Chapter Ninety-Six: The Funeral of the Living

Xu Lang subconsciously looked at Huang Xinxin on the side, Huang Xinxin held her head high, if she had a tail, her tail would definitely be up to the sky at this moment.

Needless to say, those words must have been told to Luo Han by her.

Luo Han didn't have time to care about Xu Lang's mental activities. After he finished communicating with Xu Lang, he ran out again. After a long while, I cautiously walked in with my bag on my back and a selfie stick. Adjusting the position with a tripod, Luo Han took the lead in lying down in the coffin.

Xu Lang didn't expect Luo Han to be skillful, so he quickly found a coffin pit far away from him to lie down. Who would have thought that he had just been lying flat, and in an instant, what he saw in front of him was different, and when he blinked again, he found himself lying in a transparent coffin.

Xu Lang half-stood up and looked around.

Looking through the transparent coffin wall, he found that the sun was setting outside, and the sunset was as red as fire. Eight shirtless men wearing grimace masks are carrying the coffin on which he is lying.

In addition to carrying the coffin, there were many people in front and behind, all wearing grimace masks, some playing music, some scattering dead coins, and some carrying paper lanterns.

This is the funeral procession!

"Hey, that's kind of interesting." After all, Xu Lang has seen the world, and the scene of this rank does not make him feel afraid.

Xu Lang's voice was not small, but no one paid attention to him, and the funeral procession still slowly moved forward.

Xu Lang turned over, looked towards the back of the funeral procession, and saw that the place where the procession passed had left a large number of dark coins.

Countless ghosts have emerged from the ground and are biting each other in order to snatch more Underworld coins.

Suddenly, an evil ghost who was robbing money noticed Xu Lang's peeping gaze, and it grinned, revealing a cruel smile. Xu Lang only felt dizzy in front of him, he blinked his eyes vigorously, the dizziness disappeared again, and the evil ghost in the distance was still laughing.

In the next second, the evil ghost threw away the dark coin in his hand and rushed towards the coffin where Xu Lang was!

"Ahh Ghosts! Come on! Xu Lang subconsciously shouted, wanting to remind the people in the funeral procession.

However, a strange scene happened, obviously the evil ghost was not too far away from the coffin, and it was obviously fast, but it could not catch up with the funeral procession no matter what, but the two sides were getting farther and farther away, until the evil ghost finally turned into a black spot and disappeared.

"......Huh" Xu Lang only felt relieved, couldn't help but sigh, turned his body again, and half lay in the coffin.

……

"People die like lights go out, send people into the underworld, don't get close."

At the front of the funeral procession was a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and holding a wooden sword.

Because of the angle, Xu Lang couldn't see the front of the other party, but vaguely saw that the person was also wearing a ghost mask.

The Taoist priest recited words in his mouth, and his movements were also open and clawed, and while dancing the sword, he sprinkled glutinous rice in all directions.

"Want Want ......"

At this moment, a swarthy dog stopped the funeral procession, barking incessantly, preventing the funeral procession from moving forward.

Xu Lang didn't hear what the Taoist priest said in front of him, but there was one sentence that he could hear clearly, but it was not a good word.

"He did a lot of evil in life, and after death, evil dogs blocked the way."

"You have done a lot of evil, Lao Tzu is doing right, sitting right." It took Xu Lang a long time to come back to his senses, and he was so angry that he was about to push open the coffin lid and go out to beat the Taoist priest violently, but no matter how hard he tried, the coffin lid did not move at all.

At this moment, a masked man behind the Taoist priest spoke: "Taoist priest, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." Believe it or not, I'll call my mother-in-law right now and ask her to bring the pennant from the Public Security Bureau to you to see who is doing a lot of evil! ”

The voice...... Qin Xiaolu! The mother-in-law in her mouth ......" Xu Lang held the coffin lid with both hands and froze on the spot.

Although his face was covered by a mask, his voice would not be wrong, it must be Qin Xiaolu!

"Madam, these are some customs that have been passed down, not that your husband is doing well. If you give some money, the dog will naturally leave, so why bother the old lady? The deceased is a junior, and his parents can't send it. The Taoist priest laughed.

"I didn't bring cash ......"

