I took it seriously, paid full attention, and engraved these three big characters on the spirit card one by one. When the moment was over, I leaned back in my chair and stared at the roof in a daze, as if I had consumed all the energy in my body.

"What's up? This is because you were busy enough to work last night, are you tired? ”

Fang Fatzi didn't know when he walked in from outside the door, with a small hand behind his back, although the dark circles under his eyes were about to be transformed, and he saw that he was talking about sudden death, but he was still in good spirits, and he didn't panic at all when he whistled.

"Busy work! I didn't do anything last night! ”

I sat up straight, looked at his blind face, secretly swallowed the words I wanted to persuade him into my stomach, and then simply communicated: "Why do you have the strength to come here?"

"Didn't Lao Zhou go out on a date, he was afraid that you would be bored here, so he gave me a daily salary and asked me to come over to accompany you."

Fang Fatzi threw two boxes of Marlboros on the table, found a triangular bench by himself, and sat down beside me: "Brother Yi, you can't do it either!" I'm still waiting to hug my eldest nephew! Can you give some force!? ”

"I'll give you a fart force!"

I pinched his big fat ears: "I haven't cleaned you up in the past few days!" You're a little too floaty! ”

"! Cleaning me up with you?! ”

Fang Fat grinned in pain, pulled away my hand, pointed to his big dark circles, and said, "Don't you look at this big dark circles!?" I drank too much yesterday and had nothing to do! So I told my daughter-in-law to let her beat me. Then she gave me two electric cannons! The one that called me was so refreshed! ”

Is this person strange?

If you have nothing to do, let your own daughter-in-law beat herself!

I was silent, looking up to the sky and sighing: "Fatty! I really don't want to catch up with your grave on July 15 next year, let's just do it!? ”

"It's okay! Fight against beating when you are young! ”

Fang Fatzi probably felt that bragging was too tiring for his kidneys, so he tore open the cigarette case and continued to brag while smoking: "I met a job a few days ago, when Lao Zhou comes back, let's go and have a look!" The employer gives a lot of money! ”

"How much do you give!?"

To be honest, I haven't been spending a lot lately, but I can't afford to be too little for money! You have to earn what you should earn, and the more you earn, the better.

"A million!"

Fang Fat Man made a yes gesture.

"How much?!"

As soon as I heard this amount, my head was confused!

Under normal circumstances, the job that Fang Fat Man is looking for is to exorcise evil spirits, break disasters, look at feng shui or flicker people with ghosts in their hearts.

So the money is always not much.

Twelve thousand is considered to be the top of the sky.

This next million is more or less a bit of a.

What kind of family?

If you catch a ghost, you will give a million?!

What the hell does that have to be?!

Black and white are impermanent!? Give this old man in one go!

Fang Fatzi emphasized again in an accentuated tone: "One million !!"

"If you brag about breaking the law, you will at least have to give a suspended death sentence!"

I didn't believe the fat man at all, so I glanced at him and started playing with the computer on my own.

"I didn't fool you! See for yourself! The chat history is still here! ”

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Fang Fatzi simply took out his Yali mobile phone from his pocket and handed me the chat history on the Penguin.

"Oops, fuck! I don't believe in this evil today! ”

I took the phone, glanced at the chat history, and then returned the phone to Fang Fatzi, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Really give a million!?"

"It's your son who lies! The deposit was 100,000 yuan in my bank card! People said that if this job is not successful, the deposit will not be returned! ”

Fang Fatzi put his mobile phone back in his pocket, and said some words that could touch my heart: "Brother Yi, with this million, let's stand up!" In the future, we will open a small shop or something, sell mutton skewers, and we won't be so displaced. When the days are prosperous, let's pick a day and get married together! ”

"Alas!"

I didn't dare to make up my mind for a while.

Because when I saw the chat record just now, the employer wanted to find Fang Fatzi to show feng shui to his villa. However, the location of this villa is not very good, in the Yejiang district on the north side of the Songye River.

Yejiang District is almost outside our range of activities.

Moreover, Yejiang District is the main development zone in the later stage of the city, and the biggest feature there is that it is deserted, especially deserted.

As far as the eye can see, there are large fields of rice paddies and budding rice fields.

There are only areas where residents live a long distance, and most of them are bungalows, that is, because of the shortage, the main development of the city is various types of factories and planting bases for agricultural and sideline products.

Housing prices are very low, no different from the usual county.

The villas over there, to be honest, are in a row.

