"Uncle, are you back?"

As soon as I went upstairs, Zhao Huohuo pushed the door and walked out of Fang Fatzi's house, waving his little paws to greet me, like a beckoning cat.

"What are you doing here in the middle of the night?!"

I picked up Zhao Huohuo and rubbed his dog's head: "You have been living in Fang Fatzi's house recently?" Did Fat Fang bully you? ”

"Mu You, Uncle Fat is good to me!"

Zhao Huohuo looked up at me, and swayed back and forth with the fat on his lower abdomen: "Uncle, look, you've fattened me!" There's all little meat! ”

"Can you still eat?!"

I'm also quite interested, pinch his lower abdomen.

"Yes! I ate lamb skewers just now! ”

It is estimated that if Zhao Huohuo eats like this, he will be fatter than a fat man.

"Okay, your body is quite special!"

Although I have always been skeptical about Zhao Huohuo's identity, after all, his mother does have a relationship with me and has met in dreams. I was given to the orphan at the end of my life, and I definitely had to take good care of it, so I didn't break the casserole and ask in the end.

"Hey, hey, hey...... I'm going to sleep under your covers tonight. ”

Zhao Huohuo tried to attract my attention by selling cuteness.

Wait a minute...... He's going to sleep on my bed?!

Isn't that annoying me to do bad things?!

I finally made up my mind to break through myself, how can I let others destroy it casually?

No way! Absolutely not!

"Boom!"

I turned around and knocked on the fat man's door.

"Squeak ......"

The door opened in less than three seconds, and the fat man Fang was full of alcohol, sleepy-eyed, and asked with a slight sense of getting up, "Brother Yi, what are you going to do!?"

"Don't do anything! Hold your big nephew! ”

I raised my hand and forcibly put Zhao Huohuo in his arms, took out the key after finishing the work, opened the door of my house, and jumped in with a puff of smoke.

After confirming that the door is locked, confirm that the old lady is at home.

With the strength of the remaining wine, I consciously took off my clothes first, and tiptoed into the bedroom where my sister was still waiting for me to come back.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Sister, are you waiting for me? ”

I saw my old lady sitting on the bed, quite impatient, maybe because she was drunk and courageous, so she walked over very hard, sat beside her, and put her arm around her shoulders.

"It's not hot! Why did you take your clothes off? ”

The old lady moved to the left twice, half a meter away from me, wrapped her body in the quilt, only her little head was exposed, and she was stunned to look at me who was still perverted.

"It's a little cold! You borrowed my quilt to cover it!? ”

I was like a monk knocking on a thousand-year-old wooden fish, and finally threw myself into the rolling tide of red dust, eager and eager to return to the vulgar and snatch her quilt.

"Borrow a fart! You get me out! ”

My sister kicked me in the shoulder, her expression angry and unhappy.

"It's a fool to go out! Come on! My little darling! ”

I pounced on a tiger, and then pressed her under me, pouting my big lips and about to kiss her, what a beast is not as good as!

"The surname is Zhao! You open it for me! ”

The old lady pushed me and didn't give in immediately.

I grabbed her wrist and looked at her: "I won't open it today!"

"What are you doing with me?!"

She seemed to be surprised by the sudden change in me.

"All."

I paused, pondered for a long time, and then added, "You're all I have......"

"Can you wait a little longer?!"

She was extremely serious, pulled away from my palm, raised her hand and touched my hair: "Wait, okay?" Wait until we get married......"

"Good!"

Like a deflated ball, I got out of bed and walked out of the bedroom.

"Alas!"

Picking up the clothes on the ground and putting them on himself, there was an inexplicable sense of loss haunting his heart.

I walked back to my bedroom, sat on the bed, lit a cigarette habitually, and when I couldn't smoke it too hot, I snuffed it out, and fell asleep on the pillow.

Nothing to say all night......

Early the next morning, Lao Zhou actually contacted me on the penguin letter, saying that I was going to help watch his little broken shop, and he was going to go out and couldn't watch his house for the time being.

So after a brief wash, I left the house and took a taxi to Lao Zhou's funeral supplies store.

To tell the truth, just with Lao Zhou's urine strength, this funeral supplies store is usually enough to deal with food and drink, but Lao Zhou is not bad for tobacco, alcohol and food. Say that you don't close the small broken shop, and say that there is at least a livelihood when you open a store, and if you have a livelihood, people will not waste themselves.

