Luo Han still has a lot of fans, news after message, and there are many people who ask about late-night parks or horror projects, but Luo Han still patiently answered their questions, and then touted the park, before turning off the live broadcast and lying back in the coffin exhausted.
"Hey, fatty, what do you see? I cried just now. Xu Lang was curious and asked.
Luo Han looked at Xu Lang, who was sitting by the coffin with him, and cried again.
"I saw that when I died, I had no children, no daughters, and no one to send me to death. It was you who carried my coffin up the mountain alone, and encountered a lot of demons and monsters along the way, and you killed all the ghosts and ghosts with one enemy and one hundred, and buried me well. In the end, you died of your injuries at my grave......"
The corners of Xu Lang's mouth kept twitching, why did I die? And also the corpse wilderness.
"By the way, how do you know I'm dead? After the soil is filled, can you still see it? Xu Lang asked puzzledly, after all, after filling in the soil, he couldn't see anything.
Luo Han looked at Xu Lang strangely, and he didn't cry anymore, "You can't see it?" ā
"I thought I was dead, so I didn't pay attention." Xu Lang felt that the two should not be in the same mode, so there were some differences in details.
Luo Han nodded again and again: "It's really ...... I thought I was really dead. I feel the same way! ā
Speaking of this, Luo Han suddenly paused, and looked at Xu Lang suspiciously: "Prodigal son, tell me honestly, did you sleep with Xia Ziqi?" ā
"Huh?"
Xu Lang was a little inexplicable: "Aren't we talking about the tomb of the living?" Why do you mention this again? ā
"Xia Ziqi was pregnant with your child at that time, so I didn't go up the mountain with you." Luo Han's expression was serious.
Xu Lang was angry and scolded loudly: "Fatty, the reason why you saw me carrying your coffin alone is because you subconsciously regard me as your only brother." And you saw that Xia Ziqi was pregnant with my child, it was because you saw Xia Ziqi in my home and thought that there was something wrong with the two of us. I have nothing to do with Xia Ziqi! Got it?! ā
"Understood, understood...... Luo Han smiled hesitantly, "By the way, what did you see?" Am I in it? ā
Xu Lang remembered that the other party carried his coffin, and remembered that the other party just said that he had no children and no daughters, so he simply improvised the content: "Of course, you married your fan as a wife and gave birth to a boy and a girl." You brought them to see me off, and the children kowtowed to me, recognized me as a godfather, and said that they would come to sweep my grave every year. You said that you didn't let your children recognize me as a godfather when you were alive, and you didn't recognize me until I died. ā
"Didn't I carry the coffin for you? I, Luo Han, am not considered a brother in your eyes? Luo Han's focus was not on his own child, but on carrying the coffin, because when he saw Xu Lang carrying the coffin for him alone, the fear in his heart was replaced by deep emotion.
"There's a lot of nonsense, and it's all said that everyone's details are different. I've heard you cry the most out there. You said you were a big man, crying like that......"
"What! I call it love and righteousness! You don't understand! Luo Han felt a lot more relieved when he heard this, and his tone of voice returned to his former relaxedness, "By the way, do you have a child?" ā
"I'll go~ Why is it not over yet!"
Xu Lang only felt speechless for a while, he held Luo Han's strong shoulders with both hands, and shook it, "Fatty, wake up, why can't you get out." It was all fake, illusion! ā
Luo Han was stunned for a while, and patted his face again: "Yes, I'll go, what's wrong with me now?" How did you get into the play? The stamina of this scene is so strong that it makes it impossible to distinguish between illusion and reality. ā
"Let's go, let's go out first. Always in this scene, it's easy to lead to delusions. ā
Xu Lang said as he pulled Luo Han out of the coffin.
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"Fatty, why don't you take a shower here, I also have clothes for you to change here, are you suitable for driving in your current state?" Xu Lang stood at the gate of the park, looking at Luo Han in the driver's seat, a little worried.
"I'm not like some people who like to use other people's bathrooms, I like mine. Besides, I'm fine now, aren't I just scared? I'm not drunk, so why can't I drive? ā
Luo Han waved his hand, suddenly thought of something, stuck his head out of the car window, and whispered to Xu Lang, "That Xia Ziqi, I always feel a little strange, you should be careful when you fall in love with her." ā
"I've explained to you many times, we don't have anything, don't talk nonsense, bad girls' reputation...... Let's go! Let's go! Xu Lang didn't wait for Luo Han to leave first, and closed the door by himself.
Luo Han mentioned Xia Ziqi, but reminded Xu Lang: "It's strange, it's all at this point, why hasn't Xia Ziqi moved at all?" ā
"Boss, she was used by me to do a little trick, and she is falling asleep!" Huang Xinxin suddenly appeared beside Xu Lang and said coquettishly, "Did you say that people did the right thing?" ā
Xu Lang really couldn't laugh or cry about this, although Xia Ziqi was a little weird, but he wouldn't use some means to keep her asleep, right?
wanted to think about it, but Xu Lang still praised Huang Xinxin generously, "Good job!" But now that the scene has been experienced, let her wake up naturally. It's been tossing for so long, I'll go catch up on it first, if she wakes up, you look at it. As long as she doesn't mess around, let her be. ā?