"Ma'am, please." The Taoist priest took out a sign with a QR code printed on it and handed it over, "According to the usual 999 pieces." ”

Qin Xiaolu looked at the extremely sarcastic QR code, glared at the Taoist priest, but still paid, "Hurry up and drive the dog away, bad luck!" ”

The Taoist priest waved his hand, and the dog that was blocking the way turned his head and left.

"Let's go, continue the funeral!" As the shouts of the Taoist priest spread, the procession continued to move forward.

"I, did I really marry Qin Xiaolu?" Xu Lang sat in the coffin, his mood couldn't calm down for a long time, "Actually, Qin Xiaolu is also quite good, he is good-looking and upright...... Wait a minute! No, what 'the deceased is a younger generation of parents can't be sent'? There is no such custom in Tokai City at all! ”

Xu Lang was dizzy again, and came back to his senses: "What is the death, I am experiencing the latest scene in the tomb of the living!" My obedient man, the emotions almost got into it, and I believed it. ”

Thinking of the inexplicable real feeling in his heart just now, Xu Lang broke out in a cold sweat, "This sense of substitution is too strong, right?" ”

Before Xu Lang could sigh more, the funeral procession stopped again, and he couldn't help but be angry, what's going on? I'm all dead, and I won't let me go any better?

Wait, why am I angry? I'm not dead!

Xu Lang's heart is very confused, these scenes are not terrifying for him, the most terrifying thing is that he can't control himself and really thinks of himself as a dead person.

"I want to send him."

A woman wearing a ghost mask stopped the group, and the voice sounded familiar: "Little deer, I beg you, I know I'm sorry for you, but he's gone, I just want to send him off." ”

"Xia Ziqi? How did she end up here? I haven't known her for long. Xu Lang was very puzzled and didn't react for a while.

"Yes, but you can only send him away as a friend." Qin Xiaolu was silent for a moment, and finally agreed.

"Thank you." Xia Ziqi stood silently by Qin Xiaolu's side.

Xu Lang was completely stunned: "What do you mean by 'only as a friend'?" It sounds as if something happened to me and Xia Ziqi......"

"Alas, I don't know how many people will come to see me off the day I leave."

At this moment, a buddy who was carrying the coffin sighed.

"Huh? Fatso? Xu Lang immediately heard that it was Luo Han's voice, and he hooked his head and shouted downward, "Fatty, I'm here!" ”

But Luo Han couldn't hear it at all.

On the contrary, the person next to Luo Han opened his mouth: "Can you be the same as Xu Lang?" He left as a martyr, and if it weren't for his unwillingness to be high-profile, I'm afraid that thousands of people would come to see him off. ”

Xu Lang frowned, this is ...... Kai Shao?

"Don't speak, let Xu Lang walk quietly." It was Zhang Xiaojie who spoke out, preventing the discussion between the two.

Xu Lang's eyes were red, he didn't expect that a friend could carry the coffin in person, and these three friends didn't make friends in vain.

"You're not fit here." Qin Xiaolu's voice came again, and at the front of the team, something happened again.

"My husband and Xu Lang's father are friends, and I am his little aunt, what's wrong?" The voice is delicate, and it looks very weak.

Xu Lang didn't hear this voice originally, but when he heard the words "father's friend" and "little aunt", he suddenly understood that that person was Liu Ru.

"How could Liu Ru be here?"

Xu Lang didn't understand what was going on at all, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the last time he saw Liu Ru, he saw her and Zheng Zhiwei dressed coolly outside the hotel.

How did she die by herself, she would come over. It stands to reason that they don't know each other. What do you have to do with her? What intersection can be? Xu Lang felt that his brain was bulging.

"Liu Ru, don't force me to catch you personally." Qin Xiaolu was really angry, and his voice became low.

"Chase me? And what about her? Liu Ru pointed at Xia Ziqi, "Why can she stay here?" ”

"She fought hard for Xu Lang and shed blood, what have you done for Xu Lang?" Qin Xiaolu asked in a low voice.

Liu Ru was silent for a while, then suddenly knelt down, kowtowed three times to the coffin, and left.

"What's going on?" Xu Lang felt that his brain was even more up.

Coax......

When Xu Lang was thinking wildly, a gust of wind rolled around him, and the light became inexplicably dim.