It is a shame to speak out of conscience.

The store is open, and I don't see how optimistic and positive you are!

Half-dead every day, one day in the dead store, it is enough for someone to know. But there is no way, after all, he is my godfather, let him do it if he wants to.

Waiting for the bus to get to the place, I paid to get out of the car and walked into the funeral supply store.

Lao Zhou is still self-addicted to playing landlords, constantly drinking liquor, scolding and scolding, and it is estimated that he has lost happy beans.

"Old Zhou! I'm coming! ”

I had nothing to do and picked up the feather duster stuck next to the counter and cleaned the table that I hadn't wiped in at least a week.

"It's coming!"

Lao Zhou took out a box of four pieces of five white Ganoderma lucidum, threw one to me, smoked one himself, smacked his lips and said: "I have to go to the south, there is a good friend's sacrifice day, I have to go to his grave in person."

"Where is the South?"

I put down my feather duster and smoked a cheap and inferior cigarette.

"River N!"

Lao Zhou sorted out his collar and took out the small suitcase prepared in advance from the bottom of the counter.

"River N is not inferior to the south!"

This can't be blamed on Lao Zhou, in fact, the entire three provinces outside the Guanhai from old to young are this idea, as long as they go out of Shanhaiguan, it is the south.

"Hehehe...... I've booked all the tickets and I'll leave in a while. ”

Lao Zhou put on his gray tracksuit, which had not been changed for three years, and his hair was deliberately combed into a meticulous big back, and the oil was shiny as if he had been sprayed with hairspray.

It does have a lot of energy, but it's not so obscene anyway.

And for this matter, looking at Lao Zhou's appearance, he should be very attentive, otherwise he would definitely not be able to take a train to a place as far as river N. Because even if there is a high-speed rail bullet train, it will take ten hours to start in Zheng City, the capital of HeN Province, and his character of picking and searching may mean that he may buy a ticket to buy a 30-hour hard seat on the big green train.

"Okay, do you have anything to explain before leaving?"

I'm not too worried about him going out.

"I'm leaving! Why don't I give you my last words!? ”

Lao Zhou glared at me and scolded me with a smile. Then he took out a spirit card made of red mahogany from the suitcase and handed it to me: "You didn't ask for this thing two days ago, and then I found it in the warehouse, you can take it!"

"Okay! I'll engrave your name on the spirit tablet when I turn around! ”

I nodded and took the card. Thinking of carving the spirit card with Gou Changzai's name and sending it back to the underworld for burial, it is worthy of Gou Changzai.

"your grandma's legs!"

Lao Zhou rubbed my head casually: "Just stay at home, don't me if there's nothing to out!" Call me if there's something big! I'll be right back! ”

"Okay, got it, let's go!"

I swaggered into my chair and prepared to play two fights with the landlord for a while.

"Hmmm......"

Lao Zhou looked at me deeply, turned around and walked out of the store.

"This boss is a few years old, and he still walks out, and I don't know if he is going to find an old man and continue a twilight love."

I didn't get up to send it off, and I talked to myself about the landlord.

The cards were unlucky, and Lao Zhou had more than 10,000 happy beans left, so I lost three of them. The point is that I suddenly felt that this thing was quite addictive to play, and I bought 10,000 happy beans for a dollar.

Three! Just three! Lost all!

My brain hurts, I never thought of it! I'm too good at playing cards!

I lost and didn't continue to charge the money, I held the spirit card in my hand, found the carving knife that Lao Zhou put in the drawer, and thought about what words should be engraved on the spirit card.

Only three words are often engraved, which seems too thin.

It is not too appropriate to add the word yin, after all, for the current underworld, the ruling king is a traitor and must be arrested.

What should be engraved?

I pondered it carefully, but I couldn't figure out why.

In the end, he simply waved the carving knife and engraved two words on the top of the spirit card: my brother.

Doesn't he revere and miss his brother very much?!

Then I will engrave the word "my brother".

His soul was completely scattered, and there was no spirit in the sky, if any......

Seeing that I, a person who looks exactly like his brother, can also feel at ease when I engrave these two words with my own hands......