Most people buy it not because they live, but because they hoard housing prices or buy it to live in retirement, which leads to the lack of popularity in the villa area over there.

If you can't do it, the villa will be used to put a bureau or decorate it into a secret prostitution room.

No one knows what the employer is buying a villa for, and if he does something illegal, it will implicate me and Fang Fatzi.

Fishy, this muddy water is very fishy.

But it's a lot of money! That's a million!

"Just go and take a look, if it really doesn't work, let's just pick and don't do it! Anyway, he won't return the 100,000 yuan! ”

Fang Fatzi is a person who wants to play a bachelor when he sees that something is wrong.

When I was faced with money, it was rare for me to calm down: "It's not a matter of looking at it, people can come up with this old money, and it must not be a bad relationship." If we are blind or stupid, it is really easy to get caught. When the time comes, you will be sentenced to three years and five years, are you upset? Do you deserve it? ”

"That's okay, don't worry, let's talk about it then."

Seeing that my expression was quite resolute, Fang Fatzi didn't mention this matter again.

…… The silent morning passed in the blink of an eye.

In the afternoon, Fang Fatzi fell asleep against the counter with a female paper figure in his arms. And after I lost all the 100,000 happy beans I exchanged for ten yuan, I secretly sighed sadly: "Ten yuan!" That's ten dollars! Lost all! Your uncle's! Someone must have hung up! Playing the landlord, you are hanging, you really lose your conscience! I wish you all the farts that can hit your heels! Your uncle's! ”

At this very moment

A girl in her twenties, with the same big dark circles as Fang Fatzi, knocked on the door of the store and asked politely, "Is the boss at home?!" Are you open for business today?! ”

"Open! Business! ”

I greeted her first, then kicked Fang Fat's calf, leaned into his ear and said, "Don't sleep!" Here comes the customer! ”

"Huh? Time to eat? ”

Fang Fatzi successfully wet his sleeves, and his expression seemed to be still in a state of confusion. But people have a professional attitude, they actually got up before me, squinted their eyes and saw the girl, and made a gesture of blessing and peace: "Mom Sang, hello!" Welcome! Let's go, don't send it! Bon voyage! ”

"Shunfeng, your uncle! People haven't bought anything yet! ”

I gritted my teeth angrily, but I couldn't beat him in front of outsiders, so I forced a smile and smiled at the girl, "What does the young lady want to buy?" We have paper people, paper horses, paper sedan chairs, paper cars, urns, everything. ”

"Uh...... Do you take white jobs? ”

The little girl may have never seen such a funeral item sold.

It was clear that she was right.

Fang Fatzi and I really didn't sell these things, when Lao Zhou raised me in the early years, I was sent to a car wash or a factory, where I could learn technology, and he felt that young people should not be exposed to these lifeless things.

"Pick it up! Must pick up! ”

Fang Fatzi seemed to be a god, and said nonsense: "We have a specification package, 888, 1888, 2888, and 8888 of the Supreme VIP!"

Nima! Is it good to work for the dead!?

With such an auspicious number, aren't you afraid that people will slap you in the mouth?!

Fang Fatzi didn't give me a chance to speak, and said all the words he learned in the rivers and lakes: "Don't suspect that we are not professional, we have a professional team...... 888 is that I will blow the suona for you, and then surpass the soul. ”

"In 1888, I was looking for a white affairs team, here the suona blows the big funeral, and there the erhu pulls the two springs and reflects the moon. Find you two more professional crying white life, and it will definitely let you know what it means to be a good Chinese actor, but Crying Gaba has been pumped over, and you have to add money! ”

"2888 is the baritone chorus "Today is a Good Day", this thing is sad and joyful, and it is a scene of work!"

"8888 is my contact with the best white affairs team in the country, the three-handed rose. Let them sing a song live, you are at ease among people~ This is a fairy who is free in the sky~ In the form of rock, shake the person who died in your family to the Western Elysium! ”

", calf!"

I couldn't hold back my temper, so I kicked him on the waist and kicked him down, and then I walked up to the girl and reversed my image: "Don't listen to him, respect is the basic etiquette of the dead." We can take it for nothing, but the specific process is also contracted to others. Our main business here is to buy these things in the store. ”

"I ......"

The girl looked up and saw my face, her eyes were hidden, she was a little surprised and frightened, and her words trembled: "I admit it...... ...... know you."

"Brother Yi! Shame on you! You're flirting with girls! I'm going to sue my sister when I go home! ”